Country Composer

In fact, Ma Xiaoshu was thinking too much, Mr. Pei was only dark under the lights, he really understood, but he didn't think about fetching water from the banana tree at the beginning, he only wanted to show off his skills.

This time it's a bit Waterloo...

When the feature film of the show is put here, the barrage can be imagined to fly:
"The picture of Master Pei eating fish eyes almost killed me laughing."

"It probably tastes like preserved eggs."

"Looking at his painful expression, I feel that the instant noodles in my hand are more fragrant."

"As we all know, Master Pei's recording is a food show, which is very good for dinner."

"I'm hungry to show you..."

"This little roast looks delicious."

"The devil fish is really delicious."

"Ma Xiaoshu has the ability to turn any variety show into a gourmet show."

"Hahaha... Only Mr. Pei hasn't drank any water yet!"

"Hahahahaha..."

"Laughing to death! Master Pei doesn't know about banana trees?"

"He showed off his skills and pretended to be aggressive, forgetting that the banana tree was full of water."

"Ma Xiaoshu is really, every time he can perfectly sanction Master Bei, the sixth child."

"Is it okay to have a non-still picture?"

"I went back and watched it a few times, haha!"

I have to say that Ma Xiaoshu's barbecue skills have improved again. It may also be because the devil fish itself is more delicious than bullfrogs and bats.

What about survival?

How did it become a food show?

Master Bei was a little confused, he was lost in thought while picking his teeth with grass stalks.

For Zhang Wei, this is a travel program, eat and drink enough and go to sleep.

Ma Xiaoshu grilled another ten skewers of devil fish, and invited the two cameramen to come and eat. He didn't need to take pictures for the time being, and he would take pictures when he was in action.

Master Bei suddenly laughed: "Ma, it suddenly occurred to me that it would be more interesting if you recorded the show with Hungry De, and that guy will definitely make you cry!"

Ma Xiaoshu also smiled: "Because he always has nothing to eat, right?"

Grandpa Bei: "Ahaha... I bet he will cry because of your little barbecue! He will definitely. If there is a chance, I will introduce you to each other."

Ma Xiaoshu: "You know Lord De?"

Mr. Bei shrugged: "In fact, we are good friends in private, that guy is my idol, he is too powerful. Think about it, a man who spent 860 days walking out of Amazon with bare hands... If it was me, he would have gone crazy gone."

Ma Xiaoshu also nodded: "The boss in my university dormitory is a fan of Master De, and the other roommate is a fan of yours. They often argue about which of you is stronger."

Master Bei shook his head: "We are different. Do you know what is different between me and him?"

Ma Xiaoshu laughed: "Netizens in our country have summed up that Mr. Pei starts with a backpack, and Mr. De starts with a mosaic."

Master Bei laughed wildly: "Ahahahaha... Chinese netizens are so humorous! Mosaic, hahaha... I will write down this joke and pass it on to him later."

Ma Xiaoshu said again: "Also. When Master Bei sees Master De, he will say... Look, that is Master De. His body is rich in protein, which is 6 times that of beef. Let's catch up."

Master Bei slapped his thigh with a smile: "Hahaha! That's right! I always use beef as a reference. What will Master De say when he sees me?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Grandpa De will say... Look, that's Master Bei, he looks very hungry, we'd better stay away from him."

There is a reason for being hungry and starving!

He belongs to the Shenyong type.

Master Pei is not, he happily kills and eats meat when he meets a crocodile.

One word, aggressive!
Mr. Pei: "Very precise, that's what he would say. That guy is too cautious. I'm different. I climb cliffs when I see them, jump when I see pools of water, and eat animals when I see them. Who gave me a knife? "

Master De starts with a physical body, and his equipment depends entirely on crafting. He certainly doesn't dare to be like Master Pei, but his starting point is low for a long time, and the degree of difficulty is even greater.

If you have to compare the two, you can only say that one is bold and unrestrained, and the other is realistic. Master De's set of things is more useful to ordinary people.

Ma Xiaoshu looked at the vegetation around the island and said, "Do you think there are sheep on this island?"

Grandpa Bei: "Do you also want to pick up a stupid sheep that hit a tree by itself?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Then eat for ten days."

Master Bei laughed so hard that tears came out, he really was an old stalker of starving Germany.

After laughing for a long time, Master Pei suddenly patted Ma Xiaoshu on the shoulder and said, "To be honest, I think you are a natural survivalist in the wilderness. You can try to do this kind of program, because you can always put There's an amazing talent for making weird food delicious."

Ma Xiaoshu was stunned for a moment, then shook his head: "I don't have any professional knowledge, so I should stop doing this kind of program. It's boring to be fake, and I can't do it if I really want to survive."

Mr. Pei: "Of course, you still need some professional training, but this will be easy for you."

Ma Xiaoshu: "No, no, no... I don't want to do such a hard program."

Who likes being abused?

Moreover, survival programs don't seem to be very popular in China, and even the star version of Bell's "Extreme Survival" has low ratings.

You know, this show invited a superstar like Dayao, and the audience still didn't like to watch it.

If Ma Xiaoshu hadn't been a guest, he wouldn't have known there was such a program.

Master Bei showed off to Ma Xiaoshu: "Do you know what the most powerful thing I have done on the show is?"

Ma Xiaoshu hasn't watched too many old Bei's programs: "Drinking urine?"

Master Bei shook his head: "That's too pediatric."

Ma Xiaoshu: "You are so awesome."

Master Bei said mysteriously: "What I am most proud of is that during my last adventure on a small Pacific island, I built a raft and floated to the mainland along the ocean current, and it floated on the sea for two days and two nights..."

Ma Xiaoshu gave a thumbs up: "Awesome!"

Mr. Pei: "That's not the case. I ran out of fresh water on the way. I came across a rocky island and reef. I climbed up and filled the pit with a lot of bird droppings..."

Ma Xiaoshu showed a fearful expression: "Is that drinkable? Will it be poisoned?"

Master Bei smiled and said, "Of course you can't drink them directly, the stomach will reject them, but the intestines can also absorb water, so I chose an enema. After two days of persistence, I saw land."

Ma Xiaoshu was about to crack, and his expression was completely out of control. Is this something a human can do?
Yang Li also sat up, and said with horror on his face: "Enema is really difficult."

shhhhhh...

Everyone looked at Yang Li.

Yang Li's pretty face flushed: "Ah, that's right, I have a friend..."

Zhang Wei: "I believe it! Okay, let's talk about something else. What is the most disgusting food Master Bei has ever eaten?"

Master Pei immediately masked the pain: "Preserved egg."

Zhang Wei began to babble, why does the preserved egg feel disgusting when it is so delicious?

Ma Xiaoshu laughed heartlessly beside him, that's right, it was the one who gave him preserved eggs!
in the afternoon.

Master Bei took Zhang Wei and his group to the other side of the mountain to cut bamboo to make bamboo rafts.

These bamboos were discovered by Mr. Pei when he was patrolling the island in the morning. He was going to make a big bamboo raft to carry everyone away from the desert island, just like he did the last time he had an enema on a desert island in the Pacific Ocean.

Moreover, there are bamboos and banana trees, so they can bring a lot of fresh water, so it won't be as tragic as last time.

Ma Xiaoshu and Yang Li stayed next to the plantain grove, making hammocks out of old fishing nets and ropes. Of course, the hammocks had to be covered with a roof to prevent heavy rain at night.

Yang Li was not squeamish at all. He pulled Ma Xiaoshu's small trailer made of tree branches to and from the garbage dump on the beach and the campsite, and brought back a lot of useful garbage.

Ma Xiaoshu was dexterous, and hung a hammock on a few big trees next to the plantain grove, tried it on it, and it was very strong.

He used branches and vines to build a roof frame above, and then tied wide plantain leaves, and the roof was completed.

Yang Li was pouring water on the side. She didn't know how to do technical work, and all she did was physical work, so she was exhausted.

Ma Xiaoshu folded a banana leaf and fanned it for her.

Yang Li's cheeks were flushed from the sun.

Seeing the cameraman taking a close-up shot of the shelter, she whispered to Ma Xiaoshu: "I really have a friend, don't think about it."

Ma Xiaoshu looked blank: "What are you thinking?"

Yang Li said angrily: "What do you mean? You don't even think about it?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "What are you thinking? What are you talking about?"

Yang Li snorted angrily: "What do you want to eat for dinner, okay? I get angry after eating too much barbecue, and I'm very angry now!"

Ma Xiaoshu was thoughtful: "Then let's go to the center of the island to have a look, it's still early anyway."

At about four or five o'clock in the afternoon, the shipbuilding duo hadn't come back yet, and the construction of the shelter was completed. Ma Xiaoshu was in a hurry, and wanted to see what was in the depths of the island.

Ma Xiaoshu let Yang Li take Master Bei's harpoon, which can be used not only as a crutch, but also as a weapon for self-defense at critical moments.

And he himself, of course, was holding the Swiss Army Knife that Sister Bao bought for him, which was the thing that stabbed the devil fish to death.Although this thing is small, it is very sharp. More importantly, it has a variety of tools, including scissors, pliers, saws, needles, etc. that are most useful for survival.

Just walking out of the plantain grove, it was a piece of barren grass, the grass was taller than a person.

Ma Xiaoshu stopped, cut a few banana leaves, and folded them skillfully.

He imitated Mr. Pei and said to the camera: "To survive on a deserted island in the Pacific Ocean, we must pay attention to the sun in the sky. They will cause great damage to our exposed skin. If we are exposed to the sun for too long, it is easy to burn the skin. …it’s not pretty. So, we need to make a hat and a shawl to keep out the sun.”

After speaking, he put the banana hat and shawl that he had made on Yang Li's body.

Well, sister raccoon looks pretty good in a cuckold.

Yang Li was very moved, he even knew that girls are afraid of getting tanned.

In fact, she was thinking too much, Ma Xiaoshu just wanted to show off the things she played with when she was a child, making clothes and hats from banana leaves, that's all.

keep going.

Ma Xiaoshu walked towards the high place of the island, wading out of the way, Yang Li followed.Of course, the cameraman is more wild, jumping around like a monkey, and his physical strength is ridiculously good.

Climbing up a small hill, they came to a forest with very tall trees.

Suddenly, Ma Xiaoshu pointed upwards and said: "Look! There is a bird's nest there, maybe there are eggs in it, let's go up and have a look."

Belle's tone is getting more and more proficient.

After finishing speaking, Ma Xiaoshu took off his shoes and began to climb the tree with his saber in his mouth. What if there were snakes on the tree?
The wild knife is ready first.

Seeing this scene, the audience gave Ma Xiaoshu a new nickname - Master Ma!