Country Composer

Chapter 150 Reserve food

Gao Wen was just worried about Ma Xiaoshu and came to persuade him not to record such a dangerous program.

Unexpectedly, being given by Ma Xiaoshu...

The autumn was breezy and crisp, and the rising sun had just revealed a faint white belly on the eastern city skyline, and Ma Xiaoshu began to work hard again.

After a long time, Ma Xiaoshu pulled out from the vortex, with the attitude of a winner!
I went to eat instant noodles, and I was still a little hungry. Fortunately, I prepared a five-grain rice field.

After two bowls of sour soup and fat beef noodles were soaked, Ma Xiaoshu thoughtfully went to warm the milk for the lamb.

Gao Wen put on Ma Xiaoshu's shirt and leaned against the wall, and hugged his strong body from behind: "Why don't you stop recording that dangerous program? I'm very worried about you."

Ma Xiaoshu helped her to the sofa and sat down: "The salary is high, this is the first show that paid me 200 million yuan!"

"Too dangerous!"

"It's okay! Eh? You seem to be in good health, or..."

"Don't! Please! I'm really going to die..."

"Ok."

Ma Xiaoshu is very sorry, Xiao Yangyang is simply perfect, whether it is appearance, figure, voice, demeanor, especially when it moves by itself, it is simply unique in the world!
It's just that the physical fitness is poor.

He didn't know that someone like Gao Wen was already very strong, how could an ordinary woman be able to withstand his misfortune.

Ten consecutive cuts in one night, and the sleep time was less than four hours.

So, Ma Xiaoshu just put his hand under her clothes, comforted her for a while, and did not attack again.

Gao Wen didn't dodge, she was exhausted.

So brutal!

But...he's amazing (ω)...

"Sheep! You have a good rest, I asked Sister Bao to renew the room until tomorrow."

"No yelling."

"Little sheep."

"Humph……"

"Hey, hey, I didn't expect that I passed the level after being a sheep! It's not difficult at all!"

"Bah! Shameless, hit you..."

Once breaking through that layer of enchantment, intimacy becomes a matter of course, and she will not be really angry if she is called Xiaoyangyang. Every time Ma Xiaoshu reaches the critical point, Ma Xiaoshu will call her Xiaoyangyang, and Gao Wen is already in the cloud. Get used to it in the fog.

Sheep a sheep...

A shameless life is always short. After eating instant noodles, Ma Xiaoshu is about to set off to record a show again. This time the recording is the star version of "Extreme Survival", which is actually the Chinese version.

Although Gao Wen's body is not very refreshed, she is helping Ma Xiaoshu pack her luggage, a kind of magical self-consciousness.

Ma Xiaoshu was doing push-ups on the side.

With five sets of push-ups every day, Bajiquan can be improved day by day.

"It's really not Yang Li's retaliation for your official announcement that made you record this show?"

Gao Wen was still worried.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Really! You know that the company plans to create an exclusive variety show for me next year, right? But how to select materials and position them is a problem. So, Sister Bao thought of a way to let me participate in various types of variety shows. The one with the best response will be the one.”

"That can't be a survival show!"

"I'm really not professional in this, but it's a lot of money! After recording this, it's not easy for other program groups to lower the price. Besides, Mr. Bei is a famous celebrity, so it's a kind of luck that I can go to his program."

"Why did he choose you? He also knows that you are popular?"

"Of course not, it's the sponsors and the program group who want me to go."

"But, I heard that he eats bugs... If you eat them too, don't come back to me..."

"but……"

"No buts!"

Gao Wen was very firm, she couldn't stand that, it made her sick to think about it.

Ma Xiaoshu got up after doing the push-ups: "But I have eaten many bugs before! Bee pupae, silkworm pupae, bamboo insects, dragonflies, praying mantises, centipedes, and some unknown bugs."

Gao Wen's face turned green, and she covered her mouth in horror.

Ma Xiaoshu was about to leave, and was about to give Gao Wen a farewell kiss. She covered her mouth firmly, but Ma Xiaoshu didn't take her hand away, it was much tighter than covering her pants last night, it seems that she covered her mouth for real this time.

Ma Xiaoshu chose to give up, and gave her a farewell cannon, and pressed it on the coffee table to bomb.

Let you not give me a kiss!

Ma Xiaoshu came to the hotel lobby refreshed, Wang Dabao was already waiting here, she would accompany Ma Xiaoshu every time she recorded a variety show, fearing that he would be bullied by the program crew.

Wang Dabao didn't ask about Ma Xiaoshu's personal affairs, seeing that he walked like a wind and his figure was vigorous, Sister Bao was very satisfied. My Xiaoshu is really restrained!
She took Ma Xiaoshu in the car to the airport, and told Ma Xiaoshu the precautions for this recording while walking.

"One, this program is for communication in English, are you okay?"

"No problem, I just took the sixth grade four months ago."

"Second, do whatever Master Pei asks you to do, and don't take any risks!"

"Ok."

"Three, if Mr. Bei asks you to eat something strange, you can refuse it. We have communicated with the program team about this."

"Don't worry, I won't eat maggots!"

"vomit……"

"Sister Bao, what's the matter with you?"

Ma Xiaoshu also did his homework, basically he could accept the food Master Bei had eaten on the show, except for maggots.

Bei Ye is known as the man at the top of the food chain, and he is No.1 in wild survival programs. Of course, De Ye's fans are not convinced.

But in fact, the styles of the two are completely different.

Master De is working hard to teach ordinary people how to survive in extreme situations, even if you work hard, you can do it too!
And Mr. Pei is showing the extreme survival mode that ordinary people can never do. In short, you can't show me, right?Fool!

Ma Xiaoshu is going to be this idiot, at least, according to the plan of the program group.

There are many seasons of "Extreme Survival", in which Mr. Pei takes the cameraman alone and travels through thrilling and extreme environments such as deserts, jungles, archipelagos, and mountains.

The star version of "Survival Ultimate" is different. As the name suggests, Mr. Pei takes the stars on an adventure together, and all of them are Chinese stars. This season's program is filmed for Chinese audiences, because...the Chinese sponsors really give too much.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, Ma Xiaoshu pushed Sister Bao's suitcase to the... guest house in a small town in the mountainous area of ​​Guangdong Province.

Wang Dabao looked at the old and messy environment in the hostel with a look of disgust: "If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have accepted this show!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "You don't think that Mr. Pei recorded this program and stayed in a five-star hotel every night, did you?"

"But it's too bad..."

"What's this? I'm going to sleep in the wilderness tomorrow."

Ma Xiaoshu doesn't mind the environment of the program group at all, and even likes it quite a bit. How pragmatic is this?

For domestic programs, clean up some gaudy things, record a funny variety show, even the stalks are written by the screenwriter, if you don’t know, you can start over with NG, low-level.

Soon, Ma Xiaoshu met with the program director.

They proposed to interview Ma Xiaoshu first, which will be used at the beginning of this issue of "Extreme Survival".

Ma Xiaoshu was interviewed on the roof of the guest house, and the wind was a bit strong, but the surrounding mountains can be seen here, reflecting the environment.

"Hello! Ma, what's your English name? Or, how should we call you."

"Em rice, three grams of hiss, press oil." Ma Xiaoshu's English is quite silky, first came a classic three-link, and then answered the question, "You can call me Shushu!"

"Good tree. May I ask why you came to the show "Extreme Survival"?"

"You guys invited me here."

"Uh...I mean, why did you accept the invitation?"

"You give the most money."

"Oh! Shushu, you are a very humorous person. I think the audience will like your Chinese humor. We are told that you are the most popular star in China this year. Your best is music, about survival... ..."

"Wrong! I am best at fighting."

"Huh? We didn't get relevant information, but I think you should be a kung fu enthusiast, which will help you on your next journey."

"Of course, I'm in good health. Is Mr. Pei here? I want to challenge him one-on-one."

"Wow... No no no, Shushu, please give up this crazy idea, he will tear you to pieces."

"Try it! Has he not come yet?"

"Pei Ye went to check the scheduled route, you know, it's for your safety."

"Oh."

Ma Xiaoshu's English has a strong taste of hot pot, but he has just passed CET-[-], and his vocabulary is still very large. Even if his grammar is very problematic, his communication is still no problem.

The editor-director was a blonde foreign lady, she was surprised that Ma Xiaoshu's answer was irrelevant, so she had to read the question card repeatedly.

Miss sister: "May I ask what kind of woman you like? I mean, the criteria for choosing a mate."

Ma Xiaoshu: "I like fatter ones, they don't need to be too tall, and their faces are softer. Well, it's best to be able to cook Sichuan cuisine."

The young lady held up Gao Wen's photo: "Is this what you're talking about?"

Ma Xiaoshu was stunned: "Uh... yes!"

I almost forgot, since I have a girlfriend, the criteria for choosing a spouse should also be changed.

The blond lady laughed. Is what you are talking about the same thing as the western beauty in the photo?
Ma Xiaoshu said solemnly: "Yes! This is my girlfriend Gao Wen. She fits my aesthetics very well. She is slightly fat, not too tall, has an oval face, and Sichuan food... I can do the same."

Young lady: "She is completely different from what you describe!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Exactly the same!"

Miss: "..."

Ma Xiaoshu was smiling, so what are you doing seriously?My standards are flexible, and the requirements can be lower, but of course I will not refuse when I meet someone like Gao Wen.

The star version of "Extreme Survival" was produced by Pearl TV. Therefore, although most of the crew members are foreigners, there are still many Chinese styles in the planning, such as Ma Xiaoshu and Gao Wen's official announcements.

After all, the main audience of this program is Chinese people, and the questions prepared are of course very Chinese.

"Shushu, have you ever used a gun? I mean a real gun."

"I've used it. I shot a target during military training."

"Have you ever ejaculated and moved?"

"Uh... no."

"Are you sure? You are already this old!"

The foreign lady drove suddenly and winked.

Ma Xiaoshu said solemnly: "Guns are strictly controlled in our country. We cannot use guns to hunt. It is illegal. You must abide by our laws on Chinese soil."

The young lady was speechless, and finally believed what her Chinese colleagues said. This star seemed a little stupid.

A few more simple questions were asked and the interview was over.

The time also came to night.

After dinner, the foreign lady asked Ma Xiaoshu if she was interested in going to her room for a drink, and Ma Xiaoshu said that she didn't know how to drink?
After refusing, Ma Xiaoshu went to find Mr. Bei and heard that he had returned.

When Ma Xiaoshu found him in the conference room of the program group, he was discussing with the program group about the helicopter, and Master Pei seemed a little emotional.

It turned out that because the typhoon had just passed through this area, according to the rules, helicopters were not allowed to take off.

And Mr. Pei needed a helicopter to take him and the guests to the wilderness.

Of course, you can also throw the ham, but that will look very low, and you must be handsome to appear on the stage.

After all, it's just a show.

After arguing for a while, Mr. Pei saw Ma Xiaoshu and said, "Ma, obviously we need to postpone our action. For two or three days, we can't go anywhere without a helicopter. Do you understand what I mean? We can't drive or go anywhere." Let's go."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "I have a concert the night after tomorrow."

Mr. Pei raised his hands: "NO! NO! NO! You can't force me to compromise. Appearance is very important. We need transportation."

Ma Xiaoshu: "The pig cart is also a means of transportation, but it's not handsome."

Several staff members laughed and asked Mr. Pei to ride a pig cart. What kind of joke is this Chinese kidding?
But Master Bei's eyes lit up: "Hey! This idea is so cool! Ma, you are such a genius."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Soso~everyone says so."

Mr. Pei: "Can anyone contact the pig cart? Let's move!"

Everyone stopped laughing.

How can you do this?What's the point of the program?

Soon, the means of transportation was found. Through the relatives of the owner of the hostel, the program team found a four-wheeled truck that pulls pigs. The price was quickly negotiated, which was much cheaper than a helicopter.

Mr. Bei admired Ma Xiaoshu's cleverness, so he agreed to his one-on-one application. The Chinese seemed to be very confident in their fancy kung fu, so it didn't matter, just treat it as playing with him.

Of course, you must pay attention to keeping your hands, if you let him lose too badly, you will lose face.

The duel was held in the aisle of the guest house, and it would end soon anyway, Master Pei felt that there was no need to pick a place.

There were three staff members and Wang Dabao who ate spicy strips.

So... Ten seconds later, Master Pei slapped the floor.

The jaws of the three staff members all dropped from shock, Wang Dabao calmed down and saw nothing strange.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Master Bei, do you look down on me?"

Grandpa Bei: "Come again!"

The second one-on-one fight lasted for 1 minute, from one end of the aisle to the other, first it was grappling and fighting, Lao Bei couldn't take advantage of it, a hug and throw brought Ma Xiaoshu to the ground, Ma Xiaoshu had practiced Jiu-Jitsu in college, and his technique was also good , but in the end because of too little experience, he was taken away by Master Bei Shigu.

Although Ma Xiaoshu lost, Mr. Bei admired him even more. He was forced to use all the trump cards of the special forces.

As a non-professional, Ma Xiaoshu's talent and strength have already exploded.

Master Bei said that he would invite Ma Xiaoshu to drink whiskey, and Wang Dabao silently took out Moutai from the Chanel bag.

Lao Bei also knows the goods, so he decided not to mention any whiskey.

Still Moutai.

Wang Dabao has everything in his bag, soaked chicken feet, alcoholic peanuts, spicy dried fish, spicy braised chicken wings...

The three of them pushed and changed glasses in a musty room.

This time, no matter how rich Wang Dabao is, he will not be able to get a big suite in a five-star hotel.

It may be that it was too difficult to win heads-up before, which shocked Master Bei's pride. He began to brag about his survival history, and said that modern people like Ma Xiaoshu would be his backup food if he went on adventures with him.

Ma Xiaoshu was not convinced either, when it really came to that moment, it was not sure who would kill who.

Halfway through the drink, the blond lady ran in: "Thu Shu! Didn't you say you don't know how to drink? You liar!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "I just learned it."

He was so angry that he turned around and left, swearing.

Ma Xiaoshu responded with a sneer, I already have a girlfriend, if I want to sleep with me, there is no door!
……

The next day, there was a strong wind and light rain.

After a hasty breakfast, Master Bei left the guest house with Ma Xiaoshu and a cameraman.

His show is so simple, except for the cameraman's lens, there are only GoPro fixed on his chest and Ma Xiaoshu's chest.

The three of them only carried a shrunken backpack, the cameraman's bag was filled with camera batteries, Mr. Bei's bag contained simple survival tools, and Ma Xiaoshu carried some gadgets that he thought were useful.

After the one-on-one match last night, as well as knowing about Ma Xiaoshu's rural background while drinking, Mr. Bei is ready to win the big ticket.

In the previous episodes, he was dozed off. The main reason is that these Chinese stars are really bad. They couldn’t finish the slightly difficult ones. The show was filmed like a travel show, and he was the coach, so it wasn’t exciting at all.

But today is different, Ma Xiaoshu looks very resistant!Therefore, Mr. Pei will make a show with attitude.

Well, there is actually an element of revenge and waiting to see the joke.

"Hello everyone, this is a remote mountainous area in southern China. It has just been hit by a typhoon, and there are silt and garbage everywhere...Because of the weather, our helicopter cannot take off, so we can only choose other transportation. tools. In this regard, our Chinese friend gave me a very good advice..."

Mr. Pei turned his head and yelled at the camera while running, looking very nervous.

Ma Xiaoshu trotted beside him, and even waved to people on the side of the road. Several middle school students who were going to make up lessons recognized him.

Master Bei pawed Ma Xiaoshu: "Ma, tell the audience your suggestion."

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's best to find a pig cart that goes along the way, because we don't have money to pay the fare!"

Grandpa Bei: "That's right! Leah, dog!"

As he said that, he jumped onto a driving pig truck on the side of the road. Of course, he had prepared it in advance, but the acting had to be complete.

Ma Xiaoshu also jumped up, hung on the side railing of the pig cart, and shouted at the driver in front: "Master! Take a ride! We have no money!"

Grandpa has no camera.

Because, the camera guy jumped into the car to shoot, and there were four pigs inside.

Of course, this episode was not Mr. Pei's best, but it was definitely the craziest episode in the Chinese version. The episode was aired three weeks later, and it exploded as soon as it aired.

Let the disappointed viewers pay attention to this program again, and call on the program group to look for Xiao Xianrou again, and find more idiots like Ma Xiaoshu.

The scene of Ma Xiaoshu being interviewed made people's stomach hurt from laughing, and the scene of him and Bell going head-to-head was even more amazing. For the effect of the show, Mr. Bei took the initiative to ask for the heads-up shot to be included.

And the appearance of two people hanging on the pig cart makes people feel distressed and funny.

When the program is broadcast, the barrage looks like this:

"Pig: I was terrified at the time!"

"Pig: I survived in front of Ma Xiaoshu and Mr. Bei, and I can boast for a lifetime."

"Police: Come on, young man, come down, and I will reward you with a pair of silver bracelets."

"Officer Tan: There are two people holding the car in front, let's go up and have a look."

"Is the driver not afraid?"

"Although it was arranged by the program group, it is still awesome."

"The wildest issue of the Chinese version, I hope the follow-up will be good!"

"I beg Master Bei to take Ma Xiaoshu to eat maggots!"

"This core strength, I really envy Gao Wen..."

"Ma Xiaoshu didn't die in this issue, did he?"

Mr. Bei is still talking: "This is a beautiful, rich and populous country, but the destination we are going to...is a forbidden area for human beings! The deep mountains and old forests there are full of wildness. Today I will show you with MAXIAOSHU. Survival in the jungle after a tropical storm! The wind speed here exceeds 150 kilometers per hour. Hey! Reserve food, are you looking forward to it?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Looking forward!"

Looking forward to the completion of the recording, 200 million will arrive in the account.

Master Bei pointed to the front and said, "Look! This river has risen six meters in less than a day!"

He came to check yesterday before there was so much water.

Ma Xiaoshu had never been to this place before, so he looked over curiously, only to see a large river with a width of several tens of meters, flowing swiftly and turbidly.

Master Bei patted Ma Xiaoshu on the shoulder: "Are you ready? Reserve food!"

Ma Xiaoshu was confused: "Huh?"

When the pig cart passed by the river, Master Pei jumped out and shouted: "We are leaving, follow!"

The cameraman jumped out without saying a word.

Ten meters above the water.

Ma Xiaoshu was startled, but fortunately he reacted quickly, after seeing the situation below, he picked a place where the water was not so urgent, and jumped down too.

I am Nima!
If there is a script, why didn't you tell me in advance?
Because Master Bei believed in Ma Xiaoshu, besides, the program team bought insurance for Ma Xiaoshu.

Master Bei swam up to Ma Xiaoshu and said, "Hey! Spare food, the pig cart drove away! Now we are going to survive, the goal, to cross this jungle."

Ma Xiaoshu wiped his face: "You are the spare food!"

Master Bei smiled: "Hey dog! We have to go up the stream and get to the shore earlier, the water is too unsafe."

The three of them swam to shallow water and were finally able to stand up and walk.

Mr. Pei looked at the steep cliffs and dense jungles on both sides of the strait, and said: "These mountains and primitive jungles are the places where the Chinese army used to fight guerrilla warfare. They fought against the Japanese army here. It is very remarkable. You must know how to survive in this kind of place. ,Very not easy."

Ma Xiaoshu: "There are fish in the water and birds in the trees. If you persist for two or three days, it will not be a big problem."

Master Bei joked: "Let's talk about it after you leave the stream and climb to the bank first, rookie."

Ma Xiaoshu wasn't angry either, this place is indeed very steep, I can only say that the program team was very careful in finding a place, but for a person who grew up in the mountains, it is not difficult to go up.

(End of this chapter)