The heavens start from the Hong Kong Comprehensive World

Chapter 265 Nine-Day Tour of Hell, Undead God of War Dao Youming

After passing the gate of hell, there is another world.

As far as the eye can see, high-rise buildings are rising from the ground, cars are passing by on the street, planes fly in the sky from time to time, and advertisements are displayed on the big screens of the buildings.

There is a ghost with a mobile phone on the street.

There are errands on patrol, but they are still wearing the old official uniforms, which looks very inconsistent.

Everything that exists in the yang world, has everything in the underworld. It seems that the heaven and the underworld are advancing with the times just like the human world.

Passing through the city full of high-rise buildings, you will come to a group of antique buildings. This is where the Palace of the King of the Underworld is located. The Palace of the King of the Underworld is surrounded by various official residences.

This is the political center of the underworld.

It seems that courtyard houses are not only valuable in the yang world, but also a fucking symbol of wealth and status in the underworld.

The Zhongfu, decorated with lanterns and streamers, was full of joy, guests flocked, and ghosts came and went. After all, Zhong Kui was one of the four judges. His sister No. 19 was married, and there must be many people who came to give gifts.

"Damn it, Zhong Kui is on the street, and his sister is not ugly. She has been married 18 times and has not married. Today is the 19th time. I wonder if he has deliberately dragged on for thousands of years to collect money! "

"Yeah, I've given away No. 14 times, and the money I gave him is enough to buy a car. I haven't had a banquet yet, and I haven't got a penny back."

"Are you stupid? Learn from me. Ask my brother-in-law to borrow my father-in-law's mother-in-law for a birthday party. This will not only bring back some blood, but who can bear it?"

"Yes, no, I don't have a father-in-law."

"My father-in-law will lend it to you for his next birthday."

"Good brother! We will share the money equally."

Hearing these cursing comments among the crowd going to the feast, Xu Luo's mouth twitched. He also suspected that Zhong Kui deliberately wanted to hold multiple banquets to get rich.

Otherwise, why have you married eighteen times and still not married?
This is a genuine thousand-year-old virgin.

"Everyone, please come inside, please come inside, treat yourself like your own home, don't be polite." Zhong Kui greeted the guests at the door in a red official robe, his eyes lit up when he saw Xu Luo and the others, and he quickly stepped forward and bowed and said: " Xuannv and God of Wealth are able to attend the wedding banquet of my sister's wedding in their busy schedules, it really makes my Zhongfu flourish, please invite the three of you, let's start the banquet immediately."

This is the most important guest today.

Because Hades only sent his secretary to come.

"Who is the groom?" Xu Luo asked while taking out three red envelopes and handing them to the person in charge of bookkeeping.

As the boss, Xuannv and God of Wealth should naturally take the money with him, not much, two hundred and fifty for each.

Sending banknotes from thousands of miles away is less polite and more affectionate.

Zhong Kui stroked his beard and said with a smile: "In an ordinary family, I don't pay much attention to people's origin, and I don't have low-level thoughts of disliking the poor and loving the rich. The main reason is that if my sister can't get married again, she will never be able to reincarnate."

As long as the other party is a male.

"Congratulations." Xu Luo cupped his hands.

"Same joy, same joy." Zhong Kui replied, and then remembered something: "By the way, I have already checked what you asked me to do, and that opera singer Ah Jiu is the reincarnation of Aunt Zhe, she made a mistake and was dismissed from her position back then. "

"Thank you." Xu Luo cupped his fists again, and told Uncle Jiu the good news after the meal.

Let him also have a married life, so as not to stare at A Zhi all day long, and even want to loosen the soil by himself.

After exchanging a few pleasantries, the three of Xu Luo entered the courtyard and took a seat. Many officials from the underworld stood up to welcome the three of them. Although they didn't know who Xu Luo was, it was enough to know Xuannv and the God of Wealth.

"I'm waiting to welcome the Shangxian!"

Since Xu Luo can walk ahead of the two, can his identity be simple?It's right to call it a god.

"Brother!" With a call full of affection, Li Zhongliang, the ghost judge wearing a black official robe, stumbled to Xu Luo, and hugged him with tears in his eyes: "Brother! I miss me so much!"

Ever since he saw Xu Luo followed by the God of Wealth and Xuannv, he secretly made up his mind, saying "Big Brother, I'll be a Big Brother all my life, and I must hug his thigh."

Seeing this scene, everyone present looked at each other in blank dismay. The ghost judge still has such a strong relationship, no wonder he was promoted from a ghost to a judge in just a few decades.

After a long time, it turned out that there was someone above.

This is the result Li Zhongliang wanted, telling everyone that he has a relationship with the higher-ups, naturally no one would dare to mess with him, and he would be given priority if he had a chance for promotion.

"Third brother!" Xu Luo hugged him and patted him on the back, and said, "Long time no see, today we brothers will not come home drunk, we must have a good drink!"

"Brother, please take a seat!"

"Third brother, please too."

After being polite, the two sat down hand in hand, and at the same time, the melodious and festive sound of silk, bamboo and wind music sounded.

"Why don't you see anyone playing music?" Xu Luo looked around and thought he could see a dancer performing.

The ghost judge stretched out his finger and pointed at it.

Xu Luo looked up, good guy, there is a stereo in the attic, and the music is played through the stereo.

This Nima Zhong Kui really hit home.

It will be deducted more than a young woman living alone who has been divorced for many years.

When the guests were about to arrive, Zhong Kui walked to the center with a smile and cupped his fists and said, "Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to attend my Zhong family's happy event. If anyone has a happy event in the future, I will definitely be there. I hope everyone can Eat and drink well."

After finishing speaking, he looked at the butler: "It's almost time for people to come, let's call the kitchen and start serving."

"Yes, sir." The butler took the order and left.

Soon the dishes began to arrive on the table. Xu Luo looked at his table. There were ten people at a table, and six of them were old men. Not bad, very good. Old men usually only drink alcohol and don't eat food, so don't be afraid of being overwhelmed.

Halfway through the meal, the bridal sedan chair for the wedding arrived, and Zhong Kui walked out of the house with his younger sister. Except for Xu Luo who turned his head to look at it, everyone was immersed in the meal, because they had seen it more than a dozen times.

I saw the bride's head covered with white gauze, a fair and delicate face looming, wearing a white cross-neck dress, her heavy conscience was ready to come out, her figure was graceful, her appearance shocked Xu Luo, and she seriously suspected that Zhong Kui's neighbor when he was a child was Not Wang.

Because the appearance of the two brothers and sisters can't be said to look alike, it can only be said that they have nothing to do with each other.

At this moment, Zhong Meiruo felt something, turned her head to look at Xu Luo, and then couldn't move her feet.

Wang Ba looked at the mung bean and saw the right eye.

After all, Zhong Mei is a nympho. In the original plot, she met Li Shimin on the way to get married, and she said that he should not marry. Xu Luoke is much more handsome than the duck Li Shimin, and has more temperament.

This Li Shimin is not the Tang Emperor, but a duck boy in the world, the kind who specializes in fishing for rich women.

Well, Li Shimin was hacked the worst time.

"My sister, what's the matter with you, let's go, don't miss the auspicious time." Zhong Kui urged.

Zhong Mei took off her veil directly: "Brother, I've changed my mind, I'm not getting married anymore, you go and annul the engagement."

After the voice fell, he turned around and ran into the house.

"Hey! A-mei! A-mei!" Zhong Kui hurriedly chased after her, because if she couldn't get married again this time, she really couldn't be reincarnated.

This sudden turn of events made all the guests silent for a moment, and then someone yelled angrily: "Zhong Kui is too much! Will he hold the No. 20 wedding banquet next time!"

"Yeah! It's too much! It's shameless!"

"He holds the most seats in the entire underworld, and this time he won't even act, it's disgusting!"

"I will never come next time! Absolutely!"

"Damn! Take us as leeks?"

With the first person furious, everyone's emotions were mobilized. After all, how much money Zhong Kui collected by marrying his sister, and he did it every 50 years. This was using them as a cash machine.

Everyone left one after another, and the overcrowded courtyard became deserted in the blink of an eye.

Only Xu Luo, Xuannv, Guipan, and the God of Wealth were left. It can be seen that Zhong Kui had committed public outrage.

"Just so, we can eat more." Xu Luo turned to look at the God of Wealth: "Go, bring over the big dishes from other tables, it's not cheap for us."

"BOSS is wise!" Hearing this, the God of Wealth also beamed with joy, and the good meal turned into a buffet.

Who is not happy about this?

At the same time, in Zhong Mei's boudoir, Zhong Kui was running around anxiously: "My aunt, what are you doing, do you know that if you don't get married again, you can only live forever as a ghost!"

"If you're a ghost, you'll be a ghost. Anyway, I won't marry." Zhong Mei turned her body aside, and said with a nympho smile on her lips, "Unless you marry that person."

"Which person?" Zhong Kui lifted his spirits, it turned out that it wasn't because he didn't want to marry, but because he wanted to belong.

No matter who it is, as long as you want to marry.

Zhong Mei's little feet in embroidered shoes were dangling, a look of shyness appeared on her face: "It's the one in the white gown at the first table just now, the most handsome one."

"Xu Luo?" Zhong Kui blurted out, and then waved his hands again and again: "No, no, this is no good."

He is well aware of Xu Luo's virtues. He slept with his apprentice back then, and now he sleeps with his sister. How could such a good thing happen?

"I don't care, I don't care, otherwise I won't get married." Zhong Mei was rolling on the bed.

"Okay! I'll go tell him!" Seeing his sister's attitude, Zhong Kui patted his forehead helplessly.

Zhong Mei immediately sat up, raised her head with a smile like a flower and said, "Hee hee, thank you brother."

Since you have to be reincarnated after being slept by a man anyway, why not choose a handsome one?

"Oh." Zhong Kui sighed and turned to leave.

After he came out, he looked at the deserted yard and was stunned for a moment: "Did they finish eating so soon?"

His emotional intelligence is basically zero, and he obviously doesn't know how hateful his repeated banquet behavior is.

"Yeah, they are too polite." Xu Luo nodded, holding a big elbow in his hand and gnawing on it.

Zhong Kui looked at Xu Luo hesitating to speak, and after a while he stomped his feet and said, "Come with me."

"What's the matter?" Xu Luo was startled, put down the elbow in his hand, got up and walked aside with Zhong Kui.

Zhong Kui sighed: "My sister has been married No. 19 times. If she can't get married again, she won't be able to reincarnate. She has a crush on you. I want you to do me a favor. I will pray to her, and the bridal chamber is of course not your responsibility." , she should be reincarnated afterwards."

As a cowardly and lustful person, Xu Luo never had the heart to refuse other people's requests. He patted his chest and said, "I'm not such a casual person, but since you are the one who asked, I will help you out. The king of heaven is here." Don't even try to stop me!"

I didn't expect such a good thing to happen while eating a table.

It's great that you don't have to be responsible when you're done.

"Follow me." Zhong Kui rolled his eyes at him, shook his head and sighed, then walked towards the inner courtyard with his head down.

The God of Wealth asked, "Boss, where are you going?"

"Eliminate demons, defend the way!" Xu Luo didn't turn his head.

Zhong Kui asked Xu Luo to wait in the main hall, then went into the room and brought Zhong Mei out to marry him.

"Worship heaven and earth!"

"Two thanks to the high hall!"

"Bye husband and wife!"

"Send to the bridal chamber!"

In the bridal chamber, Xu Luo and Zhong Mei sat on the bed together.

"Lady." Xu Luo called softly.

Zhong Mei lowered her head and asked, "Master, do you think I'm too casual and a bad woman?"

"I just like a bad woman like you." Xu Luo hugged her into his arms, reached out and took off her white hijab: "Women are not bad, men don't love, it's getting late, the so-called spring night is worth a thousand dollars what."

The more casual the better, the easier it is to get started.

The two hugged and kissed, and fell on the bed.

At the same time, in the northeast corner of the city, a young man in wedding clothes was still looking forward to the bride's sedan chair.

An hour later, the song in the house ended.

"Sir, I don't want to go to reincarnation anymore, I want to be with you forever." Zhong Mei's long hair was disheveled, and she leaned against Xu Luo's arms with winking eyes like silk and said coquettishly.

"No!" Xu Luo blurted out, and then said with a gentle face: "I mean, people and ghosts have different paths, and it won't last long after all, so you still have to reincarnate quickly, and we can stay together forever when you become a human. live together in a fair manner.”

He hates the woman who makes him responsible the most. Isn't it beautiful that everyone takes what they need and breaks up at once?

"Well, then I'll listen to you." Zhong Mei nodded obediently, and said with a blushing face, "Let's do it again before it's time for reincarnation."

It turns out that this kind of thing is so comfortable. It is the first time she has tasted this kind of feeling after living for 1000 years.

"Okay." Xu Luo readily agreed, as long as you don't think about making me responsible, then it's fine to come again a few times.

After finishing, Xu Luo dressed up and went out.

"How is it?" Zhong Kui hurried up to meet him.

Xu Luo thought for a while and commented: "Very good."

Zhong Kui:"…………"

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After staying in the underworld for two days, contacted Gao Chicheng and Li Zhongliang, and sent Zhong Mei to reincarnation by the way, Xu Luo set off to return to the underworld.

This trip to the underworld was very satisfying.

He was happiest when he helped Zhong Kui.

No way, he is a warm-hearted person.

And with the coolness of the sage, he thought hard and thought of a way to deal with Guanyin.

He must watch the shadows!

"Master, you're back." Seeing the three of Xu Luo coming in from the outside, the lamp god stood up to greet him.

Xu Luo walked over and sat down, and asked casually, "Has anyone come to ask me to catch ghosts recently?"

Now that you're done relaxing, it's time to get down to business.

"Master, help! Master, help!" As soon as Xu Luo finished speaking, a skinny man with a slightly dangerous hairline and a wretched appearance ran in and threw himself on the ground, hugging Xu Luo's leg and crying loudly Crying: "Master, you have to save me!"

"Stand up." Xu Luo lifted him up, feeling that this person looked familiar: "What's your name?"

He's probably a character from another movie.

"Master, you can call me Dao Youming." Dao Youming wiped away his tears and began to complain: "Master, you must save me. I have been very unlucky these days. The gun, and was shocked once, it can be said that life is worse than death!"

In the past two days, he has suffered all the sufferings of his life.

"Bragging and not drafting, are you still fine?" Heng Caishen questioned this.

Do you think you are me?
"Look." Dao Youming lifted his clothes, his body was covered with wounds, but he miraculously survived.

He can even dance around lively.

The God of Wealth turned pale with shock: "I'll do it, there are still people with such tenacious vitality in this world!"

Sure enough, the world is full of wonders.

"Master, I beg you to catch those two ghosts in our building, or I won't dare to go home." Fellow Daoist Ming said, and knelt down again with a plop.

As soon as Xu Luo raised his hand to lift him up, he said righteously: "It is my duty as a righteous person to eliminate demons and defend the way. Take me now."

"Now? Not now." Dao Youming shook his head again and again, and further explained: "The two ghosts are not at home now, and they will come after the first seven soul nights."

"Then leave your address and time, and I will come by myself on the first seven days." Xu Luo said after a moment of pondering.

"Okay, okay, master, then you must come by then. Two days later it will be the first seven, in building No. [-] of Yuhuan Garden." Dao You Ming reported the address and time in the Ming newspaper, and then reluctantly backed away. When he went out, he was hit by a car and flew out with a bang.

When Xu Luo and the three saw this, they all shuddered.

Daoist Ming climbed to the door with his face covered in blood, and said with a mournful face, "Master, did you see, I've been like this for the past few days. Ever since I saw a ghost, I was so unlucky that I even got stuck in my throat when I drank cold water, puff—"

As soon as the words fell, another mouthful of thick blood spurted out, then stood up and staggered away.

Xu Luo and the others were astonished.

At noon two days later, on the lawn outside the Yuhuan Garden Community, Leon, wearing a baseball cap, small sunglasses, and a black trench coat, was giving special training to the security team to catch ghosts to deal with the first seven spirits of the Li couple.

"As long as you are brave, the female ghost is on maternity leave. If you are brave, you won't be afraid of ghosts." Leon held a lighted detonator in his hand, with a calm expression on his face: "It's like you are afraid of the bomb in my hand now, why are you afraid of it?" Afraid, because you think it can kill people."

"Nonsense! Everyone knows it!" Security team captain Lu Xiong said while hiding behind his teammate Tie Dan.

The others were also trembling with fright.

"But I'm not afraid, because I don't believe that it can kill me at all. As long as I firmly believe in one thing, then it will come true. If you don't believe me, look at it." Leon shook the detonator, and then directly turned the detonator I put it in my mouth and smiled.

"what!"

Seeing this, everyone was shocked.

With a bang, the detonator exploded.

Leon was blown to the point where his mouth was full of buck teeth, but he was still calm, and said in a vague voice: "I just said that I can't be killed by the bomb, and it's your turn next."

He took out a large bomb from his windbreaker and ignited it and threw it over: "Have you ever played drumming and passing flowers?"

He seemed to have everything in his trench coat.

"Ah!" A group of people screamed and handed over the bomb that was burning rapidly in their hands to another person.

Finally, when the bomb was about to explode, it fell into Captain Lu's hands, and Captain Lu hurriedly threw it far away.

"Captain Lu! Captain Lu!"

Dao Youming ran over excitedly, just in time to see something falling from the sky, subconsciously reached out to catch it, and then flew into the sky with a bang.

After flying for a while, he fell down again, just at Xu Luo's feet, his whole body was pitch black, and his face was covered with blood.

"Please... call an ambulance for me."

Xu Luo: "..."

Damn, isn't this fucking dead?
Xu Luo casually helped him heal the wound on his body.

"Master, you are really a living god!" Dao Youming got up and became lively again.

"Yes, living gods!" Captain Lu and the others abandoned Leon and ran towards Xu Luo when they saw this scene.

Dao Youming introduced with a proud face: "This is Master Xu, who has been famous in Hong Kong Island recently. With him, it will be absolutely calm tonight!"

"It turned out to be the famous Master Xu."

"If we had known earlier, we should have gone to find you. Why waste time with that dead psychopath?"

"Yeah, yeah, what kind of special training, the ghost hasn't come yet, we're all going to be played to death by him."

"Hey, neuropathy is neuropathy, why do you insist on adding the word dead?" Leon strode over with Hua in his arms, Xu Luo's behavior of saving Dao Youming changed his mind when he originally wanted to escape.

He grinned at Xu Luo with his buck teeth open, and stretched out a hand: "What a coincidence, we meet again."

"Yeah, pee together when you have time." Xu Luo shook hands with him, this guy interested him very much.

He planned to take Leon to show Xuannv and God of Wealth to see if they could see what was going on with him.

Being able to take out a stool from his body at any time, and enchanting a pot of ordinary flowers in his hands is simply against the sky. Stephen Zhou is the reincarnation of the God of Cooking. As his twin brother, he should also be a fairy, right?

Leon asked, "What are you doing here?"

"Catch ghosts." Xu Luojian replied in shock.

Leon smiled and said, "What a coincidence, me too."

"Then together?" Xu Luo frowned.

Leon leaned back: "Okay!"

The two asked and answered like old friends for many years, and they just left the others aside as if there was no one else around.

"What do you use to catch ghosts?" Xu Luo asked curiously.

Leon miraculously took out a suitcase from his arms, lowered his head and opened it. The box was filled with plastic wrap, chocolate beans and various things.

"These can catch ghosts?" Xu Luo's mouth twitched.

He thought it was a magic weapon disguised as an ordinary item, but he was sure that it was an ordinary item on the market.

Leon replied casually: "I think it can do it. It takes a little imagination to be a human being. Besides, if you don't try it, how will you know it can't?"

He closed the box and held it in his hand.

Xu Luo raised his eyebrows. Could it be that if this guy thinks something should happen, then this thing will really happen?
The legendary...my power of thinking?
His curiosity was aroused, and he wanted to see how Leon used plastic wrap to catch ghosts tonight.

(End of this chapter)