The heavens start from the Hong Kong Comprehensive World

Chapter 262 There Are No Immortals, Believe in Science

Under the leadership of the village chief, Xu Luo and his party took a small path to a depression in the back mountain. On the edge of the depression, a sign was erected, which read: Private important place.

And in the middle of the col is a gossip pattern.

"Master Xu, this is the place. The gossip is the entrance, and the corpse of Qin is inside." The village chief pointed to the gossip pattern and said, then turned and told a villager, "Go, open the entrance."

"Wait!" Shi Chun roared, leading Li Jingwen and Chen Longshi to charge out with guns and pointing at them: "Police! Put your hands up!"

The village chief's face turned extremely ugly in an instant, and he gave the villager in charge of monitoring Shi Chun a hard look.

"Officer Shi, what do you mean?" The village chief asked with a puzzled look on his face.

"What do you mean?" Shi Chunpi walked up to Xu Luo with a smile and said, "This kid is your collaborator in poisoning, right? And this is the place where you store your goods? Ha, let you Treacherous as a ghost, I still caught the evidence!"

As he spoke, he took out the handcuffs to lock Xu Luo.

"Do you know that in another world, you have to salute me when you see me." Xu Luo looked calm and unhurried, with a casual tone, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, as if he felt that this matter was very funny.

Shi Chun frowned, not understanding what Xu Luo meant: "Chixian, you're out of your mind."

"For the sake of your skin, I don't want to get into trouble with you, don't disturb my work." Xu Luo waved his hand, and Shi Chun flew upside down several meters away.

"Wow!" Chen Longshi and Li Jingwen's eyes widened when they saw this scene, they were stunned for a long time before they realized it, and hurried forward to help Shi Chun up.

"Let's go! Let's go! I'm fine!" Shi Chun threw the two of them away and pointed a gun at Xu Luo: "You know kung fu, right? I see if you can stop bullets!"

Xu Luo ignored him at all, and pointed out the gossip pattern below, and with a bang, centering on the gossip pattern, the entire mountain col and flat ground exploded in an instant, and gravel and sand were splashed more than ten meters high.

Except for the three of Xu Luo, everyone subconsciously hid back, and when the smoke and dust cleared, they all stared at Xu Luo with horror and awe.

Shi Chun and the others were also dumbfounded. They looked at Xu Luo dully, opened their mouths but couldn't speak.

Is this fucking reasonable?science?

"Sir Shi, are we still arresting him?" Chen Longshi swallowed, and asked after lowering his voice.

"Catch what? Do you have evidence?" Shi Chun glared at him, put away the gun, and apologized to Xu Luo with a playful smile: "Sir, I'm really sorry, we made a mistake, so what, I still If you want to go back to the meeting, let's go first, you are busy."

After speaking, he smiled and waved away.

"what!"

The three of them had just walked a few steps when there was a scream behind them, and then a few ghosts flew out and rushed towards the people on the edge of the mountain.

"Ghost! There is a ghost! Run!!"

The villagers suddenly panicked and panicked.

"Why panic! Master Xu is here!" As expected of the village chief, he still kept his expression on.

"Bold evildoer, don't dare to make trouble!" Xu Luo roared and jumped into the air, punching and kicking all the ghosts back into the pit formed by the explosion of the col.

Then he floated to the ground, with a cold expression, one hand behind his back, and his demeanor was full of superior demeanor.

The God of Wealth cautiously leaned forward and said, "Boss, you shot too suddenly, so I forgot to take a picture, or...do it again?"

He just now took out the camera and turned it on.

"I... forgot to turn on the lights too." Nine Heavens Xuannv said weakly. She couldn't see clearly when shooting at night, so she had to turn on the lights, and she was responsible for this.

"Do it again." Xu Luo said angrily, and then jumped directly into the big pit.

Seeing Xu Luo, the ghosts fled around the pit in fright, and finally curled up into a ball trembling.

Fierce ghosts are afraid of evil people, let alone Xu Luo is not human.

Seeing this, Xu Luo calmed down the actor's emotions with a gentle tone: "I'm really sorry, friends, I need to trouble you to cooperate and do it again."

Several ghosts shook their heads like wave drums.

"Oh, it seems that we need to use sign language to communicate." Xu Luo shook his head and said. Fortunately, he had practiced sign language, so he went up to grab a few evil spirits and beat them violently.

In the end, it was agreed with them.

Then Xu Luo flew back to the pit and waited to play.

"The camera is in place." The God of Wealth carried the camera and gestured to Xu Luo with an OK gesture.

"The light is in place." Xuannv made a hand seal, and a ball of white light illuminated the audience like the sun.

"Ai can do it!"

"Roar!" A few female ghosts roared, and they jumped into the air full of resentment and rushed towards the villagers by the pit.

"Bold female ghost An dares to harm people! Die!" Xu Luo shouted righteously, then rose into the air with his toes pointing to the ground, slashing out fiercely with the corpse gas knife, and with a pop, several big heads were lifted up fly high.

Then a few dead ghosts fell to the ground with a plop.

"OK, it's filmed. It's very good. The Boss' emotions are in place, the acting skills are superb, and the extras who play the villain are also very conscientious." Heng Caishen commented.

The villagers by the pit were numb, and they suddenly felt that those ghosts seemed very pitiful.

The village head blinked and looked up curiously and asked, "Master Xu, what are you..."

"Don't inquire about things on the road." Before Xu Luo could speak, the God of Wealth patted the village chief on the shoulder and said.

The village chief nodded blankly: "Oh."

There is a well in the pit, and there is a seal formed by two intersecting stones on the well. Qin's corpse is sealed under it, and Xu Luo broke the seal as soon as he pointed it out.

Then a blue beam of light emerged from the mouth of the well and soared into the sky, directly connecting to the moon in the sky.

"Hahaha! Hahaha! I finally see the light of day again, die! Die! Everyone will die!"

Accompanied by a wild laugh, a zombie with a crown on his head, a ferocious face, a red dragon robe, and a sword at his waist and hips flew out of the well.

But before he could see the scene outside clearly, he was grabbed by the neck and smashed hard on the mountain wall in the next second. With a bang, the gravel continued to fall.

"You are also worthy of being called Qin Shihuang?"

"You have killed countless people, raped and plundered, and committed all kinds of crimes. Today, I, Xu Luo, will act for the heavens!"

Xu Luo pinched Qin Corpse's neck with one hand, counting his crimes righteously and lingeringly, while waving his fists and hitting him on the head continuously, blood spattering.

Qin Shi was in a daze, screaming and saying indistinctly: "I have never done any of these things."

"I know, I just wronged you, so it seems that you deserve to die, and I am killing harm for the people." Xu Luo replied confidently in a low voice, and punched his head into the mountain wall.

This Qin Corpse is a bit special, it is half ghost and half corpse, the three souls are gone, and the seven souls are still there, so he can speak well, and he can also fly into the sky and escape like a ghost.

"Ahhh! I'm going to kill you!" Qin Shi roared aggrievedly, struggling to free his head from the mountain wall, but was punched in again the next second.

The head was directly beaten to pieces, and half of the body was stuck in the mountain wall. The smelly blood continued to flow out along the cracks in the stone, and he couldn't die anymore.

Not more than ten seconds before and after.

Two sentence summary:

Qin Corpse has left the customs.

Qin Corpse died again.

Only then did Xu Luo fly back to the pit, looked at the village chief and said, "Okay, Qin Corpse has been settled."

"Thank you, Master Xu." The village chief knelt down and kowtowed to Xu Luo: "Thank you, Master, for saving your life."

"Thank you Master for saving your life."

Other villagers also knelt down and kowtowed.

"It's my job to eliminate demons and defend the Tao." Xu Luo said calmly, waved his hands to lift these people up, and turned his head to look at the God of Wealth: "Go and get me the Zhongkui sword under the well .”

"Yes, BOSS." The God of Wealth put away the camera recording Xu Luogongde and disappeared in place.

Xu Luo turned to look at the village chief and said, "Go back first, I will leave later on my own."

"How can this be done!" The village chief's face changed, and he said respectfully: "The master solved the danger of genocide for us, we treat it as a kind hospitality, and invite the master to stay on the island for a while, so that we can express our hearts."

"Then I'll stay for one night, and I'll leave tomorrow morning. We can come by ourselves in a while." Xu Luo looked up and saw that it was still raining, then waved his hand and said.

"Then I'll go back and prepare beds for a few of you in advance." The village head led the villagers away.

As soon as the villagers left, the God of Wealth came back with a sword on his back, and offered it to Xu Luo with both hands: "This is really Zhong Kui's sword. I don't know why it appeared here."

After living for so many years, the gods, big and small, in the sky and on the earth are basically familiar with each other.

"I know what's going on." A cloud of white smoke exploded, and then a bearded ghost, wearing a red official robe, with a wine gourd on his waist and hips, appeared in front of everyone: "I have seen the God of Wealth, Xuannv."

"Master Yixiu!" Xu Luo blurted out, the red-robed ghost in front of him looked the same as Master Yixiu.

"Boss, this is Zhong Kui." Xuan Nu said.

Zhong Kui cupped his hands to Xu Luo with a smile: "Ah Luo, long time no see, Yixiu is just my reincarnation. I have been reincarnated and rebuilt since 400 years ago. This sword was also left behind in my first reincarnation. Thanks to you for helping me find it."

"If that's the case, then it will be returned to the original owner." Xu Luo handed over the sword, and then asked: "I saw a little girl today who looks like Jingjing..."

"That's Jingjing's reincarnation. I personally sent her to reincarnate back then." Zhong Kui replied, Jingjing was his apprentice anyway, so naturally she took care of her.

There are more and more dead people in the underworld, and the number of places for reincarnation is getting tighter and tighter. It doesn't matter if you have to wait in line, and you can't grab other people's places unless you spend money to manage them.

Xu Luo nodded and said: "By the way, Master Yixiu, do you know Aunt Zhe? She is the wife of Uncle Jiu, the senior brother of your old neighbor Simu Taoist. After she died, she worked as an errand in the underworld. I want to know if she is also reincarnated. Yes, please help me look it up when you go back, Master."

If the woman he saw during the day was really the reincarnation of Aunt Zhe, Uncle Jiu must be very happy.

"Okay, it's a trivial matter." Zhong Kui agreed immediately, and then thought of something, and took out three invitation cards and handed them to the three: "I almost forgot, the fifteenth day of this month is my sister's wedding day, please invite Xuannv and The three Gods of Wealth can honor their faces and come to have a glass of wedding wine."

He was a little curious about how the God of Wealth and Xuannv got together with Xu Luo, but he didn't ask.

However, I feel that Xu Luo is not easy.

After Xuannv saw that Xu Luo knew Zhong Kui, she also felt that Xu Luo was really not simple. After all, Zhong Kui was one of the four judges of the underworld no matter what.

"I will definitely come to the banquet on time." After receiving the invitations, Xu Luo sent one to Xuannv and the God of Wealth respectively.

Zhong Kui married his sister...

He remembered that Zhong Kui's younger sister had been married a long time ago, right?Haven't been married for so many years?
Is it because he looks too ugly?
After all, only looking at Zhong Kui's bearded face, his sister must not be able to see much.

"Farewell." Zhong Kui didn't know that Xu Luo was slandering his sister's appearance, and he handed over to the three of them, and then a red light and white mist erupted on the spot, and he disappeared.

………………

In the ruined temple where Zhu Xiucai lived.

Lin Xiaohua persuaded Yan Ruyu and the others to go back when Xu Luo said that it was going to rain, but Yan Ruyu and the others didn't believe it, after all the meteorological station said there would be no rain today.

So they insisted on staying and playing, but it rained heavily at night, and a strong wind blew their tent away, so they had to come to the ruined temple to take shelter from the rain.

The boys also followed, and each side occupied a place, leaving a space in the middle, with a clear distinction.

"I didn't expect your Prince Charming to be so accurate, it actually rained." Lin Qingqing sat on the ground with her knees hugged, looking at Lin Xiaohua and said.

A boy wearing glasses on the opposite side was stunned when he heard this, and looked at his companion: "Did I say that?"

Companion Qi Qi shook his head to prove that he hadn't said that.

"Hey, show some face, who said Xiaohua's Prince Charming is you." Lin Qingqing rolled her eyes.

The glasses boy suddenly felt a sense of crisis. Lin Xiaohua was obviously interested in him at school before, but why did he suddenly change his attitude now? Which bastard did it!

"Not now, not necessarily in the future." The bespectacled boy chuckled and rolled his eyes: "It's boring to just sit like this, why don't you tell ghost stories."

"Tch, you want to scare us and take advantage of us?" Lin Qingqing curled her lips in disdain.

Zhu Xiucai suddenly appeared behind the girls.

"Ghost! Ghost! Ghost...there is a ghost!" The boys on the opposite side widened their eyes when they saw him, and pointed behind Lin Xiaohua and the others, their voices trembling.

Lin Xiaohua sneered, and brushed her short hair by her ear dismissively: "What a boring trick."

"Ghost!" The glasses boy and the others yelled, turned their heads and ran outside the temple, regardless of the pouring rain.

Seeing this, Lin Xiaohua and the others looked at each other in dismay, their expressions became unnatural, there must be a real ghost.

"It must be a lie... a lie." Lin Qingqing said something pretending to be calm, and then turned around slowly.

Zhu Xiucai, who was dressed in an official uniform from the Qing Dynasty, smiled and cupped his hands at her: "Xiaosheng Zhu Chuncai, you are being polite here."

"Ah! Ghost!" Lin Qingqing jumped up instantly in fright, and Lin Xiaohua and the others were also terrified, they hugged each other and looked at Zhu Xiucai tremblingly.

Zhu Xiucai said hastily: "Ladies, don't be afraid, I won't harm you, I'm the emperor's second choice, how can I do something that hurts nature?"

He said this to give money to himself. He was a scholar who failed to pass the exam more than a dozen times. He had stolen his official uniforms, and then hanged himself.

But because the resentment of not passing the exam was too strong, his soul lingered after death, and he did not go to reincarnation, but was always attached to the rope he used to hang himself.

"Indeed, there is no need to be afraid. This ghost is generally harmless." Xu Luo strode in.

"Xu Luo!" Lin Xiaohua showed joy and ran to his side in a hurry, followed by the others.

Because the God of Wealth and Xuannv are gods, they have divine light on their bodies, which cannot be seen by ordinary people, but Zhu Xiucai, a ghost, can see it very clearly, and immediately knelt down without hesitation: "Zhu Chuncai has seen three gods."

Although Xu Luo didn't have a divine light on him, those who could be with the gods might also be gods.

"Zhu Xiucai, let me ask you, did you scare away Fatty Huang's employees?" Xu Luo asked.

Zhu Xiucai yelled at his injustice: "Immortal, I have lived here for hundreds of years, and those people came to demolish my house, so I resorted to some tricks, but I did not kill anyone. I hope the immortal can see clearly."

"You follow me first, and I will send you down to reincarnate another day." Xu Luo tucked him into his sleeves with a big hand, and was about to send him to reincarnate when he went to the underworld to eat.

Lin Xiaohua and the others all widened their beautiful eyes when they saw this scene, they were astonished as heavenly beings, and their faces were full of admiration.

Lin Qingqing was more lively and familiar, she looked at Xu Luo curiously: "You...are you a fairy?"

"There are no gods. Young people should believe in science and avoid feudal superstition." Xu Luo taught Lin Qingqing seriously, and then teleported them to the village with a wave of his hand.

He was still in the ruined temple just now, but he appeared in the village in the blink of an eye, and Lin Qingqing and the others were numb.

You also said that you are not a fairy!

That night, Xu Luo and the others stayed in the village, and the village head specially vacated a courtyard.

In the middle of the night, the heavy rain had stopped, but Lin Xiaohua couldn't sleep, she sat on the threshold and stared at the moon in a daze.

"Insomnia." Xu Luo suddenly appeared.

"Ah!" Lin Xiaohua exclaimed, then slapped her chest and said reproachfully, "Scared me."

His undeveloped conscience trembled slightly.

"What are you thinking?" Xu Luo sat down beside her.

Lin Xiaohua looked at him: "Is it true that we knew each other in our previous life? I feel so strange."

When Lin Qingqing said this, she only thought it was a joke, but after seeing Xu Luo's superb ability, she felt that the two might really have known each other in a previous life.

After all, there are ghosts, so nothing is impossible.

"You were my concubine in your previous life." Xu Luo smiled slightly, and directly reached out to hug her in her arms.

Lin Xiaohua shyly twisted a few times and couldn't break free, so she let him hold her, but she said in her mouth: "I don't believe it, you lie, you are a pervert, take advantage of me, bah, bah, bah, bah."

"Don't believe me? Then you are optimistic." Xu Luo stretched out his hand and swiped in the air, the body energy condensed into a light curtain, and all the memories about Jingjing in his mind were visualized.

Played like a TV show.

Lin Xiaohua couldn't take her eyes off it, because the person in the picture looked exactly like her, but soon her face flushed, because the picture of Xu Luo and Jingjing's first time on the mountain in Wushan Yunyu also appeared.

This made Lin Xiaohua feel like she was looking at her own reed, she blushed and turned her head: "I won't watch it."

"How about it, do you believe it now?" Xu Luo snapped his fingers, and the light curtain turned into smoke and dissipated.

Lin Xiaohua nodded: "Yeah."

This feeling is so amazing. It turns out that I was his woman in the previous life, and I met again in this life.

As for whether Xu Luo lied to her, she didn't think about it, because Xu Luo has such ability, if she wants to lie to her body, why bother?

She muttered: "I was deceived by you in my previous life, and I still refuse to let me go in this life."

"This is called fate. Come on, call your husband first to find out how you feel." Xu Luo said with a playful smile, putting his hand on her delicate and smooth calf.

Lin Xiaohua only wore a small vest and a pair of shorts, revealing her youthful and delicate body, which was different from Jingjing back then.

Same woman, different flavors.

"I don't want it." Lin Xiaohua broke free from him, ran back to the room and closed the door with a bang.

Xu Luo could only go back to Xuannv to vent her anger.

The next day, because it rained last night, I woke up in the morning with a clear blue sky, which made me feel refreshed.

After breakfast, Xu Luo embarked on the return journey.

Lin Xiaohua and the others also followed him, but before leaving, they had to go to the beach to get things, because yesterday they were in a hurry to avoid the rain, and many things were left on the beach.

When I came to the beach, I happened to see those boys from last night. The bespectacled boy took a look at Xuannv, and walked to Lin Xiaohua with a smile: "Let's go together."

"No need, I'll go with him." Lin Xiaohua hugged Xu Luo's arm, shook her head and refused.

Seeing this, Lin Qingqing and Yan Ruyu looked at each other, counting in bewilderment, did they miss something?Why are the two progressing so fast?
The glasses boy's face suddenly turned ugly.

Xu Luo hugged Lin Xiaohua, looked into her eyes and smiled and said, "Your girl is mine now, young people study hard and don't keep thinking about dating."

"Ganlin Niang..." The girl who robbed her actually turned her back to teach her a lesson, and her eyes flew into a rage.

Before he finished speaking, Xu Luo slapped him and sent him flying: "Impolite and lack of quality."

This palm cut his life back by at least 20 years, and it was Yama's dereliction of duty for such a fool to live too long.

In the Happy Ghost movie, the bespectacled boy made Lin Xiaohua's stomach big, but he empathized with another. As a dedicated person, Xu Luo hated this kind of scumbag the most!
"Boss, you can't do bad things." Jiutian Xuannv's face changed, and she quickly persuaded Xu Luo.

Gods bullying mortals is doing bad things.

Xu Luo looked at the God of Wealth and said, "As long as he doesn't tell, no one will know what I did."

Xuannv turned her head to look at the God of Wealth when she heard the words.

"Hmm." The God of Wealth shrugged casually.

Working in collusion, deceiving the superior and the inferior.These two idioms appeared in Xuannv's mind almost instantly.

"Joseph, how are you, are you okay?"

Glasses boy's friends hurried to help him.

"Beat... beat him!" Joseph pointed at Xu Luo angrily, covering his swollen right cheek.

However, they were dumbfounded in the next second, because Xu Luo and others who were still on the beach just now disappeared.

Several people looked at each other with horror on their faces.

"No way! Damn it again in broad daylight!"

Joseph and the others were so scared that their faces turned pale, urine seeped through their pants, and they stood still and kept shaking.

(End of this chapter)