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Chapter 215 The Hospitable Mountain City People
My brother also has a day to pick up food for others?He used to only feed dogs meat.

Wow ha ha ha... My brother is cowardly!

Ma Xiaomiao has her own thinking. It turns out that it is true that Yang Li is very powerful in private. I want to secretly record a video and send it to my sister-in-law.

It seems that Yang Li is just pretending to be cowardly. She must be very fierce at ordinary times. My brother is afraid that she will wear small shoes, so he tries his best to please her. Just now he caught a piece of pork belly and was glared at by the leader.

The sister-in-law is also an artist under Yang Li's banner, so she must know whether the boss is fierce or not.

My younger sister also likes to gossip in the entertainment industry, but my sister-in-law is too low-ranked at the moment and doesn’t know much about it. My brother’s status is high enough, but my brother doesn’t gossip with her.

Ma Xiaomiao, besides good academic performance, actually doesn't have many advantages.

Ma Xiaoshu is different, he grew up...has almost no merits.

After a meal, the host and guests enjoyed the meal, and the old man Ma also drank to his heart's content. He went to bring the family tree and brag to everyone, saying that our Ma family is the descendant of Ma Yuan, the general of Han Fubo, and Ma Chao, the general of the five tigers of the Shu Han.

Ma Xiaomiao covered her face when she heard this, she lost a fairy, is this reliable?

Ma Xiaoshu is different, he has a thick skin: "Yes! Ma Chao entrusted me with a dream, he said it was true, my kung fu is taught by him in the dream."

Chen He threw a bone at Ma Xiaoshu: "Damn! Your home sorghum wine is really good, and two more glasses of Fed will be yours."

Lu Han: "Hahahaha..."

The mother coaxed the unreliable old man away with a very gentle way. She put one hand on her hips and twisted the old man's ear with the other. The old man left obediently and went back to the house to take a nap.

Yang Li sighed: "Wow! I am so envious of the status of women in the mountain city!"

Deng Yue smiled but said, "You can learn too."

Yang Li curled his lips and didn't answer, I'll follow?He will be hanged up by Ma Xiaoshu and beaten, hee hee... dead ghost.

Chen He: "Ma Xiaoshu, what are we doing this afternoon?"

Ma Xiaoshu drank his sister's reheated lung soup and said, "Huh... Brother He, you suddenly raided my house to record a show, and then you asked me for the process? Don't you have a scriptwriter for your show?"

Chen He pointed to his sprained leg: "Do you think my leg looks like a script?"

Deng Yue smiled ashamedly: "It's true that there is no script, it's too sloppy, you know? The first day we got on the boat and had a meal, we were taken away. Until now, just... we don't know what we recorded."

Chen He: "Today's tourism project is to experience the people of the mountain city killing pigs! Anyway, Ma Xiaoshu, you can watch the arrangements. The heavier the work, the better. Anyway, I am disabled."

Tour guide Wang Miyan raised his hand: "It doesn't have to be too heavy! Haha, Brother Shu, look, we are miserable enough."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Then follow the custom of killing New Year's pigs in our mountain city! If you don't come, I will also ask the neighbors to help me, Xiao Miao, you take Tour Guide Wang and Wang Yichen, and who are you?"

Zhang Qiyan nodded and said: "My name is Zhang Qiyan, and I am also from the mountain city."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Hi! You said earlier that you are from the mountain city, so I can't remember your name? Zhang... Brother Zhang! Xiao Miao, take them to the village chief's house to take advantage of the opportunity. It will be simple in the afternoon. Playing mahjong, making bacon, stuffing sausages, just a few things, and eating hot pot at night."

Xiao Miao took the three newcomers to the village head's house to take the opportunity to help.

Mom started to clean up the dishes and leftovers, Yang Li went to help, and Ma Xiaoshu's mother was shocked, and quickly helped the leader to sit down in the living room, and made her a cup of tea, and prepared candy with peanut melon seeds.

Yang Li didn't dare to help anymore, hee hee, I'm the leader.

At this time, Lu Han quietly approached the producer Wang Zhengyu and said, "Ma Xiaoshu said that he would play mahjong in the afternoon and enema sausage enema by the way. Is this reliable? Will this episode be too boring? Should the program team design some plots? "

Wang Zhengyu said: "In variety shows, you can always trust Ma Xiaoshu. It took less than half of the recording this day, and a lot of exciting material has been released. Not to mention, Ma Xiaoshu's dogs... are better than those three newcomers."

He was also very speechless, the show was too hasty, there was no chance to be a star, it could only be broadcast on Penguin Video, and they pewed a few newcomers to come in.

Lu Han thought about it, the words are not rough, it is indeed such a truth.

Soon, the village chief came with Ji Ma on his back.

Another big joke.

The village head is very stupid: "Ma Xiaoshu, you have to use a machine, how can you let the guests come to borrow it? See you! You make a phone call, and the village head will directly recite it for you. Hey, we are all family."

Ma Xiaoshu handed over a Huazi.

The village chief sneaked away knowingly, hey, that female artist named Xiaolu is so pretty, if she is dragged into Bao Gulin...

Drag it into the valley forest and make gestures, if he is thicker than you, you will be finished.

The program team added Yang Li and seven artists, they asked Ma Xiaoshu to join in, and Yang Li sat down with his arms around Miao Miao, a total of nine people sat at the mahjong table.

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Nine people, let's fight a bloody battle with six people to the end. The ones who lose their chips first get sausages and bacon, and this will take turns. The sausages can be directly filled with meat, and the bacon should be marinated first. It will take several days to make it." Good. My mother is the instructor and directs."

The program team is not afraid of being bored, so what is Ma Xiaoshu afraid of?
Mom wiped her hands on the apron, and said with a smile: "I didn't make it taste good, but you made it better, tree baby."

Ma Xiaoshu: "I want to record a show, Mom, you can do it casually, this year our bacon sausage is basically ruined, don't think too much, just fix it casually."

If this was the case before, whoever dared to destroy the Ma family's sausage and bacon, my mother would fight desperately with a knife, which was the family's source of meat for a whole year.

But it's different now. She agreed with a smile. Seeing that her baby has made so many good friends, she was very happy, mainly because...he made a lot of money.

Mom was frightened two months ago, and almost asked Ma Xiaoshu to surrender to the police station.

She now knows that her son recorded a variety show worth 200 million yuan, which scares everyone to death. What she doesn't know is... Today is a free whoring, otherwise she wouldn't be laughing so happily.

Deng Yue looked surprised: "Six people play a set of mahjong? How to play?"

Chen Hedao: "It's all about the bloody battle to the end. You are really ignorant. Let me tell you, old Dengtou, the so-called bloody battle to the end means that everyone except the first player only draws seven cards. It is easy to make a big card, right? That's not counting, one If the player wins, the remaining players continue to play until the cards are drawn or there is only one player who failed to win."

Deng Yue: "Then this is too big! How easy is seven cards!"

Zhang Qiyan said: "Also! The bloody battle in our mountain city is different from that in Shuzhou. We have to exchange three cards, that is, after drawing all the cards, take out three cards and buckle them on the table, and exchange them for the next player in turn."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Yes."

Chen He was dumbfounded: "This can't be bigger?"

Ma Xiaomiao is a veteran of all the middle schools. She wins a lot of money every Chinese New Year. She brings corn seeds and distributes [-] seeds to each person. After losing, she goes to work.

Of course, you can't gamble directly on the show, she is very smart.

Yang Li admired Xiao Miao's intelligence very much, and said to her, "You watch me fight, my sister is not very good at it."

Ma Xiaomiao poked secretly: "We will end last, the sooner we enter the arena, the faster we will lose."

Yang Li understood, this younger sister is really smart.

Soon, the three newcomers, Zhang Qiyan, Wang Yichen, and Wang Miyan lost all of them one after another, and went to learn sausage stuffing from Ma Xiaoshu's mother in desperation.

When Yang Li went to the poker table, Ma Xiaomiao secretly stuffed a small handful of corn seeds for Boss Yang, but she only had thirty.

Oh!
Is everyone with the surname Ma so good at it?
Boss Yang was shocked.

Hee hee, I'm the boss!The horse family respects me so much!

She couldn't help showing off: "Ma Xiaoshu! If you dare to play cards with me, I'll hide you! Let you never have a bright future!"

Ma Xiaoshu glanced at her, held back and didn't diss her.

Lu Han said: "Sister, let's not talk big, be careful that Ma Xiaoshu puts your head in the machine."

He also saw Ma Xiaoshu put Yang Liu's head on.

Turning around, Lu Han used a paper bag to put Guan Tongtong on her head. She still resisted, and she was not well-behaved at all. Fortunately, my brother Lu is in good health, and he suppressed it forcibly.

Yang Li was annoyed: "Lu Han! You have turned bad too!"

Everyone laughed wildly, can this be blamed on Lu Han?

You and Ma Xiaoshu are so flamboyant, why don't you allow us to talk about it?
Ma Xiaomiao couldn't figure it out, how could his head be stuffed into the machine?Moreover, the message from Gao Wen's sister-in-law on the mobile phone is also very strange. She said that Boss Yang is not fierce at all and treats Ma Xiaoshu very well.

okay?She is so fierce!
Xiao Miao didn't know, so she made a three-way fight, and sent the crippled Chen He to stuff sausages.

Chen He looked deeply at Ma Xiaomiao: "Sister, why don't you play such a good card yourself? Why bother? Why bother? Make things difficult for me, a disabled person!"

Ma Xiaomiao: "In order for you to learn how to stuff sausages!"

Chen He: "..."

Zhang Qiyan, who was eliminated first, came back, and the remaining five people on the field each gave him six corn seeds to continue fighting.

Don't say it!
At the beginning, both producer Wang Zhengyu and director Li Rui were worried that this episode would be too poor, but they didn't expect the bloody battle in the mountain city to be so exciting, it can be described as thrilling!It is quite interesting to cooperate with the sausage curing, filling, binding, drying and other links.

Moreover, the horse family and the horse dog are not stage frightened, and they performed very well, which added a lot to the show.

Especially Ma Xiaomiao, the younger sister of Xueba, always makes Chen He, who has the highest IQ in "Hahahaha", speechless, she is very nice.When Xiao Miao couldn't resist, Malay work would appear on the stage, pretending to be limping and jumping around, mocking Chen He frantically.

This episode of the show is not dull at all, and it has become a very classic episode of this show, with a lot of laughs.

Because many young people from rural areas to cities have no chance to participate in the situation of killing pigs and eating pig vegetables. Even if they return to their hometowns, they are like spectators and cannot integrate into it at all.

In this issue, word of mouth is very high, because of feelings.

At 04:30 in the afternoon, the bacon was marinated and the sausages were all hung up. The old man Ma woke up and went out to kill chickens again, but he couldn't catch the chickens.

Ma Xiaoshu had no choice but to quit the mahjong table, go to help the old man kill the chicken, and start preparing for tonight's hot pot.

Ma Xiaoshu made a pot of soup with a hen, keel, and pork belly, tore open two bags of hot pot bottom ingredients, fried it, stewed it on a low heat, and then prepared various dishes.

When friends come to the mountain city, if they can't eat an authentic hot pot meal, it will be a shame to the people of the mountain city.

(End of this chapter)