The sword is the devil

Chapter 1103 Taoist Prisoners Collecting Monsters 2

Everyone thought they had guessed what the bridegroom was thinking, but they didn't know that was not the case.

If you are really selfless in your heart, your first reaction is to drive out this out-of-the-ordinary ritual priest. How can you have time to listen to him making noise on such an occasion.

The problem is, the three of them are really monsters!It's just that it's hidden so deep that no one here can find it.

This brings up a problem, you must not leave a tail behind when you do things, otherwise there will be endless troubles. In the future, if someone with a heart passes by and hears about this, if they meet a nosy person and come to find out his truth and reality, it will be endless. Who will suffer? Got it?

Even real human beings will be caught ass-shit, not to mention they are real monsters, once the seeds of doubt are planted, even if it is a lie, someone will spare no effort to prove that they understand human beings very well, so they cannot simply After driving away the matter, it is quiet now, but the future will be very troublesome.

For Tianxin Pavilion, their monster races are instinctively suspicious, so there needs to be someone who can take root here, and at the same time provide a reasonable foothold for other monster races to come and go here. That's why he married a woman from a local cultivation family. These natives act as a cover, and it is very convenient no matter what they do.

Originally, the plan went smoothly. The Zhang family was very satisfied with him, and he was also very impressed by Zhang's power in the city at the end of the year, and he was able to spare two charming human women; but what happened at the wedding banquet was an accident , um, a little bit of an accident, it's easy to fix, but to do it lightly, understatement requires wisdom, or a little overhauled humor?

The three of them decided to play with the Taoist priest as soon as they touched their consciousness. The purpose of playing is not to expose the true face of this charlatan. Only by exposing this charlatan can they get real safety.

This is a very helpless thing. Those present who understand the practice will not be fooled. They all know that Taoist Mosquito is an out-and-out liar, but the problem is that those mortal guests don't know!

And these mortals are the best at spreading gossip, which is why they have to cooperate with the show.

This Mosquito Taoist, that is, at the stage of feeling pulsation, there are many people like this in Jinxiu Continent. They have no potential for cultivation, and they are unwilling to return to the life of ordinary people. , the future will be in the middle.

Then teach him a lesson, a joke that will keep him from stepping down.

... Daoist Mosquito is full of ambitions, obviously the groom's last words of gratitude moved him, why did he come here to pretend to be a ghost, isn't it just for this yellow and white thing?

He became more and more excited, like dancing a big god, with his bun scattered all over, his hair hanging down his shoulders, and his face was ferocious.

He said he was catching a monster, but several children among the guests were frightened and cried loudly, but he himself really looked like a monster.

He sang in his mouth: "There are bandits in Shangyu, and the white head is already a poor demon. Stealing the bridge at the end of the year. The temple seeks to be a celestial master, and the commander of the frontier Kou heard. Cave, play a victory to ascend to the misty sky..."

Pointing to a monk friend of the groom's officer, "What's the name of the visitor? Do you dare to tell the truth?"

The monk secretly laughed in his heart, this human world is really full of wonders, but he can't say that the pseudonym he made up after coming to Jinxiu is easy to be associated; he can't think of a replacement in a hurry, this is a common problem of monsters mixing into the human world , is an inevitable shortcoming in writing skills, lack of ink, of course, there is no quick wit
So what about real names?That is the upper bound far outside the universe, who can know?
"A certain family, where are you going?"

Mosquito Taoist raised his precious umbrella and faced Kaikai, "I call your name, do you dare to answer?"

Ji Fu just laughed, this liar is full of tricks, how did he come up with it?

"So what should it be? What should it not be?"

Mosquito Taoist sternly shouted, "Should be named into an umbrella, and turn into pus and blood, they are monsters! But God has the virtue of being good at life, so you can also follow the salutation, maybe there is a difference?"

Many monks just laughed, cheating at this time and still want to extort money from people, just this sentence exposed their true nature; it means asking for money, if you give money, you are a person, if you don’t give money, you are a demon!
How could it be possible to give him money at this point?This is everyone's thoughts, even those mortals have understood it, the two cousins ​​even stomped their feet, this guy is too deep into the drama, if he doesn't know what he wants, he will accept it, I'm afraid it will be troublesome.

"In that case, you will call me here, and I want to see how I turned into pus and blood."

Taoist Mosquito stopped drinking, "Jifu!"

Jifu said without hesitation, "It's a certain family!"

Hearing a whistling sound, Ji Fuying entered the electricity and was sucked in by the umbrella; but the surrounding guests showed no signs of change, and they all applauded loudly,
"Good baby, there are two more, you can also take them together."

Up to now, Taoist Mosquito's true colors have long been revealed to the public. Everyone knows that this is a treasure umbrella that Ji Fu deliberately threw in as he wished, with the purpose of breaking his big words of turning into pus and blood. , Don't be too simple to play such a trick.

But the problem is, when Jifu emerges from the umbrella later, how will this wretched Taoist priest justify himself?Said that the celestial master who collected the demons would not be able to go to work today?
more and more interesting.

The Taoist Mosquito became more and more excited, and it seemed that he didn't have a clear understanding of his own strength. Obviously, the Taoist threw himself into it to tease him, and he thought it was his own treasure. One was not enough, so he wanted to keep taking it?
Staring at another friend of the groom's official, that Taoist is also knowledgeable, seeing him staring at him, he immediately reported his name,

"I'm Huang Feng'er, don't accept me, I'm so scared!"

The guests burst out laughing, this is the happiest show at the wedding banquet, and it is the reason why the clown is the most lovable, especially in a situation where everyone knows but he himself does not, this is too difficult.

That's why it's so interesting.

Taoist Mosquito no longer opened the umbrella, but set up another banner, "The heavenly master has rules, only one can be received at a time; there is another treasure banner in the poor way, and the evil spirits dare not look directly at it, otherwise it will be a failure." The generation of the heart, transformed into the original form, do you dare to see it?"

Huang Feng'er laughed loudly, "Why don't you dare? I also want to know what my real identity is."

The questions and answers between the two parties were interesting, just like singing an opera. The guests were fascinated by watching. They actually hoped that this farce would be longer and that the first Taoist would not emerge from the umbrella so quickly.

Mosquito Taoist raised the flag and waved it again and again, "Huang Fenger, just watch!"

Huang Feng'er cooperated with him in putting on airs while dancing, "I lost my mind, lost my mind, please tell me later what is my real body?"

As he spoke, he looked intently at the banner, and gradually fell silent, attracting applause from the guests around him, and they had a great affection for the two friends of the groom's official.

This is much better than simple acting.

(End of this chapter)