The sword is the devil

Chapter 1102 Taoist Prisoners Collecting Monsters 1

The Taoist stood on the stage, and the appearance of the sharp-billed monkey cheeks really attracted everyone's attention.

He rang the bell, and said: "The real person Huanglu has been repaired for three days, and the holy master's alchemy is full of opportunities. The white jade seal seals the sky table, and the Zixia clothes provoke the imperial fragrance to return.

Shuanglong went straight to the clouds and saw a group of cranes flying away towards the sun.The great gift has been completed and the old hermit is returned, and the grass and trees on Qishan Mountain are also shining..."

Shaking his head, his eyebrows danced with joy, he read a scripture in a cadence, narcissistic, and looked like a full-fledged charlatan. In the mortal world, there are many Taoists like this, but few of them bluff in big cities, and they are basically in remote places. The countryside deceives the ignorant villagers.

Monster tribes invaded, people panic, in a world of great strife, there are frequent visions, monsters and goblins, just around the corner, even this kind of trickster dares to trick into the capital of a country?

But the business ability does not seem to have too many flaws now. Generally speaking, such charlatans also need basic skills, and professional people do professional things.

Because one of the protagonists is a Jindan cultivator, it has been agreed in advance that the ceremony process should be as simple as possible, as long as the most critical nodes are grasped; secular things do not need to be intervened by Taoist priests, and the three books and six rituals have already left After the cutscenes, letter of appointment, letter of ceremony, letter of welcome; Na Cai, asking name, Najib, Na Zheng, asking for a date, welcoming relatives, now it is the stage of the final wedding banquet and congratulations.

Because it is the world of self-cultivation, there is an additional process of rectifying the body of heaven and earth presided over by Taoists or monks. Those who worship the Buddha are looking for bald men, and those who are believers are looking for bull noses...

Righteousness of heaven and earth is to verify the race of both parties, is it human?Is it the Yaozu?Is it a ghost?Is it an orc?This has to be figured out.

Of course, after so many thousands of years, this set of rules has long been a mere formality, not as chaotic as when Jinxiu's inspiration first came out, with countless ghosts and ghosts sneaking into the human world to cheat on marriage and marriage.

But the Yaozu stopped coming, and the ceremony never stopped, but it became a way for Buddhist priests to eat. All in all, only the wedding ceremony that has been quoted by Taoist priests is complete and recognized by others, forming a kind of convention.

"Today there is Taoist Mosquito who is ordered to be the king's relative. He rings the bell to identify his true body, and the treasure mirror can tell him clearly. The Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law..."

The wretched Mosquito Taoists danced and danced, and the Taoist boys behind them acted pretentiously, like singing an opera; this is also a normal thing in Buddhist rituals, and it doesn't matter if everyone sees it a lot.

As a matter of fact, after Jinxiu Continent had its own ceremonies and rituals, through the efforts of countless swindlers, the rituals were far from comparable to those at the beginning, and became countless times more complicated. From the beginning, there was only a mahogany sword, and now it has become a lot of fragments. It’s a trend that I can’t put it down on the incense table. It’s just one purpose. The harder I perform, the more money the master has to give. It’s just a few words and it’s over. Where can I cheat money?

Everyone knows it in their hearts, but no one exposes it. You fool me, I fool the sky, just for peace of mind.

Taoist Mosquito put on a show and stopped just right before the guests started to get bored. This time, he finally started to get real. After the magic weapon was identified, it was time for these pretenders to leave the stage.

"I have Sanqingling, and there is no escape for demons!"

Picking up the Fa bell, it just shakes wildly, the sound of the bell is dull and hoarse, not the normal crisp and pleasant sound; this is a bit too much, could it be that it also shows that there are monsters in the field?
There were also quite a few practitioners among the guests present. They were from various cultivating families in Sui Mo City, and they could all clearly discern that this magic weapon was nothing but rubbish.

It is disrespectful to do this on such a happy day, but it is the most common way to make money for these charlatans. First, they must point out that there are evil spirits present, and then they can take action to stop them. Otherwise, how can they make money?

Doing this trick in the wilderness often succeeds, but if you play this set of tricks in Suimu City, the capital of the Shangyu Kingdom, you will break ground on Taisui's head and seek death?
"There are demons!"

Daoist Mosquito was furious, took the gossip mirror again, muttered something, bit the tip of his tongue, vomited blood and sprayed it on the mirror, took the mirror and shook it in the direction of the guests, three blurry figures of monsters appeared in the mirror immediately!
This metaphor is too obvious, it refers to the groom and his two friends.

As soon as he got angry here, the two cousins ​​below immediately yelled, "The demon clan has not been subdued, mixed into the human world, married into a human, plotting evil!"

This cooperation, coupled with some mortals who didn't know the truth, immediately caused a bit of chaos on the scene. For the two cousins, this was the situation they were most looking forward to. I didn't expect this monkey-cheeked mosquito Taoist to have a lot of courage. They A lot of money is not in vain.

But mortal guests who have no knowledge are a minority after all, and most of them are unmoved. They are either practitioners, or have a certain understanding of the world of cultivation, and they have a deeper understanding of the scene in front of them.

Obviously, the blood on the tongue is not the real blood from biting the tongue, but the blood pills that were quietly hidden in the mouth through ritual movements in advance. Those with keen senses can smell the blood from the faint blood It's sheep's blood, if it's faked to such an extent, it's afraid of pain and injury, this Taoist Mosquito is also the best.

There is also the so-called gossip mirror, which is simply a trick of quacks and Taoists. There is a mechanism hidden in the handle of the mirror. As long as you flick it lightly, a layer of lining paper with three monsters will appear in the interlayer. Reflected by the mirror, it looks like It really showed three monsters.

In fact, similar tricks are the same as the kaleidoscope and eight-view box to amuse children. You dare to play this unscrupulously under the watchful eyes of the public. Do you really think that all the country people here have no experience?
Some guests were displeased and shouted loudly, but the bridegroom officer stood up at this moment.

"Everyone, please be calm and don't be impatient. The truth can't be fake, and the fake one can't be true. Since the Taoist priest said that there are monsters here, please cast spells quickly to set the sight straight. Later, there will be a generous gift to thank you."

Everyone was a little surprised at the good temper of the groom officer, but since the Jindan cultivator opened his mouth, everyone here is not as valuable as him, so they can only wait and see what happens; The true colors of Jianghu Taoist priests are also a joke.

There were four to five hundred guests at the scene, dozens of monks who had established the foundation, and one or two hundred minor cultivators who had not entered the Tao. It was also interesting for so many people to watch a clown catching a demon.

The wedding banquet process was a little boring, the groom was very calm, and his two friends were also very quiet, which disappointed many guests who came here with the purpose of admiring the overhaul. Now that there is such an extra program, will it be possible to see Jin Jin? Brother Dan's out-of-the-ordinary means?
I was looking forward to it, so I merged into one voice, "Catch the monster! Catch the monster!"

(End of this chapter)