Reborn Shang Zhou, angry at the sage Nuwa at the beginning

Chapter 947 Tang Sanbu, who suffers from misophobia!
"Amitabha...fuck the past Buddha!"

Looking at the fat man in front of him, who started at least six hundred catties, he broke free from Newton's shackles in an instant,
Jumping up to three or four feet, and smashing towards him like Mount Tai,
Sanbu heard the craziest and most bloodthirsty voice after he entered the Daughter Kingdom——

"Mine, no one can take it from me, it's mine—"

"man!!!"

Seeing that mountain fall from the sky, San Zan suddenly felt his chrysanthemum tighten,
rustle twice,

His figure was like lightning, and he moved six or seven feet away!
Next second,
Fat Dundun's scream turned into a scream,

same,

This time the poor chubby man didn't break free from Newton's shackles——

boom!
After a loud bang,
San Zan looked in front of him and smashed half of his body to the ground, even behind the bloody fat man,
San Zan took a sharp breath, and after reciting "Amitabha Buddha" with both hands, he was slightly relieved.

call!
After breathing out a breath of cool air, the nine-ring tin rod standing beside San Zan seemed to be pushed down by a mysterious force.

The heavy pewter stick, the big bumpy head on top, just happened to hit the back of the fat pier's head!

After a bang,

The fat and short limbs stretched suddenly, and fell into the deep pit again, and there was no more sound after that.
Only the gurgling blood appeared from around the fat body, staining her clothes and the surrounding land red!
At this time,

San Zan secretly let out another breath of foul air, picked up the nine-ringed tin stick, and shook off the blood stains on it,
He pretended to save Fat Dundun again!
At last,
Looking at the frightened pink skeletons in the distance, San Zan suddenly felt a pain in his back!
It seems that he can't do anything except //membrane//hey//dao,
Now the feeling of three burials,

I have already got female phobia!
really,

When a woman goes crazy, what does it matter to a man?
Just when Sanbu was thinking about finding a way out, a group of well-equipped and heroic female knights suddenly appeared in the distance!
Not to mention the graceful and charming leader, that appearance is much better than the group of defeated willows that surrounded the third burial just now!
Correct,
In front of this female knight who swayed with the horse, the group of tigers and wolves just now couldn't even count the most basic residual flowers,
At best, it's a failure!
At this time,

The female knight hung two big hammers and came to Tang Sanzan in a flash. After a flash of undisguised greed flashed in her eyes, she looked around with a warning look.
He said loudly: "The king has an order, no one is allowed to approach this man, this is the king's distinguished guest!"

The female knight finished speaking,
Only then did he look at Tang Sanzan, and said with a smile, "Your honored guest, please follow me!"

"Uh……"

San Zan was a little timid, because he found that this female knight was not a good person, the undisguised wolf in her eyes,
Tell him clearly——

This girl is greedy for your body!

Gum!

Thinking of the three burials here, she subconsciously swallowed her saliva, and before he could speak, the female knight blushed,
He arched his body forward, looking at his plump buttocks and the narrow gap on the saddle,

He said crisply: "Your honored guest, you came in a hurry and forgot to prepare your horse. If your honored guest doesn't mind, please share a ride with me!"

Buddha!

This woman really covets her beauty, she is greedy for her body,
Pooh!
Under the shell!
Thinking of this,

San Zan took a deep breath, suppressed the urge to taste the horse///shock in his heart, and then said: "The benefactor is joking, the poor monk can't sit down!"

The female knight smiled and said: "My honored guest, it is the general who is rude. If the honored guest does not dislike it, why not you are below and I am on top. It is not that I take advantage of the honored guest, but that I am a horse, and no one but me can handle it." No!"

said,

The female knight is still skilled, showing off her waist skills, it is as soft as if it has no bones!
But before San Zan could speak, the female knight suddenly realized: "Oh, I made the honored guest laugh, it must be my general's armor that is in the way, so I will take it off now!"

The female knight finished speaking,
He actually took off his armor immediately, revealing his plump waist without a trace of fat!

"White trousers? Inside... Fuck, no hair..."

San Zan glanced at it without squinting, then quickly closed his eyes, showing a sage's appearance,
He whispered: "Ami... the benefactor misunderstood, the main reason is that the poor monk and two apprentices are behind, and I think it will be here soon!"

finished,

Sanbu turned his head and looked behind him, longing for the rescue of Monkey and Zhu Bajie!
say nothing else,

As for the two of them, if they stay by his side, one on the left and the other on the right, it will bring him a full and overwhelming sense of security!
His three burials can subdue dragons and subdue tigers, but only the female knight, a fierce tiger, he can't subdue!
……

at the same time,

What are Monkey and Bajie, who can make Sanbu feel a sense of security, doing?

They were resting in the woods thirty miles away from where the third burial was located,
Bajie and Bailong mule lay on the ground, the monkey hung itself on a tree to swing, eating peaches leisurely,

It's like an old man basking in the sun in the courtyard after retirement!
"Hey..."

At this time,

Zhu Bajie suddenly covered his distended belly, showing pain on his face. After struggling for a while, he got up profusely in sweat.
Not to mention panting heavily, I didn't dare to bend down too hard!
After a while,
Bajie looked up at the monkey hanging on the tree, and said with a distressed expression: "Brother Monkey, don't we really need to go to see Master? Is Master really okay?"

"and!"

The monkey waved his hands disdainfully, gnawed at the peach in his hand, and said nonchalantly:
"With the master's current strength, even if he is facing Taiyi Xuanxian, he can beat him all over the place. How can a group of ordinary girls of the human race be in danger?"

"My old grandson has already checked. There are no big monsters in this area, and Master is fine!"

Speaking of which,
The monkey glanced at Zhu Bajie, took another bite of the peach, and muttered:
"As for the litter of piggies in your belly, you can rest assured that as long as Master is happy to play, he will definitely help you!"

"Brother Monkey, my old pig doesn't like to hear you say that!"

Zhu Bajie looked at the monkey resentfully, shook his big ears, and said in a low voice——

"What do you mean Master can help me when he's happy? Brother Monkey, you're fine now, why can't you help me, old pig?"

"help you?"

The monkey immediately exploded when he heard it. After jumping down from the tree, he waved half a peach in his hand and smashed it on Zhu Bajie's head, and said out of anger:
"Idiot, if you dare to swear to the Jade Emperor, the master will investigate afterward. If you help my old grandson with the tight bandage, my old grandson will help you. What do you think?!"

"you you you……"

Zhu Bajie covered his belly, rolled his eyes and looked at the monkey. After thinking for a long time, he turned around and turned his back to the monkey.

He groaned and said: "You have a good idea, you stinky monkey, you know how to bully my old pig!"

"Hey hey hey..."

Seeing Bajie's simple and honest appearance, the monkey was not angry anymore, but became playful, and pulled the golden cudgel out of its ear,

Just as he was about to ask Bajie if he wanted to physically destroy those piglets——

A thunderous, but slightly shrill voice suddenly resounded ten miles away——

"Pohou, no matter what you say today, as a teacher, I have to put on a tight band for you. No one can stop me! Say it! Da~~~ah!!!"

(End of this chapter)