Red Cloud: Establishing Mahayana Buddhism as a Holy Spirit

Just when Tang Sanzang thought that the difficulty of the Four Sages testing the Zen mind was over, he didn't know that it had exceeded his imagination, and it was beyond the scope of control.

Just when Tang Sanzang took Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing to search the deserted manor, and the next day they were looking for someone to sell it for a good price, the canopy followed the four heavenly kings to the heaven.

Lingxiao Palace.

"Tianpeng, I heard that your master Tang Sanzang said that you were going to be the son-in-law, and even asked for a pot of fairy wine for you. Why are you so embarrassed? Why don't you prepare your own marriage in the lower realm? How did you come to my heaven?"

At this time, all the immortal families in the hall stood in an orderly manner, and everyone maintained a majestic scene, but the majesty in everyone's eyes disappeared instantly after the Jade Emperor's words, and there were only pairs of playful eyes.

The Haotian Jade Emperor, who was sitting upright, smiled all over his face, pretending to be puzzled and asking, as if to say that you are not busy with your own, what is the use of being the son-in-law who comes to heaven.

Seeing the Jade Emperor and countless immortal families, Zhu Bajie had no sense of shame at all, instead he showed a grievance and cried directly: "Your Majesty, you have to make decisions for my old pig."

"The current demons and goblins in the lower realm are too presumptuous. Even with their big bellies, they still want to take over from Hu Nong Lao Zhu. Isn't this a deception? There are no such monsters."

Speaking of this, Zhu Bajie even wiped away the tears that were not in the corner of his eyes aggrievedly, and said: "As the saying goes, your Jade Emperor is the Jade Emperor who is in charge of the order of the Three Realms. After all, the old pig is also the former Marshal of the Canopy, the monster of the lower realm. You are so presumptuous, isn't this looking down on Your Majesty?"

"I also ask Your Majesty to quickly dispatch one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals to destroy this demon."

Zhu Bajie's words immediately provoked roars of laughter in Lingxiao Palace, and the Haotian Jade Emperor was even more annoyed by the other party's shameless way of hobbing meat, pointing at the other party in a bad mood: "Okay, you Zhu Bajie! , you also know that you used to be the canopy marshal of my heavenly court, so it’s possible that you don’t know that now you are enlightened by that Western Bodhisattva.”

"If you don't go to the Western Lingshan to find the Tathagata Buddha, it's your fault to come to my heavenly court to play tricks."

At the scene of this drama, a gust of wind from the mortal world suddenly blew directly to the Nantianmen, and the four figures screamed, and under the shocked eyes of countless gods, they were blown directly to the Lingxiao Palace.

At this moment, the Jade Emperor and all the immortals in the hall were stunned, Zhu Bajie stared wide-eyed, and flax grabbed him.

I saw four figures were blown directly into the Lingxiao Palace by the strong wind, and they fell down with a scream. It was the pregnant Widow Jia and the three daughters.

Seeing this scene, Zhu Bajie reacted relatively quickly, and immediately cried loudly and shouted: "God damn it, it's them, this old woman is my liar mother, and these three women are fooling old pigs to hit the sky!" Marriage loses money."

"Look, all the immortals, look at each of these three girls with a big belly, even the old lady has a big belly, isn't this bullying an honest person like Lao Zhu? Even if you jump into the Yellow River, you won't be able to cleanse yourself."

Zhu Bajie's loud voice was so loud that it echoed throughout the entire Lingxiao Hall, even the heavenly generals outside could hear it clearly. …

At this time, after the widow Jia and the three daughters landed, their faces were filled with fear, and what was even more strange was that the transformation technique on them began to fade away. This scene was really caught off guard, and even the Jade Emperor was stunned, this!Where is the trouble in Western Buddhism?

Widow Jia revealed her true face, she was the long-eared Huanxi Bodhisattva of Western Buddhism, and the so-called three women of Zhenzhen, Aiai, and Lianlian were the three Bodhisattvas of Manjusri, Samantabhadra and Lingji.

Good guys, all men, but at this moment all of them have big bellies. When they appear in the heavenly court, the faces of the four of them are burning hot, and they wish to find a seam in the ground and get in directly.

"Ouch! God damn it, this liar has turned into a Bodhisattva again, vomit! Your majesty, you have to make decisions for the old pig, vomit!"

Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes, and immediately sat down on the ground like that shrew playing a rogue, crying loudly.

From this point of view, I have to say that Zhu Bajie is cunning, and now he is trying to cover it up by saying that he doesn't know the identity of the Bodhisattva, and that this Bodhisattva is fake, which can be regarded as deception, but this bout of retching is a bit too much.

Zhu Bajie said that you are fake, but the disgusting and retching scene immediately caused countless immortals to grin and smile, but the depths of Jade Emperor's eyes were full of dignity.

Ordinary immortals couldn't feel the gust of wind just now, but he definitely felt it, and it came directly to his Lingxiao Palace without the slightest notice.

and!At this time, the Haotian Jade Emperor narrowed his eyes. The wind seemed to be blowing from the daughter country of Xiliang on the way to learn scriptures from the west, so this is interesting.

This pregnancy can be aborted. If you use magic power to force an abortion, you will lose your vitality, and this birth spring is the most perfect place.

"Ouch, damn it."

"Oh, no, I'm about to give birth."

At this time, Huanxi Bodhisattva, Manjusri, Puxian, and Lingji were sweating profusely, and their magic power had been imprisoned. What made them even more angry and panicky was that the dolls in their stomachs were almost fully formed. This Bodhisattva gave birth to a son, and it was a boy!
This is going to make fun of the Three Realms.

"Your Majesty, you have to be the master of the old pig. How can there be such a thing in this world? The old pig doesn't have high demands. They don't care about cheating the old pig to take over the offer, but the 9000-year-old flat peach can't just be ignored. "

At this time, Zhu Bajie jumped forward and directly grabbed the legs of the Long-eared Huanxi Bodhisattva, as if I have fallen for you.

This scene gave the Jade Emperor quite a headache. If you admit that these four people are Bodhisattvas from the Western Lingshan, this is not a blatant slap in the face of Western Buddhism. If you don’t admit it, this is not talking nonsense!
Just when he was in a dilemma, Zhu Bajie was obviously using the cover that these four Bodhisattvas dared not admit, and to put it bluntly, he was blackmailing people.

A mere dozen of ordinary rotten peaches in Huaguo Mountain turned into 9000-year-old flat peaches in the mouth of Zhu Bajie.

"That canopy, this matter needs to be investigated carefully." …

The Jade Emperor shook his head and sighed, it's okay, now he doesn't want to embarrass Western Buddhism, so he can only scan the eyes of the immortals, and all the immortals with names, surnames, and abilities lowered their heads one after another, with an absolute look at their eyes, nose, nose, and heart. The appearance of not blending.

At this time, the Haotian Jade Emperor also supported his forehead with quite a headache, and then sighed: "Everyone, is there someone who is willing to be the investigator!"

When he said this, the Jade Emperor also paused for a moment, seeing Zhu Bajie playing a rascal with his throat, he said helplessly: "But someone is willing to investigate this fraudulent marriage, no! The fraudulent dowry."

Good guy, Haotian Jade Emperor felt weird after saying this. The Jade Emperor, the lord of the heavenly courts of the three realms, should be involved in such a marriage in the mortal world today. Once he was cheated of dowry, at this moment he murmured secretly, if Di Jun and Donghuang Taiyi found out, would he jump out of anger.

After Zhu Bajie saw the scene of the Jade Emperor, he immediately forced out a few tears, and said, "Your Majesty, it must be you, and you must get back this dowry for the old pig."

Although it is embarrassing, compared with the 9000-year-old Pantao, he has made a lot of money if he can cheat one back, and he believes that these four Bodhisattvas absolutely want to block his mouth with this, which is the so-called hush money.

Zhu Bajie groaned secretly in his heart, let you cheat old pigs, this time it is considered interest.

However, just when the Jade Emperor was about to turn this matter into a mess, suddenly the Buddha's radiance in the Lingxiao Palace was brilliant, everyone was dumbfounded instantly, Zhu Bajie's eyes widened, and his heart began to bleed.

The Jade Emperor, who was about to do the lake painting account, twitched at the corner of his mouth at this time, looked at the stunned immortals speechlessly, and raised his hand feebly: "Quickly go and call the Buddha of Western Ultimate Bliss."

Under the brilliance of the Buddha, accompanied by howling and screaming in horror and pain, there was the first scene in the history of the Three Realms that a child was born in the Palace of the High Heaven.

The long-eared Huanxi Bodhisattva stared wide-eyed, watching that a child shining with Buddha's light was suddenly born from his legs. At this moment, he stared wide-eyed, and finally screamed in despair: "No! How could it be so fast!"

The three Bodhisattvas, Manjusri, Puxian, and Lingji were also in a daze. Under the bleak voice of Chang Er Huanxi, they finally came to their senses. Although they were still very confused, they still felt it.

One-third of his blood essence and soul were directly drawn away, and under the flickering of Buddha's light, it came directly from between their legs, uh!

The only opening between the legs, uh!Born in the form of Buddha's light relics, it must be different from mortals after all, the golden relics shining directly through the clothes, under the eyes of everyone, in the Lingxiao Palace!It directly turned into four dolls shining with Buddha's light.

"Wow~Wow~"

In an instant, the Lingxiao Palace became the scene of a large-scale car accident. The Jade Emperor was stunned, and so were the immortals. Why did they give birth so soon?It seems that something is wrong with this scene.

However, the ear-piercing cries of the doll resounded through the Lingxiao Palace. The Xingjun and Immortal Officials, who are all omnipotent on weekdays, were at a loss for what to do. They were too caught off guard. This was the first time they encountered such a situation What's the matter? …

For a while, all the stars and immortal officials looked at the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor was also dumbfounded. This time, he really looked at Taibai Jinxing with flustered eyes.

Although it was the first time for Taibai Jinxing to encounter this, he was quick-witted after all. As a courtesan of the Three Realms, he just flicked his whisk, showed a worried look, stepped forward and said in a loud voice: "Your Majesty, the old minister has committed a crime. Ah, I got so drunk that I misremembered the time, and it's not even time for the court meeting, so hurry up and help your Majesty to go to Yaochi, the old minister will personally apologize to the empress."

Good guy, at the same time Taibai Jinxing said, he stepped forward to support the Jade Emperor. Although the Jade Emperor was also confused, he was still an old fritter for many years. He squinted his eyes and pretended to be drunk. Taibai Jinxing pretended to be drunk and said: "Taibai, I just said, I'm really still drinking this fairy wine in Yaochi, why suddenly it's time to go to court, help me to go to Yaochi quickly, I'm drunk, this fairy wine is too It's up."

Good guy, at this large-scale dumping scene, it's clear that I don't want to care about this bad thing, Nezha rolled his eyes at this moment, and suddenly shouted: "Taibai, help your majesty, and Nezha will go to drive the dragon chariot for your majesty." .”

Nezha was smart, and the others were not bad either. They all hurriedly lowered their heads and called out, "I am willing to escort Your Majesty."

Good guy, all the immortals in the Lingxiao Palace swarmed up one by one, and the Jade Emperor staggered and sat on the dragon chariot. As a result, all the heavenly courts came to escort the Jade Emperor except for the immortal officials on duty. Yaochi is here, and those who don’t know think that there is going to be a war of the three realms. Going from the Lingxiao Palace to Yaochi is like going from the east room to the west room in one’s own house. As a result, the battle is really mighty.

I am afraid that Di Jun and Donghuang Taiyi, the ancient lords of the Heavenly Court, did not enjoy this kind of treatment. It is really majestic to be escorted by so many immortal officials around their home.

And Zhu Bajie was also dumbfounded, you all have to leave, why is the old pig's dowry coming back?

Now that the four Bodhisattvas in the West are giving birth, under the soaring Buddha's light, who would dare to open their eyes and say that lies are false?Isn't this nonsense, and more importantly, it's none of my business, so why worry about it.

"Hey, Your Majesty, wait for the old pig. The old pig was also the canopy marshal who was in charge of Tianhe's [-] navy back then. This dragon chariot needs to pass Tianhe to go to Yaochi. The ground is slippery. The old pig came to drive the chariot for His Majesty. "

At this time, his identity was completely exposed, and it would be too much to hold on any longer. Zhu Bajie was so shrewd, he got up and ran towards the Jade Emperor's dragon chariot.

It's okay if you don't know, but now there are so many immortal officials in the Heavenly Court, they have to go through Tianhe to get from Lingxiao Palace to Yaochi?Isn't this nonsense, where is Tianhe?Where are Yaochi and Lingxiao Palace?These eight poles can't be hit, does this mean that you have to go around the heaven to go to Yaochi?

Obviously, you can reach Yaochi by going out, but you have to go to the Heavenly Court to go around, but never thought that all the immortals in the Heavenly Court are all blind, and they just open their mouths to talk nonsense.

"Tianpeng, what are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and drive your majesty's dragon chariot."

"That is, if you delay the time in Tianhe because of your negligence, it will be your fault."

Good guy, there is no one who is honest in heaven, and everyone is talking nonsense with their eyes open. …

In the blink of an eye, in the empty Lingxiao Palace, the four Bodhisattvas Huanxi, Manjusri, Puxian and Lingji, aggrieved, shamed and angry, almost wanted to die under various emotions. In the end, the long-eared Huanxi Bodhisattva looked ferociously. Looking at Xitian, he cried out in despair: "Buddha! Tathagata Buddha Senior Brother, come and save Junior Brother."

How desolate and desolate this wailing is, their mana has been sealed, and now after giving birth to the baby, they are as frail as a mortal, so they can only scream desolately.

Manjusri and Puxian were flushed with anger, and they looked at the crying child in disbelief. When they rolled their eyes, they collapsed and fainted. Lingji Bodhisattva watched his birth with dull eyes. The child next to him murmured at the corner of his mouth: "The Da Luo of the poor monk! The Da Luo of the poor monk!"

Having practiced Taoism for thousands of years, they finally achieved the Da Luo Realm. Although their mana was sealed at this time, they could clearly feel that their own Da Luo Realm fell because of the birth of a child.

At this moment, the four Bodhisattvas are aggrieved, as long as they have some magic power, even if they lose a little vitality, they will directly destroy the fleshy fetus with great magic power directly in their stomachs.

Jieyang Mountain.

At this time, a pair of indifferent eyes opened, looked at Tianting and said with a sneer: "This deity's territory is still so tyrannical, it's boring and crooked."

But a stunning figure from Xiliang Daughter Country looked at Jiutian, but covered her mouth and smiled lightly, with a playful look in the corner of her eyes.

Obviously, the four Bodhisattvas Huanxi, Manjusri, Puxian, and Lingji came to Jieyang Mountain to dissolve the fetus in their stomachs with the Luotai Spring, so as not to hurt any vitality.

The Falling Taiquan is like digestion, it doesn't affect anything, but without this, if the four Bodhisattvas have mana, they can directly use their own mana to force it, which is like an abortion, which will seriously damage their vitality.

But I didn’t know who it was. As a result, I gritted my teeth and wanted to have an abortion. I didn’t have a chance. I gave birth to a baby. It’s not much different from this abortion. Not to mention the serious damage to my vitality, I also gave birth to a living Buddha radiant dolls.