Reborn Shang Zhou, angry at the sage Nuwa at the beginning

Chapter 948 Tang Sanbu: I am so damn charming that I have nowhere to put it...

"what!!!"

Accompanied by a monkey and Zhu Bajie, some familiar screams and screams sounded, the three animals who were resting,

At the same time, those big ears were erected!

Bai Longma tilted his head, looked at the direction of the sound, his head was full of question marks, as if he couldn't understand San Zan's screams!

After all, compared with monkeys and Bajie, it is the person who is closest to the third burial, and also the one who understands this animal best.
It stands to reason that after going to the daughter country, the third burial should be in a state where the sea is wide and the fish are leaping, and the sky is high and the birds are flying?
Why does it sound so miserable?
As for the monkeys,

The smile on his face suddenly disappeared, and then he pricked up his ears to listen carefully, and the expression on his face immediately became weird.

Next second,
The monkey with a strange expression jumped into the sky and headed straight for the direction of the sound!

at the same time,

Zhu Bajie, who was lying on the ground and patted his stomach, sat up at once, looked at the direction where the monkey was leaving, and laughed so heartlessly——

"Hey hey... You Bi Mawen, who killed a thousand swords, told you to go to the master, but you just said that there is no rush, you long-haired stinky monkey, how can you know the horror of human women?"

"Not to mention Master's eight pairs of abs, it counts as eighty pairs. If he stays in Daughter's Country for one night and he can catch his breath, I'm an old pig!"

Speaking of which,
Zhu Bajie was happy again, squinting his eyes and said leisurely:

"You damn Bi Mawen, when you put on the tight band, I will ask the master for a spell. If you dare not listen to my old pig, I will read you to death!"

but,
At this time, Zhu Bajie didn't notice that Xiao Bailong looked at him with eyes full of pity, and he was still caught in his own fantasy, unable to extricate himself.
As if in its imagination,

It really saw the monkey being tortured by itself, squinting and patting its belly leisurely, while lying back,
While lying down, he said: "At that time, there are not a thousand words of 'big brother' that can't solve it!"

At this time,

Zhu Bajie suddenly felt his eyes go dark, before he opened his eyes, he heard an extremely unfriendly voice in his ears——

"What can't be solved without a thousand sentences?"

"Big Brother!"

The complacent Zhu Bajie said subconsciously, and then he realized something was wrong, he opened his eyes suddenly, and saw a figure standing on top of his head,
He was bending over, looking down at himself!

On that familiar hairy face, Lei Gong had a heart-pounding grin on his mouth, and in his red eyes, there was a chill that would tear his liver and gallbladder apart!
Next second,
Zhu Bajie shivered suddenly, a pig's heart slammed into his throat, swallowed a mouthful of old phlegm with a gurgling sound,
Only then did he reveal an awkward yet polite smile, and said in a stiff tone: "Big... big brother, didn't you go to save Master?"

"Master, my old grandson has his own explanation!"

The monkey gritted his teeth and raised his fist, then gritted his teeth and said, "But now...you have to give my old grandson an explanation first!"

finished,

The monkey waved its small fist and thumped the pig's head in front of it——

boom!
a muffled sound,
The stone as big as a millstone under Zhu Bajie's body shattered into pieces with a bang, and even half of Zhu Bajie's body was knocked to the ground by it.
Next second,
A shrill, sharp voice suddenly resounded through the void——

"Zuo..."

When the screams sounded like killing a pig, not to mention the white dragon mule lying on the ground, trembling in fright, even Tang Sanbu, who was ten miles away,
He also swallowed the curse that was about to blurt out.

Then he pointed to the direction where the screams came from, and looked at the female knight who led hundreds of female soldiers to surround him and was filled with righteous indignation,
Putting her hands together, she said with a broken face: "Female benefactor, the scream just now came from the poor monk's second apprentice, Zhu Bajie. I don't know what happened, the poor monk has to go and see!"

"apprentice?"

The female knight looked at Sanbu in surprise, frowned and said, "Is your apprentice a pig?"

"Exactly!"

Sanbu clasped his hands together, and explained with a smile: "There is also a monkey, who is also the poor monk's apprentice!"

"Monkey? Pig?"

The female knight frowned into a knot, and said thoughtfully: "Your apprentice, are you male or female?"

"Uh……"

After hearing this, San Zan thought about it very seriously, then rubbed his chin, and said solemnly: "Master!"

Whoa!

Before the hand rubbing his chin was put down, and before the eyelids were lifted up, San Zan heard the sound of gold and iron horses,

Looking up, he found that those heroic and murderous female warriors who surrounded him before,
In just half a breath, the formation was rearranged!
Moreover, in the eyes of every female warrior, there is a burning flame that is extremely terrifying and so hot that it seems to be able to ignite people!
Especially the feeling of eagerness to try made San Zan's hair stand on end in shock, and the magic crown was blown away by the invisible energy.

Show off the handsome big bald head that makes all the girls salivate and passionate!
see,

Sanbu subconsciously adjusted his hair,
Xindao——

Hey,
I'm a damn charm that has nowhere to go!

And then,
The female knight glanced at San Zan, and then lifted her shoulders again, because the female knight had already removed part of her armor, so San Zan looked behind her without squinting,

I was shocked to find that the thin white shirt that was between the female knight's skin and armor before,

at this time,

Already drenched in sweat!

The drenched white shirt became even more invisible, and in a trance, Sanbu seemed to see the deep trap hidden by the female knight!
After hastily taking a look without looking sideways, San Zan still made up his mind and decided not to fall into the trap of "gentleness".

Not because he was no match for the tiger, nor because he didn't want to be a knight,

Mainly because--

As a monk, he must keep in mind my Buddha's precept of 'not being close to women'!

Correct,
To quit sex! ! !
Thinking of this,

The three burials put their hands together, and said righteously: "Amitabha, thank you for the kindness of the benefactor, the poor monk appreciates it!"

"I don't know how to flatter you, hum!"

Seeing Sanbu's appearance, the female knight sat on the saddle resentfully, only to hear a crisp sound of 'pop',
Amid a burst of water splashing, the female knight said bitterly——

"Come and catch that male monkey and boar!"

Following the female knight's words, hundreds of female warriors regained their spirits instantly as if they had been injected with chicken blood, and at the same time, their eyeballs turned red,
There was only a sound of 'rumbling', mixed with the flying smoke and dust in the sky, hundreds of female warriors turned into women like wind,

Go straight to where the monkey and Zhu Bajie are!

After a while,
The female knight came in front of the third funeral with two greedy guards, looked at the wet saddle, frowned,
He said coldly: "My dear guest, let's go. Didn't you run quite well just now? This general is sweating all over!"

Correct,
Just now after the female knight sat down, sweat splashed everywhere, which is enough to show how fast Sanbu ran just now!

As for those who think crookedly, face the wall by yourself——

Dirty,

Under the shell!
tui!

At this time,
Facing the female knight sitting tightly on the horse, San Zan closed his eyes and lowered his eyes and said, "Female benefactor, you..."

When San Zan calmed down and only had time to say half of the word "please", a more piercing sound suddenly came from a distance,
And the blood-curdling scream—

"Zuo..."

PS: Brothers, I am here to take a leave of absence. I will take a day off tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow as appropriate (95% probability will resume updating)!

I came back from my mother-in-law's house on the ninth day of the lunar new year. I crashed on the highway and my car was destroyed. Fortunately, I was fine!

Key points:

It's not that the author drives too fast, it's my Wuling magic car, the brakes are really not comparable to the million Touareg!

He stopped when he stepped on the brakes, and my child is still sleeping in the car...

These two chapters were also rushed out in the middle of the night, please forgive me! ! !

Thanks! ! !

(End of this chapter)