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Chapter 264 God of Cookery, Brothers Reunited in the Underworld

Leon looked at Xu Luo in silence for a moment, then slapped his thigh and raised his head and laughed loudly: "Yes, yes, Lily has never been so enthusiastic about people, I even suspect that you are not human, are you?"

"What do you think?" The smile on Xu Luo's face remained undiminished, eating the noodles slowly and gracefully.

The smile on Leon's face gradually faded, he got up without hesitation and said, "It's time for dinner in the mental hospital at this time, I'll go first, see you later."

After speaking, he turned around and left without looking back.

"Hey! No way! Brother Ni, I'm penniless now, and I don't even have a place to sleep. You can leave as soon as you say?" Stephen Zhou got up and stopped Leon.

He asked Leon to come here to meet him just to ask him to borrow some money, how could he let Leon just leave like this.

Leon pushed him away without hesitation: "Don't get in the way, go to the street, we are just born by the same mother, we don't know each other well, stop me and I will beat you."

Damn, he claims to be afraid of nothing, but now he is in a panic, because he has never encountered a ghost that can make Lily spontaneously combust, so he can't handle it.

So running is important.

Pushed by Leon, Stephen Zhou fell to the ground, hugged his leg, and began to touch the porcelain with an exaggerated expression: "Oh! My head! My head is broken, I can't get up without 500 yuan, look at it For the sake of my brother, I will forcefully give you a discount, three hundred, if you don't give me the money, you don't want to leave today!"

"Blackmail me?" Leon took out a folding stool from his windbreaker and beat Stephen Zhou violently: "Let go of me! Let go of me! Let go!"

I am in a hurry to escape!
For a while, blood was splashed everywhere, and the scene was miserable.

Xu Luo was dumbfounded, where could such a folding stool be hidden on Leon's body?Also, this fucking brother is not a real brother, this is killing his father and enemy!

Or do you say that beating is kissing or scolding is love?

"Hey, it's almost done." Xu Luo was afraid that he would beat Stephen Zhou to death, so he got up and tried to persuade him.

Leon shivered, kicked the fold in his hand, and said, "I'll show you face, that's it, I'll ask you to pee sometime when I have time, bye."

As he said that, he laughed, kicked Stephen Zhou away with his legs, waved his hands and walked backwards crookedly, almost spraining his feet and falling down.

After pulling away a certain distance, he immediately turned around and started running in big strides, before disappearing in a flash.

"Do I look so scary?" Xu Luo shook his head, and bent forward to help Stephen Zhou whose face was covered in blood on the ground: "Stephen, are you okay?"

"Small." Stephen Zhou Feng wiped the blood off his face calmly, with a nonchalant expression on his face.

Xu Luo said, "But you bleed a lot."

"I have to bleed a few barrels of blood every month, and I don't feel comfortable if I don't." Stephen Zhou said nonsense in a serious manner, blocking his nostrils with his hands and said vaguely: "If he didn't run fast just now, I wouldn't be so fast." Beat his shit out, believe it or not."

These two are really brothers and sisters.

"I believe." Xu Luo nodded, anything that happened to Zhou Xingxing was fucking possible.

"Don't you believe this?" Stephen looked at Xu Luo exaggeratedly on Monday, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Please call an ambulance for me, thank you."

After speaking, he lay back and fell to the ground.

He has been straight all his life!

"You called him Stephen just now?" The boss lady with buck teeth approached Xu Luo at some point and asked.

Xu Luo nodded: "Yes, his name is Stephen Zhou, is there any problem?"

"Stephen Zhou!" The buck-toothed female proprietress showed excitement on her face, bent down to look at Stephen Zhou's face, her eyes became brighter and brighter, and muttered to herself: "God of Cookery, it's really you, God of Cookery .”

She has always worshiped the God of Cookery. Later, Stephen Zhou was imprisoned because it was exposed that he could not cook at all and sold poor-quality beef. Everyone spurned him, but she worshiped him as always.

I didn't expect that she would meet a real person today!
She is so excited!

"God of Cookery?" Xu Luo frowned. If the name Stephen Zhou was nothing, adding the prefix of God of Cookery instantly awakened his memory.

The dead childhood suddenly started attacking him.

As childhood memories surfaced, even the face of the buck-toothed female boss in front of her became familiar.

"The God of Cookery" tells the story of Steven Zhou, the owner of the Tang Dynasty Catering Group, who is a well-known God of Cookery in the catering industry, but he is arrogant, mercenary, and has no cooking skills at all. He relies on packaging to enhance his reputation, and then Selling all kinds of food pits money.

But because he was too arrogant, he offended many people, and was framed by his assistant Tang Niu colluding with the owner of the Happy Restaurant, ruined overnight and lost everything.After being released from prison, he met his elder sister, Big Turkey, who had long been in love with him in the streets. Here, with his mind, he created "pissing cow balls", which became popular all over Hong Kong, and once again gained a lot of glory.Afterwards, he decided to participate in the God of Cookery Competition and regain the title of God of Cookery, so he went to the kitchen of Shaolin Temple to learn cooking skills by mistake, and then returned to Hong Kong to participate in the competition.

The key point of this movie is that Stephen Zhou is really the reincarnation of the God of Cookery, and at the end of the movie, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva also descended to the world to appear...

Xu Luo's mind suddenly turned. He couldn't go to heaven for the time being, so he didn't want to let go of every immortal who came down to earth. If he could keep Guanyin and God of Cookery in the world, wouldn't he have two more blood slaves?
And that's Guanyin, one mouthful of her is worth ten mouthfuls of the God of Wealth, of course, it would be even better to let Guanyin suck himself, the Guanyin in the God of Cookery movie is very beautiful, but the shots are more ruthless.

And one more thing, if Guanyin went to see Xuannv by the way when he came down to earth, wouldn't the fact that he and the god of wealth were deceived by false preaching of imperial edicts be exposed?

After all, according to Xuannv, she has a good relationship with Guanyin, and Guanyin should go to see her when she descends to earth.

So this matter has to be discussed in the long run.

"Hey, handsome guy, just leave him to me to take care of him." Turkey helped Stephen Zhou up and said.

Xu Luo came back to his senses and nodded: "It can be seen that you like it very much, so I will give you a chance. Then you take good care of him. I have something else to do, so I will go first."

As soon as he finished speaking, he turned and left.

Let Stephen Zhou continue to stay with the turkey according to the plot of the movie, so as not to affect the subsequent development, and finally return to the position of the God of Cookery. Once he becomes the God of Cookery, he should eat him himself.

The God of Cookery is the God who is eaten by people.

"What a considerate man." Turkey looked at Xu Luo's back in confusion, then shook his head, sighed, looked down at Stephen Zhou Youyou in his arms, and said, "It's a pity that I already have my own heart."

Then she suddenly shuddered, and realized belatedly: "Damn it! That's running away from the order!"

"Damn, I was really scared to death." Leon on the other side took off his baseball cap, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and then put his baseball cap back on.

He has been very courageous and full of imagination since he was a child. This is the first time he has felt frightened.

The reason for being bold is because he thinks he can handle everything, but he really can't handle this.

Passing by a flower shop, he went in and bought another pot of lilies to hug, and went straight to Chongguang Mental Hospital.

The outside world is too dangerous.

It's better to go back and calm down before going out.

The point is that the mental hospital is really about to open.

If you don't go back, you will miss your meal.

………………

Two days later, the residents of Kangle Street were woken up by the sound of gongs and drums early in the morning.

Everyone cursed and leaned out the window to look out.

I saw a black Rolls-Royce driving slowly on the street. Behind the Rolls-Royce were bands beating gongs and drums, and there was a lion dance at the front.

Finally, the team stopped in front of the ghost shop.

Xu Luo also came out at this time.

The Rolls-Royce door opened, and Fatty Huang came down with a smile on his face, walked quickly to Xu Luo, held his hand and said, "Master Xu, thank you, thank you so much, I sent staff to the island last night to test After all, everything is really safe!"

Employee: Listen to me thank you...

"I'm a professional in catching ghosts, and I've already received the remuneration. You don't need to be so polite when you use money to do things." Xu Luo said indifferently.

"It's different, it's different. If it weren't for you, Master Xu, I would have spent so much money to prepare the resort." Fatty Huang let go of Xu Luo's hand and took a picture from the secretary next to him. The pennant unfolded and handed to Xu Luo: "Master Xu, please accept it."

The letter on the pennant: four words, Master of Ghostbusters.

"Xiao Jiu." Xu Luo called out, and the Xuannv in a white suit and black stockings behind her stepped forward to take the banner.

Fatty Huang took out another well-made card and handed it to Xu Luo: "Master Xu, this is our resort's lifetime VIP card, which is exclusively for you. After the resort is completed, all consumption on the island with this card will be free in the future. , please accept it."

"Since Boss Huang is so kind, I won't refuse." Xu Luo accepted the VIP card.

And the residents of Kangle Street have exploded.

"He really knows how to catch ghosts!"

"What the newspaper said is true! Is it true that he caught zombies? Isn't it hype?"

"That fat man is the chairman of Huang's Group, how could he act with Xu Luo, so it must be true, we have a real master in Kangle Street!"

The story of Xu Luo's catching zombies was published in the newspaper, which aroused great repercussions. Some people believed him and regarded him as a master, while others thought it was hype.

So now Fatty Huang personally sent a banner to express his gratitude to Xu Luo, which undoubtedly further proved that he has real skills and helped him do a wave of publicity.

By the way, Fatty Huang also made a wave of publicity for the resort that he has not yet started to build. If he can't attract business, it can also slightly stimulate the group's stock price.

After Fatty Huang left, Xu Luo asked Xuannv to hang the pennant on the wall on the right side of the entrance, and then walked into the opposite Lin's drugstore with her hands behind her back: "Good morning, Uncle Jiu."

"It's really fantastic that a zombie has become a master of ghost hunting." Uncle Jiu said with a strange expression.

He wants to ask, is this dog eat dog?
"People's prejudice is like a big mountain." Xu Luo was also eccentric, looked at Uncle Jiu, and saw that he was wearing a new jacket, which was rare: "Wow, you are so beautifully dressed, Uncle Jiu, is there any happy event?"

"My Taoist temple is done." Uncle Jiu's face was a little happy. It is much more difficult to open a Taoist temple in Hong Kong Island, a place where every inch of land is expensive, than in the mainland. The business of the pharmacy is sluggish. He has been saving for many years before he can save enough money. .

Xu Luo cupped his hands and said, "Congratulations, but with me on Hong Kong Island, I'm afraid that Uncle Jiu won't get any business from your Taoist temple, and you will soon lose everything."

"There are so many ghosts in Hong Kong Island, can one person catch them?" Hearing the ominous words, Uncle Jiu squinted at him and snorted coldly, then turned around and walked inside.

Xu Luo walked upstairs.

"What are you doing?" Uncle Jiu called out to him.

Xu Luo turned around and replied, "That's right. I'm afraid that Azhi will kick the sleeping quilt, so I want to cover her up."

"Get out!" Uncle Jiu yelled with a dark face.

Do you want to cover her with a quilt?

You are trying to cover yourself over her.

Xu Luo could only leave with regret. Xuannv was a little tired of eating recently, so after thinking about it, he went to find Lin Xiaohua.

After all, you can't punch your crotch with your own hands, can you?

An international school that doesn't deserve a name.

Girls' dormitory.

Lin Xiaohua was only wearing her underwear, and she sat cross-legged on the bed absent-mindedly. Xu Luo said she would look for her, but she didn't come for two days, which made her unable to think about tea or food.

I only want Xu Luo.

"Are you missing me?" Xu Luo suddenly appeared in her room, looking at her with a smile and asked.

"Xu Luo!" Lin Xiaohua's eyes were full of joy, she jumped off the bed and hugged him, put her arms around his neck, wrapped her legs around his waist, and hung tightly on him like a koala. on him.

"Woof, woof, woof!" A black puppy kept barking at Xu Luo, because everyone had their own room, so Lin Xiaohua kept a puppy as a companion.

Lin Xiaohua turned her head and yelled at it, "Shut up Bao Chai Wan, don't bark, get out and go to sleep."

Po Chai Wan turned and left with his tail drooping.

"This dog is quite obedient." Seeing this, Xu Luo praised Lin Xiaohua's smooth waist.

"Of course, my Po Chai Pill is the smartest." Lin Xiaohua smiled triumphantly, and then suddenly remembered that she was only wearing underwear, and said blushingly, "Ah! Put me down quickly, I want to wear clothes , I'm so ashamed, close your eyes."

"What to wear, it's not like I haven't seen it before." Xu Luo smirked, hugged her and kissed her directly.

Lin Xiaohua resisted for a few times and then let Xu Luoshi do it. In the movie, she and Joseph fell in love and soon lost their virginity. Now facing Xu Luo is no exception, and her safety awareness is not strong.

After the cloud stopped and the rain rested, Lin Xiaohua leaned on Xu Luo's chest with a smile on her face and said, "Our school will hold a sports meeting at the end of the month, and I will also participate. Would you like to watch my competition and come to the scene to cheer for me?"

So this kind of thing is so comfortable, or is it just because you are with Xu Luo that you are comfortable?

"Isn't the oil you just added enough? It's almost overflowing." Xu Luo said lightly.

What he added to her was No. 18 animal butter, which was pure natural and pollution-free, and reached the standard of Fusang raw food.

Lin Xiaohua was so ashamed that she pinched Xu Luo several times: "I don't care, you have to come."

"Come, come." Xu Luo quickly agreed, and kissed her on the cheek: "I'll help you win the championship."

"Yeah." Lin Xiaohua nodded repeatedly.

"Little flower! Little flower!"

A man's voice came from outside the window.

As soon as I heard it belonged to Joseph.

Lin Xiaohua showed disgust on her face.

"This kid hasn't given up on you yet?" Xu Luo thought that Joseph would be frightened to stay away from Lin Xiaohua when he saw them disappear out of thin air, but he didn't expect that he would dare to pester her, so daring?
Lin Xiaohua curled her lips: "Yeah, I really hate it, you can help me get rid of him."

Xu Luo got off the bed with her upper body naked, leaned out the window and said to Joseph below: "Xiao Hua's body is not feeling well, I want you to help her buy some medicine."

"It's you!" Seeing Xu Luo, especially seeing him without clothes, Joseph was shocked and angry at once, his goddess was defiled by this pervert!
But after being frightened twice, he became more courageous, mainly because his determination to sleep with Lin Xiaohua became stronger because of Lin Xiaohua's change of attitude towards him. He gritted his teeth and asked, "What medicine to buy?" ?”

The more he couldn't get it, the more he wanted it. Originally, he just wanted to sleep with Lin Xiaohua, and it didn't matter if he gave up after sleeping, but now he seemed really tempted.

"Anti-rhyme medicine." Xu Luo spat out three words.

Joseph's face turned red immediately, and he was trembling with anger. He got on the bicycle and walked away. Even when he stood up and pedaled, he was not afraid to kick off the chain.

He must find a way to get rid of this ghost!

Xiaohua must have been charmed by this ghost!

Of course, this matter still needs to be discussed in the long term, but now, he has more important things to do.

He is racing against time.

Two 10 minutes later.

Xu Luo and Lin Xiaohua are in love.

A box of Yun pregnancy medicine flew in from the window, accompanied by Joseph's distraught voice: "Hurry up and give it to Xiaohua, I will take it every time in the future, she is still so young, I don't want to see her pregnant!"

Xu Luo: "..."

If you had this awareness in the fucking movie, would Lin Xiaohua still be pregnant?

"Is he... sick?" Lin Xiaohua said in shock.

Xu Luo said, "Maybe I'm really emotional."

People are complex and can change at any time.

"It's useless to be emotional." Lin Xiaohua ran to the window in her nightgown, looked at Joseph and said, "Don't pester me anymore, there is nothing between us."

"Xiao Hua, he is a ghost, he will disappear sooner or later!" After finishing speaking, Joseph pedaled away like a lonely soldier.

...............

The next day is NO.15.

That night Xu Luo took Xuannv and the God of Wealth down to the underworld, but the God of Lamp still stayed to watch the house.

"This is the hell." Stepping on the ground of the hell, looking around at the vastness, this is Xu Luo's first visit to the hell, feeling: this is it?That's it?
With this kind of living environment, is this fucking for people?He decided not to die in this life!
The God of Wealth quickly explained: "Boss, this is just the outskirts of the underworld. The urban area is behind the gate of ghosts. There are many ghosts there, and it is still very prosperous."

"Oh, is that so? Hurry up and have a look." Xu Luo flew towards the gate of hell with the two of them with anticipation.

Along the way, I met many ghosts who were on their way.

These are all to be reported for reincarnation, and those who don’t want to be reincarnated can stay in Yangjian as lonely ghosts, and the underworld doesn’t bother to take care of them, because there are too many ghosts in the underworld.

The underworld is huge, and the three of them flew for more than half an hour to reach the gate of ghosts. At this time, there was a long queue at the gate of the gate of ghosts, and ghosts were entering the gate in an orderly manner.

Guimenguan is a tall stone gate, and Yin soldiers and Yin generals standing on both sides are responsible for maintaining public order.

Xu Luo actually saw an acquaintance.

Oh no... To be precise, it is a cooked ghost.

Gao Chicheng also saw Xu Luo, his eyes lit up and he flew up, and he shouted emotionally, "Brother!"

"Hey, don't mistake your relatives just because of the high position and authority of this God of Wealth!" The God of Wealth warned solemnly.

Xu Luo held his head and pushed him aside: "Go away, I didn't call you, second brother!"

"Brother!" After seeing the God of Wealth and the Nine Heavens Xuannv walking with Xu Luo, Gao Chicheng called out more deeply, with tears in his eyes: "Since we parted 60 years ago, I have been thinking about you day and night Nian, I didn't expect to meet again today!"

Li Zhongliang is right, the eldest brother is indeed a god in the sky, and his status is not low, this thigh must be hugged, if he hadn't already sworn obeisance, he would like to kneel down and worship Xu Luo as his adoptive father.

"This is God's will. It seems that the second brother is doing well now." Xu Luo saw that Gao Chicheng was dressed in armor, mighty and majestic, and knew that this guy must have been promoted, and there was value in further wooing him, so the second brother continued to recognize Gao Chicheng. go down.

It can only be said that birds of a feather flock together and people are divided into groups.

This wave went both ways.

The God of Wealth and Xuannv looked at each other in blank dismay, Xu Luo's relationship in the underworld is so bad?Not only did he know Zhong Kui, but he also knew the yin general who guarded the gate of ghosts. The yin general responsible for guarding the gate of ghosts was not low in rank. His status in the underworld was equivalent to the four heavenly kings guarding the Nantian gate in the heavenly court.

Gao Chicheng said modestly: "I am today, thanks to you, elder brother, otherwise I would still be a small errand, the elder brother's kindness, the younger brother will never forget, and the third brother, he is now the ghost judge in charge of the book of life and death, We all have a bright future."

Hearing these words, God of Wealth and Xuannv were even more shocked, their faces filled with astonishment, Xu Luo arranged for the yin general in charge of the gate and the judge in charge of the book of life and death?

Can he intervene in the post of the underworld?

The two have gone crazy.

"Really? I didn't expect Li Xiandi to be in an important position now, very good, very good." Xu Luo was really surprised. These two guys are quite good at studying. At first, they just drew a cake for them. They actually ate the cake, awesome!
After exchanging pleasantries, Gao Chicheng said: "I know that you are here to attend the wedding banquet of Judge Zhong's sister, so I won't delay you. Don't rush to leave when the wedding banquet is over. Our three brothers will meet again after a long absence. He is three days and three nights."

"By the way, the third brother has also been invited to the wedding banquet. You will see him in a while, brother."

"Sure, sure, we won't get drunk by then!" Xu Luo patted his hand and nodded.

Then Gao Chicheng personally sent them into the customs.

Most ghosts dare not speak out against the privileged class who jumped in line, so they can only watch Xu Luo silently.

Of course, there is always someone who is full of justice, and a ghost stood up: "Why can he jump in line, you are abusing your power, I want to report you to King Yama..."

"Boom!" Before he finished speaking, Gao Chicheng had whipped him out of his wits, looked around and said coldly, "Who else has an opinion now?"

The entire ghost gate was closed in silence in an instant.

"Hmph!" Gao Chicheng snorted coldly, and said confidently: "Report me? I have been working in the underworld for so many years, and I haven't had a report yet!"

He is an outstanding young cadre in the underworld!

Has maintained a record of zero complaints for many years!
(End of this chapter)