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Chapter 196 Expose Your Nature

(Chapter 196! Wrong type) Ma Xiaoshu didn’t mean to belittle this show, he was just presenting the facts and reasoning. He was very serious about any job, and never gave gifts to everyone.

After recording "Extreme Survival", Mr. Pei gave him a gift, which was Mr. Pei's exclusive jungle knife.

The new guest smiled and came to Ma Xiaoshu to give something back: "Hello, Xiaoshu! I'm Fei Yiming, this is a small gesture, please accept it. I've been looking forward to being on the show with you for a long time."

Ma Xiaoshu got a watch: "Brother, sit down and drink coffee, is this a mechanical watch?"

Fei Yiming: "Green water ghost."

Ma Xiaoshu didn't understand, poured him a cup of coffee and handed it over: "Is this watch expensive?"

Fei Yiming took it with both hands, not knowing how to answer.

Kong Xiaoxue looked at the LOGO on the watch and read: "Rolex..."

On the opposite side, Hu Hua laughed: "Hahaha...fuck me, don't you? You two don't even know Rolex? You really haven't seen anything in the world."

Kong Xiaoxue's face flushed red.

Ma Xiaoshu has a thick skin: "I have heard of it, but I don't know it. It seems to be a big brand."

It was even harder for Fei Yiming to say anything. He also relied on the resources of Zhezhou TV to make a living, and he relied on his ability to behave.

Otherwise, how could a senior lower his body to please Ma Xiaoshu?

Hu Hua looked contemptuous, and continued to show off and contemptuously: "This is a Rolex Water Ghost, [-] to [-] yuan. It's normal if you haven't seen it before. If it weren't for your luck, you would never see this luxury in your life. Like you There are no bumpkins like Kong Xiaoxue who can get into the entertainment industry."

The reason for his displeasure was that Fei Yiming gave Ma Xiaoshu the same watch as he had given him.

Kong Xiaoxue didn't dare to speak. She was a draft contestant who debuted from an ordinary family, and she was also a twice-cooked meat contestant. She participated in three drafts before she barely became famous. At first, she couldn't even support herself.

Ma Xiaoshu didn't care about Hu Hua's ridicule, but was secretly speechless, and returned the watch to Fei Yiming:
"Brother, yours is too expensive, I can't accept it."

If Gou Jian bought a Rolex, Ma Xiaoshu would grab it directly, but he would not do this to a stranger, and Ma Xiaoshu is not short of this money now.

Fei Yiming insisted on giving it away, and said that he was a die-hard fan of Ma Xiaoshu. His credibility was not high, but his attitude was firm.

In the end, Ma Xiaoshu accepted the watch. In exchange, Ma Xiaoshu gave Fei Yiming the Gucci belt that Sister Bao bought for him, which was still unopened.

Ma Xiaoshu couldn't get used to belts costing tens of thousands of dollars.

Now Hu Hua was even more upset, because he didn't return the gift, and it seemed that he was very ignorant in comparison.

As a college student majoring in mechanics, Ma Xiaoshu was actually very interested in this watch. After getting it, he ran to ask Hu Hua to teach him how to use it, but Brother Hua refused.

Ma Xiaoshu muttered: "It turns out Brother Hua never wore a Rolex..."

Hu Hua: "I've worn it before, and it costs several yuan at home! There are more expensive ones than this!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Then why don't you know how to use it? Could it be that the assistant adjusted the watch for you? Who is the assistant teacher who is responsible for adjusting the watch for you?"

Hu Hua looked very excited: "I will! Of course I will use it! It is like this, you see..."

Soon, he taught Ma Xiaoshu angrily.

The other people on the side all felt their scalps go numb, Ma Xiaoshu is really coquettish, he made it clear that he didn't want to teach but he still got caught by you.

Ma Xiaoshu put on the green water ghost, and took a few pictures to show off in the top [-] group of "Sparkling Boys".

All men love machines, and those grievances are so hungry.

The program team brought breakfast, Ma Xiaoshu finished eating quickly, took the guitar and went outside to live broadcast on the beautiful lakeside reef, sang a few songs, Ma Xiaoshu still worked hard to make the album.

After an hour of live broadcasting, the artists finally finished their breakfast slowly.

The program starts recording.

Six guests boarded a cruise ship. In the thin morning mist, Ma Xiaoshu, Kong Xiaoxue, Mei Changjin, and Xiong Zihao sang "Blue and White Porcelain" at the bow of the ship. Of course, it was designed by the program group.

This is not to play a song for Ma Xiaoshu, this song does not need to be played at all, on the contrary, it is Ma Xiaoshu's work on the show.

Hu Hua and Fei Yiming drank tea and chatted in the cabin, and Ma Xiaoshu and the other four went back after singing the song. It was still a bit cold outside, but the three couldn't bear it. Ma Xiaoshu was not cold at all in his thick bread jacket.

The program team began to announce today's itinerary, which is to go to Qiandao to experience the treasures here.

After a period of contact, Ma Xiaoshu found that these few guests, including the main coffee Hu Hua, were quite unpretentious, in other words...

No sense of variety.

Kong Xiaoxue, Mei Changjin, and Xiong Zihao didn't talk much, they just liked to chime in and boo. The newcomer, Fei Yiming, would occasionally add a few words. The whole process was supported by the host, Brother Hua, and, Brother Hua Thought it was funny but it wasn't.

It's totally in-house DJ style, which is kind of boring.

Moreover, he cue everyone along the way, except Ma Xiaoshu who didn't cue, Ma Xiaoshu kept silent all the time.

Ma Xiaoshu squatted on the land to observe the sturgeon, it was so big, I don't know the quality of the meat.

The first stop of the program is the sturgeon arowana breeding base in Qiandao Lake.

Ma Xiaoshu has never seen Sturgeon Arowana before. According to researchers, it was introduced from the Caspian Sea. It can live for more than 100 years and can be raised for more than one meal. Isn’t it as heavy as a cow?

Later, the researcher said that this was mainly used to produce caviar. Ma Xiaoshu suddenly lost interest. It turned out that it was not mainly for selling meat.

There are reasons why some programs are not popular.

It's called Treasure Village, and it's actually all treasure, not rustic at all.

Although Ma Xiaoshu has only entered the industry not long ago, he has become more and more sober. Variety shows really need to be down-to-earth and have a sense of variety.

Teacher Sha Yi is very coquettish...

Like these few, on the way here, they still held a variety show script and exchanged words and jokes with each other. It was quite scary to think about it.

When will the screenwriter be responsible for the memes of variety shows?
The "Treasure Village" program group chose Ma Xiaoshu, in addition to Yang Li's factor, there is another important reason, that is, he hopes that Ma Xiaoshu, the king of ghosts and animals in the variety show world, can lead this show.

After all, Ma Xiaoshu has fully proved himself in the variety shows that have been aired for the past three months. Chen He and Shen Yan are all inferior to him, and he is better than anyone present.

It's just that Ma Xiaoshu doesn't have a chance to perform now, Hua Ge has been leading everything.

In fact, the director couldn't bear it anymore, and wanted to remind Hu Hua, but he didn't dare. The host has a strong self-esteem.

After introducing the basic information of the sturgeon, the researchers began to release the task of the program group:

The six guests were divided into two teams, and a group of three went down to the one-meter-deep aquaculture pond to catch sturgeon arowana. The group that caught the longest time won, and the winning group could enjoy the most authentic caviar.

Under Hu Hua's command, Ma Xiaoshu, Kong Xiaoxue and Xiong Zihao were divided into a group, and Hu Hua, Mei Changjin and Fei Yiming were in a group.

This is neither "Ace" nor "Let's Run", there are no guests cueing Ma Xiaoshu vigorously, and no one actively provides Ma Xiaoshu with opportunities to perform.Including Jackdaw, Yang Anzhu, and Li Chen, they all know how popular Ma Xiaoshu is this year. For the effect of the program, they cooperate with Ma Xiaoshu very much.

But this show is different, Hu Hua just doesn't pass the word to Ma Xiaoshu, even the two groups of guests let Mei Changjin and Xiong Zihao guess the boxing game, and don't show Ma Xiaoshu's face.

It stands to reason that when recording a variety show, the current guests should be more active.

It didn't matter to Ma Xiaoshu either, he came to make an album, he didn't receive an announcement fee, and he didn't have to work too hard.

Just as travel.

Finally, Mei Changjin actually won.

Hu Hua led two guests to catch fish. He cowered for a long time in dizziness and fear of breasts. He did a lot of work that he thought was very humorous, and finally caught a very small sturgeon arowana.

After being caught for 13 seconds and being freed, they also felt very successful.

If Ma Xiaoshu saw the barrage of this program, he would definitely be laughed to death. There are not many living people and there are many sailors. It's like this:
"Meme is so cute!"

"Don't hurt my Meimei..."

"Yiming is amazing!"

"Brother Hua is so fierce."

"Everyone in this group is excellent~"

"They're all so funny."

"It's so funny, Meimei and Yiming are too funny, aren't they?"

In short, it is just some very unnutritious screen swiping, boring.

Now Ma Xiaoshu's group is going into the water.

Kong Xiaoxue began to act cute: "Oh~ I'm afraid, is there a black knight who is willing to help me? Would you like to go into the water instead of me?"

She pointed to a cameraman, who shook his head.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Sister, you said just now that you wanted to pull up and grill a whole sturgeon. Why did you suddenly become so delicate? I'm not used to it."

Kong Xiaoxue was immediately speechless, do I understand if I am a human being?People!

Cute style character design.

Ma Xiaoshu only felt that she was out of her own class. We are children of ordinary people. If you play princess style here and play black knight, who can accept it?
Kong Xiaoxue squatted on the ground: "I can't do it! Someone help me, eh~"

Several other guests gave feedback one after another, such as weak, pitiful, ruthless program group and so on.

Ma Xiaoshu: "You act so coquettishly and hard! Like King Kong Barbie, I have goosebumps."

Hu Hua laughed wantonly, laughing at two at a time.

Kong Xiaoxue said angrily, "I'm just scared! What should I do?"

Ma Xiaoshu said: "I feel like you won't be afraid of throwing a snake on you, and you're still acting like a spoiled child."

There is really a problem with her positioning, she should have followed Yang Xiaoyue's route as a commoner, but in the end she has to be a princess.

It's okay to be a princess. Like Yang Anzhu, the other brothers are willing to support her and do things for her for various reasons. That's okay. The key is that no one will do it for Kong Xiaoxue. It was embarrassing.

Hu Hua not only didn't feel sorry for the beauty, but also led two male artists to laugh wantonly on the shore, the laughter was particularly sharp.

This show is very interesting, it seems that the few resident members of my family don't expect to be popular.

Kong Xiaoxue blushed again. She really didn't have much talent. She got to where she is today thanks to her perseverance in participating in various talent shows. To say that hard work is not appropriate should be shameless.

But really gritty.

She is not too beautiful, she doesn't know how to sing very much, she can dance but that's it, she doesn't have a sense of variety show, she only relies on the accumulation of experience to save her current little achievements.

But Ma Xiaoshu has a good impression of her.

After all, she tried to cover Ma Xiaoshu from the beginning, although she didn't, she was laughed at.

Ma Xiaoshu saw that she didn't have the ability to take over, so he could only say another sentence: "How about I and Brother Xiong be responsible for catching fish, and you are responsible for holding them for time?"

Kong Xiaoxue quickly waved her hand: "I'm scared!"

I was afraid of being strong, tsk tsk, but she was not afraid at all, and even a little curious.

They were all harmed by human beings.

Xiong Zihao was really scared, so he said to Ma Xiaoshu tremblingly: "This thing is too much like a shark or a crocodile, it looks creepy, I dare not catch it."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Then I'll catch it, and stay by your side."

Kong Xiaoxue: "Brother Xiaoshu is awesome~"

Although she is several years older than Ma Xiaoshu.

Xiong Zihao also clapped his hands: "Come on, Brother Shu, our team depends entirely on you."

Ma Xiaoshu is completely fearless about the things he can see, as long as it is not a ghost, he is not afraid, so he goes towards the biggest one.

The largest sturgeon is about 1.7 meters long and weighs forty or fifty kilograms.

Sturgeon is a very docile species, not aggressive at all.

Ma Xiaoshu is naturally not afraid.

On the shore, the researcher is still explaining: "Sturgeons mainly feed on small fish and shrimps, aquatic insects, benthic animals or animal and plant waste, and they are not aggressive...uh..."

I saw that Ma Xiaoshu came to the biggest sturgeon, aimed at the head and kicked it explosively.

The 1.7-meter-long sturgeon fainted instantly.

This scene reminds people of the scene in "Let's Run", where Ma Xiaoshu kicks open the aluminum alloy door panel, it's so fierce.

You must know that this is underwater, so there is no need to mention the resistance of the water, right?

But Ma Xiaoshu kicked the 1.7-meter-long sturgeon unconscious, and then grabbed his pelvic fin with both hands and fished it out: "Haha! It weighs at least a hundred catties! You two come here and hug it."

The two were terrified and hurried over to hug the fish.

Xiong Zihao was holding the fish head, and Kong Xiaoxue was holding the fish body. Everyone was wearing waterproof clothing, and they were not afraid of getting wet.

Ma Xiaoshu clapped his hands: "The meat of this thing should be delicious too."

Xiong Zihao: "Ah! So heavy!"

Kong Xiaoxue: "Hey~ It's too big, I'm afraid..."

Ma Xiaoshu really couldn't help it: "Shouldn't you guys have a look at its meat quality? How about we get it up and roast it? Get some caviar out."

Kong Xiaoxue said, "Huh? She is living well..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Isn't it? The roes for making caviar are taken from their stomachs. You don't think each of them can live to be more than 100 years old?"

Kong Xiaoxue: "But, this fish finally grew to such a big size..."

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap...

The fish woke up and flicked its tail violently, hitting Kong Xiaoxue's face every time.

puff~
The fish jumped back into the water.

Xiong Zihao trembled: "Scared me to death, scared me to death..."

Kong Xiaoxue, who was really scared to death, froze, with watermarks all over her face, burning hot... I was slapped by a fish? ? ?

Hu Hua's laughter was particularly sharp.

Ma Xiaoshu also smiled: "Sister Xiaoxue, is it hurting you?"

Kong Xiaoxue has already revealed her true nature: "Ma Xiaoshu, grab it for me! I'm going to roast it! Ouch! My mouth is swollen from the beating..."

Ma Xiaoshu thinks so, right? Variety shows have to reveal their true nature, so why pretend? !
Soon, Ma Xiaoshu caught the sturgeon arowana, speared it ashore, grabbed the fish by the neck and shouted: "Hurry up and apologize to Sister Xue! Otherwise, I'll roast you!"

(End of this chapter)