Xuanmen Xiaoguo Shi is divination again
Chapter 293 Kicked a nightpot
Chapter 293 Kicked a nightpot
Scared by Mu Xiuning's eyes, Mo Jingyao immediately dismissed the idea of fooling Mu Xici into letting her go to the palace for two days without incident, and hurriedly ran to the palace to see the scenery.
Seeing this, several people laughed on the spot for a while, and then quietly rushed to the front yard of the palace.
At that time Jin Wang Mo Jingqi just finished reading the last speech, Mo Junli saw his uncle from afar, his eyes drifted to his knee involuntarily.
It's okay, the patella doesn't look like it's broken.
Thinking about it, he really worked out.
That's good, when he came here today, he almost wanted to bring a pair of crutches or a wheelchair for his uncle.
The young man Gu Zi nodded, then cheerfully put aside the pile of weird thoughts in his head, and chatted with Mu Xiuning and the others.
After solving the problem of Mu Xiyin and Mo Qingyun, the mood of the few people was obviously very good, it was rare that they didn't toss about anything else for a whole day.
Even Mu Shiyan and her like, who had nothing to do and came here to make a fuss, were dismissed by them in a good-tempered manner.
The little princess even reminded her intimately that she seemed to have accidentally stepped on something, the idea that a large amount of color was splashed on the skirt of the light-colored cloud gauze was hard to describe.
The latter was grateful for this, and immediately turned pale, screamed, turned and ran.
"Tsk, young people are not mature enough, why are you so excited." Mo Wanyan smacked her lips, pretending to be old-fashioned, and slowly shook her head, "It's just a dirty skirt, it's not a big deal."
"By the way, what kind of stuff is on the hem of her skirt? It's a bit weird looking at the color."
"Also, didn't she feel it when it came across such a large thing?" The little princess frowned slightly, puzzled, "It's also miraculous."
"You have to ask Ah Ning about this." Mo Junli shrugged and poked his sister's forehead leisurely, "See what he kicked flying on the way back just now."
"As for why I don't feel it..." The boy said a thousand times, then meaningfully glanced at the little girl opposite, with a smile on his face, "I don't know."
"Hey, maybe that woman was too angry and left in a hurry, so she didn't notice." Mu Xici smiled dryly, rubbed her fingers with her head down, and quietly let go of the hand gesture on her palm.
She just caught a glimpse of her second brother who came back from Xiaojie kicking a ball on the ground, and the target was Mu Shiyan's skirt, she immediately picked up a trick that weakens the five senses, and then pinched it indiscriminately. Gathering a ball of evil spirit, he casually threw it on Mu Shiyan's head——
Other than that, she didn't do anything, really.
"But second brother, let's talk about it again, what exactly did you kick?" The little girl raised her hand and touched the tip of her nose, "It was far away just now, so I didn't see it clearly."
"Oh, I kicked a chamber pot flying." Mu Xiuning was expressionless, "But it seems to be a long time since that thing was thrown there, at least two days."
"The color is really weird."
"... Would you like to explain first why there is a chamber pot on the road to Prince Jin's Mansion." Mu Xici's small face suddenly twisted into a ball, and she suddenly felt that her hands were dirty.
"Also, is the thing in there just..."
"Isn't this thing normal? There's a sentry point for guards patrolling at night nearby." The red-robed boy raised his eyebrows, "I'm behind the tree, and I saw the folded simple tent."
"At the outpost, there were already these things left, and the preparation time for this year's Baifang Garden is extremely short."
"That's why the palace wants to arrange the tables and chairs needed for the garden on time, prepare tea and snacks, write out the invitations, and then temporarily move hundreds of potted flowers and arrange them properly. day."
There are quite a lot of rules in Baifang Garden, such as the distance between the tables and chairs, the style of snacks and tea, the size of the teapot, the type of rice paper used for writing invitations...
After all, this thing is run by the clan, and it must be in line with the royal style, and it must not be sloppy at all.
"Under that kind of situation, what latrine is there for you to go back and forth? Naturally, the man should find a nearby sentry point and use a spare chamber pot to make do with it."
"And that one happened to be placed between the bushes on both sides of the road, very concealed," Mu Xiuning spread his hands, "If I didn't recognize that place should be a sentry point, I really couldn't see it."
"It's normal to be left behind."
The chamber pot was concealed, and there was no abnormality at all at first glance. You have to observe carefully to find out the problem, and the home of Baifang Garden is the backyard garden, not the slightly remote path in the front yard.
When the subordinates in the mansion did their final inspection, they could easily pass it over.
——Time is so tight, who would lie down and carefully pull the small bushes?
...Thinking about it this way, it's quite tasty.
After hearing this, Qiqi fell into silence, stopped drinking the tea in hand, and stopped nibbling the snacks brought to his lips. Now, they just want to work together to strangle Mu Xiuning to death.
Why do you want to kick this kind of thing away in Baifang Paradise! !
Also, there is no need to explain the "cause and effect" so clearly! !
"So, what did you do with that pot that was kicked off the ground?" Mo Wanyan said with difficulty, in the impression that Mu Xiuning came back quite quickly, as if there was no delay.
He's so straight-minded...couldn't he pick that thing up and put it back in the bushes?
Everyone pursed their lips and cast suspicious glances at the young man.
"...Be sober, I'm just not good at twisting and turning, but it doesn't mean I have a problem with my brain." Mu Xiuning's tense face was slightly cracked, "I've been keeping an eye on it when I kick."
"With that kick, not only can the contents of the pot splash on the woman's skirt, but also the pot can bounce directly into the small bush on the opposite side."
"For fear that she would turn around when she heard the sound, I deliberately used my dark energy to knock down Xiao Hongze, who was passing by with a wine jar and was almost unconscious."
"The wine jar and the chamber pot fell to the ground together, even if she turned her head and saw the hem of her skirt, she would only think that the jar in Xiao Hongze's hand had been hit and was stained with wine."
"Who knew she was so dull, she didn't even notice." The young man curled his lips in disdain. He has a lot of grudges. Years ago, Mu Shiyan pushed his little sister into the water and planted trees in the backyard to block the sunlight of sister's house. , he still remembers it clearly.
No, it's not that she is slow, it's that she made a trick with her hands.
Mu Xici couldn't help tears welling up in her eyes, she didn't care about this kind of nosy anymore, really.
"But... Ah Ning, are you sure that the pot won't hurt others by mistake if it falls on the opposite side?" Mu Xiyin couldn't help showing a look of worry.
If I remember correctly, behind the shrubs on the other side is a piece of grass, which is quite wide, and people step on it from time to time to sit and sit, which is more comfortable than stone benches and wooden chairs.
"Probably not?" Mu Xiuning pondered, "There was no one on the road at that time, but I don't know what Xiao Hongze was doing there with the wine."
"Then..." The girl nodded, and before she could blurt out the word "yes", she heard a pig-killing cry in the distance, and she suddenly closed her mouth.
"Your Highness! Are you alright, Your Highness?!"
"Come on, help!"
"The Sixth Highness was hit on the head by the heavenly chamber pot——"
...what a fart!
Comedian Mo Shujin
Either in bad luck, or on the road to bad luck
The second brother is currently using professional knowledge for the only time
It turned out to be to kick Mu Shiyan's dirty clothes
poisonous
(End of this chapter)
Scared by Mu Xiuning's eyes, Mo Jingyao immediately dismissed the idea of fooling Mu Xici into letting her go to the palace for two days without incident, and hurriedly ran to the palace to see the scenery.
Seeing this, several people laughed on the spot for a while, and then quietly rushed to the front yard of the palace.
At that time Jin Wang Mo Jingqi just finished reading the last speech, Mo Junli saw his uncle from afar, his eyes drifted to his knee involuntarily.
It's okay, the patella doesn't look like it's broken.
Thinking about it, he really worked out.
That's good, when he came here today, he almost wanted to bring a pair of crutches or a wheelchair for his uncle.
The young man Gu Zi nodded, then cheerfully put aside the pile of weird thoughts in his head, and chatted with Mu Xiuning and the others.
After solving the problem of Mu Xiyin and Mo Qingyun, the mood of the few people was obviously very good, it was rare that they didn't toss about anything else for a whole day.
Even Mu Shiyan and her like, who had nothing to do and came here to make a fuss, were dismissed by them in a good-tempered manner.
The little princess even reminded her intimately that she seemed to have accidentally stepped on something, the idea that a large amount of color was splashed on the skirt of the light-colored cloud gauze was hard to describe.
The latter was grateful for this, and immediately turned pale, screamed, turned and ran.
"Tsk, young people are not mature enough, why are you so excited." Mo Wanyan smacked her lips, pretending to be old-fashioned, and slowly shook her head, "It's just a dirty skirt, it's not a big deal."
"By the way, what kind of stuff is on the hem of her skirt? It's a bit weird looking at the color."
"Also, didn't she feel it when it came across such a large thing?" The little princess frowned slightly, puzzled, "It's also miraculous."
"You have to ask Ah Ning about this." Mo Junli shrugged and poked his sister's forehead leisurely, "See what he kicked flying on the way back just now."
"As for why I don't feel it..." The boy said a thousand times, then meaningfully glanced at the little girl opposite, with a smile on his face, "I don't know."
"Hey, maybe that woman was too angry and left in a hurry, so she didn't notice." Mu Xici smiled dryly, rubbed her fingers with her head down, and quietly let go of the hand gesture on her palm.
She just caught a glimpse of her second brother who came back from Xiaojie kicking a ball on the ground, and the target was Mu Shiyan's skirt, she immediately picked up a trick that weakens the five senses, and then pinched it indiscriminately. Gathering a ball of evil spirit, he casually threw it on Mu Shiyan's head——
Other than that, she didn't do anything, really.
"But second brother, let's talk about it again, what exactly did you kick?" The little girl raised her hand and touched the tip of her nose, "It was far away just now, so I didn't see it clearly."
"Oh, I kicked a chamber pot flying." Mu Xiuning was expressionless, "But it seems to be a long time since that thing was thrown there, at least two days."
"The color is really weird."
"... Would you like to explain first why there is a chamber pot on the road to Prince Jin's Mansion." Mu Xici's small face suddenly twisted into a ball, and she suddenly felt that her hands were dirty.
"Also, is the thing in there just..."
"Isn't this thing normal? There's a sentry point for guards patrolling at night nearby." The red-robed boy raised his eyebrows, "I'm behind the tree, and I saw the folded simple tent."
"At the outpost, there were already these things left, and the preparation time for this year's Baifang Garden is extremely short."
"That's why the palace wants to arrange the tables and chairs needed for the garden on time, prepare tea and snacks, write out the invitations, and then temporarily move hundreds of potted flowers and arrange them properly. day."
There are quite a lot of rules in Baifang Garden, such as the distance between the tables and chairs, the style of snacks and tea, the size of the teapot, the type of rice paper used for writing invitations...
After all, this thing is run by the clan, and it must be in line with the royal style, and it must not be sloppy at all.
"Under that kind of situation, what latrine is there for you to go back and forth? Naturally, the man should find a nearby sentry point and use a spare chamber pot to make do with it."
"And that one happened to be placed between the bushes on both sides of the road, very concealed," Mu Xiuning spread his hands, "If I didn't recognize that place should be a sentry point, I really couldn't see it."
"It's normal to be left behind."
The chamber pot was concealed, and there was no abnormality at all at first glance. You have to observe carefully to find out the problem, and the home of Baifang Garden is the backyard garden, not the slightly remote path in the front yard.
When the subordinates in the mansion did their final inspection, they could easily pass it over.
——Time is so tight, who would lie down and carefully pull the small bushes?
...Thinking about it this way, it's quite tasty.
After hearing this, Qiqi fell into silence, stopped drinking the tea in hand, and stopped nibbling the snacks brought to his lips. Now, they just want to work together to strangle Mu Xiuning to death.
Why do you want to kick this kind of thing away in Baifang Paradise! !
Also, there is no need to explain the "cause and effect" so clearly! !
"So, what did you do with that pot that was kicked off the ground?" Mo Wanyan said with difficulty, in the impression that Mu Xiuning came back quite quickly, as if there was no delay.
He's so straight-minded...couldn't he pick that thing up and put it back in the bushes?
Everyone pursed their lips and cast suspicious glances at the young man.
"...Be sober, I'm just not good at twisting and turning, but it doesn't mean I have a problem with my brain." Mu Xiuning's tense face was slightly cracked, "I've been keeping an eye on it when I kick."
"With that kick, not only can the contents of the pot splash on the woman's skirt, but also the pot can bounce directly into the small bush on the opposite side."
"For fear that she would turn around when she heard the sound, I deliberately used my dark energy to knock down Xiao Hongze, who was passing by with a wine jar and was almost unconscious."
"The wine jar and the chamber pot fell to the ground together, even if she turned her head and saw the hem of her skirt, she would only think that the jar in Xiao Hongze's hand had been hit and was stained with wine."
"Who knew she was so dull, she didn't even notice." The young man curled his lips in disdain. He has a lot of grudges. Years ago, Mu Shiyan pushed his little sister into the water and planted trees in the backyard to block the sunlight of sister's house. , he still remembers it clearly.
No, it's not that she is slow, it's that she made a trick with her hands.
Mu Xici couldn't help tears welling up in her eyes, she didn't care about this kind of nosy anymore, really.
"But... Ah Ning, are you sure that the pot won't hurt others by mistake if it falls on the opposite side?" Mu Xiyin couldn't help showing a look of worry.
If I remember correctly, behind the shrubs on the other side is a piece of grass, which is quite wide, and people step on it from time to time to sit and sit, which is more comfortable than stone benches and wooden chairs.
"Probably not?" Mu Xiuning pondered, "There was no one on the road at that time, but I don't know what Xiao Hongze was doing there with the wine."
"Then..." The girl nodded, and before she could blurt out the word "yes", she heard a pig-killing cry in the distance, and she suddenly closed her mouth.
"Your Highness! Are you alright, Your Highness?!"
"Come on, help!"
"The Sixth Highness was hit on the head by the heavenly chamber pot——"
...what a fart!
Comedian Mo Shujin
Either in bad luck, or on the road to bad luck
The second brother is currently using professional knowledge for the only time
It turned out to be to kick Mu Shiyan's dirty clothes
poisonous
(End of this chapter)
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