Country Composer

Chapter 151 The Powerful Ma Xiaoshu
Seeing Ma Xiaoshu not only not afraid, but also running fast in front alone, Mr. Bei couldn't help scaring him: "Hey! You have to be careful, there may be crocodiles in the water system of the tropical jungle, such as the most famous alligator in China."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "You mean that guy who can't even bite into Wangwang ice cream?"

Mr. Pei paused. It is true that Asian crocodiles can't scare people, and then said: "There may also be water snakes in the water."

Ma Xiaoshu: "That's a great supplement!"

Master Bei frowned: "You actually ate snakes?"

Ma Xiaoshu looked innocent: "When I was a child, I was lucky enough to catch it and stew it back. The soup is simply too delicious."

Saying this, the guy swallowed his saliva.

Master Bei said: "Have you ever eaten a crocodile? I have, but it's still raw! I really hope I can meet a crocodile today, so I can try it for you too."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "I don't want to go to jail! In our country, when you eat small animals, you should carefully identify them. If you eat small animals, you will go in."

Master Pei was speechless: "But we are recording a survival program!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's because it's a show that it breaks the law. If you're really starving to death, you won't break the law if you eat it."

Mr. Pei: "Your laws are too harsh!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Green waters and lush mountains are golden mountains and silver mountains! Protecting animals is everyone's responsibility!"

Lao Ma’s strong promotion of the law has made Lao Bei very depressed. I eat whatever I want to eat in the whole world, and whatever I encounter, and I still have to pick and choose when I come here?
In China, men at the top of the food chain are not allowed to eat protected animals!

Otherwise, reward a pair of silver bracelets.

Not long after, Ma Xiaoshu came to a waterfall and said to Mr. Pei: "The stream has come to an end."

Master Bei: "It seems that we can only climb up. First, we need to find a vine leading to it and test whether it is strong. This is very dangerous..."

Ma Xiaoshu thinks that Mr. Bei is a talker, those vines are tangled together, they are thicker than his legs, they must be strong!

He took off his shoes and put them in his backpack.

At this time, Mr. Pei had already climbed to the middle of the vine, and he was still muttering: "Hey! Spare food, watch my movements. Although I know you are strong, you can't climb the 20-meter-long vine with only the strength of your arms. Yes, learn to use your leg power like I do."

Ma Xiaoshu shook his head: "No, no, I'll go up to the side."

After that, he stepped on the rocks on the shore with his bare feet.

Although the stone was covered with moss, the grip of the bare feet was very strong, and the fingers and toes could not slip in the cracks of the rocks, so Ma Xiaoshu climbed up the cracks leisurely.

The speed can be said to be very fast, like walking on flat ground.

These environments that you think are difficult to live in are common to children in the mountains. They have come here for generations.

Ma Xiaoshu landed on the 20-meter-high bank, sat down and began to put on his shoes: "Hurry up, Mr. Pei!"

Lao Bei was a little embarrassed, was he offended, that kind of moss-covered ninety-degree stone wall can also be climbed?So should I keep climbing?Or continue to climb?
In the end, he chose to continue climbing because...

The cameraman tried to imitate Ma Xiaoshu climbing rocks barefoot, but failed, they were too clumsy.

Mr. Pei climbed to the big tree on the top of the vine, and then climbed along the tree to the shore, panting.

The cameraman can only climb vines, and the moss on the rocks is too slippery.

When seeing this paragraph, the audience was already in Bengbu:

"Hahaha……"

"Is Ma Xiaoshu a monkey? Can this go up?"

"Grandpa Bei has shown his face!"

"How did Ma Xiaoshu do it?"

"Rural children basically know it, right?"

"Not to mention, stiff foreigners really can't climb up."

"Ma Xiaoshu: so-easy!"

"It's true, I made me laugh, I'm so lucky."

"Grandpa Bei can't walk well anymore!"

After Master Bei came up, he panted heavily and came over to Ma Xiaoshu's side to survey the terrain. He checked the stones and moss on the cliff unconvinced, and shook his head in disbelief.

Ma Xiaoshu admired the videographer at the back very much, this guy is really awesome, he climbed the vines with a camera on his shoulder, faster than Mr. Pei.

Then they went into the jungle.

While walking through the luxuriant trees, Mr. Pei was nagging: "This is a wilderness that has never been conquered. Even today, there are often news about tigers in these areas..."

Ma Xiaoshu was a little embarrassed to hear that, yes, it is true that this is a tropical jungle, but it is only an hour away from the road, is that an exaggeration?

It is undeniable that Master Pei is very strong, but this place...

It is very likely that the mobile phone signal is full!
Afterwards, Mr. Pei found a nest of weaver ants and took Ma Xiaoshu to eat ant eggs.

"Spare food, how does it taste?"

"Unappetizing."

"But good protein, which is hard to come by in the wild."

"It's not hard to eat."

"Aren't you in pain?"

"It hurts."

"The bites of these ants are so painful they spit out formic acid..."

"It's poisonous ants! I saw them a lot when I was young. Not only eggs, but also ants can be eaten. At this time, as long as they light their nests with fire, it must be delicious."

"Good idea, we..."

"However, set fire to the bottom of the mountain and sit in the prison! If you were in our country, you would have already entered."

"Uh... let's go then. See what's ahead."

Master Bei felt that he had nowhere to use his strength, and wanted to pretend to be aggressive, but instead, Ma Xiaoshu gave him a lesson, which made him uncomfortable.

Ma Xiaoshu must feel the challenge!
Survival in the wild is not as simple as you think!
They continued to walk forward, although Master Bei quickened his pace, Ma Xiaoshu could still keep up calmly, without blushing or panting, after all, this place was no more difficult than the dense forest in his hometown except that it was more humid.

After walking for more than an hour, I have come to the real deep mountains and old forests, and there are no people around.

Don't worry about encountering a fisherman suddenly, or a shit squatting in the grass.

In the jungle, there are only animal paths from wild animals, and some feces can be encountered from time to time. Every time Bell has to pick it up, rub it, and analyze it.

Ma Xiaoshu has no interest in shit, he basically walks along the animal path.Mr. Pei does not take the usual way, he likes to jump up and down, but the basic direction is the same.

They came to a deep ditch, about ten meters high below, very steep.

There is a small stream in the ditch.

Mr. Pei found a tree growing sideways. This tree went straight to the opposite side and was the only passage nearby.

If you walk around, you may not be able to pass for several hours.

Ma Xiaoshu couldn't find another way either.

Mr. Pei took the lead to climb over. The trunk was wet and slippery, and the branches at the top were relatively thin. However, Mr. Pei still couldn't help showing off his strong upper body strength. The last section fell on the branch and swung with his arms.

Next it was Ma Xiaoshu's turn, and the cameraman gave him a safety rope, which could be tied to the tree trunk, so that he would not fall even if he stumbled.

Ma Xiaoshu didn't refuse the safety rope, and his fresh girlfriend hadn't warmed up yet, so he didn't want to die.

He was very cautious. This time he climbed slowly, but he was barefoot and very steady. When he reached the top branch, Ma Xiaoshu took the safety rope from the trunk and carefully tied it to the branch.

Not far away, Master Pei took out his gloves and was about to throw them over: "For spare food, you may need a pair of gloves, the branches are slippery and difficult to grasp."

Ma Xiaoshu shook his head: "I'm not used to it."

Master Pei: "If you use your bare hands, you need to be careful, but with a safety rope, you don't have to worry about falling."

Ma Xiaoshu spat into the palm of his hand: "Bah!"

Then, rub your hands together.

This is the experience of holding a hoe, spitting and not spitting are two different concepts.

Ma Xiaoshu grabbed the branches and quickly climbed over, using both hands and legs to climb vigorously at the same time.

He won't show off his upper body strength. The branches are too thin, and a single stress point will cause local pressure to increase. What if it breaks?If the safety rope is broken, it is useless.

Although Ma Xiaoshu is a wave, he does not want to die.

Finally reached the opposite bank, Ma Xiaoshu calmly grasped the gap in the rock wall and climbed up.

Master Bei praised: "Good job! Spare food, you are very strong! If you are not too young, I would even suspect that you have served in the special forces."

He thought the nickname he gave Ma Xiaoshu was very funny.

Ma Xiaoshu shrugged: "Boys who grew up in the mountains of China have basically climbed these places with their bare hands."

Master Bei exclaimed: "The quality of the terrible soldiers!"

Ma Xiaoshu turned his head to look at the cameraman on the other side, and then he saw a terrifying scene.

That guy was carrying a camera on his back, like a monkey, jumping over three times, five times and two times.

Ma Xiaoshu looked at Master Pei again, with question marks on his face.

Master Bei smiled and said, "He is my comrade in arms. We served in the same special force."

Ma Xiaoshu immediately asked: "Aren't you here to be spies to map the map?"

Mr. Bei's smile froze, and he shouted: "I don't even have any tools to draw a map? Please use your brain for spare food. You Chinese businessmen gave me so much money to record the show. I was out of my mind to help you for free. The military draws maps! They won't pay me!"

Ma Xiaoshu murmured: "Then you were just pretending to work so hard just now?"

Master Bei curled his lips: "For the sake of the show, sometimes I have to act a little harder, but actually...you know, it's not that difficult."

Ma Xiaoshu nodded: "You guys are amazing!"

He understood that they were all recruited by force, and their real strength was much stronger than his own.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Then the mossy stone wall just now is also the effect of the show?"

Master Bei smiled wryly: "That one really can't climb..."

To climb that place, in addition to the ability to grasp the hands and feet, the posture is also very important. Many movements are more difficult than Asian squats, and they really can't do it.

Soon, they crossed the rainforest and came to the river that was flooded by the heavy rain.

The surface of the river was tens of meters wide, and the water was as muddy as mud. Not to mention the fast flow, there were still many stakes and branches in the water.

Master Bei put his arm around Ma Xiaoshu's shoulder jokingly: "Now we are going to swim there. If we are touched by logs or other things in the water, we will be easily injured or even washed away. Are you ready?"

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Swim directly?"

Mr. Pei: "Of course! Ha, do you still want to build a boat?"

Without saying a word, Ma Xiaoshu took out a must-have condom from her bag. Gao Wen opened a box at the hotel the day before yesterday, and she hardly used it.This was the first time Ma Xiaoshu used the contents of the bag, and he knew he couldn't swim.

Master Bei knows the goods: "Good stuff! It seems that you have learned the skills of survival in the wild."

Of course Ma Xiaoshu didn't learn it, he just didn't want to waste it.

"call--"

Ma Xiaoshu blew up the three condoms into small balloons, stuffed them into the bag and zipped it up. In this way, a life buoy was ready.

Master Bei was a little greedy: "Hey, spare food, do you have any extra balloons?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Ten dollars each! You can pay again when you go back!"

(End of this chapter)