Red Cloud: Establishing Mahayana Buddhism as a Holy Spirit

Chapter 362 Thick willow dustpan and thin willow bucket, who in the world thinks men are ugly

Chapter 362 Thick willow dustpan and thin willow bucket, who in the world thinks men are ugly

After Tang Sanzang and his disciples entered the living room of this house, after meeting each other, a servant girl bowed her head respectfully and walked in small steps, holding a gold plate and a white jade cup in both hands. The fragrant tea exudes heat, and the air is even more There is a strong fragrance of different fruits.

After Tang Sanzang took the fragrant tea that was offered, he took a sip, and a satisfied smile appeared on his face, "Good tea."

After praising the fragrant tea, Tang Sanzang said to the woman modestly and politely: "Old Bodhisattva, is your surname Gao? What is the name of your place?"

Mrs. Xu's wife nodded with a smile all over her face and said: "This is the land of Hezhou in Xiniu. The little lady's maiden name is Jia, and her husband's family name is Mo. She was unfortunate when she was young. There are thousands of hectares of fertile land. The husband and wife have no children. They only gave birth to three girls. The year before last, they lost their husbands. A family member, but my mother and daughter take over. If you want to marry someone else, but it is difficult to give up the family business. The elders are suitable to descend, and I think there are four masters and apprentices. There are four young women and women who want to sit on the mountain to recruit husbands, and the four are just right. , I don’t know if I respect it or not.”

Good guy, this is really straight to the point. Tang Sanzang, who listened directly to a sentence, was stunned, while Monkey King, who was squatting on a chair drinking tea, almost spit out with a smile on his face, and Zhu Bajie stared wide after hearing it. When I blinked, Sha Wujing lowered his head as if I didn't hear anything.

When the widow Jia saw that the four masters and apprentices were silent, she put on an appearance that you don't believe it, and said directly: "There are more than [-] hectares of paddy fields, more than [-] hectares of dry fields, and [-] hectares of fruit trees in the mountain farm." In Yuqing, there are more than a thousand yellow buffaloes, and there are herds of mules and horses, and countless pigs and sheep. There are sixty or seventy pastures in the southeast, northwest, and Zhuangbao. At home, there are rice grains that will not be used for eight or nine years, and silk that will not be worn for ten years. There is gold and silver that cannot be used in a lifetime."

"If your masters and apprentices are willing to change their minds and invite you to stay in Han's house, be at ease and enjoy the glory, isn't it better than being a walking monk?"

The widow Jia first showed her family background, and then she showed her full smile that she was trying to lure everyone.

After Tang Sanzang heard this, he immediately expressed doubts and said in a condensed voice: "Old Bodhisattva, your family has so many assets, but the poor monk thinks that there are only a few servants in this mansion. Do people covet this endless wealth?"

One sentence directly picked out the key point. You have three daughters for a widow, and you don't even have a nursing home at home. The problem is not small.

Tang Sanzang's words directly stunned Widow Jia, and then she laughed and said: "The elder doesn't know, I have a younger sister who is married to the local sheriff, so the concubine's huge family property is naturally unoccupied. Dare to move your heart."

The widow Jia was also very witty, and found a reasonable excuse in an instant. After hearing this, Tang Sanzang suddenly had a look of enlightenment on his face, but the two of them had their own ghosts in their hearts.

"Old Bodhisattva, the poor monk is a monk, and he is determined to go to the Lingshan of the Western Heaven to obtain the scriptures."

Speaking directly of your aspirations will naturally not make you a son-in-law here, but the smile on the face of the widow Jia seems to be that you don't know the specific situation.

"I was born in Youshi on the third day of March in Dinghai Year. My old husband is three years older than me, and I am 45 years old this year. The eldest daughter is named Zhenzhen, and she is 20 years old this year. The second daughter is named Aiai, and this year. The third daughter is named Lianlian, and this year She is 16 years old, and she has never been married to anyone. Although she is an ugly little woman, but fortunately, the little girl has a certain color, and the female worker can tell everything."

"Because my husband had no children, I raised them as sons. I taught him to read some Confucian books when he was young, and he also knew how to recite poems. Although he lives in a villa, he is not that vulgar, and he is expected to be worthy of it." All the elders, if you are willing to let go of your arms, keep your hair long, and be a parent with Shexia, you will wear silk and brocade, and you will be as strong as a Nawa bowl black robe, and snow shoes and cloud hats!"

In an instant, Sun Wukong scratched his head with a smile all over his face, and even looked at his master with a joking look. Tang Sanzang felt a chill in his heart when he saw this. It's true that you, a hermaphrodite like you, want to recruit a son-in-law and a poor monk. Think of yourself as a flower?

"Amitabha, the poor monk has a firm mind and is determined to go to the west to seek the scriptures."

Just when Tang Sanzang firmly refused, when Zhu Bajie heard the good news, his head was already full of lust. He tore off his master's cassock, licked his face and said, "Master!"

Looking at the dazed Zhu Bajie in front of him, Tang Sanzang sneered in his heart, he couldn't believe that the former marshal of the canopy couldn't see that there was a ghost here, but he was willing to cooperate and directly angrily scolded: "You evil animal! Although I, the Buddha, can't help getting married, but you and I, the master and the disciples, are enlightened by Bodhisattvas, how can we be tempted by riches and honor, and be careful of beauty!"

After a big drink, the widow Jia whispered in her heart after hearing this. Sure enough, the land of Nanzhan Buzhou is deeply influenced by Mahayana Buddhism. Even the Buddha can't help getting married.

The mortal temples of Mahayana Buddhism in Nanzhan Buzhou are all ascetic monks. Almost all of them have to take precepts, but they will also spread other teachings of Mahayana Buddhism. Naturally, there are so many other rules and regulations that are welcomed by people.

However, the teachings of Western Buddhism in the mortal world are subject to this precept.

"Poor! Poor! What's the benefit of becoming a monk?" Widow Jia looked mocking, but Tang Sanzang smiled when she heard it, clasped his hands together and recited Amitabha, and then began to explain.

"The female Bodhisattva is right, but in the same way, what is good in the world and what is bad? It is like the fish playing and swimming in the water, but how can people play and be happy in the water? As the saying goes, 'You are not a fish, how can you know a fish? This is the principle of joy."

"Buddhism is so profound that it can't be expressed in words. For the old Bodhisattva, it is naturally full of children and grandchildren. It is the bliss of the world under Cheng Huan's knees, but for the poor monk, it is bliss to seek the true meaning of Buddha."

After Tang Sanzang babbled on, Zhu Bajie on the side looked reluctant and hesitant, and Sha Wujing lowered his head. The tea in the teacup had already been drunk, but he kept on drinking.

Sun Wukong, however, scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks excitedly watching the play, and in the end, Widow Jia nodded with a smile on her face: "I am also sincere and want to recruit a son-in-law. Elder, you have ambitions in your heart, and the old lady naturally admires it, but you There is no reason in this world to buy and sell a subordinate, even if you recruit one."

Having said all that, you Tang Sanzang's Buddhism is profound and firm, but what about your disciples?Is it possible that you still want to speak out?

Looking at Widow Jia, Tang Sanzang smiled and shook his head and said, "Old Bodhisattva, you have misunderstood. Although the poor monk already has an ambition in his heart to go to the west to seek the scriptures, how can the poor monk impose his own selfishness on you?" As for the disciples, if they are willing, the poor monk will naturally be full of joy."

When he said this, Tang Sanzang turned his head and looked at Sun Wukong who was watching the fun with a smile on his face, and said with a smile: "Oh Wukong, this old Bodhisattva wants to find a son-in-law, look?"

Sun Wukong laughed and patted his thigh and shook his head after hearing this: "Master, this disciple is a born stone monkey and doesn't understand the love in this world at all. You talk to disciple, it's like playing the piano to a cow, hee hee."

Immediately after, under Zhu Bajie's excited and expectant eyes, Tang Sanzang jumped over, looked directly at Wujing who had been drinking tea, and said with a smile, "Wujing, are you willing?"

"Master, since I followed you, my disciple has only the idea of ​​following Master to the Western Paradise to obtain the scriptures, and I have no other intentions other than this."

Sha Wujing also refused very thoroughly. After seeing this scene, Tang Sanzang shook his head, and Zhu Bajie pointed at his nose with aggrieved expression: "Master, there is me, old pig."

At this time, Monkey King patted his legs with a big laugh, "You idiot, I heard that Yunzhan Cave is the cave of the second sister Egg, and it can be regarded as your ex-wife. I never thought that you idiot would commit lust again."

When the name of Second Sister Egg was mentioned, a trace of sadness flashed in the depths of Zhu Bajie's eyes, but then he shook his head pretending to be greedy.

"Brother Hou, you are a stone monkey, what do you know? As the saying goes, 'A monk is a hungry ghost', you don't want it. Is it possible that I, an old pig, can't be tempted?"

Under Zhu Bajie's rebuttal, Widow Jia's face was full of smiles, and she nodded with a smile: "Elders are not in a hurry, I will prepare vegetarian food for the elders first, and then call out my women, elders Read it and talk about it."

"Come on, call those three girls here first."

Widow Jia drank lightly, the maids outside the door respectfully, Zhu Bajie looked at the others with a grunt of disgust.

After a while, there was a whisper of Yingying, and I saw three shy fairies walking in small steps outside the door, half covering their faces with fans in their hands, stepping into the house with a shy look, Zhu Bajie immediately stared Looking at the three of them directly.

"mother."

Good guy, this Zhu Bajie said something directly after seeing the three girls, and he was shocked. At this time, Liu Ding Liujia, who was watching the excitement in the sky, burst out laughing.

The Jade Emperor in the Yaochi just took a sip of wine and spit it out. Looking at Zhu Bajie in Haotian territory, his eyes widened and he exclaimed: "What a canopy, it's really super sexy."

The Queen Mother of Yaochi on the side even covered her mouth and laughed out loud after seeing this. Although she knew that the canopy was humiliating her, she also knew something, so she said lazily: "Come here, Your Majesty got drunk in Yaochi, Let all the star kings and immortal officials from all walks of life in the heaven come to Yaochi to go to court, by the way, remember to send the Supreme Lord to come."

The last sentence is the heartbreaker. The Jade Emperor on the side smiled immediately after seeing this, and stretched out his thumb and said, "Junior Sister, you are tall."

But the Queen Mother of Yaochi gave her senior brother a blank look, "It's none of our business, after all, the westward travel of Western Buddhism has promised us a lot of benefits, and our Heavenly Court also promises to keep an eye on Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice at all times." , of course you have to pay attention all the time.”

Especially the last sentence 'attention all the time' is even more emphatic, but the Jade Emperor is smiling all over his face. It is obvious that this is taking the opportunity to mock Renjiao. You are going to make a joke when you are too old.

For this matter, it is also wrong to go too far to Laojun's teacher, so I can only admit that I am unlucky.

Nether.

At this time, Zhu Bajie looked at Widow Jia with a flattering expression on his face, "Mother, as long as you don't dislike my big mouth and long ears, Lao Zhu is willing to be this son-in-law."

My good fellow, you dare to say such tiger-wolf words. Widow Jia was stunned, but then she saw Zhu Bajie's obsequious look, and Tang Seng and the other three all smiled and nodded, as if there was no objection , She was suddenly speechless.

"I don't think so, it's just that there is no parent in the family, so it's all right to recruit one. I'm afraid the youngest daughter will find it ugly."

Widow Jia looked hesitant, but now he hesitated, but who is Zhu Bajie? This is wrong, as the saying goes, "Thick willow dustpan and thin willow bucket, no one in the world thinks men are ugly", how can we divide people by handsome and ugly."

Zhu Bajie's shameless words immediately made Widow Jia speechless, so she turned her head and introduced to her three beautiful daughters.

"This is the eldest daughter named Zhenzhen, 20 years old this year, the second daughter named Aiai, this year, the third youngest daughter named Lian Lian, 16 years old this year."

After introducing them one by one, Zhu Bajie was dumbfounded, and each of the three daughters shyly covered their faces with Luo fans, and each face was hot and red with shyness, completely showing the shyness of mortal women to the fullest.

Seeing this scene, Tang Sanzang resisted the cold, put his palms together and pretended to have a benevolent smile, "Amitabha, the poor monk, master and disciple have worked hard all the way, and I hope the old Bodhisattva will prepare some vegetarian food."

After Tang Sanzang's words fell, Sun Wukong on the side seemed to be used to it, and took out a silver coin from his bosom with a smile, and said with a smile: "Old Bodhisattva, don't worry, our master is not that poor and begging for alms. The thief monk, this silver is the meal money, I also ask the old Bodhisattva to prepare more dry food, I will leave tomorrow."

Good guy, the monk pays for his meals, he looks like he is not short of money, and even belittles the so-called almsgiving in Western Buddhism.

At this moment, Widow Jia and the three women cursed secretly in their hearts. This Tang Sanzang was still greatly influenced by Mahayana Buddhism in Datang. The best place to spread Buddhism.

I don't know how many mortal monks want to enter the Dongsheng Divine Continent from here, and even when many mortal monks in the Dongsheng Divine Continent come down to contact, they almost always use the land of the Tang Dynasty as the basis.

Fortunately, however, the impact was not too great, and a mere small detail was irrelevant, as long as Tang Sanzang could obtain the scriptures and spread them back.

"Okay, elders, wait a moment."

Widow Jia watched Sun Houzi put the money on the table in a ostentatious manner, and he could only pretend to smile and nod in agreement.

"True, Aiai, Lianlian, you three girls, hurry down and prepare a vegetarian meal for the elders."

"Yes, mother." The three shy daughters, who were as beautiful as flowers and jade, went down shyly in small steps with their heads lowered, and Zhu Bajie stared straight at the three daughters with his eyes, and the corners of his mouth were even more so. A little bit of saliva flowed out, and I was already dumbfounded.

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