Red Cloud: Establishing Mahayana Buddhism as a Holy Spirit

Yaochi.

The queen mother, who used to be serious and elegant in the past, looked at the Jade Emperor strangely at this time, and there were all the immortals standing on the left and right sides. Her fairyland used to be very deserted, but recently it has become lively again and again.

"Ouch, I have a headache."

The Jade Emperor was still pretending to be drunk, and all the immortals lowered their heads, but the shoulders shrugged, and the faces of the lowered immortals showed smiles.

This time Western Buddhism can be described as a big joke, and Manjusri, Samantabhadra, and Lingji were all people who explained the teachings. Naturally, these countless disciples who intercepted the teachings were happy to watch the joke, and even the disciples who explained the teachings Everyone sneered secretly in their hearts, they deserved it.

Not to mention the long-eared Huanxi Bodhisattva, when he betrayed his sect in battle, all the disciples of Jiejiao gritted their teeth with hatred, now they have already thought about this matter, and they must spread it to the world.

Even many Xingjun secretly figured out that the mortals in the lower realms are just like this, and they can just give dreams to the people in the lower realms. By the way, let the city emperors and lands in the lower realms spread this story, and we must let the three realms know about Western Buddhism. The matter of the four great bodhisattvas giving birth, tsk tsk, how epic.

"His Majesty."

At this moment, Taibai Jinxing came from the outside with square steps, and attracted the attention of all the immortals for a while, even the Jade Emperor, who pretended to be drunk and had a headache, opened one eye and walked towards Yaochi The Taibaijinxing.

"Your Majesty, the Tathagata Buddha has already taken away the four Western Bodhisattvas, uh! There are still four Buddha disciples."

The old man Taibai Jinxing was listless, panting while speaking, and at this moment, all the immortals had already figured out how to spread this matter to the Three Realms.

"Tianpeng, is it time for you to go down to Baona Tang Sanzang and go to the West to learn scriptures?"

The Jade Emperor directly changed the topic, and said to Zhu Bajie who was hiding in the crowd but was very conspicuous. At this time, all the officials cast their eyes one after another, and everyone's eyes were full of jokes for a while.

At this time, Zhu Bajie looked directly at the Taishang Laojun with a pitiful and aggrieved appearance, as if to say, this matter has become a big deal, and the advantage has been taken and it has caused a lot of trouble, so it is possible that you really don't want to ignore it.

At this time, Taishang Laojun shook his head helplessly and smiled wryly, holding the whisk in his hand and said softly: "Don't worry, this matter is all caused by Western Buddhism, and has nothing to do with you."

One sentence directly clarifies everything, and this matter is over, Western Buddhism will never dare to talk about it, and Zhu Bajie's face turned green, and Baba said: "I dare not do it on the surface, because I am afraid that I will give the old pig a secret." Wear small shoes."

I have to say that Zhu Bajie was quite clever and thought of everything directly. After seeing this, the Jade Emperor laughed happily and said: "Don't worry, Tianpeng, you can go to Baona Tang Sanzang to learn scriptures in the West. The old gentleman in the palace of Tushita still lacks a messenger to lead the cows and feed the grass."

Just when all the immortals were teasing and laughing, a familiar voice sounded outside Yaochi again, and everyone was stunned.

"Haha, as soon as my grandson went to heaven, I heard that my junior brother, Bajie, had grown up the bellies of the four Western Bodhisattvas, and gave birth to four fat babies. Haha, quickly let my grandson see my Junior brother, how did you have such a great ability?"

...

I saw Monkey King jumping in from the outside, and the moment he came in, he saw the wronged Zhu Bajie, and immediately patted his thighs and hands with great joy.

"Haha, idiot, tell me quickly how you got the stomachs of the four great Western Bodhisattvas, and whether those four fat nephews are as handsome as you, Bajie."

When he said this, Sun Wukong covered his mouth and laughed, and all the immortals in Yaochi were so teased that they couldn't help laughing anymore. Even the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother bowed their heads and shoulders and shrugged. A shrug.

"You Bi Mawen, who has suffered from the plague, don't talk nonsense. It's only been a few days. How can an old pig have such abilities."

At this time, seeing the monkey walking in and talking nonsense, Zhu Bajie started yelling immediately, but Monkey King stepped forward and held Zhu Bajie's ear, and under the other party's painful screams, he laughed and cursed directly.

"Okay you idiot, as the saying goes, one day in the sky and one year in the earth, after you go to heaven, my old grandson will accompany the master to wait for you in the lower realm, this manor is sold, but you still haven't come back, the master let the old grandson go to heaven come and see."

"It's okay if you don't come. Only when I went to heaven, my grandson knew that you, an idiot, actually made the stomachs of the four bodhisattvas in the west bigger, and even gave birth to four little piggies for you. Let’s talk about it, after all, the old grandson is also an uncle, so he should see the four fat nephews.”

Good guy, this Sun Wukong was really outspoken, and he played a joke directly, which immediately made all the gods cover their mouths and laugh, and Zhu Bajie became even more angry with embarrassment: "You Bi Mawen, who has been plagued by the plague, what nonsense are you talking about? Bodhisattvas are all men, and Lao Zhu is also a good man, how could Lao Zhu do it."

Sun Wukong also seized the opportunity, scratched his head and scolded with a smile: "Okay, okay, it doesn't matter if you don't recognize it, but it's spread all over the heavens, and I heard about it as soon as my grandson went to heaven. You really have skills, you idiot. After seeing the Bodhisattva of the West, I can straighten my back, but should I call my younger brother or sister or what?"

In an instant, there was a burst of laughter in the heavenly court, and Nezha covered his belly and almost burst into tears. He laughed and said, "It's very, very, canopy. When I see you in the future, should I call you brother and sister pig, or pig?" Madame, haha."

"Monkey, as an uncle, you have to prepare a greeting gift."

Others may be afraid of something, but Nezha, the little demon king of the world, is not afraid of Western Buddhism. He just burst into laughter and laughed along with the monkey.

"Your Majesty, you have to make the decision for my old pig. The old pig really didn't do anything. The old pig doesn't know anything. It's a big wrong."

At this moment, Zhu Bajie thumped and sat on the ground and whimpered, and began to talk, if this group of people really talked about it, the rumors would spread throughout the Three Realms, and he would inevitably be put on little shoes in the future.

And Sun Wukong didn’t bother to cover his mouth, looked at Nezha with a smile and said: “Third Prince, I heard that the four Bodhisattvas in the West gave birth in the Lingxiao Palace, tsk tsk, hehe, I just want to Do you know how this big man was born?"

One sentence made Nezha laugh out loud and said, "Then you have to ask your junior brother, Tianpeng."

Under a farce, the Jade Emperor suppressed a cough with a smile after watching it intensified. All the immortals immediately lowered their heads, but the smiles in the corners of their eyes still could not be concealed. It can be said that they lived for tens of thousands of years. Encounter this thing.

...

"Okay, there are many opportunities in the heavenly court, and the immortals have to run the heaven and the earth. Canopy, you should go down to earth with Wukong to protect Tang Sanzang and go to the west to learn scriptures."

With a single word, the Jade Emperor decided that the Heavenly Court should be finished, and Nezha clasped his fists and said with a smile on his face, "Your Majesty, there happened to be a demon king in Dongsheng Buzhou, and Nezha asked the lower realm to get rid of the demons. "

Shit!Where did the lawless demon king come from Dongsheng Shenzhou? It is clear that you took the opportunity to want the West to spread this western farce, but the Jade Emperor nodded solemnly.

"Alright, if all the gods in the heavenly realm were like you, Nezha, then the three realms would have already been at peace."

As soon as the monarch and ministers sang together, all the immortals below secretly laughed. It seemed that the Jade Emperor was also narrow-minded, and he made it clear that he wanted to ridicule Western Buddhism.

"What are you doing standing still, you idiot? Master has been waiting for you at the same place for almost half a month."

"You plague-stricken monkey, the old pig will go away by itself."

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie walked outside after arguing, while the rest of the Xingjun Xianguan also smiled and asked for instructions to go down to the realm or leave, ready to spread the joke.

Nether.

At this time, Tang Sanzang and Sha Wujing were still laying a floor in a gazebo. It was obvious that the manor was sold, and now they had no place to live, but they also got a lot of money in exchange.

Although almost half a month had passed, Sha Wujing was still staring blankly at the heavy silver in the luggage at this time, and his master seemed to be a little bit!how to say.

You say it’s unreliable, but with so much money, their masters and apprentices have hardly suffered in the mortal world. Wine and meat are definitely not bad in the mortal world, and I have never eaten the so-called leftovers from alms.

You said it was reliable, this!After his master took them to search the manor, he asked them to go to a nearby market to sell the unused brocade and satin and the manor.

"Wujing, have you packed your luggage?"

After hearing his master's call suddenly, Sha Wujing hurriedly raised his head to see his master's stretched waist in the gazebo, and he hummed honestly: "Master, don't worry, all the money and valuables have been taken away. "

Speaking of this, Sha Wujing even patted two luggage bamboo baskets, which were heavy gold and silver, the bottom was the gold brought out neatly from the Tang Dynasty, and the top was silver, neatly arranged layer by layer , and broken silver.

"Wujing, in the future, whenever we use money, you have to keep a good account book. After all, it is a long way to the west. Although we are not short of money, no one knows how long it will be. There is an old saying in the world, you can't eat If you are poor, you will never be poor if you can’t figure it out, you have to remember Wujing.”

"By the way, especially your second senior brother, if you want to get money from you, you must get the consent of the teacher. Otherwise, the teacher doesn't want to walk halfway and the money is gone. I'm afraid we will have to beg along the way. , eating leftovers every day.”

Tang Sanzang said in a casual manner, Sha Wujing nodded respectfully and said: "Master, don't worry, if there is nothing wrong with the account book, I will check it once, and there will be no mistakes."

...

At this moment, Sha Wujing was speechless, his master didn't look like a monk, he was simply a traveling businessman who calculated everything.

But there is a saying that my master said is reasonable, if they really have no money, they can only beg along the road for alms, and then there will be leftovers, he doesn't want to eat these.

"Master, Master, Bajie and I are back."

At this moment, there was a burst of joyful laughter from the sky, and Monkey King was seen pinching Zhu Bajie's ear and descending directly from the sky.

The moment it fell, Zhu Bajie yelled in pain, and finally shook off the monkey pinching his ears, only to see him covering his red ears in distress, while Monkey King laughed and jumped into the gazebo regardless. .

"Hee hee, master, you don't know how powerful our Bajie is. After being in heaven, even though the dowry was not returned, we got four big fat nephews for our grandson, and four for you, master." Big fat disciple."

Sun Wukong patted his thigh and laughed loudly, Tang Sanzang was stunned, even Sha Wujing smeared his eyes and said: "Brother, what are you talking about?"

Looking at the blankness of his master and Junior Brother Sha, Sun Wukong patted his thigh with a big laugh, tears came out of his eyes, and he started to explain.

……

After a long while, after Sun Wukong finished explaining, Sha Wujing's eyes widened and his mouth opened wide in disbelief, while Tang Sanzang was stunned.

"Wukong, do you mean that Widow Jia and her three daughters are the four Bodhisattvas of the Western Paradise? Bajie also made the bellies of the four Bodhisattvas big, and gave birth to four Buddha children in the Lingxiao Palace?"

Tang Sanzang was stunned at this moment, and looked at Sun Wukong in disbelief and asked, while the monkey was out of breath laughing, and patted his thigh laughingly.

"Extremely, it is the principle you understand, master, and it is this idiot who did it. Master, we are not at a loss. The mere dowry gave the old grandson four big fat nephews. Haha, I paid back four for the master. A disciple, Master, you old man, do you think it's worth it?"

Under Sun Wukong's joking teasing, Zhu Bajie outside blushed aggrievedly, and buzzed: "Go, you plague-stricken monkey talking nonsense."

Then Zhu Bajie looked at his master even more aggrieved, "Master, you old man has to make the decision for the disciples. That day, they themselves had a big belly, but they still wanted to find Lao Zhu to take over. Not to mention the fact that I didn’t reap any benefits, and even accompanied the master’s dowry, and ended up causing a whole lot of trouble.”

Tang Sanzang was numb at this moment, looking at Zhu Bajie in front of him and the monkey who kept laughing beside him, he was completely stupefied at this moment.

But after thinking about it, he murmured inwardly for a moment, that being able to give birth in front of so many people in the Lingxiao Palace, it seems that the Heavenly Court took the opportunity to beat the dog in the water and pit Western Buddhism.

That's right, at this time Tang Sanzang doubted the Heavenly Court, after all, this was a great opportunity.

but!At this moment, Tang Sanzang looked at his fat-headed and big-eared apprentice Zhu Bajie strangely, and finally said quietly: "Bajie, hello, it's really great."

At this moment he didn't know what to say, this time there might be something really big going on, no wonder Bajie didn't dare to come down, it seemed that he was also afraid of Xitian's revenge.

But now that it's down, it seems that this matter has come to an end, Bajie should have been saved.

"Let's go, let's pack up and hit the road."

The corners of Tang Sanzang's mouth curled up slowly, and he couldn't help showing a smile. This time it was really interesting, but he didn't know who did it. You must know that they were the one who administered the medicine, but the one who can capture the four Bodhisattvas is definitely powerful.

West Tianling Mountain.

At this time, Chang Er Huan Xi Bodhisattva, Manjusri, Samantabhadra, and Lingji Xitian four Bodhisattvas looked pale and aggrieved at the sleeping child in front of them.

At this time, Duobao Tathagata, who was sitting on the ninth-grade golden lotus, was also looking at the four flesh and blood dolls with the blood of the four Western Bodhisattvas with a headache. He was also stunned by this whole thing.

Finally, the Tathagata Buddha let out a long sigh, and said helplessly: "Okay, this child has been born, and it is indeed your flesh and blood.

These four children are not only the flesh and blood of the Four Great Bodhisattvas, but also absorbed a lot of their blood and soul, so it can be said that they are also rare soul children.

But now that they have been born and turned into human beings, if they devour them again, they will not regain much vitality. On the contrary, these four children have divided a lot of their luck, and now they can only bite their teeth and swallow them in their stomachs.

The last four bodhisattvas with ugly faces could only take the four dolls back and adopt them as boys first, and then hide them firmly in the dojo, absolutely not letting each other go out of the door, so as not to be mentioned again.