Xuanmen Xiaoguo Shi is divination again

Chapter 294 Don't listen, don't listen, Wang 8 recites the scriptures

Chapter 294 Don't listen, don't listen, bastard chanting

Several people fell silent when they heard the howl that almost pierced the sky.

Mu Xici quietly looked at her second brother, while the latter looked up at the sky with embarrassment. The rest of them hugged their heads and faked coughs. Mu Xiyin sat on the stone bench silently. After a long time, he finally sighed.

"A'Ning, let's go and have a look." The girl raised her finger, and tapped lightly on the stone table. Her slender fingertips made a sound on the table, and the heart of the red-robed boy couldn't help but thump.

"After all, we are so close, and Mr. Xiao is shouting so hoarsely... If we ignore it completely, it will be shameless."

"But, Sister, at the other end..." Mu Xiuning frowned. He "accidentally" kicked the chamber pot over there, so he ran over to face the "victim" right now. Not much courage.

"Ah Ning, why are you panicking." Mo Junli clenched his fists and coughed lightly, "I just went to have a look."

"This small road is remote, and there are no people coming and going, so Xiao Hongze is drunk again..."

"How the chamber pot ended up on Brother Liuhuang's head is still unknown."

"Maybe it's because Mr. Xiao got drunk and went crazy. He mistook the chamber pot he found from a small bush as a wine pot, and accidentally smashed it on Brother Six's head. He was confused and mistook it for an 'exotic object' .”

"You said, right?" The young man smiled, arranged his way out in a few words, and then got up calmly, "Let's go, we are so close, if we really don't help, it will be the most suspicious .”

"Tsk, it really has to be my elder brother who is black-hearted—" The little princess smacked her lips and shook her head after listening to her elder brother arrange for Mo Shujin and others, "I admire, I admire."

"By the way, you guys wait here first, I'll call two people over." Mo Wanyan smiled and rolled her eyes, her cat-like black pupils were playful and cunning, "Such a beautiful show, It’s wasted if no one appreciates it.”

"Okay, then you go and come back quickly." Several people laughed, and let the little princess run to the garden with her skirts. After a while, she brought a group of maids and servants, and went to the imperial palace waiting in the palace. Doctor, a group of people rushed back in a mighty manner.

Whoa!This battle is really big enough.

Grand Master Mu was taken aback by the little princess's posture, and couldn't help raising her two slender eyebrows. Seeing the obvious excitement on the half-grown girl's face, she couldn't help but wonder if this girl had something to do with Mo Shujin Deep hatred.

It is estimated that within a few hours, the news that Mo Shujin was smashed by the urinal will spread throughout the capital.

The little girl cursed inwardly, her expression remained unchanged, and followed Mo Junli and the others to the grass beside the road.

At that time, Xiao Hongze was kneeling beside Mo Shujin, supporting his head, howling in the dark and twisted mountain road.

"Your Majesty~ Your Majesty~~——"

"Why are you so unlucky~"

"When you came out, you agreed that you would have a good drink with my brothers today, and you won't go home if you don't get drunk; but after you hadn't taken a few sips of the wine, you clamored to take a pee—"

"Tell me about you, let's urinate, why don't you urinate until you get hit on the head by the chamber pot?"

"Whoa, who the hell threw this chamber pot and injured His Highness? Your Highness, wake up—"

"You can't let a black-haired person send a black-haired person~"

Xiao Hongze burst out two tears, as if he was a "big filial son" sending his father to the funeral.

He really drank a lot today, and he was so drunk that he couldn't tell from north to south, but Jiaocai woke up with a start because of the fall of the chamber pot lying next to Mo Shujin's head and the big bag on top of his head.

However, although his people are awake, their minds are still confused, they can't figure out what to do, and naturally they can't control their broken mouth.

"...I think, why don't we go." Mu Xici twitched the corners of her lips, and she looked at the two things lying on the ground and kneeling on the ground, feeling that this was an insult to her IQ.

--are you crazy!You dudes of this year may have that big hole in their heads!
"Farewell, Ah Ci, let's watch it again." Mo Wanyan was about to move, full of interest, "I am very interesting to watch."

This will not care about the face of their old Mo family.

Mu Xiuning twitched his brows slightly when he heard the words, Mu Xici saw that the little princess really wanted to continue watching, so he stopped talking and raised his hand to pinch his swollen brows.

That's all, this little girl likes it, insulting IQ is insulting IQ.

Master Mu, with a vicissitudes on his face, let Mo Wanyan pull her forward two steps.

Xiao Hongze still hugged Mo Shujin's head and screamed non-stop, the latter's eyelashes trembled slightly, as if he had finally woken up by his howling.

"It's so noisy, Xiao Hongze, did you eat two hundred out-of-tune speakers this morning?" Mo Shujin, who opened his eyes, was full of resentment, and slapped Xiao Hongze's ugly howling face away, struggling to hold himself up. upper body.

"This hall is just lying here to take a nap... Look at you shouting like a funeral." The half-grown young man lowered his head and muttered, only to find himself surrounded by people when he looked up.

"Wait a minute, why are there so many people?" Mo Shujin stretched out his hand and scratched his head belatedly, his fingers became sticky for no reason, and he suddenly smelled an indescribable peculiar smell, "Besides, why is this place so smelly?" ?”

It was dirty and smelly, he remembered that when he came out of the hut after urinating, the grass was still very clean, and he just lay down and took a short nap because he saw the ground was comfortable.

Why did the sky change when I woke up?

The young man subconsciously lowered his eyes and glanced around. When his eyes touched the tiger-shaped utensil lying a foot away, his pupils trembled uncontrollably.

"Fuck!" Mo Shujin frowned, jumped up from the ground with a cry, pointed at the copper chamber pot, his voice trembling.

"Night... chamber pot??"

"Xiao Hongze, you fucking put a chamber pot on the top of my head?!"

"You are wronged, Your Highness!" The dandy, who was caught off guard by taking a big pot, was extremely aggrieved, "When the villain found you, it was already on the top of your head!"

What's more, all the soup in it was spilled, and the whole chamber pot was empty, just covering Mo Shujin's head upright.

"If it's not you, who else could it be?" Mo Shujin choked, "Before you speak, do you want to wipe off the dirt on your hands first?"

"Ah?" Xiao Hongze was taken aback for a moment, then looked down at his hand in a daze, and felt even more aggrieved, "Your Highness, I clearly touched your head by shaking your head..."

"I don't care." Mo Shujin complained, touching his chest, "If it wasn't you, who else would you be, who else would you find?"

"Well, you Xiao Hongze, I can't think of it, this hall regards you as a brother, and you actually put a chamber pot on my head!"

"No, Your Highness, please listen to my explanation—" Xiao Hongze's claws were numb, and his hands were either in or out for a while. He was at a loss, so he had to repeat the phrase "Please listen to my explanation" over and over weakly.

"No, I won't listen!" Mo Shujin covered his ears with his hands, and shook his head like a rattle, "It's all bastards chanting sutras!"

"Listen to my explanation..."

"I don't listen!"

"explain……"

"Meditate!"

The two of them talked like a rotten proverb over and over again, and everyone couldn't help but feel a little sleepy.

While wandering in thought, the little servant took a second look at the chamber pot, and suddenly called softly:
"Huh? Isn't this the chamber pot that I couldn't find in the house two days ago?"

 Mo Shujin staged Qiong 〇 opera
  I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen

  Hahahahahaha
  Also, suddenly remembered
  It's the beginning of the month, please ask for a monthly pass QAQ
  If there are still two monthly tickets left, it’s fine if you don’t have one. I don’t mind recommending tickets.
  There are no recommendation tickets, and I don't dislike the evaluation!

  When will you come to two high-quality long commentary small theaters, let me be more refined~
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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