The heavens start from the Hong Kong Comprehensive World

Chapter 263 Ghost Sentence, Ninth Uncle Was Stealed Again
"Okay, go back to school by yourself, I will come to you when you are free." After flying from Dayan Island to Hong Kong Island, Xu Luo said to Lin Xiaohua and the others.

After the voice fell, he turned and left first.

"Wow, we just flew in the sky!"

Lin Qingqing seemed to have just switched on the machine, and suddenly jumped up on the spot with a face full of excitement.

"Yes, yes." Yan Ruyu was also extremely happy, looked at Lin Xiaohua enviously and said, "It's so romantic to fall in love with a god."

Not only can it fly on the bed, but it can also fly in the sky.

And it can also fight in the air.

"You can do it too, I don't mind." Lin Xiaohua said with some pride in her heart.

Yan Ruyu gestured to her petite body, showing a frightened expression: "I'd better forget it, I will definitely be broken by him."

"Wow, Yan Ruyu is so dirty."

"That's right, you're usually the most serious, but you're pretending, you finally revealed your true nature."

A few people fought and walked to the school. They were studying in a boarding school and wanted to live in the school.

The underworld is dark and windy.

Zhong Kui, with a sword around his waist and hips, a large folding fan in one hand, and a wine gourd in the other, staggered to the library. This place is under the supervision of the ghosts, and the books of life and death of everyone in the world are placed here.

He promised Xu Luo to help find out if Aunt Zhe was reincarnated, so he wanted to come here to borrow Aunt Zhe's life and death book from the ghost judge. This is the easiest way to investigate, but he has a bad relationship with the ghost judge.

So he has no idea in his heart, but as a face-saving person, what he promised must be done!

Otherwise, how will I face Xu Luo next time.

"Master Zhong, why are you here?"

The expressions of the two ghosts at the gate of the library changed immediately when they saw Zhong Kui approaching. One of them stepped forward to greet him, and the other rushed in to report the ghost's judgment.

"Get up, I'll ask the ghost to judge." Zhong Kui lifted the little ghost with a wave of the fan in his hand, raised his head and took another sip of wine, staggered into the document library, and took steps like an opera singer. law.

In the depths of the library, the ghost judge was dressed in black and was writing the book of life and death with a judge's pen in his hand. When he saw Zhong Kui coming in, he said strangely, "Old man Zhong, what are you doing here? I can't do it."

His little ghost went out to find other ghosts to collect fees according to his instructions, but Zhong Kui bumped into him, and Zhong Kui took his little ghost, which made the ghost judge very angry.

After all, as the saying goes, beating a dog depends on the owner.

If Xu Luo was here, he would be able to recognize it at a glance. This ghost judge was one of the ghost messengers who partnered with him in the ghost business: Li Zhongliang.

Relying on the cooperation with Xu Luo in the past two years to smuggle ghosts from the underworld to the underworld, he made a lot of money and hooked up with the son of Cui Pan, one of the four judges. Since then, he and his accomplice Gao Chicheng have been on the rise.

Now one year has passed, he has been in charge of the book of life and death as a ghost judge, and Gao Chicheng has become a yin general stationed at the gate of ghosts. It can be said that he is promoted faster than having children.

"Ghost judge, why are you so narrow-minded? Speaking of which, you are almost getting into the eyes of money, and you actually let the little ghost collect fees." Zhong Kui shook his head and sat down on the stool next to him, took another sip of wine, and leaned back. Falling down, half sitting and half lying down without image.

"Hmph!" Ghost Judge snorted coldly without raising his head while bowing his head while writing: "Stop talking nonsense, talk about things if you have something to do, and get out if you don't have anything to do. You know our relationship well, you are not welcome here."

After the smuggling business with Xu Luo was cut off, he would have no way of making money. Otherwise, would he need to make money like this?
"That's right, I want to look through the book of life and death to check a person's information." Zhong Kui said straight to the point.

"Hahahaha." The ghost judge raised his head and laughed, pointing at Zhong Kui and said: "Old man Zhong, I really didn't expect you to ask me for a day, no!"

The little ghost was taken in by Zhong Kui, and he suffered a dumb loss for this matter. After all, he broke the law first, so he could never sue Zhong Kui. Now that Zhong Kui has something to ask for himself, isn't this his opportunity to vent his anger?
"Ghost judge, you are accommodating." Zhong Kui clasped his fists at him: "I will only investigate one person."

"Accommodating? Why aren't you accommodating my little brats?" The ghost judge sneered, and said dismissively: "Okay, let's go back the same way."

"Oh, how can I explain to Xu Luo?" Zhong Kui got up helplessly, spread his sleeves, said something in a playful way, and then walked out crookedly.

"Wait!" Hearing the word "Xu Luo", the ghost judge stopped him, appeared in front of him in an instant, stared at Zhong Kui with burning eyes and asked, "You mean Xu Luo?"

He will never forget this name in his life.

"Yes." Zhong Kui nodded in bewilderment, not understanding why Ghost Judge had such a big reaction.

The ghost judge hurriedly asked: "Old man Zhong, let me ask you, are you talking about Xu Luo from Caojia Town?"

After becoming a ghost judge, he also thought about looking for Xu Luo's traces by relying on the convenience of being in charge of the book of life and death, but he was shocked to find that there was no book of life and death in the underworld.

There is only one possibility, that is, Xu Luo is a god in the sky, otherwise it is impossible that there is no record in the underworld, and only the life and death book of the god will be destroyed.

And it has to be a god!

Now that he heard the name Xu Luo again, he was very excited. After all, Xu Luo was his sworn brother, not to mention that Xu Luo was a god, so wouldn't he have another backer on his head?
The status of the gods of the underworld is much lower than that of the heavens. There are people in the sky, and the future is limitless.

"Why, you know him too?" Zhong Kui looked at him with a surprised face, how could Xu Luo know both the sky and the earth, he was really crazy.

His network is wider than that of himself, the magistrate of the underworld.

"I know it, I know it too well." The ghost judge laughed loudly, his attitude eased a lot, and he pretended to be unhappy and blamed: "You are working for my brother Xu, why didn't you say it earlier? Who do you want to investigate, I will come Find."

Seeing the ghost sentence who suddenly changed his face, Zhong Kui's whole body was messed up in the wind, Xu Luo's face was actually better than his own, how did this guy do it?
"Old man Zhong?" Seeing Zhong Kui standing there in a daze without saying a word, the ghost judge called him again.

Only then did Zhong Kui come back to his senses, and said, "I'm looking for Zhegu from Renjia Township, who worked as a messenger after his death."

"Wait a moment." After the voice of the ghost judge fell into the sky, his body was like a ghost... no, he was a ghost, and his figure kept shuttling back and forth on the ten-meter-high bookshelves: "I found it!"

Then he flew to Zhong Kui with a book of life and death, opened it and read: "Zhegu, in the last life, she was a native of Renjia Township and a disciple of Maoshan. After she had accumulated enough Yinde, she worked as a messenger for His Royal Highness Yama after she died. I made a mistake at work and was dismissed and sent to reincarnation, now my name is Ah Jiu, she is an actor of the Hong Kong Taifu Troupe, and she has 25 years to live."

"Thank you, Ghost Judge, I'm leaving first." Zhong Kui made a note in his heart, and then cupped his hands and prepared to leave.

"Hey wait." The ghost judge stopped him again, and said with a smile: "Old man Zhong, please take me to see brother Xu, I haven't seen him for a long time."

"How do you know each other?" Zhong Kui looked at Gui Pan suspiciously, full of curiosity and bewilderment.

The ghost judge smiled and said nothing, can the mother tell you this?You reported me backhandedly, and I will cry to someone.

"It's mysterious, so don't tell me if you don't say it." Zhong Kui waved his hand and said, "I can't find out where he is, but he is going to attend my sister's wedding on the 15th of this month, so you should come too." .”

As he spoke, he took out an invitation card and handed it to the ghost judge.

From then on, the two turned their fighting into friendship.

"I will definitely come." Ghost Judge said after receiving it.

"Let's go." Zhong Kui waved his hand, picked up the gourd, took a sip of wine, and walked out staggeringly.

The ghost judge hurriedly went to the ghost gate to meet Gao Chicheng, and couldn't wait to tell his good brother the news.

At the same time, in the human world, Xu Luo returned to the ghost hunting specialty store after his business trip, and the God of Fortune called Fatty Huang and told him that everything was done.

Fatty Huang thanked you a thousand times on the phone.

Xu Luo came to the opposite Lin's pharmacy, and saw that there was already one more person at the counter, and it was Qiangzi.

"Uncle Xu, you're here." Azhi, who was teaching Qiangzi to recognize herbs, saw Xu Luo's eyes lit up, ran out from behind the counter, looked at him charmingly and said, "But my dad is not at home .”

She is wearing a white off-the-shoulder short-sleeve paired with a black skirt today, and a pair of pearl white high heels on her feet. It is completely different from the previous style. It is a bit like imitating Xuannv, but it is also very sexy.

No man can refuse black silk and high heels!
"He's not at home? Wouldn't that be better?" Xu looked at A Zhi with an intriguing smile and said.

Azhi understood his teasing, blushed and spat, looked back at Qiangzai and A Bing, and said in a low voice, "Let's go in and talk first."

"Yeah." Xu Luo followed her into the back room.

Behind him, Qiang Zai and A Bing looked at each other, sighed at the same time, shook their heads, envious and jealous.

In the back room, after Xu Luo sat down, Azhi said positively, "Uncle Xu, I'll make you some tea."

With that said, she went to the kitchen.

"No need, looking at you, how can you still be in the mood to drink tea? Sit down and talk to me." Xu Luo grabbed her hand and pulled her onto her lap.

He wants to drink milk tea.

Azhi blushed, struggled in his arms, and said in a low voice, "Uncle Xu, let me go quickly, I will suffer if someone sees me."

Facing this kind of man who is capable of fighting, generous and handsome, she really has no resistance.

In particular, Xia Youren had inexplicably stated yesterday that he would break up with her in the future, so she would have no psychological burden to date Xu Luo instead.

"It's fine if no one sees it." Xu Luo put his hands around her waist, leaned his head on her shoulder and said, "I, Shushu, I like Azhi the most."

"Uncle Xu, don't be like this." Although Ah Zhi was refusing, her face was full of coquettishness, and soon she was distracted, her mind was completely empty.

"Don't stay here, go upstairs to my room..."

Xu Luo helped A Zhi go out and walked upstairs.

Seeing this scene, Qiang Zai and A Bing widened their eyes, looked at each other sadly and angrily, and smashed the medicine fiercely.

About an hour later, Uncle Jiu came back from the outside with his hands behind his back. He seemed very happy.

Obviously, people are in good spirits on happy occasions.

A Bing and Qiang Zai looked at him sympathetically.

"Where's Ah Zhi?" Uncle Jiu asked casually.

A Bing and Qiang Tsai pointed to the upstairs in tacit understanding.

"Girl, why do you sleep in broad daylight?" Uncle Jiu shook his head and immediately went upstairs.

A Bing and Qiang Zai showed excitement, quickly dropped the things in their hands, and ran to the stairs to eavesdrop.

Uncle Jiu came upstairs and was about to knock on the door when the door opened by itself, and he and Xu Luo happened to meet their eyes.

At this moment the air froze.

"Brother Luo, what's the matter with you? Could it be that you can't bear to let others go? It's really over now. My dad is coming back soon, or I'll come to you again at night?"

Azhi, who was naked on the bed and only barely covered her body with the quilt, saw Xu Luo standing at the door suddenly motionless, so she said so coquettishly.

"Xu Luo! You bastard! I'm going to kill you today!" Uncle Jiu blushed, furious, and rushed towards Xu Luo with a roar.

"Ah! Dad!" Ah Zhi, who was still full of charm just now, screamed in shock and got under the covers.

Xu Luo restrained Jiu Shu with his backhand: "Jiu Shu, listen to my explanation, it's because Azhi and Tingting are too similar, I miss my dead wife, and I can't help it, that's why I'm like this."

I did make a mistake, and the mistake was that I was too dedicated.

"Bah! Do you think I believe your nonsense? Back then, I slept with my apprentice while I was not at home, and now I sleep with my daughter while I am not at home. I, Lin Fengjiao, have no grudge against you!" Uncle Jiu was really angry. Shy to see people's names are said.

Xu Luo pressed Uncle Jiu against the wall, and pinched his hands behind his back: "Uncle Jiu, listen to me, I saw a person who looked like Aunt Zhe, maybe she was reincarnated, I already asked my friend to investigate .”

How can you be so impulsive at such a young age?

"Really?" Uncle Jiu was distracted in an instant, because Aunt Zhe hadn't come to Yangjian to see him more than 20 years ago, and it was very likely that he had really reincarnated.

"Really." Xu Luo's tone was firm, and then he persuaded Uncle Jiu: "Uncle Jiu, children and grandchildren have their own blessings, why do you care so much about Azhi? You have to give children a certain amount of personal space and freedom, not now Back then, it was normal for men to have sex with women."

"To put it lightly, what if it's your daughter?"

"Um... so I don't have children."

"Dad, I did it voluntarily." Azhi poked her head out of the bed, and said weakly, "Besides, what age is it now, don't be too outdated."

"It's not outdated, it's shame!" Uncle Jiu gave her a hard look, turned his head to look at Xu Luo and said, "Bastard, you still don't let me go!"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Jiu, I'm mainly afraid that you'll hurt me if you attack me, so I control you." Xu Luo smiled and let go of Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Jiu rubbed his wrist, pointed at A Zhi angrily and said, "I'm really too lazy to care about you!"

Now that this is the case, what else can he do?

No, I can only smash my teeth and swallow it in my stomach.

"You, come with me." Uncle Jiu gave Xu Luo a cold look, and walked out without saying a word.

Xu Luo followed Uncle Jiu downstairs, just in time to see Qiang Zai and A Bing eavesdropping at the stairs, Uncle Jiu scolded angrily: "Why, there is no need to do anything."

Qiang Zai and A Bing shrank their necks, and quickly rolled back to making medicine, feeling aggrieved in their hearts. They didn't escape us when they were happy, and they didn't escape criticism when they were criticized.

"Have you really seen Aunt Zhe?" After going downstairs, Uncle Jiu looked at Xu Luo and asked again, because Aunt Zhe was his first wife, and he had always felt guilty, so he still had deep feelings for her of.

Xu Luo nodded: "Really, I have asked Judge Zhong Kui to help me find out in the underworld. There will be news on the [-]th of this month, and I will let you know."

"Then what are you going to do about Azhi?"

"Uncle Jiu, don't worry, she's still young, she's just impulsive. As an uncle, I won't argue with juniors, and I won't make her responsible." Xu Luo said solemnly, and left without looking back.

Uncle Jiu was stunned for a while, and then he came to his senses, and chased after him cursing, but found that Xu Luo had disappeared. He went to the opposite ghost shop, but he couldn't find Xu Luo either.

………………

Of course Xu Luo wouldn't just stay in the store stupidly and be blocked by Uncle Jiu. He was walking on an unknown street at this time, surrounded by snacks.

"Here's a bowl of chop suey noodles." Xu Luo walked to a booth and said, looking at the female owner with buck teeth.

With short messy hair and a shiny face, the female boss in a flowered shirt was swift in her hands and feet. She quickly finished a bowl of chop suey noodles, threw it on the table in front of Xu Luo and said, "Please use it slowly."

"Bring me a bowl of chop suey noodles too." Just as Xu Luo sat down, a young man wearing sunglasses and a purple T-shirt sat down opposite him. Usually, several people share a table at a roadside stall like this. table.

Xu Luo looked up at him, and immediately spewed out a mouthful of noodle soup: "Damn it, Zhou Xingxing!"

Seeing this face suddenly, he couldn't hold back.

"Brother, don't think that you can spit on me because you are just a little more handsome than me." The young man who looked like Zhou Xingxing calmly wiped off the noodle soup on his face: "Also, my name is Stephen Zhou. "

"Sorry, I admitted the wrong person." Xu Luo said apologetically, Stephen Zhou, I don't know which movie character this is, and he doesn't care too much.

"It's okay, if you are willing to invite me to eat this bowl of noodles, I forgive you." Stephen Zhou smiled slightly, and put the sunglasses on his face again.

In the same way, the female boss threw a bowl of chop suey noodles in front of Stephen Zhou.

Xu Luo nodded and smiled, "No problem."

Stephen Zhou stopped talking, took a sip of the noodle soup, and then frowned: "The lye water noodles have not been washed with clean water, so this bowl of soup still has the taste of lye water."

After he finished speaking, he picked out a fish ball, and his brows furrowed deeper: "The fish ball doesn't smell like fish either, but you added curry sauce to cover it up, and wanted to make it into curry fish balls, but you did it too much." Naive, because you didn't cook it long enough..."

"Brother, it's only 23 yuan and 5 yuan. What else do you want to eat? Do you want to eat a full banquet?" The female boss, who had been ignoring him, couldn't help it. She slammed the knife into the cutting board and glared at him.

Stephen Zhou shrugged, picked up a piece of large intestine and said: "I can bear the rest, but the most excessive thing is the large intestine, it is not cleaned, there is shit!"

As soon as Xu Luo heard this, he quickly searched in his own bowl. Fortunately, his bowl was cleaned, and he raised his head and began to say sarcastic words: "Brother Zhou, that's why you don't understand. Fat intestines have to be stuffed to be authentic. What does this mean?" , it means that she used really fat intestines!"

"Then I'll give you this piece." Stephen Zhou said and put the fat sausage on the chopsticks into Xu Luo's bowl.

"Hey, no thanks." Xu Luo blocked his bowl and said with a smile, "A gentleman doesn't take what others like."

At this moment, a hand stretched out and directly grabbed the stuffed fat sausage and threw it into his mouth, saying, "Who stipulated that you can't eat stuffed sausage?"

Xu Luo turned to look at the warrior, and saw that he was wearing a baseball cap, sunglasses on his face like Stephen Zhou, a black windbreaker, and a pot of lilies in his arms. He was calm and unhurried.

"You..." Xu Luo looked back and forth between him and Stephen Zhou, because they looked the same.

Stephen Zhou said: "My brother Leon, he has brain problems since he was a child, you don't need to talk to him."

As soon as I heard this, I knew it was my brother.

Because a stranger who talks like that will be beaten to death.

"No! It's your brains that have problems, not me. What's abnormal is this world, and what's normal is me." Leon sat down, put down the lily, and said to the female boss, "Chop suey noodles with stuffing."

The corner of Xu Luo's mouth twitched, while Stephen Zhou gave him a look: Look, I'm right.

"Hey, eat it while it's hot." The buck-toothed female boss threw a bowl of chop suey noodles in front of Leon.

"Brother Leon, why are you hugging a pot of lilies?" Xu Luo asked curiously, because the heart of the potted flower was facing him, which made him feel weird, but it was obviously just an ordinary flower.

Stephen Zhou sneered: "It is said that he has a brain problem. It is normal for a neurotic to do anything. There is nothing strange about holding a potted flower."

He has a lot of dissatisfaction with his big brother. After all, as the famous God of Cookery, it is really embarrassing to have such a crazy brother, okay?
Oh, I almost forgot, I am no longer the God of Cookery, Stephen Zhou bowed his head and laughed at himself.

Leon lowered his head to cook the rice, ignoring the possibility of stuffing in the large intestine, and ate it without raising his head, "She's called Lily, she's my partner, she helps me catch ghosts, and she points to them wherever there are ghosts."

"So, this flower is a treasure?" Seeing the trembling heart of the lily flower pointing at him, Xu Luo was sure that what Leon said was right, this flower could indeed point out ghosts.

Although he is not a ghost, he is not human either.

Leon raised his head and smiled: "No, it's just a pot of ordinary lilies. I just bought them at the florist's discount yesterday. Every pot of my flowers is called Lily."

Xu Luo feels that this person is a bit evil, every pot of ordinary flowers in his hands will have this effect?

Only then did Leon realize that the lily flowers were trembling constantly. He looked in the direction of the flower center, his eyes fell on Xu Luo, and his face changed instantly.

At this moment, the lily flower spontaneously ignited without fire, and was burned into a pile of ashes in the blink of an eye, and was blown away by a gust of night wind.

Xu Luo smiled at Leon and said, "Your flowers seem to be overly enthusiastic about me, so enthusiastic."

(End of this chapter)