Country Composer

Chapter 270 Hunting

Gu Lina rolled her eyes, licked her lips, and asked in a low voice, "Is it this kind of sexy and hot little wild cat? Meow~"

After finishing speaking, she danced hotly with her hips twisted. The overly tight yoga pants look very attractive, especially the dangling thighs and... This girl is actually a bit of an exhibitionist. She never wears small clothes in winter. Judging by her outfit today, it might be again.

slap~
Ma Xiaoshu raised his hand and slapped her on the buttocks.

Gulina chuckled: "Speaking of which, there are both little wild cats and old foxes. It depends on which one you want to eat, brother-in-law. I don't think foxes are good, and foxes are bad."

Ma Xiaoshu pouted: "The cat meat is still sour!"

Gulina: "You haven't eaten it, how do you know it's sour? You've only eaten mutton."

Ma Xiaoshu smiled and slapped her again.

slap~
Gulina rushed forward with a meow, hugged Ma Xiaoshu and gnawed, and placed a mousetrap. There is no camera here, only the GoPros they wear on their heads can take pictures.

Nibbling and nibbling, she squatted down.

Ma Xiaoshu pushed away in disgust, and wiped his mouth: "It's embarrassing! We are working now, so we must be serious."

Gulina leaned over with a half-smile, just you serious, eloquent guy.

Ma Xiaoshu refused with one hand: "Apologize to me!"

Gulina looked down at the big hand on her chest: "I'm sorry brother-in-law, hehe..."

"That's about the same. Do you need to concentrate on your work in the future?"

"understood."

Ma Xiaoshu took off the GoPros of the two, deleted the scene just now, and went back directly to change the battery.

He asked: "What is the second phase of the task of the program group?"

Gu Lina is also deleting the video. There is no photographer for this show. She feels that it is not a big problem to find a corner to post it.Gulina was originally the messenger of the program group, but after she came, she didn't mention the mission.

She said, "I won't tell you!"

"What do you mean?"

"I don't want Sao Fox to come over so early."

"Oh, the task is very simple, isn't it?"

"That's right." Although Gulina is mischievous, she has a better brain, and now she has grasped the essence of the problem: "Brother-in-law, I didn't catch the mouse, what shall we eat tonight? There is only a bucket of milk tea and a bag of bubble tea." In the face of it, it’s not enough for Mr. Sha to cause disasters alone.”

It was five o'clock in the afternoon, and there were still about two hours before it got dark.

Ma Xiaoshu didn't ask about the mission any more, it was getting dark today, when he completed the mission and recruited Yang Li and Deng Neng, there was really nothing to eat, and the show would not be able to be recorded then.

None of the three mousetraps yielded.

However, Ma Xiaoshu found bird droppings everywhere in the factory. When he walked into the shipbuilding workshop that was just blown up, he found a lot of bird feathers on the ground.

Gulina said: "Are you trying to catch birds to eat? It's not easy to catch."

Ma Xiaoshu: "What's so hard to catch a bird?"

"It takes two hands to hold it," Gulina said.

Ma Xiaoshu: "..."

I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with her, this girl is a bit embarrassing today, I'll deal with her later.

Ma Xiaoshu knocked the steel pipe on the steel frame in the workshop.

bang bang!

fluttering...

Under the steel roof above, hundreds of pigeons flew out.

In order to ensure sufficient light in the workshop, the walls on all four sides are more than 15 meters high, and they are all windows. Presumably, some windows are broken, so many pigeons choose to nest here.

The pigeon door that flew out suddenly startled the dog.

Laijoer with his tail between his legs: "Wow, woof!"

Ma Xiaoshu turned around and went to the waste workshop outside, and searched carefully.

Gulina: "Brother-in-law, what are you looking for? I'll help you find it."

Ma Xiaoshu looked at her and slapped his head: "What am I doing all this effort for? Obviously there are ready-made ones."

Gulina was puzzled: "What?"

After she got skinny, she didn't dare anymore. Later, her brother-in-law would punish her severely, so now she gathers her mind and concentrates on recording the show.

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Take off the rubber band that binds your hair, and I will use the slingshot to shoot pigeons."

Gulina took out three rubber bands from her pocket: "You told me earlier, I brought them."

A slingshot is the easiest hunting tool to make. Almost all rural children know how to do it. They get a piece of iron wire, twist it into a Y shape, and tie three rubber bands on both ends, and the slingshot is ready.

The rubber bands have been processed. Now the rubber bands that tie hair are all gaudy, and there is a layer of things wrapped around them that affect performance. Three together can increase the shooting range.

As for slingshot bullets, it is easier to find.

There are nails everywhere in the factory, just twist the nails into a U-shape. When I was a child, I used bullets folded from paper and pointed.

After finishing the slingshot, Ma Xiaoshu aimed at a brick and shot it twice.

Gulina flatters every day: "Brother-in-law shoots really accurately!"

Ma Xiaoshu shook his head slightly: "No, the power is too small, and the accuracy is poor."

With such power, it is difficult to kill a bird.

Gulina tugged at the waistband of her yoga pants, and snapped it back: "Is this okay?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "No way! Elastic bands can't make a slingshot."

Gulina was ready to tie up her trousers with rubber bands, but she was disappointed again. She still wanted to eat pigeons, they looked so cute.

Ma Xiaoshu thought hard, and suddenly slapped his forehead again: "It's all your fault!"

Gulina: "What's wrong with me? I'm ready to donate my pants."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "As soon as you came, my smart IQ got stuck, I was infected by you, obviously there is a strong rubber band in the car."

He went to the car with a knife, and cut off the car seal along the broken glass of the window.

Tried stretching, the elasticity is quite wow.

After tying it on, Ma Xiaoshu tried again, and the power exploded, and the thickened glass dozens of meters high shattered.

The accuracy of equipment such as slingshots will increase in a straight line after they become more powerful.

It was almost six o'clock when the slingshot was ready. Ma Xiaoshu entered the workshop with the slingshot and climbed up the steel frame. Three to forty meters above the sky, there were various steel frames criss-crossing. Five centimeters wide, these are commonplace for Ma Xiaoshu.

On the other hand, Gu Lina below was holding the camera to shoot, while yelling in fright, for fear that Ma Xiaoshu would fall and die in front of her.

The good life has not yet begun, and the brother-in-law cannot die young.

How could Ma Xiaoshu fall down?
He was used to walking over eaves and walls from a young age, walking on the steel frame of the workshop as if walking on the ground, and soon came to the commanding height above the main beam of the house.

It is relatively easier to fight high and low.

It was getting dark, and the pigeons were returning home one after another. There were more than a dozen nests near Ma Xiaoshu.

Ma Xiaoshu first aimed at the nearest shot, and missed two shots.

Time is running out, so we can only use nails as bullets, and the flight trajectory of the nail bullets is still a bit erratic.If you have plenty of time, you should put a leather pocket on the slingshot and use bearing steel balls as bullets, which have high stability.

But it doesn't matter, if you shoot a few more times, you will definitely hit. Anyway, you have prepared a lot of nail bullets.

After 10 minutes, four pigeons were in hand, in addition to ten pigeon eggs.

Wild pigeons are far less heavy than domestic pigeons. The largest one weighs seven to eight taels, and the other three are about half a catty. It is estimated that they are half the weight after removing the feathers and internal organs.

But it’s good to eat meat, so what else do you dislike?
Originally, Ma Xiaoshu was going to catch beetles for Sha Yi to eat at night, but of course the instant noodles had to be reserved for Gulina, no matter how dirty she was, she was at least a woman.

When Ma Xiaoshu came back with his prey, Mr. Sha had already finished purifying the sewage, and the water in the foam tank below was much clearer.

Sha Yi was lighting a fire to make a stove, and there were firewood everywhere in the factory, as well as iron buckets and everything. He saw Ma Xiaoshu returning with a full load, his face was full of smiles, and his saliva almost flowed out.

"Pigeons? There are so many good guys? How did you do it?"

Gulina bragged: "My brother-in-law made a slingshot out of car rubber strips, and used iron nails as bullets to hit every target. It was getting dark and the workshop was too dark to see clearly. Otherwise, my brother-in-law would put the More than 100 pigeons were all wiped out!"

Ma Xiaoshu didn't like to exaggerate the facts, said: "This slingshot is not accurate enough, let's make a crossbow tomorrow."

Sha Yi: "You still make crossbows, why don't you make gunpowder guns?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "That depends on whether we can find gunpowder."

Gu Lina continued to brag about Ma Xiaoshu: "Brother-in-law can do everything! It's really amazing."

The sky gradually darkened.

The drones of the program group flew again to deliver dog food.

Ma Xiaoshu fed the dog, and even advertised the dog food: "Using Xingchen brand dog food, my family has gained ten catties in half a month, and I can't cook it in a pot..."

The program team was also relieved to see that Ma Xiaoshu had hunted many pigeons. In this episode, they were actually worried because, after looking through the wilderness programs, they were rarely recorded in such abandoned towns. The reason is that food is not readily available.

Deng Neng also heaved a sigh of relief. There will be pigeons to eat tomorrow, so he is finally not worried. He has been very scared before, because he has watched many survival programs that eat bugs, and he can't accept it at all.

Yang Li is very arrogant, but it has to be my little tree, hum!
at night,

Sha Yi lit two bonfires outside the building. The room they chose to be their bedroom was the one on the far side. To ensure safety, the door was blocked, and they entered and exited through the window.

After Ma Xiaoshu took care of the pigeons, he weighed them, and the four of them weighed less than a catty, which was enough to eat.

After being hungry for a whole day, Ma Xiaoshu was in no mood to do all the work, so he just boiled soup with pigeon eggs in it.

After the meal was ready, Ma Xiaoshu ate two pigeons, Sha Yi ate the big one, Gulina contributed the least, and only got one, but it was enough for her.

Everyone drank some soup and used the remaining soup to cook instant noodles.

After eating and drinking enough, take a rest and go straight to sleep.

Teacher Sha is still very hardworking. He scooped up all the sponges from the car cushions to make the bed, and collected dozens of newspapers in the building to use as quilts.

When sleeping, Gulina leaned against the wall, Ma Xiaoshu slept in the middle, and Teacher Sha slept on the side.

According to the division of labor, Lao Sha has to get up at night to take care of the bonfire and not let the fire go out. In fact, there are bears and other beasts in this latitude.

When Ma Xiaoshu wrapped the newspaper around Gulina's body, she expressed doubts: "The temperature here is so low, can the newspaper keep warm? Do you want to light a fire inside the house?"

Teacher Sha can finally show off: "Do you want carbon dioxide poisoning when you light a fire indoors? Although the newspaper is thin, it is really very warm. Its principle is to create an air layer and wrap the temperature inside..."

Gu Lina ignored him, she just found an excuse to hug her brother-in-law.
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(There will be a few more friends who will be added in the future, and they will be added in the next few days)

(End of this chapter)