Country Composer

Chapter 197
The fish refused to apologize because it couldn't speak Chinese.

Ma Xiaoshu seems to have returned to "Extreme Survival", occupying the riding seat, and grabbed Yu's neck: "How dare you hit Sister Xue in the face? Apologize or die! How-dare-you-hit-Sister-Xue? Apologize- or-die!"

Bilingual in Chinese and English, I am afraid that foreign fish will not understand.

This paragraph made the friends who watched the show burst into laughter, what the hell is this?

As for?Also bring your own translation?
Yu Shi was also dumbfounded, and looked at Ma Xiaoshu stupidly, if I really said something about Sao Rui, wouldn't it scare you to death?

"Apologize!"

clap clap clap...

Ma Xiaoshu rode on the fish and slapped it a few times. Now that the fish was out of the water, it was very weak, and thought it had been SMed, so it was a little shy in fright.

Hu Hua couldn't understand Ma Xiaoshu's madness: "Why did you bring it ashore? And beat him."

The researchers were a little confused.

Why insult my fish?It's immoral!

Ma Xiaoshu: "It hit my companion! I want revenge!"

I don't know why, Kong Xiaoxue, who looked like a smile, suddenly felt a little warmth. This Ma Xiaoshu really helped her avenge her!Too cruel!

But, why does it feel so sandy?

Riding on a Sturgeon Arowana alone?
Still slapped?

The scene was once a bit cruel.

The Sturgeon Arowana was also 1.7 meters tall, and he was handsome and handsome, but he was actually pressed down by Ma Xiaoshu and slapped across the face. It was really embarrassing, so he twisted it a bit, and was spanked by Ma Xiaoshu again.

Are you a human or a dog?

The fish is very dissatisfied.

But since he never went to school, Yu couldn't express his views.

After beating the fish, Ma Xiaoshu asked the researcher, "How long has our team been catching?"

The researcher was stunned, and looked at his phone: "Ah... it's been 3 minutes since I caught it, you guys won, let's release the fish."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Can I kill it?"

The researcher was puzzled: "This is another price."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Forget it!"

After all, there is a cost for researchers to record programs for publicity. The caviar is already given to you, so it is not appropriate to ask for fish again. Moreover, we have not asked you to compensate for such a bad thing as you slapping a fish. Trauma.

Hu Hua: "There are two idiots in this group, one is beaten by a fish and the other catches a fish! Hahahaha..."

Barrage:

"Hahaha……"

"It has to be my brother tree."

"This fish is really big."

"Am I the only one who thinks this fish has beautiful features? Want to enter..."

"Have you never seen a sow before?"

"Ma Xiaoshu is a bit too much."

"Ma Baohui: The fish protector curses Ma Xiaoshu!"

"Crazy? To catch a fish?"

"I'm dying of laughter hahaha..."

"When it comes to money, Ma Xiaoshu immediately wakes up."

"Hu Hua's ridicule like this is a bit too much."

"Don't protect the female guest, and call her a fool..."

"I expect Ma Xiaoshu to slap him in the face."

The researcher announced that Ma Xiaoshu's group had won, and reminded again: "Little brother, please release the fish!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "I'll hold it for a while, this fish... is quite cooperative."

fish:"……"

The fish struggled. If it could talk, it must have cursed very dirty.

Several guests were already laughing, seeing that Ma Xiaoshu was still holding the fish, he felt rather ghostly.

Kong Xiaoxue suppressed a smile, and said to Ma Xiaoshu: "Okay, Xiaoshu, I don't feel hurt. You beat him and revenged him, put him back in the water."

Ma Xiaoshu asked the researcher: "Uncle, how long can the sturgeon live out of the water?"

Researcher: "5-10 hours."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "So long? Don't worry, let's record the show with it."

The researcher hesitated to speak.

Although...but...it's really rude to fish!

Xiong Zihao and Kong Xiaoxue also climbed up from the water, they didn't know what to say, Ma Xiaoshu's brain circuit was too strange.

Hu Hua came over to mock again: "Kong Xiaoxue, did your face get swollen by the fish? Hahaha! Ma Xiaoshu, are you abusing small animals?"

Ma Xiaoshu hugged the fish: "This fish is as tall as you, can it be considered a small animal?"

Hu Hua: "This is to protect animals!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Which protected animal can be eaten? Brother, you should read more. This is not a protected animal, but an economic animal. You can kill and eat meat at will."

Hu Hua was not convinced: "But you can't pick it up and slap your face?"

Ma Xiaoshu argues: "I didn't bake it because the show crew didn't take the responsibility, and the male guests were cowardly! If Mr. Pei and I were on the same show, it would have been fragrant. It was the only one on this show." The female guests! You are so indifferent?"

Brother Shu said this with reason and evidence. The two episodes of "Extreme Survival" have promoted Ma Xiaoshu to the top of the variety show industry. There are many fans in China and more abroad.

In Western countries, many people watched "Survival Ultimate" with a mocking attitude, but they were fans of Ma Xiaoshu's toughness.

When Hu Hua heard the word cowardly, he immediately exploded: "It's just a fish, it doesn't hurt to beat people, you have a hairy brain..."

Ma Xiaoshu turned around halfway holding the Sturgeon Arowana, and the tail of the fish slapped Hu Hua's face.

Hu Hua staggered, his head buzzing.

Ma Xiaoshu leaned over and asked, "Does it hurt?"

Hu Hua was completely dumbfounded: "..."

Barrage:

"Fuck!"

"Really slap in the face~"

"Hahahahaha..."

"Brother Hua was slapped in the face by a fish."

"How dare Ma Xiaoshu?"

"What dare Ma Ye not dare?"

"Hu Hua was stunned."

"I'm going to die laughing at this shit show."

Seeing that Hu Hua didn't share his feelings, Ma Xiaoshu decided to try it himself. He turned the fish upside down and hit him in the face with its tail.

clap~
Ma Xiaoshu once again subdued the fish, hugged it to the camera and said: "Oh! This turtle fish beats people and hurts! Audience gentlemen, it really hurts. A rough man like me feels the pain. Sister Kong Xiaoxue just said no It hurts, and I still worked very hard to record the show."

After Hu Hua was slapped in the face, he almost exploded on the spot, but Ma Xiaoshu hit him with a fish?Having been famous for more than ten years, he has never suffered such insults.

But Ma Xiaoshu also let the fish kill him.

Hu Hua had no reason to get mad, and his face turned pale.

Xiong Zihao and Mei Changjin were terrified, they shrank aside and dared not speak, Ma Xiaoshu is so awesome.

Fei Yiming comforted Brother Hua in a low voice, Ma Xiaoshu was just doing the show effect, he didn't target anyone, and even beat himself with fish, let's not be as knowledgeable as him.

Ma Xiaoshu didn't target Hu Hua in the first place, but he said that it doesn't hurt to beat people with fish, so Ma Xiaoshu asked him to try to see if it hurt.

How can such a big fish not hurt people?

Easier said than done!
Therefore, Ma Xiaoshu didn't feel that he had offended anyone at all, and asked the researcher innocently: "Uncle, should we eat caviar next?"

Only then did the researcher come to his senses: "Our winning team is invited to go to the terrace over there to taste caviar and snacks!"

Ma Xiaoshu hugged the fish and left: "Let's go! I haven't eaten caviar yet!"

Kong Xiaoxue pulled Xiong Zihao to follow, instead of going with Ma Xiaoshu, did she stay and wait to be scolded by Hu Hua?
The program director said: "Brother Shu, aren't you tired of holding a fish that weighs a hundred catties? Why don't we let it go?"

Although the effect of the show is there, if you really take the fish away, it is indeed a bit disrespectful to the fish.

Ma Xiaoshu walks like flying with the fish in his arms: "Is a hundred catties heavy? I don't know him well, let's take him for a few more shots."

One hundred catties is only Gao Wen's weight, and Ma Xiaoshu can hold the lamb for two hours of vigorous exercise without letting her fall to the ground.

For the luxury caviar in the food industry, the three are obviously still a little eager.

A terrace on the lake next to the farm, prepared a few plates of pastries, the winning trio came to sit in the terrace rest area, the losing trio, Hua Ge, Mei Changjin and Fei Yiming did not follow.

Xiong Zihao sat on the left, looking down at his toes, not daring to speak.

Kong Xiaoxue on the right wanted to speak, but didn't know what to say.Yang Li asked her to help watch Ma Xiaoshu, obviously she couldn't watch...

Ma Xiaoshu sat in the middle with the fish in his arms, and scratched the fish's itch with his fingers: "Ah~ Chi Chi Chi..."

The fish didn't respond!
Soon after, the GIF of Ma Xiaoshu pulling fish began to spread wildly on the Internet, accompanied by various texts, you who fished at work, the little shark stopped thinking and so on.

After a while, Kong Xiaoxue finally choked out a sentence: "Ma Xiaoshu, aren't you afraid that Brother Hua will retaliate against you?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Why did he want to retaliate against me? Brother Hua and I had a good chat, but why don't you guys talk? Only Brother Hua and I are interacting."

Kong Xiaoxue looked frightened: "..."

You call this happy?
Ma Xiaoshu touched the fish and said, "The three of them are paddling again, why don't they come over? I'll call them."

I saw that Ma Xiaoshu walked to the edge of the terrace with the fish in his arms and shouted:
"Brother Hua! Come here and record the show!"

Kong Xiaoxue and Xiong Zihao looked at each other and saw the astonishment and horror in each other's eyes.

Hu Hua came slowly, because if he didn't come, Ma Xiaoshu might come over to invite him, this thing...is disgusting, doesn't he have any clues?
He did not.

Ma Xiaoshu is very happy, today's show is really fun, and there is caviar to eat.

No matter what Hu Hua said, he is also a senior host, and he quickly adjusted his mentality, not to be angry with idiots, and Ma Xiaoshu even beat himself, so he was mentally retarded, and the audience scolded him to death when it was broadcast.

Thinking of this, Hu Hua's mood improved.

He didn't know at all that Ma Xiaoshu had a halo in the eyes of the audience, and he wouldn't be scolded for anything he did.

Hu Hua came to the terrace to take a seat, and said with a smile: "Let you win! We don't care about caviar."

Kong Xiaoxue: "Brother Hua, what are you giving me? Ma Xiaoshu is still holding the fish."

Hu Hua: "He's crazy."

Ma Xiaoshu licked the fish: "Look at the fish, the caviar is here!"

The researcher came over with the caviar himself.

Everyone: "Wow..."

The researcher introduced: "Caviar is made from fish roe that is lightly marinated by hand. It is a rare food with unique taste and rich nutrition...Workers need to complete 15 steps including egg retrieval, screening, and pickling within [-] minutes. Process. For example, this caviar needs to be raised for at least seven years, and its body is black..."

Everyone leaned over to admire the canned caviar, and a fish head was mixed in a pile of heads.

(End of this chapter)