Country Composer

Chapter 214

Ma Xiaoshu shouted: "Don't jump, if you jump too hard, others will see it."

Only then did Yang Li remember his size, he calmed down, and glanced at Ma Xiaoshu, he was small and knew how to protect food.

"Aren't we wearing hats and masks or something? Will we be recognized?" she asked.

Ma Xiaoshu said firmly: "Don't worry, no one will dare to surround you if you recognize him."

No, several yellow-haired young men on motorcycles have already recognized Yang Li, and they all took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

Ma Xiaoshu pointed: "Put it down!"

Those yellow hairs obediently put down their phones: "Hello Brother Shu!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "My boss came to my house as a guest, don't lose face to me."

The yellow hairs nodded in agreement one after another, very well-behaved.

Within a radius of twenty miles of his hometown, Ma Xiaoshu has a very vicious reputation, and no one would disagree with him.He directed these yellow hairs to guard several entrances of the vegetable market, and asked them to tell those people not to watch, Ma Xiaoshu said.

It's not that Ma Xiaoshu is unreasonable, but time is tight, it's already eleven o'clock, and he still needs to cook when he goes back.

The camera teacher of the program group came late, and when he arrived at the vegetable market, Ma Xiaoshu had almost bought all the vegetables, and his basket was full.

Mountain city people are quite willing to entertain guests.

Yang Li wanted to pay but was stopped by Ma Xiaoshu. Although he is a dog, even if he is a dog, he will cheat Gao Wen, but he will not take advantage of Boss Yang's money, except for his body.

Ma Xiaoshu even sent WeChat red envelopes to the boss, 0.1 yuan each time, which accumulated a lot over time.

Passing by a place selling rabbits, Yang Li exclaimed: "Wow, this white rabbit is so cute!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Buy! The boss will help me kill it."

Yang Li: "How can I eat rabbits? If I don't eat them, I won't eat them, so don't buy them. Hey~"

Ma Xiaoshu raised his hand reflexively, and almost couldn't control the slap.

Yang Li also seemed to feel something and tilted his head, ready to take a hit.

Didn't hit?

The two exchanged glances, don't go outside, it's dangerous.

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Boss, I want to give you a taste of my methods, er, no... craftsmanship!"

The boss killed the rabbit, came over to take a photo with Yang Li, smiled, his saliva almost flowed down, and then he was mixed with earwax by the woman, and everyone laughed.

Ma Xiaoshu pulled Yang Li away: "Is there anything else you want to eat?"

Yang Li: "Almost enough, you bought too much!"

In order to provide materials for the program group, Ma Xiaoshu bought some more.

When going back, Ma Xiaoshu tied the pannier to the back of the motorcycle with a rope. Boss Yang couldn't carry it with his small body, and he would be thrown flying.

Such a cute flat and round boss can't be lost.

Ma Xiaoshu still rode fast, leaving the program team's van far away.

After going up the mountain, Ma Xiaoshu stopped the car and kissed the boss wetly for 2 minutes to help her satisfy her cravings. Sister Li was a little too enthusiastic today, probably because she was starving.

"Hey~"

clap clap!

Boss Yang blushed, the scenery on the mountain...is so exciting.

At home, the pig had been shaved and hung upside down on the beams under the eaves to have its belly disemboweled.

The old horse made the move himself, tremblingly holding a knife to divide the meat, the knife technique was quite erratic, and his skill was amazing.

The entertainers next to me were all enjoying themselves.

Deng Yue said: "Old man, let me do it, your hands are shaking so much that I'm afraid even when I look at it."

"You can't get it, I know it very well. It's not just bragging, I've killed more pigs than you've ever seen."

Old man Ma is very happy today. He can't understand what a variety show is, but he knows that he is filming TV.My son is a big star now, and he has many celebrity friends. When friends come to the house as guests, we must let them eat and drink well.

However, after the stroke, the old man Ma's hands became very disobedient, and every knife was cut at a place that he himself did not expect, and the angle was weird.

The people around hid far away.

Old man Ma stroked his beard and muttered, "Yeah, son of a bitch, I don't believe I won't be able to eat pig quack today."

He didn't believe in evil, so he came again with two knives.

Still not right.

The old man Ma said with emotion: "Hot you warm, I'm afraid this is not our family's knife, don't you be obedient?"

All the members laughed, it turned out that the old Ma family was a comedian.

After the show was broadcast, old man Ma also became a huge laughing point. Ma's temperament is very similar to Ma Xiaoshu's, and he is also unreliable in doing things.

Later, Ma Xiaomiao snatched the knife away from the old man and asked him to sit and drink tea while drinking Chen He, and asked Deng Yue, Lu Han and the others to take turns dividing the meat.

The old man Ma refused to accept: "There is a skill in dividing meat..."

Ma Xiaomiao: "Smoking your leaf cigarettes, you can just chop the meat into lumps. Why don't you eat it? Besides, they are here to record the show. If you don't let the guests do it, what are they filming? If you are cut in, the audience all over the country will love it." I know you can't lift a knife!"

The old man Ma stopped talking and lowered his head to rub the leaf cigarettes. The older he got, the more afraid he was of his daughter.

After rubbing the leaf cigarettes, the old man shared them with Chen He, one who dared to give to the other who dared to smoke, Chen He almost choked to death on the spot.

When Ma Xiaoshu and Yang Li came back, they saw several entertainers ravaging dead pigs.It seems that they are still divided into two teams, with three people in each team, and each team is responsible for half of the pork. Let's see which team finishes the division first.

Chen Hedu limped to join in the fun and slashed a few times.

Yang Li didn't dare to look at it, so Ma Xiaoshu took her to the kitchen and taught her how to use tongs and a wood-burning stove.

Then, Ma Xiaoshu was slapped several times by his mother, who smiled and sent Leader Yang to rest outside, how could he set the leader on fire?
Mom has already prepared a lot of dishes, Xiao Miao is cutting meat and offal, Ma Xiaoshu is cooking directly on the stove, and all kinds of fresh pig offal are the most important dishes for slaughtering pigs.

One o'clock, the meal is ready.

Stir-fried pork liver with blood skin vegetables, hot fried kidney, hot crispy intestines, dry fried fat intestines, spicy blood, lung slice soup, white meat with garlic paste, twice-cooked pork with garlic sprouts, shredded pork with green peppers, braised pork in brown sauce, braised pig's trotters in brown sauce, steamed pork, fish-flavored shredded pork, Sweet and sour pork tenderloin, cumin pork ribs, cold pig ears, plus a diving rabbit.

A total of seventeen dishes were placed on the two tables of the Eight Immortals, all of which were hard dishes.

Deng Yue, Chen He, Lu Han, Wang Miyan, Zhang Qiyan and Wang Yichen collectively exclaimed, it was too rich.

The main reason is that they had a miserable life along the way.

Yang Li is also cheering, but she is cheering for the master's cooking skills, which are full of color, fragrance and taste.

The seven guests and the four members of the Ma family sat down around the two Eight Immortals tables and began to eat.

Ma Xiaoshu first picked up a piece of braised pork for Laijoer and threw it on the ground, and then picked up a piece of braised pork for Yang Li and put it in a bowl.

Yang Li glared at Ma Xiaoshu, his eyes widened.

"What's wrong?"

Ma Xiaoshu looked innocent.

Angrily, Yang Li threw the braised pork on the ground and fed it to the dog.

Why give Lai the job first?
Mom looked at Ma Xiaoshu worriedly, for fear that he would offend the leader.

The three newcomers were also very trembling, why did Yang Li suddenly lose face?very scary.

Ma Xiaoshu didn't care, and gave Yang Li another three pieces of rabbit meat: "Is it because eating pork belly will make you gain weight? Then eat rabbit meat, this is all lean meat."

Yang Li smiled: "That's about the same."

She tasted it, and the taste of Tutu is really good, even she who can't eat spicy food likes it, the master is really good.

Old man Ma came out tremblingly, carrying his precious jug, and grinned, showing a silly smile inherited from the Ma family: "Drink some, drink some, this is home-roasted sorghum wine, good stuff."

Ma Xiaomiao curled her lips: "It's really a good thing, it's a good thing to make you drink a stroke."

"Hahahahaha..."

Although the old horse was miserable, everyone couldn't help laughing out loud.

The old man Ma personally poured wine for the guests, and no one could shirk it, so he could only clink glasses with both hands to show respect.Deng Yue and Chen He liked to drink two cups the most. When they saw the old man bring the wine, they all smiled.

When it was Lu Han's turn, old man Ma hesitated: "Sister, do you want to drink?"

Everyone booed.

"Little sister, can you drink?"

"Sister Lu can drink."

"Little sister Lu, drink less, there are a lot of bad millets here."

Lu Han smiled awkwardly: "Uncle, I am a man, a pure man!"

The old man Ma leaned back tactically: "Hey, I haven't seen it yet, it turned out to be a drop with a teapot spout, so I'll pour you two liang."

Lu Han: "Uh... good! Full!"

In order to prove that he is a man, Brother Lu decided to fight.

When the old man Ma turned to Yang Li: "This is always a girl, can the leader have a drink?"

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Dad, Sister Li doesn't drink."

Yang Li said: "Let's have a little less, uncle is very happy today, I'll drink with him."

At Ma Xiaoshu's house, she didn't worry about anything.

After turning around, the old man Ma asked the staff again: "Aren't you talking too much?"

Ma Xiaoshu pulled him to sit down: "Don't worry about it, they are working."

Everyone chatted while eating and drinking. Deng Yue and Chen He repeatedly complained to Ma Xiaoshu about the bitterness of the journey, and Ma Xiaoshu laughed at them after listening.

In the corner of the courtyard, the producer Wang Zhengyu looked at the group of people eating strangely, shaking his head slightly.

He found a special phenomenon. When the three big stars in "Hahahaha" faced Yang Li and other guests, they were quite normal, but when they came to Ma Xiaoshu, they would inexplicably pass topics around Ma Xiaoshu, as if Ma Xiaoshu was the core same character.

Ma Xiaoshu never took the initiative to fight for the right to speak, it was the three of them who gave it up.

It shows that Ma Xiaoshu is a natural variety showman, and Wang Zhengyu has a little more confidence in Ma Xiaoshu's new show in a few months.

Lu Han approached Ma Xiaoshu to complain: "Brother Yue took our money and said that it was too late for everyone to rest, and I just went back to the house to rest honestly. He, Chen He and the others sneaked out for supper, and bumped into Let's just spend public money together, do you think it's outrageous?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Isn't this normal? If I manage the money, I spend it secretly for myself."

Lu Han: "Ah..."

The others laughed and wiped their tears.

Deng Yue said: "Did you hear that? Child, Ma Xiaoshu said that I did the right thing. This is a very important lesson in your life."

Chen He: "Xiao Lu, you have to thank us for letting you understand the dangers of society. Right? Ma Xiaoshu."

Ma Xiaoshu gnawed on the ribs: "There's no need to thank you, Brother Lu, you have to find a chance to get back."

Yang Li did not participate in the topic, but kept feeding the dog with rabbit bones and training it:
"Sit down, open your mouth! Here, I will give it to you, so you can eat it, you can't grab it! Do you understand? You must figure out your status. Otherwise, I will let the master stew you!"

Ma Xiaomiao looked at the handsome leader strangely, and then at the elder brother who kept serving the leader food, there was a big question mark in his little head.

(End of this chapter)