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Chapter 266 Come find me when you have time, I will treat you to medicine
Chapter 266 Come find me when you have time, I will treat you to medicine
At eleven o'clock in the evening, Building No. [-], Yuhuan Garden.
In the security lounge on the ninth floor.
"There is still an hour and twelve o'clock, everyone remember not to be afraid, ghosts will produce a kind of energy that affects your brain waves, and everything you see is hallucinations, ignore him!" Leon leaned on The wall, with arms crossed, is doing pre-war general mobilization with the same calm demeanor and tone.
However, except for his admirer, A Qun, who helped him hold flowers, no one paid attention to him at all. Captain Lu, Dao Youming and others all gathered around Xu Luo to show their hospitality.
"Master Xu, are you hungry, how about some hot food to fill your stomach?" Captain Lu was holding a box of fried dumplings.
"What kind of dumplings are you eating at night?" Tie Dan squeezed him away and offered grapes: "You should eat fruit to supplement vitamins. Grapes are the most suitable for unconsciousness."
"What kind of fruit do you want to eat at night!" Dao Youming threw the grapes aside, and took out a small pill with a playful smile: "You should take the golden gun bullet at night!"
This is a true night meal.
"Does Master Xu need to rely on medicine? You are insulting Master, beat him up!" Following Captain Lu's order, everyone gathered around Fellow Daoist Ming and beat him up.
"Oh! Stop it! Master, save me!"
Xu Luo couldn't bear to wave his hand: "Just beat him half to death, don't beat him to death."
There are not many people as kind as he is now.
"Hey, can you give me some basic respect?" Seeing that everyone ignored that he was mobilized before the war, Leon asked very dissatisfied.
Captain Lu and the others who were beating someone sneaked away in their busy schedule, turned their heads and replied in unison: "I see, everything I see is an illusion."
"Yes!" Leon showed an affirmative expression.
At this moment, the God of Wealth teleported over.
As Xu Luo's professional follow-up photographer, of course he couldn't be absent when Xu Luo was eliminating ghosts.
"Wow! Is this also an illusion?" Captain Lu and the others were startled by the sudden appearance of the God of Wealth.
Dao Youming also took this opportunity to escape.
Leon stepped forward curiously and pinched the face of God of Wealth: "This is real, not an illusion."
"Oh~" Everyone breathed a sigh of relief immediately, and then became even more frightened, hugging into a ball in a panic.
It's more terrifying if it's true!
"Go ahead." The God of Wealth opened Leon's cheap paws, licked his face and ran to Xu Luo and asked obsequiously: "Boss, is the ghost here yet?"
My video camera is already hungry.
"Don't be afraid, everyone." Xu Luo pointed at the God of Wealth and turned his head to explain to everyone.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief in unison, and immediately gave all kinds of rainbow farts to Xu Luo for free.
"Master Xu is worthy of being a god, and the staff under his hands are all like gods."
"Yes, yes, there is a master here tonight, so there must be no surprises, all monsters and ghosts have to kneel!"
Leon glanced at Lily, who was indifferent when facing the God of Wealth, and was a little puzzled. This guy is obviously a human and not a ghost, so why did he suddenly appear?
This is completely unscientific!
"There's something weird about that guy, can you see it?" Xu Luo secretly sent a voice transmission to the God of Wealth.
The God of Wealth turned his head and looked at Leon. He didn't pay attention just now, but after Xu Luo reminded him that something was wrong with Leon: "Fuck, boss, this guy's mind power is different from ordinary people, how did he do it?"
Even gods don't have that strong will power.
Like a light bulb in the dark.
"Mind power?" Xu Luo looked at him suspiciously.
He has heard of internal force and mana, but this is the first time he has heard the word "mind force".
Hengcai Shenyin explained: "It can be understood as a kind of spiritual power. Everyone has the power of mind. Normally, when the power of mind is strong enough to a certain extent, you can do whatever you want within a certain range, but the power of mind on your body is as strong as his. Totally abnormal!"
It can only be said that there are all kinds of wonders in the world, and it is obvious that Leon is the one in a thousand peerless genius.
Xu Luo suddenly realized, and at the same time felt a little disappointed. Leon is not a god, and he can't be a blood slave.
Leon was inexplicably relieved.
He didn't know why either.
"Boom~"
Finally, the bell rang, and it was twelve o'clock.
The night of returning to the soul of the Li couple has arrived.
The security room, which was still humming, was suddenly surprisingly quiet. Everyone gathered around Xu Luo, holding their breath and looking around cautiously.
I'm afraid that ghosts will come out of nowhere suddenly.
"Well, wait for me."
After Xu Luo finished speaking, he disappeared in place.
"Master Xu!" "Master Xu, where are you?"
"How can you leave at a critical time?"
Captain Lu and the others panicked and looked around for Xu Luo, but they got no response.
"Don't be afraid, everyone, I'm still here!" Leon immediately raised the fire ax next to him and shouted.
The reason why Xu Luo left was because he found that the ghost had come, and he was going to go out to greet him.
When I came to the corridor, I saw two ghosts, a male and a female, approaching with pale faces. The female ghost was wearing a red coat, with a good figure and good looks. She suddenly accelerated and ran towards Xu Luo, wanting to fuck him body.
Ghost upper body is the skill that ghosts are best at.
However, this collision crashed into Xu Luo's arms and almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, Xu Luo quickly hugged her: "Sister, be careful, there is no need to rush into your arms, take your time."
He treats women and ghosts equally, and he is the legendary man who handles people and ghosts, the number one sharpshooter!
It may be that not long after she died, the female ghost struggled reflexively: "Ah! Let me go! Rogue!"
"Let go of my wife!" The male ghost surnamed Li was furious when he saw this scene, and charged up with a knife.
After all, which man can bear this scene?
Xu Luo turned his head and roared at him, revealing two sharp fangs, and the corpse aura poured out instantly.
The male ghost surnamed Li's leg gave way and fell to the ground, with a flattering smile on his face: "Brother...don't get me wrong, brother, I'm here to help you hold my wife for fun, you go on, go on. "
Damn, where did this murderous corpse come from!
"But just playing with your wife is not enough, I want to play with you too." Xu Luo smiled gently.
"Ah!" The male ghost surnamed Li showed horror in his eyes.
Before he was ready mentally, Xu Luo opened his hands and sucked him into his hands, carrying the couple with him and disappeared in place, appearing in the security room.
"Ah! Ghost!"
Captain Lu and the others all shrank to the corner, and they didn't feel relieved until they realized that the ghost was caught by Xu Luo.
"Ghost, I caught it, you quickly take out the plastic wrap." Xu Luo looked at Leon opposite and said.
He still wants to see Leon's plastic wrap to catch ghosts with his own eyes. Is the power of thought really so outrageous?
With plastic wrap?The male ghost showed a look of fear.
"No way, you've already caught it, and you want me to catch it again. Isn't it unnecessary to take off your pants and fart?" Leon leaned back tactically, and said without waiting for Xu Luo's answer, "I like it!"
Then he took out a roll of plastic wrap, and wrapped the two ghosts repeatedly until the Li couple was wrapped into a fist-sized ball under the watchful eyes of everyone.
Xu Luo and God of Wealth looked at each other, Nianli is really fucking unreasonable, he thinks it will do it.
"I'll send them to the underworld," Leon said.
The God of Wealth blurted out: "How do you send it?"
"Flush toilet, let me tell you a secret quietly, the flush toilet is connected to the underworld." Leon said mysteriously and walked to the toilet.
Xu Luo beckoned and two balls flew into his hands.
"What are you doing?" Leon asked puzzled.
Xu Luo said something that made him feel inexplicable: "You're done with the performance, now it's my turn."
The God of Wealth quickly took out the camera and turned it on.
Xu Luo released the ghosts of the Li couple.
"Thank you for saving Engong's life. My husband and I are willing to go to the fire for Engong, and we will not hesitate to go to bed!" The two ghosts knelt in front of Xu Luo and kowtowed as soon as they came out. After all, if it wasn't for Xu Luo, they would To be sent to hell.
So they are willing to take the initiative to agree with each other.
"Snapped!"
Xu Luo raised his hand and slapped the two ghosts away: "Stop talking nonsense, and start hurting people quickly."
As he spoke, he pointed to Captain Lu and the others behind him.
"Ah!" Captain Lu and the others turned pale with shock. Are you here to catch ghosts or to help ghosts?
Are we leading wolves into the house?
Leon was also dumbfounded. Why did he feel that the other party was more suitable for a mental hospital than him, and it was still in the intensive care unit.
"Engong, we have all woken up and deeply realized our mistakes. We will never harm anyone again. We were completely awakened by you!"
"Yes, yes, benefactor, we are self-inflicted, how can we vent our grievances on others, how dare we harm others, we must reform our mistakes in the future, and be two good ghosts."
Li and his wife quickly crawled up to Xu Luo, weeping bitterly, regretting what they had done, and shouting to reform themselves.
"You've come to your senses, so didn't I run away for nothing today?" Xu Luo grabbed the couple and beat them up: "Hurry up and kill them! Kill them!"
The scene was once very violent, nine points bloody.
"Understood! We understand, we are willing to help benefactor kill people." The Li couple screamed.
They thought that Xu Luo was going to kill people by borrowing ghosts.
Only then did Xu Luo let go of him, and turned his head to look at the God of Wealth calmly: "This part is pinched."
"OK." The God of Wealth made a gesture.
Li and his wife were beaten so badly by Xu Luo that their facial features were distorted, their faces were covered with blood, and they looked even more terrifying. They approached Captain Lu with a smile, "Captain Lu, I died so badly, you all go down and accompany me!" .”
"Ah! Don't come here!" Captain Lu and the others screamed and fled in panic.
At this moment, Xu Luo roared with a righteous face: "Bold evil spirit, dare to harm others, die!"
The Li couple looked at him in bewilderment.
Didn't you ask us to kill you for you?
Then he was beaten to ashes by Xu Luo's palm.
"It's done, let's call it a day." Xu Luo clapped his hands. It was another day of slaying demons and promoting justice.
Leon looked at him puzzled: "I don't understand what's the point of your doing this?"
Even taking off pants and farting is extra!
But you don't have to play it twice.
"Meaning? There's no meaning, it's just that life needs a sense of ritual." Xu Luo replied solemnly.
Leon thought for a while: "It makes sense, come to Chongguang Mental Hospital to find me when you have time, and I'll treat you to medicine."
After speaking, he picked up his own flowers and turned around to leave.
"Thank you, master, the power of the master is unrivaled."
"Yes, yes, thanks to Master tonight."
"We can finally breathe a sigh of relief in the future."
Although they experienced a series of scares, the ghost was finally solved smoothly, and everyone was very happy.
"Since it's been settled, let's settle the bill first, who is responsible for paying the bill?" Xu Luo said.
The laughter and laughter stopped abruptly in an instant.
Talking about money, the smiles on their faces disappeared.
"Just kidding, hahaha." The smile didn't disappear, but moved to Xu Luo's face.
.....................
Another good day.
Xu Luo got up and went to the opposite Lin's pharmacy.
When he came back from the underworld two days ago, he could not wait to tell Uncle Jiu the good news of Aunt Zhe's reincarnation, but he didn't expect A Zhi to say that Uncle Jiu was not at home.
He could only express his regret, and happily unlocked new knowledge at Uncle Jiu's house and Azhi.
"Uncle Jiu, you're back. Where were you two days ago?" When Xu Luo walked into the pharmacy, he saw Uncle Jiu giving pulses. After all, his main job was a doctor.
After giving orders to a patient, Uncle Jiu stood up and replied, "The Mong Kok police station is haunted. I went to help and found a part-time job. Please call me Sir Lin in the future and treat my daughter with respect, otherwise believe me or not." I will take you back to the police station for questioning in minutes!"
He took out a police officer's card and photographed it to Xu Luo.
"Sheriff." Xu Luo smiled after taking a look.
Lao Tzu was a brother at the beginning.
The little sheriff is not qualified to see me.
Hearing the disdain in his words, Uncle Jiu immediately became unconvinced, and explained: "Do you know how many years it takes for an ordinary policeman to become a police chief? If it weren't for my Taoism skills, I wouldn't have received such treatment!"
He was specially recruited to join the police station. After all, the police station can't deal with ghosts with guns, so he was picked by the police station after helping the police station catch ghosts.
"Yes, yes, it's amazing." Xu Luo said something perfunctory, and then got down to business: "I've already gone to inquire, and Aunt Zhe is indeed reincarnated."
"Where is she now?" Uncle Jiu couldn't wait to grab Xu Luo's shoulder, his eyes widened.
"I've already inquired about this." Xu Luo broke Uncle Jiu's hand and said, "It's at the Tai Fook Troupe in Yuen Long."
Uncle Jiu impatiently dragged him to Yuen Long.
"Dad, where are you going!" Seeing the two people in such a hurry, Azhi chased them out worriedly and asked.
Xu Luo replied, "Go find your mother."
"My mother?" Azhi behind her was confused.
Didn't my mother die long ago?
Uncle Jiu and Xu Luo came to the Dafu troupe. Because it was still daytime, the troupe was rehearsing.
"It's him." Ah Jiu, who was playing with a flower gun on the stage, caught sight of Xu Luo who had met once on the island.
The nympho thought he was looking for him.
As for Uncle Jiu, she ignored him. After all, a middle-aged man couldn't be more eye-catching than the handsome guy next to him.
She immediately jumped off the stage and ran towards Xu Luo with a radiant face. When Uncle Jiu saw this scene, tears filled his eyes, and he ran up with his hands open.
Unexpectedly, Aunt Zhe still remembered herself.
However, after running a few steps, he was dumbfounded.
Because Ah Jiu ran past him.
He turned his head and looked, his face turned green, and he saw Ah Jiu throwing herself into Xu Luo's arms and said, "My lord, you are here to look for me, right? He is really touched, I knew that the one sight on the island would be destined for life." .”
You fucking sleep with my apprentice, sleep with my daughter.
Now even sleep with my wife?
Do you want to sleep with me someday?
Eat a family bucket!
Uncle Jiu was furious and stared angrily.
"Uncle Jiu, you can't blame me, she rushed over on her own initiative." Xu Luo spread her hands innocently.
The corner of Uncle Jiu's mouth twitched, and he walked over with a dark face and pulled Ah Jiu out of Xu Luo's arms.
"Oh, what are you doing, you can't see people falling in love!" Ah Jiu looked at him angrily and said.
Uncle Jiu said, "I am your husband-in-law."
"You? Hahahaha..." Ah Jiu pointed at Uncle Jiu and let out a barbell-like laugh: "You can be my father at your age, how blind do I have to be to see you? Uncle, picking up girls is not that easy of."
That's not what you said when we looked at the moon together, Uncle Jiu directly knocked her out with a knife.
He planned to bring him back first, and it would not be difficult for him to restore Aunt Zhe's memories of his previous life.
"Hey! What are you doing! Robbing women in broad daylight!" The class leader brought someone over, and added: "What kind of taste, grab a good-looking one! Hurry up and put her down!"
Although Ah Jiu is not good-looking, but no matter how he is a member of his theater troupe, how can he just sit idly by.
"She is involved in a case, and I want to take her back to cooperate with the investigation." Uncle Jiu took out his police officer ID.
The class leader stopped talking immediately, after all, this reason is impeccable, he can't stop the police from enforcing the law, you will send yourself in.
Uncle Jiu immediately turned around and left with Ah Jiu on his shoulders.
Xu Luo pointed to a big girl behind the head teacher and said, "And you, come back with me to cooperate with the investigation."
Ye Zimei, she understands everything.
"Ah? Me?" Ah Mei pointed at herself with a look of surprise and panic, and quickly defended: "I don't know what she did, I don't know anything."
"You don't know if you say you don't know? Are you sir or am I?" Xu Luo stared, "I won't wrong any good man, sir, but I won't let any woman go... No, I won't let you go." No bad guy will be spared! Come with me."
"Team leader..." A Mei turned to ask the squad leader for help.
The class leader said: "You go first, cooperate with Sir well, and I will let you out if you are fine."
Ah Mei was helpless when she heard this.
"Seeing that you are a woman, I won't wear handcuffs for you." Xu Luo went up to lead Ah Mei and left.
Uncle Jiu asked, "What kind of plane are you flying?"
"Uncle Jiu, I don't want to mess with airplanes." Xu Luo looked at A Mei and said, "I just want to mess with her now."
They are all old acquaintances, so speak directly.
"Ah you! Sex..." Ah Mei was about to yell, when a thick stack of Hong Kong dollars appeared in front of her. Excellent value for money."
God, she had never seen so much money!
Although it's her first time.
But she understood a truth since she was a child, that is, you can't even ask for money for the sake of innocence, right?
Is that still human?
"Shameless!" Uncle Nine scolded, then left with Aunt Zhe in his arms, Xu Luo parted ways with him, and took Ah Mei to the nearest five-star hotel to learn foreign languages.
In the afternoon, when Xu Luo came to the Lin family drugstore again, Aunt Zhe had been awakened by Uncle Jiu to remember her previous life.
"Ah Luo, I haven't seen you for a long time. I heard from my husband when I passed by. Thanks to him, I can meet him again." Aunt Zhe quickly stood up and thanked him.
Xu Luo said with a smile: "It is my merit to let lovers get married in the end."
"This is probably one of the few good things he has done." Uncle Jiu was as weird as ever.
In the evening Xu Luo stayed at Uncle Jiu's house for dinner.
A family of four enjoyed themselves happily.
While eating, Uncle Jiu suddenly said, "By the way, I saw Wen Cai's reincarnation. His name is now Meng Chao, and he is a police officer in the serious crime team of the police station."
"Congratulations, Uncle Jiu, first Aqiang, then Zhegu, and now Wencai, you have gradually gathered together." Xu Luo sincerely blessed, and at the same time felt a little emotional. After all, Wencai is also his old acquaintance. Thinking of seeing you again in a few decades.
It's a pity that we don't know each other now.
Uncle Jiu sighed: "Yes, it's good to be reincarnated, then there will always be a chance to meet."
"Are you ready to meet him?" Xu Luo asked.
Uncle Jiu thought for a while, then shook his head: "Forget it for the time being, he is living a happy life now, there is no need to interfere with his life in this life, if there is still a fate between master and apprentice, then sooner or later we will recognize each other."
"Let it be." Xu Luo nodded.
(End of this chapter)
At eleven o'clock in the evening, Building No. [-], Yuhuan Garden.
In the security lounge on the ninth floor.
"There is still an hour and twelve o'clock, everyone remember not to be afraid, ghosts will produce a kind of energy that affects your brain waves, and everything you see is hallucinations, ignore him!" Leon leaned on The wall, with arms crossed, is doing pre-war general mobilization with the same calm demeanor and tone.
However, except for his admirer, A Qun, who helped him hold flowers, no one paid attention to him at all. Captain Lu, Dao Youming and others all gathered around Xu Luo to show their hospitality.
"Master Xu, are you hungry, how about some hot food to fill your stomach?" Captain Lu was holding a box of fried dumplings.
"What kind of dumplings are you eating at night?" Tie Dan squeezed him away and offered grapes: "You should eat fruit to supplement vitamins. Grapes are the most suitable for unconsciousness."
"What kind of fruit do you want to eat at night!" Dao Youming threw the grapes aside, and took out a small pill with a playful smile: "You should take the golden gun bullet at night!"
This is a true night meal.
"Does Master Xu need to rely on medicine? You are insulting Master, beat him up!" Following Captain Lu's order, everyone gathered around Fellow Daoist Ming and beat him up.
"Oh! Stop it! Master, save me!"
Xu Luo couldn't bear to wave his hand: "Just beat him half to death, don't beat him to death."
There are not many people as kind as he is now.
"Hey, can you give me some basic respect?" Seeing that everyone ignored that he was mobilized before the war, Leon asked very dissatisfied.
Captain Lu and the others who were beating someone sneaked away in their busy schedule, turned their heads and replied in unison: "I see, everything I see is an illusion."
"Yes!" Leon showed an affirmative expression.
At this moment, the God of Wealth teleported over.
As Xu Luo's professional follow-up photographer, of course he couldn't be absent when Xu Luo was eliminating ghosts.
"Wow! Is this also an illusion?" Captain Lu and the others were startled by the sudden appearance of the God of Wealth.
Dao Youming also took this opportunity to escape.
Leon stepped forward curiously and pinched the face of God of Wealth: "This is real, not an illusion."
"Oh~" Everyone breathed a sigh of relief immediately, and then became even more frightened, hugging into a ball in a panic.
It's more terrifying if it's true!
"Go ahead." The God of Wealth opened Leon's cheap paws, licked his face and ran to Xu Luo and asked obsequiously: "Boss, is the ghost here yet?"
My video camera is already hungry.
"Don't be afraid, everyone." Xu Luo pointed at the God of Wealth and turned his head to explain to everyone.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief in unison, and immediately gave all kinds of rainbow farts to Xu Luo for free.
"Master Xu is worthy of being a god, and the staff under his hands are all like gods."
"Yes, yes, there is a master here tonight, so there must be no surprises, all monsters and ghosts have to kneel!"
Leon glanced at Lily, who was indifferent when facing the God of Wealth, and was a little puzzled. This guy is obviously a human and not a ghost, so why did he suddenly appear?
This is completely unscientific!
"There's something weird about that guy, can you see it?" Xu Luo secretly sent a voice transmission to the God of Wealth.
The God of Wealth turned his head and looked at Leon. He didn't pay attention just now, but after Xu Luo reminded him that something was wrong with Leon: "Fuck, boss, this guy's mind power is different from ordinary people, how did he do it?"
Even gods don't have that strong will power.
Like a light bulb in the dark.
"Mind power?" Xu Luo looked at him suspiciously.
He has heard of internal force and mana, but this is the first time he has heard the word "mind force".
Hengcai Shenyin explained: "It can be understood as a kind of spiritual power. Everyone has the power of mind. Normally, when the power of mind is strong enough to a certain extent, you can do whatever you want within a certain range, but the power of mind on your body is as strong as his. Totally abnormal!"
It can only be said that there are all kinds of wonders in the world, and it is obvious that Leon is the one in a thousand peerless genius.
Xu Luo suddenly realized, and at the same time felt a little disappointed. Leon is not a god, and he can't be a blood slave.
Leon was inexplicably relieved.
He didn't know why either.
"Boom~"
Finally, the bell rang, and it was twelve o'clock.
The night of returning to the soul of the Li couple has arrived.
The security room, which was still humming, was suddenly surprisingly quiet. Everyone gathered around Xu Luo, holding their breath and looking around cautiously.
I'm afraid that ghosts will come out of nowhere suddenly.
"Well, wait for me."
After Xu Luo finished speaking, he disappeared in place.
"Master Xu!" "Master Xu, where are you?"
"How can you leave at a critical time?"
Captain Lu and the others panicked and looked around for Xu Luo, but they got no response.
"Don't be afraid, everyone, I'm still here!" Leon immediately raised the fire ax next to him and shouted.
The reason why Xu Luo left was because he found that the ghost had come, and he was going to go out to greet him.
When I came to the corridor, I saw two ghosts, a male and a female, approaching with pale faces. The female ghost was wearing a red coat, with a good figure and good looks. She suddenly accelerated and ran towards Xu Luo, wanting to fuck him body.
Ghost upper body is the skill that ghosts are best at.
However, this collision crashed into Xu Luo's arms and almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, Xu Luo quickly hugged her: "Sister, be careful, there is no need to rush into your arms, take your time."
He treats women and ghosts equally, and he is the legendary man who handles people and ghosts, the number one sharpshooter!
It may be that not long after she died, the female ghost struggled reflexively: "Ah! Let me go! Rogue!"
"Let go of my wife!" The male ghost surnamed Li was furious when he saw this scene, and charged up with a knife.
After all, which man can bear this scene?
Xu Luo turned his head and roared at him, revealing two sharp fangs, and the corpse aura poured out instantly.
The male ghost surnamed Li's leg gave way and fell to the ground, with a flattering smile on his face: "Brother...don't get me wrong, brother, I'm here to help you hold my wife for fun, you go on, go on. "
Damn, where did this murderous corpse come from!
"But just playing with your wife is not enough, I want to play with you too." Xu Luo smiled gently.
"Ah!" The male ghost surnamed Li showed horror in his eyes.
Before he was ready mentally, Xu Luo opened his hands and sucked him into his hands, carrying the couple with him and disappeared in place, appearing in the security room.
"Ah! Ghost!"
Captain Lu and the others all shrank to the corner, and they didn't feel relieved until they realized that the ghost was caught by Xu Luo.
"Ghost, I caught it, you quickly take out the plastic wrap." Xu Luo looked at Leon opposite and said.
He still wants to see Leon's plastic wrap to catch ghosts with his own eyes. Is the power of thought really so outrageous?
With plastic wrap?The male ghost showed a look of fear.
"No way, you've already caught it, and you want me to catch it again. Isn't it unnecessary to take off your pants and fart?" Leon leaned back tactically, and said without waiting for Xu Luo's answer, "I like it!"
Then he took out a roll of plastic wrap, and wrapped the two ghosts repeatedly until the Li couple was wrapped into a fist-sized ball under the watchful eyes of everyone.
Xu Luo and God of Wealth looked at each other, Nianli is really fucking unreasonable, he thinks it will do it.
"I'll send them to the underworld," Leon said.
The God of Wealth blurted out: "How do you send it?"
"Flush toilet, let me tell you a secret quietly, the flush toilet is connected to the underworld." Leon said mysteriously and walked to the toilet.
Xu Luo beckoned and two balls flew into his hands.
"What are you doing?" Leon asked puzzled.
Xu Luo said something that made him feel inexplicable: "You're done with the performance, now it's my turn."
The God of Wealth quickly took out the camera and turned it on.
Xu Luo released the ghosts of the Li couple.
"Thank you for saving Engong's life. My husband and I are willing to go to the fire for Engong, and we will not hesitate to go to bed!" The two ghosts knelt in front of Xu Luo and kowtowed as soon as they came out. After all, if it wasn't for Xu Luo, they would To be sent to hell.
So they are willing to take the initiative to agree with each other.
"Snapped!"
Xu Luo raised his hand and slapped the two ghosts away: "Stop talking nonsense, and start hurting people quickly."
As he spoke, he pointed to Captain Lu and the others behind him.
"Ah!" Captain Lu and the others turned pale with shock. Are you here to catch ghosts or to help ghosts?
Are we leading wolves into the house?
Leon was also dumbfounded. Why did he feel that the other party was more suitable for a mental hospital than him, and it was still in the intensive care unit.
"Engong, we have all woken up and deeply realized our mistakes. We will never harm anyone again. We were completely awakened by you!"
"Yes, yes, benefactor, we are self-inflicted, how can we vent our grievances on others, how dare we harm others, we must reform our mistakes in the future, and be two good ghosts."
Li and his wife quickly crawled up to Xu Luo, weeping bitterly, regretting what they had done, and shouting to reform themselves.
"You've come to your senses, so didn't I run away for nothing today?" Xu Luo grabbed the couple and beat them up: "Hurry up and kill them! Kill them!"
The scene was once very violent, nine points bloody.
"Understood! We understand, we are willing to help benefactor kill people." The Li couple screamed.
They thought that Xu Luo was going to kill people by borrowing ghosts.
Only then did Xu Luo let go of him, and turned his head to look at the God of Wealth calmly: "This part is pinched."
"OK." The God of Wealth made a gesture.
Li and his wife were beaten so badly by Xu Luo that their facial features were distorted, their faces were covered with blood, and they looked even more terrifying. They approached Captain Lu with a smile, "Captain Lu, I died so badly, you all go down and accompany me!" .”
"Ah! Don't come here!" Captain Lu and the others screamed and fled in panic.
At this moment, Xu Luo roared with a righteous face: "Bold evil spirit, dare to harm others, die!"
The Li couple looked at him in bewilderment.
Didn't you ask us to kill you for you?
Then he was beaten to ashes by Xu Luo's palm.
"It's done, let's call it a day." Xu Luo clapped his hands. It was another day of slaying demons and promoting justice.
Leon looked at him puzzled: "I don't understand what's the point of your doing this?"
Even taking off pants and farting is extra!
But you don't have to play it twice.
"Meaning? There's no meaning, it's just that life needs a sense of ritual." Xu Luo replied solemnly.
Leon thought for a while: "It makes sense, come to Chongguang Mental Hospital to find me when you have time, and I'll treat you to medicine."
After speaking, he picked up his own flowers and turned around to leave.
"Thank you, master, the power of the master is unrivaled."
"Yes, yes, thanks to Master tonight."
"We can finally breathe a sigh of relief in the future."
Although they experienced a series of scares, the ghost was finally solved smoothly, and everyone was very happy.
"Since it's been settled, let's settle the bill first, who is responsible for paying the bill?" Xu Luo said.
The laughter and laughter stopped abruptly in an instant.
Talking about money, the smiles on their faces disappeared.
"Just kidding, hahaha." The smile didn't disappear, but moved to Xu Luo's face.
.....................
Another good day.
Xu Luo got up and went to the opposite Lin's pharmacy.
When he came back from the underworld two days ago, he could not wait to tell Uncle Jiu the good news of Aunt Zhe's reincarnation, but he didn't expect A Zhi to say that Uncle Jiu was not at home.
He could only express his regret, and happily unlocked new knowledge at Uncle Jiu's house and Azhi.
"Uncle Jiu, you're back. Where were you two days ago?" When Xu Luo walked into the pharmacy, he saw Uncle Jiu giving pulses. After all, his main job was a doctor.
After giving orders to a patient, Uncle Jiu stood up and replied, "The Mong Kok police station is haunted. I went to help and found a part-time job. Please call me Sir Lin in the future and treat my daughter with respect, otherwise believe me or not." I will take you back to the police station for questioning in minutes!"
He took out a police officer's card and photographed it to Xu Luo.
"Sheriff." Xu Luo smiled after taking a look.
Lao Tzu was a brother at the beginning.
The little sheriff is not qualified to see me.
Hearing the disdain in his words, Uncle Jiu immediately became unconvinced, and explained: "Do you know how many years it takes for an ordinary policeman to become a police chief? If it weren't for my Taoism skills, I wouldn't have received such treatment!"
He was specially recruited to join the police station. After all, the police station can't deal with ghosts with guns, so he was picked by the police station after helping the police station catch ghosts.
"Yes, yes, it's amazing." Xu Luo said something perfunctory, and then got down to business: "I've already gone to inquire, and Aunt Zhe is indeed reincarnated."
"Where is she now?" Uncle Jiu couldn't wait to grab Xu Luo's shoulder, his eyes widened.
"I've already inquired about this." Xu Luo broke Uncle Jiu's hand and said, "It's at the Tai Fook Troupe in Yuen Long."
Uncle Jiu impatiently dragged him to Yuen Long.
"Dad, where are you going!" Seeing the two people in such a hurry, Azhi chased them out worriedly and asked.
Xu Luo replied, "Go find your mother."
"My mother?" Azhi behind her was confused.
Didn't my mother die long ago?
Uncle Jiu and Xu Luo came to the Dafu troupe. Because it was still daytime, the troupe was rehearsing.
"It's him." Ah Jiu, who was playing with a flower gun on the stage, caught sight of Xu Luo who had met once on the island.
The nympho thought he was looking for him.
As for Uncle Jiu, she ignored him. After all, a middle-aged man couldn't be more eye-catching than the handsome guy next to him.
She immediately jumped off the stage and ran towards Xu Luo with a radiant face. When Uncle Jiu saw this scene, tears filled his eyes, and he ran up with his hands open.
Unexpectedly, Aunt Zhe still remembered herself.
However, after running a few steps, he was dumbfounded.
Because Ah Jiu ran past him.
He turned his head and looked, his face turned green, and he saw Ah Jiu throwing herself into Xu Luo's arms and said, "My lord, you are here to look for me, right? He is really touched, I knew that the one sight on the island would be destined for life." .”
You fucking sleep with my apprentice, sleep with my daughter.
Now even sleep with my wife?
Do you want to sleep with me someday?
Eat a family bucket!
Uncle Jiu was furious and stared angrily.
"Uncle Jiu, you can't blame me, she rushed over on her own initiative." Xu Luo spread her hands innocently.
The corner of Uncle Jiu's mouth twitched, and he walked over with a dark face and pulled Ah Jiu out of Xu Luo's arms.
"Oh, what are you doing, you can't see people falling in love!" Ah Jiu looked at him angrily and said.
Uncle Jiu said, "I am your husband-in-law."
"You? Hahahaha..." Ah Jiu pointed at Uncle Jiu and let out a barbell-like laugh: "You can be my father at your age, how blind do I have to be to see you? Uncle, picking up girls is not that easy of."
That's not what you said when we looked at the moon together, Uncle Jiu directly knocked her out with a knife.
He planned to bring him back first, and it would not be difficult for him to restore Aunt Zhe's memories of his previous life.
"Hey! What are you doing! Robbing women in broad daylight!" The class leader brought someone over, and added: "What kind of taste, grab a good-looking one! Hurry up and put her down!"
Although Ah Jiu is not good-looking, but no matter how he is a member of his theater troupe, how can he just sit idly by.
"She is involved in a case, and I want to take her back to cooperate with the investigation." Uncle Jiu took out his police officer ID.
The class leader stopped talking immediately, after all, this reason is impeccable, he can't stop the police from enforcing the law, you will send yourself in.
Uncle Jiu immediately turned around and left with Ah Jiu on his shoulders.
Xu Luo pointed to a big girl behind the head teacher and said, "And you, come back with me to cooperate with the investigation."
Ye Zimei, she understands everything.
"Ah? Me?" Ah Mei pointed at herself with a look of surprise and panic, and quickly defended: "I don't know what she did, I don't know anything."
"You don't know if you say you don't know? Are you sir or am I?" Xu Luo stared, "I won't wrong any good man, sir, but I won't let any woman go... No, I won't let you go." No bad guy will be spared! Come with me."
"Team leader..." A Mei turned to ask the squad leader for help.
The class leader said: "You go first, cooperate with Sir well, and I will let you out if you are fine."
Ah Mei was helpless when she heard this.
"Seeing that you are a woman, I won't wear handcuffs for you." Xu Luo went up to lead Ah Mei and left.
Uncle Jiu asked, "What kind of plane are you flying?"
"Uncle Jiu, I don't want to mess with airplanes." Xu Luo looked at A Mei and said, "I just want to mess with her now."
They are all old acquaintances, so speak directly.
"Ah you! Sex..." Ah Mei was about to yell, when a thick stack of Hong Kong dollars appeared in front of her. Excellent value for money."
God, she had never seen so much money!
Although it's her first time.
But she understood a truth since she was a child, that is, you can't even ask for money for the sake of innocence, right?
Is that still human?
"Shameless!" Uncle Nine scolded, then left with Aunt Zhe in his arms, Xu Luo parted ways with him, and took Ah Mei to the nearest five-star hotel to learn foreign languages.
In the afternoon, when Xu Luo came to the Lin family drugstore again, Aunt Zhe had been awakened by Uncle Jiu to remember her previous life.
"Ah Luo, I haven't seen you for a long time. I heard from my husband when I passed by. Thanks to him, I can meet him again." Aunt Zhe quickly stood up and thanked him.
Xu Luo said with a smile: "It is my merit to let lovers get married in the end."
"This is probably one of the few good things he has done." Uncle Jiu was as weird as ever.
In the evening Xu Luo stayed at Uncle Jiu's house for dinner.
A family of four enjoyed themselves happily.
While eating, Uncle Jiu suddenly said, "By the way, I saw Wen Cai's reincarnation. His name is now Meng Chao, and he is a police officer in the serious crime team of the police station."
"Congratulations, Uncle Jiu, first Aqiang, then Zhegu, and now Wencai, you have gradually gathered together." Xu Luo sincerely blessed, and at the same time felt a little emotional. After all, Wencai is also his old acquaintance. Thinking of seeing you again in a few decades.
It's a pity that we don't know each other now.
Uncle Jiu sighed: "Yes, it's good to be reincarnated, then there will always be a chance to meet."
"Are you ready to meet him?" Xu Luo asked.
Uncle Jiu thought for a while, then shook his head: "Forget it for the time being, he is living a happy life now, there is no need to interfere with his life in this life, if there is still a fate between master and apprentice, then sooner or later we will recognize each other."
"Let it be." Xu Luo nodded.
(End of this chapter)
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