Red Cloud: Establishing Mahayana Buddhism as a Holy Spirit

In the living room, the table is full of sumptuous vegetarian meals. Tang Sanzang and Sha Wujing are eating hot food, while Monkey King is half squatting on the stool, holding a pair of tachyons to pick and choose, saying that it is a meal , it's better to say it's taste.

Zhu Bajie, who used to be the most edible in the past, now looks absent-minded, and he is not even active in eating, which was the most active in the past.

Seeing this scene, Tang Sanzang smiled, "Bajie, you'd better eat something quickly, don't starve and lose weight."

"Haha, Master really knows how to make fun of people. How can this idiot be hungry and thin?" Sun Wukong on the side had already put down his jokes and covered his mouth and laughed, but Zhu Bajie waved his hands impatiently after seeing this: "Go, you Bi Mawen, who suffered from the plague, knows what it feels like to hold a pair of jade arms in his arms and ecstasy at night."

Good guy, such blunt words spit out directly from Zhu Bajie's mouth, it really fulfills the saying that a dog's mouth can't spit out ivory.

Tang Sanzang smiled and shook his head, while Sha Wujing lowered his head and looked like a cook, but Sun Wukong didn't get angry, instead he laughed and said, "Yes, the old grandson doesn't understand this woman, only you idiot understands, haha."

Although he didn't see anything with his golden eyes, he still felt the familiar Buddha's light at such a close distance, so Monkey King sneered all over his face because he wanted to wait here to watch the show.

After eating and drinking, the four masters and apprentices had to go back to the wing room to rest. After all, they paid for the room and board today, so they naturally felt at ease.

"Master, you guys go to rest first, the old pig is going to let the horses go, we can't just eat, and Xiao Bailong is so hungry."

Good guy, it's the first time that Zhu Bajie acted so positively, Sun Wukong laughed and teased directly, Sha Wujing was still silent and looked like an obedient tool man, but Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes at this time, nodded with a smile and said: "Okay, Bajie, please slow down."

After finishing speaking, Tang Sanzang turned his head to look at Sun Wukong and said with a smile: "Oh Wukong, if this Bajie has this idea of ​​marrying into a family, as a teacher and his master, he can't lose face. As the saying goes, a son-in-law is not as good as a dog, Bajie Now that you have called me Master, the poor monk is now Bajie's parent, and this important event in life cannot be neglected."

While talking, Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong rushed towards the wing room, and Sha Wujing turned into an honest person and started to pack dry food. After all, they gave extra money at the beginning, and they wanted the other party to prepare some dry food.

At this time, on the way to the wing, Sun Wukong scratched his ears and laughed, "Master, what do you mean?"

I saw Tang Sanzang nodded with a dignified look and said: "Since Bajie wants to marry in the local area, how can he be disrespectful as a teacher and let Bajie be despised by others after a few days? Go to Huaguo Mountain, Wukong, and get some spiritual fruits that are not available in the world as dowry gifts, and..."

Tang Sanzang whispered in Sun Wukong's ear, and Sun Wukong listened well at first, but after hearing something, his eyes widened.

"Master, this!"

Seeing the monkey's shock, Tang Sanzang shook his head and sighed, "This family is rich, if it is ordinary gold, silver, silk and brocade in the world, I'm afraid it won't catch your eyes."

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"Bajie used to be the commander-in-chief of the canopy in the Heavenly Court, and you, Wukong, are countless friends in the Heavenly Court. As a teacher, I just want you to go to the Heavenly Court to beg for a gourd of immortal wine. At that time, Bajie will also have honor as the son-in-law who is married. , I can hold my head up from now on."

Good guy, Tang Sanzang's appearance is completely planning for his own apprentice, and it's completely ordinary people who feel sorry for his son going to someone else's family to be a son-in-law and suffer. This is a dowry for dowry.

But there was a strange smile in Sun Wukong's eyes. If he hadn't heard the second half of the sentence, he would have believed it, but at this time he nodded with a smile on his face.

"Master, don't worry, my disciple can go to that court in just a cup of tea. Master, just wait a moment."

The moment after finishing speaking, Monkey King suddenly made a somersault and flew towards the dark night sky. When he rushed out of the surveillance range of the sky gods, Monkey King showed a mocking smile on his face, and an inconspicuous golden monkey hair turned into a Liu Guang flew towards the west.

South Gate.

A stream of light flashed by, and the four heavenly kings all smiled and looked at the stream of light coming from a distance, and said with a smile, "Where is the great sage going?"

Sun Wukong appeared outside the Nantian Gate, looking at the Four Heavenly Kings. At this time, he was no longer the existence who knew nothing about the heights of the sky and the earth. Looking at the Four Heavenly Kings, he smiled.

"Four Heavenly Kings, you don't know anything. My old Sun Baona Tang Sanzang went to the West to learn scriptures. When the four of us, master and apprentice, passed by a house, we met a widow's house. Isn't this Bajie wanting to recruit a son-in-law? My Master is also worried about losing face, and Bajie will suffer, so he wants to spend more time on this dowry."

After hearing this, the four heavenly kings all showed strange smiles, Canopy, no!Zhu Bajie wants to be his son-in-law?Tang Sanzang, a Buddhist scripture learner, bought a dowry?

"Then I don't know how the Great Sage prepares this dowry?"

Mo Lihai, one of the four heavenly kings, asked curiously, and Sun Wukong cupped his hands with a smile all over his face and said, "It's not difficult. Although this mortal is not short of gold, silver, or silk brocade, my master ordered me to go to Huaguo. Pick some spiritual fruits that are not available in the mortal world, and then come to heaven to ask for an altar of immortal wine as a dowry."

After hearing this, the four heavenly kings all laughed loudly and said, "Okay, then we won't hinder the Great Sage. Now the Jade Emperor, Queen Mother and all the officials are in Yaochi, so the Great Sage can go by himself."

"So, thank you, thank you."

Sun Wukong laughed and jumped straight to the direction of the fairyland in the heavenly court
Yaochi.

"My old grandson pays homage to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother."

In Yaochi, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother took away the Haotian Mirror with a wave of their sleeves the moment the monkey came in, and Zhu Xingjun and the immortal officials also showed their eyes and nose, their noses, their hearts, and their hearts, hanging high , seem to be participating in politics in Yaochi.

After looking at the monkey that came in, the Jade Emperor suddenly smiled and said, "You monkey, if you don't protect Tang Sanzang and go to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, what's the use of coming to my heaven?"

Looking at the Jade Emperor, Sun Wukong didn't show any fear at all, instead he said with a smile: "Don't mention it, it's not that Bajie wants to be the door-to-door son-in-law, my old grandson's master is too pedantic, he even pays attention to the door-to-door son-in-law in the mortal world for fear of losing money." In other words, I specially asked the old grandson to ask for a few dowries that he could offer."

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In an instant, all the stars and immortal officials in Yaochi smiled after hearing this. This is indeed a joke that has not been heard for thousands of years.

However, the Jade Emperor was also happy to see this acting with Sun Wukong, so he couldn't help but put on a majestic and reproachful look, and shook his head directly: "You monkey head, your master prepares the dowry for his apprentice, just prepare it, come to my heaven what?"

After hearing this, Sun Wukong immediately played a rogue, and said with a smile: "As the saying goes, this natal family, how can a married woman's natal family not pay a dowry."

"Bajie used to be the canopy marshal of the Heavenly Court. This Heavenly Court is her mother's family. In this mortal world, daughters have to accompany her dowry when she gets married. As a mother's family, this Heavenly Court can't help but watch her daughter get married naked?"

Speaking of this, Monkey King pinched his waist even more, looked at the Jade Emperor and said: "If this is spread, it will not be a joke, it will not fall into the heaven, and the Jade Emperor will not save your face."

After listening to the unreasonable words, all the immortal families in the Yaochi burst into laughter, and the Jade Emperor laughed out loud, shaking his head and stroking his long beard and laughing: "Okay, you are a rascal with a monkey head, then What kind of dowry are you going to ask me to prepare?"

When Sun Wukong saw this, he immediately smiled, cupped his hands and said: "The family that Bajie is looking for is also a wealthy family in the mortal world, and he doesn't worry about gold, silver, or silk brocades, so he wants to come to heaven to ask for a pot of fairy wine, and my grandson will go there again." Huaguo Mountain picks some spirit fruits and fairy peaches that have aura, so as to show the strength of my mother's family, so that Bajie will not be looked down upon when he becomes a door-to-door son-in-law in the future."

"Haha, okay, you monkey, I'll just let you say that you are right."

The Jade Emperor was so confused by this scene that he shook his head and waved his hands and said, "Come here, hurry up and get a pot of imperial wine to bestow on this monkey head, so that this monkey will not chew people's tongue behind your back in the future."

All the immortals in the Heavenly Court suppressed their smiles one by one, they were just watching a joke, a farce.

"Thank you, thank you Jade Emperor."

Monkey King cupped his hands with a smile all over his face, but the moment he lowered his head, he secretly sensed it with his soul, and the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother raised their eyebrows in an instant, and calmed down calmly.

It was empty, and I didn't feel anything, but Sun Wukong's face was full of laughter, but his heart was overwhelmed. He is not the stupid monkey 500 years ago.

If he is strong, he should sense it, but now he can't sense anything. Doesn't this prove that the gap is too big?

really!The water in this heaven is probably very deep.

The smile on Sun Wukong's face didn't show his flaws in the slightest. Almost no one noticed that he secretly tested the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother just now. After all, this is the heaven.

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother looked at the monkey meaningfully, and Sun Wukong shrank his neck obediently. Only then did he know the fear.

Tathagata Buddha can feel the infinite magic power, but now he can't feel anything from the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother. If he didn't see it with his own eyes, he wouldn't believe that there was someone in front of him. This shows that the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are far stronger. Super Tathagata Buddha!
After Sun Wukong thought about it secretly and came to this conclusion, he was shocked in his heart, and then raised his head to see the casual and peaceful smile of the Jade Emperor, and the indifferent look of the Queen Mother of Yaochi, with an embarrassing smile on his face.

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Seeing the imperial wine served on a jade plate by the maid from Yaochi, Monkey King cupped his hands anxiously and said with a smile: "Thank you, Your Majesty, and thank you, Queen Mother."

He was not stupid at this moment, he made it clear that he was just like a monkey in the mortal world back then, when he played monkeys to others, he was that monkey, but the people who played tricks on him behind his back were hidden in the dark. The sky is full of gods and Buddhas.

Suppressing the anger and unwillingness in his heart, Sun Wukong held a pot of imperial wine in his arms with a playful smile, nodded directly and said: "Thank you, thank you Jade Emperor, and the old grandson will take his leave, take his leave."

"You monkey, go quickly."

After the words of the Jade Emperor, Sun Wukong walked out of the fairyland with a smile on his face as if he was being amnesty, and then a somersaulting cloud turned into a stream of light and rushed towards the mortal world.

mortal world.

When he was lying in the wing room about to fall asleep, the door suddenly rang, and Sha Wujing, who had packed his luggage, looked up, then turned to Tang Sanzang, who was about to rest, and said respectfully with folded hands: "Master, senior brother is back. .”

I saw Monkey King with a hippie smile all over his face, bouncing into the house with a peach branch on his shoulders.

Tang Sanzang looked at the peaches on the branch of the peach tree on Sun Wukong's shoulder. They were full of pink, not to mention the flashes of spiritual light, and each fairy peach was as big as a plate, requiring two hands to eat.

After seeing this fairy peach, Tang Sanzang immediately showed a satisfied smile and nodded lightly, "Wukong is good, although this fairy peach cannot be compared with the flat peach in the heaven, but it is also a fairy peach from the holy land of the fairy family. But it is not a problem to wash the essence and cut the marrow to prolong life.”

"Hee hee, Master still has this."

Seeing that Sun Wukong took out the exquisite wine pot hidden in his arms like offering a treasure, and there was a strong and elusive fragrance of wine wafting out, Tang Sanzang suddenly showed a suspicious look.

Monkey King scratched his head and smiled, and slowly took out another wine bag from his arms, "Master, not much, just this."

Although there was very little wine in the wine bag, Tang Sanzang did not show any dissatisfaction when he saw this, instead he nodded with a smile and said, "That's right, Wukong did a good job."

Ming Ming court gave a pot of imperial wine, but at this time the imperial wine was full, instead there was a wine pouch containing one-third of the imperial wine in Monkey King's arms, Tang Sanzang took it in his hand with a smile.

"Wujing, are you ready for what my teacher told you to do?"

"Master, everything is ready." Sha Wujing respectfully took out three pure white jade fruit plates from the luggage, and Tang Sanzang nodded in satisfaction after seeing this scene.

After that, he personally picked the fairy peaches that Sun Wukong had brought from Huaguo Mountain. The huge and plump peaches were picked and placed neatly on the jade plate.

After placing three fruit bowls, Tang Sanzang showed a satisfied smile. After seeing that there were more than a dozen fairy peaches on the peach tree branch, he immediately said with a smile on his face: "Ba Jie has been out to keep horses for such a long time. I must have gone to look for the old lady, Wukong, Wujing, you two took the fairy peach and heavenly wine to give to Bajie and this family."

"Since Bajie wants to be the door-to-door son-in-law, we can't lose face. Let Bajie be underestimated in the future. We must tell them that these are Xiantao and Xianniang."

"Yes, Master." Sha Wujing nodded respectfully, holding the jade plate with both hands, while Monkey King had a playful smile on his face.

"By the way, go and come back quickly, I have something important to tell you as a teacher."

Seeing Tang Sanzang's instructions before the two apprentices left, Sun Wukong laughed and said, "Okay, master, please wait for a while, and I will go back with Junior Brother Sha."

At this time, all the immortals in the Heavenly Court were looking at Zhu Bajie, so they didn't notice Tang Sanzang's situation here. Even if they found out, no one noticed anything, but everyone was watching the show.

Red Cloud: Establishing Mahayana Buddhism as a Holy Spirit