Country Composer

Chapter 198
Sturgeon Arowana was tired and didn't want to struggle anymore, so he let Ma Xiaoshu toss, this two-legged beast was too strong, its hands were like iron pincers.

Hu Hua: "Ma Xiaoshu, why did you bring the fish here?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Let it experience caviar and see its own future."

Fei Yiming laughed: "You are too cruel."

Ma Xiaoshu: "What's the matter? I didn't feed it caviar."

Fei Yiming: "..."

The researcher was very serious at first, but he couldn't handle it because of that fish head. You let the fish eat caviar?Does it have that taste?Oh no, fish grow up from roe!

He couldn't go on, picked up the can and opened it.

Kong Xiaoxue asked: "Is it just like this? Don't we deserve some dipping sauce?"

Ma Xiaoshu echoed: "It seems to be still alive."

The three guests behind laughed out loud, and Hu Hua laughed the loudest.

"Actually, caviar can be pure," said the researcher.

Kong Xiaoxue said awkwardly: "Oh, pure product."

Ma Xiaoshu asked her: "What do you mean pure product?"

Kong Xiaoxue: "How would I know? I just pretended to understand."

The researcher said: "The pure product is to eat directly."

Kong Xiaoxue: "Oh!"

This time I really understand.

Hu Hua poked his head out from behind to look at Kong Xiaoxue and Ma Xiaoshu, and said braggingly, "You know? This is how caviar is eaten!"

Kong Xiaoxue: "I am ignorant."

Hu Hua: "Still dipping in the sauce, do you want to make a bowl of rice for the two of you? Okay?"

The irony is strong.

Kong Xiaoxue smiled awkwardly, not knowing how to answer.

Ma Xiaoshu reacted quickly: "Okay! Thank you Brother Hua."

Hu Hua: "..."

The other guests were also stunned. Hu Hua was probably just joking, right?Why would anyone take it seriously?

Ma Xiaoshu hugged the fish and looked around: "Does the show crew have chopsticks?"

Director: "Yes."

Fei Yiming explained to Ma Xiaoshu: "Xiaoshu, in fact, caviar is eaten directly, without rice or dipping sauce."

Ma Xiaoshu: "But I want to eat rice! Brother Hua, why are you still here?"

Hu Hua was a little at a loss: "Then where should I be?"

Ma Xiaoshu said, "Where is Paofan?"

Hu Hua gasped, can't you tell I'm joking?
it is good!I will fulfill you, let audiences across the country see your caviar with rice, let everyone see your low taste and stupid appearance that has never seen the world.

He turned around and went to the program group to get a box of lunch, poured boiling water and brought it over.

Ma Xiaoshu happily threw the fish back into the pond, washed his hands and ate.

The researcher explained: "Advanced caviar does not have any fishy smell, you can try it."

He first scooped a spoonful of pastries for Kong Xiaoxue and Xiong Zihao, then looked at the rice in Ma Xiaoshu's hand, gritted his teeth and gave him two spoonfuls.

In line with the principle of giving priority to women, the researcher said to Kong Xiaoxue: "For the first bite, you can lick a few pills first."

Ma Xiaoshu looked at the uncle very strangely, he is a very serious person, but how could he say such indecent words?
It should be caviar who is overconfident in himself, and doesn't understand the rules of the entertainment industry.

No female artist would stick her tongue out in public, let alone a second-tier artist like Kong Xiaoxue, or a provocative like Yang Li would not do this kind of gesture.

Kong Xiaoxue was having a hard time, so she tried a few times with a snack, but she couldn't say anything.

Hu Hua suddenly became interested: "Lick a few pills first! Take a small bite."

Ma Xiaoshu felt a little strange. It is understandable that the uncle of the researcher does not understand, but does the old host like Brother Hua also understand?How could you not understand?Obviously understand.

Then he still encouraged Kong Xiaoxue to lick the caviar, which is a bit problematic.

The researcher is an idiot, and he is still carefully instructing: "Lick it first, and then touch it with the tip of your tongue."

Kong Xiaoxue was too embarrassed to refuse someone's advice, she had never eaten caviar, she tried to stick out her tongue several times, but she was embarrassed.

Because, Hu Hua, Fei Yiming, and Mei Changjin stood behind, staring at Kong Xiaoxue with a strange smile on their faces.

It was obvious that he wanted to see Kong Xiaoxue embarrass herself and see her sticking out her tongue.

Finally, when Kong Xiaoxue saw the paofan in front of Ma Xiaoshu, her heart sank, she took a bite of the pastry and ate it.

"Hahahahaha..."

The three in the back row stomped their feet with laughter, this time it was Mei Changjin who laughed the loudest.

Hu Hua: "You don't need to chew it? You can just sip it."

Researcher: "Take the tip of your tongue~"

Kong Xiaoxue said in her heart: I will give you my lungs!
Hu Hua was still nagging: "Xiaoxue, why do you chew it? Is it like eating melon seeds? Hahaha..."

The subtext is: why have you never seen the world?It's so poor that you can't even teach it!
Mei Changjin: "Hahahahaha..."

The smile on Kong Xiaoxue's face became more and more embarrassed, with a hint of inferiority.

Ma Xiaoshu stood up like a curious baby: "Brother Hua, what are you laughing at? Share with me."

Hu Hua couldn't stop laughing: "She, she chews."

Ma Xiaoshu: "And then?"

Hu Hua: "..."

Ma Xiaoshu stared at Mei Changjin again: "Brother Mei, what are you laughing at?"

Mei Changjin said with a guilty conscience, "It's nothing."

Ma Xiaoshu sat back down again and said to Kong Xiaoxue: "Could they be laughing at me? They must be laughing at me if they smile so happily and don't share it with me. It doesn't matter. I'm a rural person who doesn't understand anything. Normal, right?"

Kong Xiaoxue said gratefully, "They didn't laugh at you."

Thank you Ma Xiaoshu for helping her get out of the siege and revenge, and asking those two what they were laughing at face to face, it's really a bit powerful.

Now it's Ma Xiaoshu's turn to eat.

Researcher: "Lick a few grains first, and press the tip of your tongue... huh?"

Ma Xiaoshu picked up the bowls and chopsticks and picked them up: "Well, it's quite a meal! Xilihulu..."

This was much less particular than Kong Xiaoxue, but no one dared to laugh at Ma Xiaoshu.

Hu Hua just whispered: "The cow chews peony! Caviar is a precious ingredient!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "You don't care what I eat, Xilihulu~"

Soon half of the bowl of rice was gone, Ma Xiaoshu also poured the caviar left in the can into his own bowl, and continued to cook the rice.

The researcher was very angry, skipped Ma Xiaoshu, and went to instruct Xiong Zihao to eat caviar: "First lick a few..."

Xiong Zihao: "I'm sorry, I'm allergic to this food."

Ma Xiaoshu: "I'll help you eat, huh!"

He had already finished his meal and ate Xiong Zihao's caviar.

The researcher is stunned, none of the three of you can eat!Ruin my caviar!What a broken show?

After Ma Xiaoshu finished eating, he babbled and said, "Uncle, your caviar tastes really good, how much is it per catty? I want to buy some and go back to order porridge."

The next three shook their heads speechlessly, lowering the program level.

Kong Xiaoxue looked at Ma Xiaoshu in admiration, how could he show his lack of taste so confidently?

It's very simple, because Ma Xiaoshu learned through Yang Li's mouth (note: refers to the words spoken out of his mouth) that the group of wealthy and high-ranking people are also quite dirty behind their backs, so why pretend to be forced!

He was not at all superstitious about nobility, style, or taste.

Therefore, when the program was broadcast, the audience did not laugh at Ma Xiaoshu as Hu Hua expected, but instead supported him overwhelmingly:

"Nice job Ma Xiaoshu!"

"The variety show still depends on my brother Ma."

"Porridge with caviar, this idea is fine."

"What annoys you the most is the kind that earns your money and returns Pew, what do you want to eat?"

"That's right! Why don't you eat?"

"That's why the ratings of this show are low. It's different when Ma Xiaoshu is here."

"It's a country show, it's ungrounded, but it's going to talk about elegance."

"Ma Xiaoshu treats all kinds of dissatisfaction!"

No one in this program group can control Ma Xiaoshu, so he can only let him lead off the rhythm. Rao Hu Hua, who has many years of hosting skills, can't pull him back. Ma Xiaoshu always hates him, which is very uncomfortable.

Up to now, Ma Xiaoshu has completely taken over the rhythm of the program, and the program group has lost control since fishing.

However, the rhythm and effect brought by Ma Xiaoshu far exceeded those of the previous episodes.

This time it's the researcher's turn to feel uncomfortable, but he still has to bite the bullet and advertise: "Our black caviar is seven years old, a box of 180 grams, [-] yuan."

Everyone was speechless: "Oh..."

"Eight years are one thousand three hundred and eight, nine years are one thousand six hundred and eighty, ten years are one thousand nine hundred and eight..."

Researchers are rare.

Hu Hua asked Ma Xiaoshu, "Are you still buying it?"

Ma Xiaoshu shook his head: "It's too expensive!"

Hu Hua sneered: "Buy it, buy it back and order porridge."

Ma Xiaoshu looked serious: "This... has to be bought by Gou Jian. If he eats caviar, the whole dormitory will be free from caviar."

Hu Hua stopped laughing, forgot that he had a rich brother.

Then, the researcher brought 20-year-old caviar: "There is no fish element on this package, it has been sublimated, and it is a work of art."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Oh, isn't this made of fish eggs?"

Researcher: "It's made of fish eggs, the eggs of a 20-year-old sturgeon."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Then it hasn't sublimated."

Researcher: "Uh… it's sublimated."

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's not sublimated, it's just that the fish live longer. It's still caviar. Is it caviar?"

The researcher said with difficulty: "Yes! Of course it is caviar, but it is the most precious and rarest caviar, 20-year-old caviar, guess how much this jar is?"

Everyone began to guess the price in a hurry, and they all guessed low.

The researcher proudly said: "Eighteen thousand!"

Ma Xiaoshu was startled: "Twenty-two and eighteen thousand? Robbing money?"

Researcher: "It needs to be raised for 20 years!"

It was so expensive, so Ma Xiaoshu also took out his mobile phone to take a picture, and then sent it to Gou Jian, telling him that he found something good.

This session was almost recorded, and Hu Hua began to finish, which is often said to be on the value.

He changed his mocking expression just now, and said seriously: "If we didn't breed this thing, it would be more expensive to import it from abroad. In the future, we will have a larger scale, so we can minimize the cost and let more people eat this kind of food. Delicious food."

Ma Xiaoshu couldn't help but said: "Is this stuff eaten by ordinary people? Are you kidding me?"

Hu Hua: "Cut off his words, Ma Xiaoshu, stop talking, I want to interact with the researcher to sublimate the content of the program."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Okay, you sublimate."

With Ma Xiaoshu around, he couldn't be promoted. Of course, his words were cut off, and the truth is usually out of date.

Hu Hua struggled to complete the ending, a little short-tempered and panicked.

After recording this segment, when it was time to eat, everyone took off their waterproof suits and went back to the yacht for lunch.

(End of this chapter)