Country Composer

Chapter 161 Sister Li was insulted

There were no snakes on the tree, and there were no eggs in the bird's nest. Ma Xiaoshu and the cameraman made the trip for nothing. The cameraman was very dedicated, and he climbed up the tree next to him with the camera on his shoulders. He really followed the whole process.

Yang Li wore a banana leaf hat and shouted from below: "Ma Xiaoshu, slow down, be careful not to get hurt, it will delay making money for the company."

Ma Xiaoshu put away the knife and slowly went down the tree. It was very painful to go down the tree, and this kind of pain was only for men.

The powerful camera brother next door also had a ferocious expression and blushed.

Ma Xiaoshu joked: "Be careful, don't put your own in without the bird's egg."

Seeing the two tough men hugging the tree trunk with extreme caution, Yang Li couldn't help laughing: "Why do you say you have nothing to do with the tree trunk? Aren't you going to have trouble with your brother? Take it easy."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Shut up!"

Yang Li happily watched the joke, and then saw a group of sheep walking towards her from the back of the hillside.

"There are sheep! Ma Xiaoshu, look there are sheep!"

Ma Xiaoshu also saw it, and shouted: "Hit them!"

Yang Li was at a loss: "Ah? Who to hit? How should I hit?"

"Strengthen the harpoon in your hand and poke any one!"

"I am afraid!"

"Don't be afraid, just poke!"

"Come on, I can't do it."

"I... can't get down, it's too slow, hurry up!"

Ma Xiaoshu also wants to be fast, but does this thing dare to go fast?What should I do if it is worn out?
He is still seven or eight meters away from the ground, and slowly crawling down.Now the sheep are not frightened, and they are passing by Yangli leisurely, and they will be far away by the time Ma Xiaoshu comes down.

As soon as Yang Li raised the harpoon in his hand, the sheep flocked and scattered, bleating.

She clumsily caught up with one and poked it, missed the sheep and threw herself.

Of course Yang Li is not afraid of sheep, she is just afraid of killing sheep.

But she was too worried. With her force value, she could not pose a threat to the sheep at all, and would be easily killed instead.

The sheep in front immediately jumped and ran away in fright, and the stupid ones in the back ran along after a mess. Their little brains didn't think much, and they chose a very direct route, which was to run by Yang Li.

After all, the creature looked weak.

Yang Li just sat up: "Oh! They run so fast, ah—"

winter!
A yellow and white sheep directly hit Yangli's heart, deformed visible to the naked eye, and then bounced back.

Yang Li was thrown to the ground by the top of the sheep.

"what……"

"baa~~"

"oops……"

"Baa baa~"

"Help! Ma Xiaoshu!"

"Baa baa~"

Ma Xiaoshu was stunned. These sheep were really fierce. They not only overturned Yang Li, but also jumped over her. He hung on the tree and watched Yang Li being trampled on the ground by the sheep, at least being trampled. a dozen times.

The sheep hit Yang.

The most outrageous thing is a little lamb, which jumped over Yangli, then turned around to face Yangli with its head buried.

After pushing twice in a row, he ran away in relief.

Yang Li's banana leaf hat and shawl were torn long ago, and he knelt in the grass with disheveled hair, hugging his head and screaming: "Ahhh! It's so small that it's as good as me..."

Ma Xiaoshu and the cameraman looked at each other, how could this woman be so weak?
Even sheep bully her.

The scene just now was completely photographed, and it was from a condescending angle, so it was clearly seen that Yang Li was bullied instead of hunting, and was humiliated by the sheep.

The two hits by the little lamb were not very harmful but extremely insulting.

Yang Li felt the great humiliation, and when he saw that the lamb pushed her up, he jumped up angrily, angrily grabbed the lamb with his bare hands, and then fell on all fours.

The lamb jumped into the woods, and there was a mocking sound of bleating.

"Oh, oh ~ it hurts! Ma Xiaoshu saved his life, they bully me, alas ..."

Yang Li lay on the ground and screamed.

Here, Ma Xiaoshu continued to wriggle slowly down the tree.

When the program reaches here, the barrage is of course very dense, which makes sense:
"Yang Li: Ah, I'm not clean anymore!"

"That's horrible……"

"Although it was miserable, I still smiled unkindly."

"This paragraph is too much!"

"It's the funniest part of the show."

"Coupled with Ma Xiaoshu's cautious descending action, it's simply..."

"The sheep are too much."

"I saw that Yang Li's chest was crushed."

"The ram's horn hurts."

"What do those who say the show is fake? Sheep read the script of the show?"

"The previous whale was also invited by the program team."

"The weakest guest in "Survival Extreme" ever."

"That lamb is really too much, die laughing."

It took Ma Xiaoshu another half a minute to get down from the tree.

Yang Li was still lying on the ground, crying and chirping: "Woooooooooo...Ma Xiaoshu sprained my ankle, it hurts so much, chirping..."

Ma Xiaoshu took off her shoes and pinched her feet: "Is it hurting here or here?"

Yang Li wiped away tears: "The ankle hurts, and the whole body hurts."

Ma Xiaoshu held her foot to draw a circle, then pulled it suddenly, and made a clicking sound.

Yang Li screamed in pain.

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Okay, I corrected it for you, but it will still hurt for a while. But, sister, is this too embarrassing for you? You can't even beat sheep? You were hurt by them."

"Why are there sheep on this desert island?"

"Although it's a deserted island, it's not far from Hawaii. If you come here, there are even bamboos here."

"Why aren't they afraid of me?"

"What are you afraid of them? Think about it."

Yang Li cried and laughed: "Pfftchi~ah...they bully me alone! It's not fair, hiss! It hurts me so much! The most disgusting thing is that little one, it's only so small, it's so big, it can't bear it! I hit twice, I'm so mad!"

Ma Xiaoshu pointed to the spotted lamb in the bushes in the distance: "Is that the one?"

Yang Li nodded: "That's it! It didn't even have a horn to hit me!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Okay, I'll let you apologize."

Yang Li: "Huh?"

Ma Xiaoshu told the cameraman: "If I don't come back, you can take her back to the camp first."

Then he rushed to the flock.

The sheep also found Ma Xiaoshu and started to run away. In the dense forest with overgrown bushes, they were not only extremely fast but also flexible in steering, making it difficult to catch at all.

But Ma Xiaoshu is a real ruthless person, he pursued him closely, ran faster and faster, and disappeared into the woods together with the sheep in a short while.

Yang Li tiptoed on his left foot and shouted: "Ma Xiaoshu! Come back, stop chasing him!"

What Ma Xiaoshu couldn't hear, the audience all over the country knew that Yang Li's voice was very small, thin and whiny.

So, she could only follow the cameraman back to the camp first.

Waiting and waiting, Ma Xiaoshu hasn't come back yet.

An hour had passed, and Yang Li turned around in a hurry, and said to the cameraman, "Can you go and look for him, I'm afraid something will happen to him."

The cameraman shook his head: "I have to follow you, you need protection even more."

"I'm safe in camp."

"Everywhere on the island is not safe. Poisonous snakes, scorpions, lizards, etc. may appear at any time. You can't deal with them."

"But……"

"Don't worry about the horse. He is very powerful. There will be no large beasts on this island that can hurt him, such as lions and leopards. No."

"..."

Yang Li was speechless, but worried that Ma Xiaoshu would encounter a snake.

This was recorded abroad, even if it was a cobra, Ma Xiaoshu stewed it.

In fact, snakes are not powerful at all, and they can be easily killed with a stick, unless it is a python, but this small island cannot support pythons.

At this point in the show, it is natural to exaggerate Yang Li's worries first, and then switch to Ma Xiaoshu's perspective.

He has a gopro camera strapped to his hairband, and what is captured is almost his point of view.

All I saw was that Ma Xiaoshu chased the flock of sheep at high speed all the way, from the halfway up the mountain to the top of the highest mountain on the island, then down the cliff to the beach, ran several hundred meters on the beach, and then got into the bamboo forest.

The flock of sheep ran and scattered, and Ma Xiaoshu kept chasing the little lamb with spots.

Let you apologize and you still run?It is the rule to apologize when you do something wrong.

Ma Xiaoshu's breathing has been steady, and his physical strength is astonishing.

Those sheep, on the other hand, sounded more and more desolately.

When it got out of the bamboo forest, the flock of sheep completely scattered, and the spotted lamb was in a panic, because it was the only sheep left, and the Twolegs behind it was chasing after it, it was really desperate.

"What~"

The little lamb fled desperately, panicking.

Ma Xiaoshu ran along patiently, not rushing to speed up or strike.

The program screen then switches back to the camp.

When Master Bei and Zhang Wei came back, Yang Li immediately chattered about pouring beans out of the bamboo tube, saying that Ma Xiaoshu ran away with the sheep.

But those two were not worried at all.

Zhang Wei was so exhausted that he was grilling fish for himself, thinking brokenly: "It's too difficult! I'm exhausted, and I won't come to this show no matter how much money you give me in the future. I haven't done as much work in my life as I do today. My hands are worn out... Master Pei and I built a boat! I'm so awesome!"

Mr. Pei is checking the house and hammock made by Ma Xiaoshu, they are very strong and there is no problem at all.

Yang Li asked Bei Ye to find Ma Xiaoshu again.

Mr. Pei said: "There is no need, goats cannot pose a threat to humans, oh, except you."

Yang Li: "..."

Sure enough, Ma Xiaoshu came back not long after, carrying the spotted lamb on his shoulders that had bullied Yangli.

Ma Xiaoshu came to Yang Li and pressed the sheep to the ground: "Kneel down!"

The sheep couldn't struggle, and knelt down on the ground: "Baa!

"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Kowtow."

He pressed the lamb's head and hit the ground.

Zhang Wei also came over, pointed at the sheep and said, "Do you know it's wrong? It's wrong to bump into people. Didn't your parents teach you to be polite? School... oh, you never went to school."

Sheep: "Baa (are you sick)?"

On the contrary, Yang Li, who was being bullied, couldn't stand it any longer. He came over and patted the lamb's head and said, "Okay, okay, I forgive you. Don't mention it, it looks pretty cute, shall we let it go? Go back to where its parents are, in the future..."

Ma Xiaoshu took out the knife, grabbed the sheep's neck, and cut the throat calmly.

Blood, sprayed all over the ground.

Yang Li went crazy with fright: "Ahhhhhh!

"

Then Ma Xiaoshu responded: "It's really cute, sister, if you like it, I'll leave the skin for you to make a vest or something."

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