Country Composer

Although it has only been a month since his official debut, Master Ma has grown a lot now and has learned how to handle his boss. As long as he holds his boss by the throat, he can work happily and make money.

In the workplace, dealing with the boss is also very important.

My brother Ma is best at... fighting!pay!road!

The first month was very busy and chaotic, mainly because of the "Shiny Boy" concert and other activities, Ma Xiaoshu was tossed around.

The next step will be much better, Ma Xiaoshu will soon join the crew.

His next job is to film and record albums. Oh yes, Boss Yang is a restless person. In order to win the gambling agreement with the company, he took on a lot of odd jobs. One of them is "Run", and she He plans to take Ma Xiaoshu with him.

It's not that she is so rare about Ma Xiaoshu, she is indeed rare, but taking Ma Xiaoshu to record programs has nothing to do with this.

In the past, Jiaxing had no big names except Yangli, and no one wanted to bring it to variety shows, unless you paid for it.Now with Ma Xiaoshu, his value in variety shows has become more and more obvious. Both the market and the audience have high expectations for him, so naturally they flock to him.

How could Boss Yang only earn one when he could earn two notice fees?
Besides, Ma Xiaoshu is a bit tough, even her boss would dare to hit her... What if he went to record the show alone and got into trouble?She decided to take Ma Xiaoshu first.

Ma Xiaoshu likes to record variety shows because the money comes in quickly, but "Run" seems to be recorded in a month.

So, Ma Xiaoshu took the bullet train back to his hometown mountain city.

If wealth does not return home, it is like traveling at night in brocade clothes. Ma Xiaoshu not only wants to go home, but also builds a big house at home.

As for Jincheng College, Ma Xiaoshu didn't bother to go back and ask for leave in person. At worst, he would give the principal two bottles of Moutai for the Chinese New Year, and it was impossible for Gou Jian to donate a library.

After all, Li Bai once said, "Although Jincheng is lewd, it is better to return home early."

Before when Ma Xiaoshu entered the village, the whole village hid away, but this time it was different, they greeted Ma Xiaoshu warmly.

"The tree baby is back? Make a lot of money!"

"Didn't you act on TV today?"

"When Gou Ri is a star, it's different. Dress up well."

"Hey, it said on the phone that you were playing with your friends, is it true?"

"It must be true, my girl is so pretty."

"Looks like a star too."

"Xiaoshu, are you an iron rice bowl when you work in the TV station?"

"You know a hammer! He is a contracted financial company and is a self-employed person."

"I read Douyin said that he went to the island to open up wasteland."

The village head is a knowledgeable man, wearing a Chinese tunic suit and holding a tobacco leaf in his mouth, and he speaks civilized language:
"Fuck you! You know what a duck! He is going to the island to play TV, the island of the Americans, he belongs to the country to win glory for the country. I can't understand it, let's pick your shit."

The old man was scolded so bloody that he fled with the dung bucket.

Ma Xiaoshu was a little dizzy by them, he took out Zhonghua and beat him around: "I'll go back first."

Village Chief: "Hey, wait a minute! Wait a minute."

Ma Xiaoshu felt that they were very strange: "If you have anything to say, just tell me, don't be dumbfounded."

The old village head blushed: "I'm stunned... Didn't the village build a road the year before last? Everyone has no income from farming, and the village wants to build a vegetable base, a greenhouse, and a food processing factory. , Oh, this is made in the town, to make some kohlrabi and sauerkraut for sale. Respond to the national policy and increase the income of farmers!"

Ma Xiaoshu was very confused: "It's up to you, the village chief, to decide on such a big matter, and I don't know how to play football."

The village chief waved his hands again and again: "No, no, no, I want to cook, and I especially need to ask for your opinion, Ma Xiaoshu!"

Ma Xiaoshu didn't understand anymore, looked at the earnest eyes of the surrounding villagers, and tentatively said:
"Lack of money?"

The village chief waved his hand again: "There is no shortage, no shortage! Everyone raises funds to build greenhouses, and the food processing factory in the town invests in our village to get dry stocks."

"Is there such a good thing?"

"Is the policy good?"

"Then what exactly do you want me to do? Tell me clearly! Don't say I'm leaving."

"Hey... I want to borrow your brain for a while."

"If I heat you up, it's up to you?"

Ma Xiaoshu immediately pinched the village chief's throat. Fortunately, the village chief got used to it and took a puff of cigarette calmly.

An old man next to him said, "He means to print your head on the kohlrabi pocket."

Ma Xiaoshu understands now. In fact, there are too many food processing factories in mountain cities, and any town wants to set up them, but not many make money.But this town is different, there is a star here, if Ma Xiaoshu's photo can be printed, the effect will be different.

The rural people are very sophisticated, and the leaders are even more cunning.

He dismissed the village head and said with disgust: "You can't even speak clearly when you return to the village head."

The village chief was a little shy: "They are ignorant and fearless, but I went to the town for a meeting, and the leader said that he would pay you 150 million yuan a year for printing your head. He asked me to discuss it with you, can you please carry forward your spirit... ..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Whore for nothing?"

Village head: "I'm not talking about it in a daze, you call it... supporting the economic construction of mountainous areas, and loving my hometown when I'm out of town."

Ma Xiaoshu thought for a while, then nodded: "Sure, there is nothing else to do?"

Everyone was overjoyed, shaking their heads one after another, calling him to go home for dinner.

Although Ma Xiaoshu loves money, he doesn't earn everything. He didn't refuse to use his portrait in mustard packaging, so he went back to Sister Bao to discuss it.If the folks in the village can get rich, that's a good thing. If Ma Xiaoshu is really penniless, he will be hated, and the old parents at home will not live well.

In the countryside, it is so realistic.

They are really kind when they are cute, but they are really evil when they are hateful. Human nature cannot stand the test.

Before she came back, she called. The old mother was wearing an apron and holding a spatula and was standing at the gate of the courtyard looking around. When she saw Ma Xiaoshu coming out from behind the house obliquely in front, she finally showed a happy smile, and her face was full of wrinkles blooming like flowers.

The father leaned against the wall and stood under the eaves. When he saw Ma Xiaoshu, he sat down and looked around again, pretending not to wait for his son.

Ma Xiaoshu walked into the courtyard gate, and the grown-up Laijo rushed forward excitedly, wagging his tail, and was kicked away by Ma Xiaoshu.

"Mom! Tomorrow I'll take you to the street for a full hairstyle!"

Ma Xiaoshu hugged her mother and turned around.

The old mother was shy, and hit Ma Xiaoshu a few times, saying: "I'm getting old, why should I get my hair done? It's a matter of business to buy you two decent clothes for the old man."

Father lowered his head: "I have clothes to wear."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Oh~ it's ok! Last month, I was twitching while walking, and now I can weave baskets. The stroke is almost healed? Old man, drink at night!"

Father: "Have a drink."

The mother was nervous: "Don't drink it, in case it ends up in the hospital again."

The father suddenly became arrogant: "Hmph! Now our house may not be short of medical expenses, is it? The money Xiaoshu earns in a month is enough for me to stay in the hospital for a few years! What a waste of a hammer!"

The old man is a master of arithmetic!

Mother was dumbfounded, it seemed to make sense, but something seemed wrong.

My parents are hard-working people, they are almost [-] years old, and they don't have much culture.

Ma Xiaoshu is not their first child. In fact, he also has an older brother. During those years, he was under strict control and only had one child. As a result, when he was 15 years old, he went to take a bath in Yantang and drowned. The elder brother is not as good as the old man. A stroke in the pond, I can swim back with my face.

In the year when the eldest brother was whitewashed, the two elders were almost 40 years old. One can imagine how much grief they felt, so they turned their grief into strength and made great efforts... Ma Xiaoshu and Ma Xiaomiao.

If you are fined, you have to have one more, so as not to cause another accident.

Therefore, the two elders doted on Ma Xiaoshu very much, and the sensible Miaomiao didn't complain too much, and it was not easy for them.

Mother took Ma Xiaoshu back to the house, mysteriously: "Your sister said you were playing with your friends? You are a foreigner. What is your name? Real hammer or official announcement?"

Ma Xiaoshu didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I'm not a foreigner, but I just look like Gao Wen. She looks like this!"

Pull out your phone and dazzle photos and videos.

Ma Xiaoshu is a person who doesn't like to take pictures, and he took a lot of pictures with Gao Wen. It's so beautiful that I can't help but want to take pictures.

Mother: "Ah...she's so obedient! Why is she so skinny! Why don't you tell her to eat more quacks."

Ma Xiaoshu: "She's not too thin."

Father didn't know when he stood on the bench and stared at it: "Isn't this skinny? It's like a skeleton!"

The sow also nodded: "That's right, it's better to be fatter, and the buttocks are big to give birth."

Ma Xiaoshu looked terrified: "Big! The foot basin is so big!"

Mother: "Empty chatting, you know again..."

Ma Xiaoshu said sincerely: "I've seen it! It's big and fleshy!"

A strange brilliance flashed in the mother's eyes: "Oh... our tree baby is really promising! Sit on the roof, old man, don't make up your mind, go in and sit down, I'll give you two fathers crispy peanuts, You drink first, the food will be ready soon."

My father was also very excited, and went into the house to carry the flagon.

This is a happy event, a must drink!
Halfway through the drink, the old mother was still worried, and pulled Ma Xiaoshu to ask quietly: "Are you sleepy?"

Ma Xiaoshu grinned: "I've been sleepy a few times, very comfortable."

The old mother was finally at ease.

The next day, the town leaders came to thank Ma Xiaoshu for signing a contract for free use of portrait rights. This contract was made by Ma Xiaoshu's sister Bao who was far away in the Western Regions. On the packaging of non-staple food products, it is signed once a year.

The signing went well, but Ma Xiaoshu was a little worried about the brand name of the kohlrabi, which was called... Ma Datou kohlrabi.

Of course, sauerkraut is called Ma Datou sauerkraut.

do i have a big head
Of course Ma Xiaoshu's head is not big, but he understood the packaging design drawing given by the leader.

Good guy, the entire packaging bag is in the shape of a human head, with only one pattern printed on it, which is Ma Xiaoshu's skull. Then, the name of the product is printed on the forehead, and the net content is written on the chin.

The most outrageous thing was that the back of the package... what the hell, it turned out to be the back of Ma Xiaoshu's head.

That is to say, tearing open the packaging is equivalent to lifting Ma Xiaoshu's sky cap.

Talent!
It is also very reasonable to call the horse's big head card.

It's just... Wouldn't this kind of packaging cause discomfort to consumers?This horror thing is made, can it really be sold?

After sending off the leaders, Ma Xiaoshu took his parents to the street on the motorcycle of the village chief's house, but the mountain bike he saved couldn't carry anyone.

On the street, Ma Xiaoshu gave her mother a perm, made down jackets for her and the old man, and bought two little piglets to take home.