Xuanmen Xiaoguo Shi is divination again

Chapter 295 The brain is so terrifying

Chapter 295 The brain is so terrifying

As soon as this remark came out, the crowd immediately regained their spirits, and countless eyes instantly focused on the young servant, and other palace servants recognized the chamber pot one after another.

"Looking at the appearance of this chamber pot, it is indeed the one that I couldn't find two days ago." A certain steward who had a certain status in the mansion pondered for a while, "However, this thing should be placed near the night watch."

"The nearest whistle to this place... should be on the other side of the road." The steward frowned, subconsciously raised his eyes to look across.

Everyone turned their eyes after him, and successfully saw the wine jar broken on the ground, and the pool of dark water with unknown color and composition, and the bushes on the roadside seemed to be hollowed out Fallen leaves all over the ground.

It seems that the chamber pot was hidden in the bushes before, no wonder no one found it.

"And this wine jar." A certain maid frowned looking at the broken porcelain, and immediately raised her skirt slightly, stepped out of the small bushes in two steps, leaned forward, and carefully picked up a larger broken piece through the handkerchief. porcelain.

She studied it carefully for a long time, then trotted back to the grass.

"Steward, look, this pattern looks like the jar used by our mansion to hold the number one scholar red." The maid spoke slowly, raised her hand and tapped the pattern on it, "And, if this servant remembers correctly. "

"The size of the Zhuangyuanhong wine jar is just like this chamber pot, could it be..." The little maid said something meaningful, and her eyes were also strange, and everyone frowned upon seeing this and pondered——

The current situation seemed to suddenly become clearer.

The maids and servants rolled their eyes, looking at Xiao Hongze who was trying to explain to Mo Shujin for a while, and then at His Highness the Sixth Highness who was covering his ears and didn't want to hear a word.

Combined with the words that Xiao Hongze howled on the ground when Mo Shujin woke up earlier.

A wild and daring guess gradually came to mind, and they suddenly realized it.

Mo Shujin and others are well-known dandies in Beijing, especially these two idiots in front of them, one is the head of the dandies in the capital, and the other is a model in the aristocratic family.

Therefore, according to their identities and temperaments, no matter what kind of ridiculous things they do, it is normal.

In this case……

Everyone nodded seriously, and the old manager was the first to murmur softly: "From this point of view, it seems that His Highness the Sixth Highness was drinking and having fun with Young Master Xiao and others, and he got drunk or felt unwell after a while."

"Then, His Highness the Sixth Highness came out to have a rest and went to the latrine." The little maid immediately added.

"On the way back, His Highness saw the grass in the mansion, and felt very comfortable. In addition, after drinking, he was inevitably sleepy, so he turned over the small bushes on both sides of the sidewalk, fell down on the grass and took a nap." A certain guard took the conversation.

Everyone said what they said, and it didn't take much effort to come up with a "truth" that they thought was reasonable.

"The young masters over there didn't know about this, they were still drinking, and after a while, they realized that His Highness had disappeared." The old steward stretched out his hand and rubbed his chin, "Mr. Xiao is usually closer to His Highness, At this time, we must come out to find him.”

Hearing this, the boy nodded lightly: "He was drinking before leaving, so when he came out, he took the jar of champion red with him."

"And he knew that His Highness was going to the latrine to relieve himself, so he would naturally find the paths that lead directly to the latrine, and he found it here." The guard clapped his hands.

"But he himself was already drunk, so he didn't pay attention to his feet. If he accidentally tripped over a stone or branch on the road, he hit the wine jar in his arms." The little maid clenched her fist and knocked.

Judging from the broken porcelain all over the floor, Xiao Hongze fell quite hard.

——No, he was beaten to the ground with a dark force.

Mu Xiuning, who listened to the restoration of the "truth" by several people, looked up at the sky and rubbed his nose embarrassingly.

"That's when I saw the chamber pot that was forgotten near the sentry point and was mostly covered by bushes." The steward nodded, "The size of this chamber pot is just about the same as a wine jar, and the color can't be seen clearly because of the bushes blocking it."

"Mr. Xiao was drunk, his head was chaotic, and he was in a trance, so he took the chamber pot as a wine jar and dragged it out." The boy's face was very serious.

When pulling the chamber pot, the strength must not be too small, otherwise the bush would not be so bald from the bottom.

——No, that part was kicked out by him.

Looking at the sky, the red-robed boy's eyes fluttered, and he faked a cough to show his embarrassment.

"After getting up, he continued to look for His Highness the Sixth Highness along the path, and finally saw him sleeping soundly on the grass."

"He was overjoyed, and when he stepped over the bushes, he accidentally let the chamber pot out of his hand, and the chamber pot hit His Highness right on the head again." The maid scratched her head.

She suddenly remembered, if Xiao Hongze used the chamber pot as a wine jar...

Then did he hold that thing and blow a couple of puffs?

"The smashing hit made Young Master Xiao wake up in an instant." The boy continued following the train of thought of the others.

"But the spirit of drinking on his head has not completely subsided, so he doesn't remember that he mistook the chamber pot for a wine pot, and found that His Highness was hit in the face by the chamber pot, thought it was a chamber pot from heaven, and screamed."

"His Highness the Seventh Highness and the others were shocked by this, and His Highness Le Wan came to look for us again."

Got it, got it now.

This is not an unsolved case, it is basically a tragedy in the world caused by a group of drunken dudes who got drunk!

A group of maids and servants showed a clear look on their faces, and the old steward also raised his brows -- he felt at ease now, this blame can't all be thrown at the Wangfu's head.

That young master Xiao who was drunk would eat at least [-]% of it.

After all, they didn't leave the chamber pot there on purpose, and they were still looking for it an hour before Baifang's visit to the garden.

It's just that this path is a bit remote, and the bushes are densely grown. It is impossible for them to search so carefully under the tight time.

What's more, so many of them searched for such a long time but failed to find it, which is enough to show how hidden the chamber pot is. Normal people can't find it at all. This is purely accidental, Mr. Xiao.

Besides, the time for Baifang to visit the garden this year was set by the emperor, and it was His Majesty's will that it was more than half a month in advance. Could it be possible that this blame can still be thrown on the Holy One?
Obviously not!

All the servants of the palace figured it out, and their mood immediately relaxed.

Smiling gently, they stepped forward together, separated the two guests who were arguing in circles, and took them to a nearby room to clean and change their clothes.

Mu Xici and the others didn't go with them, they just stood there in a daze for a long time, then nodded and clapped their hands.

"It's amazing, it's amazing." The little princess shook her head, "These servants in the uncle's house are much more fun than those in the palace."

"This is actually logical and self-consistent." Mu Xiuning was also shocked. When the little maid said solemnly that Xiao Hongze might have been tripped, he was completely dumbfounded.

There were obviously no stones or branches on the ground - all of them were kicked out by him now!
"I feel a little regretful." Mo Junli sighed, and his words were a little underappreciated, "I originally wanted to make a few words of guidance."

"In the end, they rounded themselves up." This made him very uncomfortable.

"...I just feel that my intelligence level seems to have been insulted." Mu Xici remained expressionless.

The servants of the palace may also have that serious illness!

 Hahahaha, the brain power of these people

  Never, never
  Sure enough, there is no good thing to be able to hang out in the palace
  Xiao Hongze and Mo Shujin can't be cleaned up now hahahahahahahaha

  Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, solve the last small ~ foreshadowing of this paragraph, and you can dance for two and a half years!
  The sweet plot you want to see should also appear within [-] words

  It’s hard to say the exact number of words. It’s tricky. Order is very important. It must be written clearly. Otherwise, I’m unlucky if I don’t understand.
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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