Country Composer

Chapter 152 Wilderness Gourmet

When the show aired three weeks later, the audience was amazed by this scene, and the barrage even called it a good guy:
"Ma Xiaoshu, you're gone, you dare to earn Master Pei's money?"

"I'm afraid that you will earn your life but not spend your life!"

"It's really good! The small store opened from "Shiny Boy" to "Extreme Survival."

"He must wear a condom on the show?"

"This thing is an artifact for survival in the wild. It can store water, make fire, etc."

"This episode is the best one so far! The guests are awesome!"

"Ma Xiaoshu is unexpectedly strong!"

"He just looks naive, but he is actually very organized."

"I've never watched "The Shining Boy", but this episode has become a fan of him."

"Won't the balloon pop?"

"Things that can bear the weight of life are of better quality than ordinary balloons."

When Gao Wen watched this episode later, she had a very different opinion. She only thought that Ma Xiaoshu was crazy and didn't use it when he should.

For the sake of his own dignity, Mr. Pei gave up using a condom and chose to swim directly.

Ma Xiaoshu followed closely behind, and at the forefront was...the cameraman.

This buddy is really fierce, paddling with one hand, and still taking pictures with the other.

The process of crossing the river was very thrilling. Mr. Pei was almost killed by the stake several times, but he avoided it every time. I don’t know if he was lucky or not. Ma Xiaoshu never encountered the stump, and seemed to walk around him.

After crossing the river, we came to another hillside, but fortunately it was not too steep.

Both Lao Bei and Ma Xiaoshu are tired, soaking in the water for a long time consumes energy very quickly, and those who go to play basketball after swimming will know that all the shots they throw are three-pointers.

Moreover, the time is already two o'clock in the afternoon.

It was long past lunch time, but they still hadn't had any water or rice, except for a little bit of ant eggs.

Ma Xiaoshu sat on the rock panting: "Old Bei, can you get me something to eat?"

Master Bei smiled: "As you wish! I will get you some special food. Have you seen that cave? That is our cafeteria."

Ma Xiaoshu grinned and saw the cave, it was quite big.

He knew what was in there, it was easy to grab during the day, and the taste...he hadn't eaten it either.

"Before exploring this unknown cave, we need to make a torch. There are bamboo and bamboo leaves that have not been wet..."

Mr. Pei started the teaching session again.

He also took out a tool—a knife, and made a simple torch with bamboo and bamboo leaves. He scratched the flint with the knife and ignited it easily, and the movement was very smooth.

Then he started the operation of the Chinese ancestors catching bats, threw the torch into the hole, and guarded the hole with a homemade tennis racket.Stimulated by the smoke, the bats flew out in groups. Master Pei slapped at the entrance of the cave, shouting as he slapped:

"This is protein! This is protein!"

Ma Xiaoshu didn't participate, but was on the sidelines cutting bamboo sticks, and Sister Bao prepared a Swiss army knife for him.

After a while, Master Pei came over with three bats.

Ma Xiaoshu held a large handful of bamboo sticks: "That's all?"

Master Bei: "Bats are hard to catch, and I've only succeeded this time. If you don't believe me, try it..."

Just try it.

Ma Xiaoshu soon came back with five bats.

Old Bei was surprised: "How did you do it?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "I picked them up in the cave, they flew into the water and got wet and couldn't fly."

Bell: "..."

Isn't that what I caught?It's just that I didn't notice it, Ma Xiaoshu picked it up.

Master Bei planned to eat it raw, but Ma Xiaoshu refused, and I finished peeling the bamboo sticks.

Then, Barbie Q started. Lao Bei was in charge of pinching off the head and tail, peeling and removing the internal organs, and Ma Xiaoshu was in charge of roasting. He took out a small bottle of magical material from his bag—salt.

Master Bei doesn't think highly of Ma Xiaoshu's behavior of taking salt in order to survive.Who will know when something will happen to him and he will put a bottle of salt in his bag every day?
Ma Xiaoshu doesn't care, you still carry a bag or a knife to survive?If you are capable, you really kill crocodiles with bare hands, don't you still need a knife?

Mr. Bei thinks that the roasted bat...is delicious!
With only salt seasoning, Ma Xiaoshu's grilling skills are very reliable, each one is roasted sizzling and oily, charred on the outside and tender on the inside.

In terms of cooking skills, Ma Xiaoshu is definitely better than Master Pei.

Even the video camera brother gave Ma Xiaoshu a thumbs up.

The barrage started to change a bit here. The audience found that Ma Xiaoshu seemed to be recording a food show, and gradually went astray.

After eating a small barbecue, they put out the fire with soil and continued on the road.

After that, Ma Xiaoshu became more active.

"Old Bei, there are fish in this water! Two of them come up. Hurry up? Okay..."

"Do you think it's going to go back again? It's time to catch fish and eat it."

"There's a bird's nest over there!"

"Is this fruit edible? Try it, Lao Bei. It seems that you can't eat it. Your lips are black."

"Damn it! This snake is so fat! I'm messing with him!"

Ma Xiaoshu and the cameraman were on the small slope, Master Pei went down first hanging from the vines, and then motioned them not to move, because he found a cobra.

This made Ma Xiaoshu very excited.

Mr. Pei held a stick across the seven-inch cobra, and the one-meter-long snake twisted and struggled.

Ma Xiaoshu swallowed his saliva, jumped down, and held up the bamboo spear in his hand to nail it to death. This is Ma Xiaoshu's self-made tool, which can be used as a weapon or as a crutch.

Old Bei said: "Wait! Isn't this thing protecting animals?"

Can he not eat?
The key is that this is in China, and the food must be carefully selected.

Ma Xiaoshu said with a smile: "Cobras are protected animals, but only in certain places, such as Mingzhu City, Qianzhou, and Xiangzhou. Here they are not protected animals, but ordinary animals."

Master Bei also became happy: "That's really great!"

The snake spat out the letter and kept trying to back away.

Ma Xiaoshu: "You cross it, I'll nail its neck first, and then chop off its head!"

As he spoke, he approached with a bamboo spear and took out a Swiss army knife, his face filled with the joy of a good harvest.

Mr. Bei babbled to the camera again: "The venom of this snake is deadly. It is very dangerous to encounter it in the wild. We must keep a distance from it. But at the same time, its protein content is also very rich. Now, Ma Xiaoshu wants to kill him. Become our food. We are so lucky that we can taste the taste of Chinese cobras in this adventure."

When Ma Xiaoshu was about to poke it down, he suddenly stopped: "What are you talking about? This is a Chinese cobra?"

Mr. Pei: "Yes! It's a very rare species."

Ma Xiaoshu immediately lost interest, and walked back: "You still eat a fart! Ordinary cobras are not protected animals, but Chinese cobras are. We have to go in after eating."

Lao Bei was also very disappointed: "It's really... such a pity! The animals in China are so happy!"

The three of them distanced themselves from the snake, and then left cautiously, feeling happy in vain.

Barrage:

"Snake: Thanks to CCTV! Thanks to the criminal law! Thanks to the motherland!"

"Snake: Come here!"

"Grandpa Bei: This is the bottom of the prison, you can't afford to mess with it!"

"Hahaha……"

"Ma Xiaoshu is drooling."

"devil!"

"This snake can blow for a lifetime."

"I thought Master Pei was going to catch snakes with his bare hands."

"Ma Xiaoshu: My knife was only two centimeters from its neck."

"He's really ruthless!"

"I used to think this show was fake, but this time I believe it."

"No matter how fake you are, you can't get Chinese cobras!"

"It's a good thing that Master Bei said the name of the snake, otherwise Ma Xiaoshu would have died!"

"It can't be finished! If you really kill it, it won't be broadcast."

Master Pei also thought the same way, we went back and got rid of it, wouldn't it be fine if we didn't shoot it?
Ma Xiaoshu refused, you patted your ass and left after recording the show, I still have to live in this country, what if one day my secrets are revealed?No matter how hungry you have to hold back.

Soon, the three of them came to a waterfall with a pool below.

Simply put, there is no way out.

They grabbed the vines and walked down. When they reached a place seven or eight meters away from the pool, they couldn't go down.

Mr. Pei: "I can only jump down, but the problem is that I don't know how deep the pool is, and there seems to be no stones in the water, what a dog!"

call out!
He grabbed the vines and swung out, then jumped into the pool: "The pool is very deep, there are no stones in it, it's safe!"

Camera guy... Phew.

Leap of Faith!

Ma Xiaoshu grinned, no wonder there are so few foreigners!

He took two steps back, took a run-up, and jumped towards the place where Mr. Pei just entered the water. Safety comes first in the survival show!

Shen Yong's Ma Xiaoshu entered the water perfectly, and the splash was pretty good.

At this time, he heard Mr. Pei cheering: "Wow! Look what I found? It's a frog! This must not be a protected animal, right?"

Ma Xiaoshu looked over, and there were indeed a few stupid green-backed bullfrogs by the pool.

He said: "Wild frogs are also protected animals!"

Master Bei was about to go crazy, scratching his hair: "God! It's really hard to survive in your country!"

Ma Xiaoshu added: "However, only [-] frogs will be punished, so it is actually possible."

Old Bei rolled his eyes: "Kang Muang~ Can you finish talking at once? I'm already very hungry!"

Traveling in such a jungle consumes as much energy per hour as a normal person's day, so the few roasted bats at noon have already been digested.

Mr. Pei grabbed a frog, pressed it on the ground, cut off its head and began to peel it, and then ate it raw.

"Remove the head and internal organs first, and then like this, take off their clothes and shoes...the rest is edible, ahh..."

Ma Xiaoshu was also hungry, so he grabbed two of them not to be outdone, but his handling method was much more civilized. He took the hind legs of the bullfrogs and slapped them on the rocks, knocking them unconscious before peeling them with a knife to remove their internal organs.

It is not difficult for Ma Xiaoshu to eat raw bullfrogs, but he did not gnaw them raw. Instead, he peeled off the skin and cut off the four feet, cut them into small pieces the size of a thumb, washed them clean, and found two large leaves to make a funnel shape. Put the frog meat in and marinate it with salt, squeeze out the blood and add salt.

Then, he pulled a few Houttuynia cordata on the bank, washed it, chopped it, threw it in and mixed it well, skillfully.

Hmm... fragrant!

The cold bullfrog is actually very delicious.

At this time, Mr. Pei and the cameraman had already gnawed a bullfrog and were about to continue on their way.

Ma Xiaoshu followed closely, holding two bamboo sticks as chopsticks, eating while walking.

It looks very much like... a tourist.

Even this program group, which almost never uses special effects and exaggerated subtitles, gave Ma Xiaoshu P a chef's hat with six large characters on the back:
Elegance never goes out of style!

What the bullet screens show is:
"Ma Xiaoshu True Wilderness Gourmet!"

"Show me hungry in the middle of the night."

"Diving frog takeaway is starting..."

"Cold frogs are more delicious if they are boiled and then mixed."

"Ma Xiaoshu, a rough guy, has become a delicate boy under the background of Master Bei!"

(End of this chapter)