Country Composer
Chapter 271
Chapter 271
It was quite cold in Northern Europe in the early spring. After falling asleep, the three of them huddled together. Gulina got into Ma Xiaoshu's arms directly, and Teacher Sha Yi stuck to Ma Xiaoshu from behind. This made Master Ma very embarrassed.
After a few pushes, he found that Lao Sha had fallen asleep, and Ma Xiaoshu had no choice.
Early the next morning.
The three sat beside the dying fire, drinking milk tea in a daze.
A cup of milk tea is divided into three parts, which is still somewhat weak.
The dog was happily eating dog food beside it, of course it was just delivered by the drone of the program group.
"Is there no beef in the dog food now? Isn't the program crew abusing dogs? Is there any humanity?"
Sha Yi cleared away the work and checked the dog food carefully. There was indeed no beef granules, and the breakfast was completely useless. Just like this, he didn’t forget to grab a few dog food, and gave Ma Xiaoshu and Gulina two each, and ate them. stand up.
Gulina has no psychological burden at all to eat dog food, after all...
Ma Xiaoshu didn't eat dog food, so he gave it to Gu Lina.
He took a slingshot to the shipbuilding workshop to hunt birds and was going to get some food, but he returned disappointed. In the early morning, the pigeons all went out to find food.
It seems that the pigeons can only be shot in the afternoon.
Ma Xiaoshu went to check the mousetraps redeployed last night again, and two of them were triggered, but there was no trace of mice, only a little blood and internal organs, which were eaten by something again.
Damn, I have become a middleman?
Ma Xiaoshu was very angry.
In the end, Ma Xiaoshu had no choice but to climb up the steel frame of the factory building, touch the pigeon nests one by one, and get more than ten pigeon eggs, and everyone barely made up for a meal.
Pigeons raised in captivity can reproduce five or six times a year, but wild pigeons only lay eggs once a year due to various reasons, and the number is not large, so pigeon eggs are not so easy to steal.
Teacher Sha is even more amazing. He boils water directly to drink soy sauce and sugar. Seasoning is sometimes more than just seasoning.
This behavior looks stupid, but it is actually quite effective. Sugar provides calories, and salt keeps people strong.
The bullet screen is full of emotion:
"It's indeed much more difficult here than in the wilderness."
"I knew that Ma Xiaoshu should have shot more pigeons yesterday."
"He did his best."
"Lucky enough to have meat last night."
"The pigeons are on a business trip!"
"This period is really too difficult."
"Haha, dogs are treated much better than them."
"It's the patron's father who comes to work."
"Yesterday I was still Master Bei, but today I'm starving Druid."
At this time, Gulina finally spoke of the second mission in the wilderness.
"A gas welder?"
Ma Xiaoshu looked at Gulina in disbelief.
Gu Lina nodded: "Yes, the program team said that there is a gas welding machine somewhere in this factory area, but you haven't found it. Therefore, the task of unlocking the two flying guests is to find the gas welding machine."
In fact, the original task prepared by the program team was not this, but because Ma Xiaoshu couldn't find the gas welding machine, so he temporarily changed it to this.
If Ma Xiaoshu finds a gas welder, he doesn't need to blow up the door at all, although that looks cool.
He can directly cut large iron doors with a gas welder.
So, the three of them started to act to find the legendary gas welding machine.
Sha Yi also took action, but instead of finding a gas welding machine, he found a big Lieba in the cabinet on the third floor, which is a large Russian-style bread, weighing a full five catties. This thing is also a specialty in the Northeast. The teacher likes it.
The program group is still a bit conscientious.
After a while, Ma Xiaoshu found the gas welder in the basement at the other end of the workshop, carried it out, and went to carry the acetylene tank.
It can really be used.
Ma Xiaoshu found wood, iron and springs from the cart, and prepared to make a crossbow.
At the station of the program group, Deng Neng and Yang Li are being searched by the staff. They are about to go to record the program, and the program group does not allow them to bring extra items.
Deng Neng's lighter and toilet paper were all confiscated, and he shouted: "What if I shit? Wait for it to dry?"
Yang Li suppressed a smile, her chest was bulging, she stretched out her arms and let the female staff take away the things in her pockets, and then complained: "Your show is too inhuman! Why can't you bring combs? Wigs Is it too much to charge for the movie?"
The volume of her hair on the front of her head is worrying, and two wigs are usually clipped when recording programs, but they were also searched.
Boss Yang only felt a chill on his forehead.
chug chu...
The helicopter carried the two of them to the abandoned factory area. This time, the helicopter landed directly on the ground.
Three resident MCs gathered around to greet him.
Like a curious baby, Deng Neng wandered around with Sha Yi and listened to Teacher Sha bragging.
Yang Li followed Ma Xiaoshu and helped him with his work. Although Boss Yang was delicate, he actually worked very hard.
After Gulina slipped away, Yang Li turned off the GoPro and took Ma Xiaoshu to find a remote place to hide.
Ma Xiaoshu said angrily, "What are you doing?"
Sister Li opened the collar of the sweater, reached in and touched it: "Sister brought you something delicious."
Ma Xiaoshu: "You are crazy!"
slap~
Yang Li was slapped and staggered, holding a meat bun in his hand: "Ah... this bun is quite delicious."
Ma Xiaoshu realized that she had made a mistake, and touched her face: "I'm sorry, boss, I thought you had a fever..."
Yang Li: "It's okay, I'm used to being beaten by you anyway, eat it while it's hot, there's another one here."
She took out another bun from the other chest.
For the sake of symmetry, Sister Li stuffed a steamed stuffed bun on one side of her chest, which looked quite well-proportioned. Her breasts were originally very big, and no one suspected that she stuffed two steamed stuffed buns.
Ma Xiaoshu was also embarrassed to refuse, and started to eat: "Sister, we have already found Da Lieba, there is no need for you."
Yang Li smiled and said, "I didn't plan to bring them. I saw on the real-time screen that you don't like to eat Daliba, so I stuffed two."
It's still the big sister who knows how to love others.
After eating Sister Li's big buns, Ma Xiaoshu went back to make crossbows.
Deng Neng and Sha Yi were outside shooting birds with slingshots. The pigeons didn’t return home and flew outside, so they couldn’t hit them at all. On the contrary, Deng Neng ran too fast and kicked the steel plate and sprained his ankle. Sha Yi was very considerate to him. Made a crutch.
Lao Sha was very happy, finally it wasn't him who got hurt.
Yang Li and Deng Neng brought the ultimate task of the program group: to make a car with the materials around them.
Neuropathy!
Because there is a car, the engine is a bit problematic, but the wheels are all there.
Ma Xiaoshu directly ignored this task, and played first, Sister Li finally came to this show once, so she must have a good time with her.
In the afternoon, the crossbow was ready.
The crossbow arrows are cut out with soldering iron, ten centimeters long iron bars.
Ma Xiaoshu was sure that there was some wild animal in the factory area, so he took Yangli and Gulina to hunt. Judging from the fact that the animal ate mice, it must not be a large animal.
Walking among the icy buildings, Yang Li asked curiously, "What kind of animals are there in this kind of factory area? Wild dogs?"
Gulina said: "It may be a wretched fox. It even eats mice. If you catch it, you will kill it."
Yang Li: "Are there any foxes here? It's so cold."
Gulina: "Why not? I can smell the smell, hey! It's so sexy!"
Yang Li gritted his teeth and ignored her: "Xiao Shu, this program is too harsh, let them relax a little bit."
Ma Xiaoshu gave Gu Lina a brain break, and then said to Yang Li: "Actually, it's okay, only Lao Sha and I were a little more difficult when we first landed, and it became easier after that."
"That's tiring enough."
"It only takes three or four days to be tired. Who would be tired of making money?"
When passing by a fence, Ma Xiaoshu climbed up first, then picked up Boss Yang and put him on the other side before jumping over by himself.
Gulina: "Brother-in-law, and me."
Ma Xiaoshu: "Climb yourself."
Gulina used all her strength to climb over the fence, and she hated Yang Li even more.
In fact, Ma Xiaoshu is not partial to Yangli, but she is a guest. Besides, it is impossible for Yangli to climb over with Yangli's body. Gulina is different. His adaptability is super strong, and his physical strength is better than Sha Yi's.
After walking for a while, Ma Xiaoshu found a big turtledove on the eaves obliquely in front, so he took out his crossbow and aimed it.
The two women also held their breath.
Cluster~
bingo!
Gulina immediately jumped up: "Brother-in-law shot too accurately! Awesome!"
Yang Li smiled slightly, but said nothing.
Because, Zhong was hit, but the turtledove landed on the roof of a three-story building, and it was impossible to get it.
Ma Xiaoshu scratched his head: "I'm careless...the shooting angle is wrong, I should aim against the wall."
After walking for a while, through the barbed wire, Ma Xiaoshu saw a fox with brown fur and big ears, walking furtively in the grass.
"Shh! Squat down."
Ma Xiaoshu told them to hide, and took out his crossbow to aim at it.
cluster!
bingo.
The crossbow arrows made of welding rods directly nailed the fox to the ground, and the fox struggled a few times and then stopped moving.
Gulina cheered again: "Brother-in-law is amazing! Sao Fox! Go to hell!"
Yang Li smiled and said, "Ma Xiaoshu, how did you find it?"
Ma Xiaoshu: "There must be more than one fox or wild cat that ate my three mice, so I know there are many small animals in this area. I also found a pigeon that was bitten to death on the steel frame. It should be done by wild cats." .”
The fox has been hunted, but it's a pity that Ma Xiaoshu can't get through through the barbed wire.
However, it is impossible to make him give up.
Ma Xiaoshu went to the shipbuilding workshop and brought more than ten rubber gaskets for exhaust fans, each with a diameter of one meter.
Gu Lina added oil to Ma Xiaoshu a few times, and said to Yangli, "Do you smell the bad smell? You're still so dirty when you're dead."
Yang Li: "No."
Gu Lina: "Then you have a bad nose, I think there are still foxes in this factory."
Yang Li: "Maybe."
Gulina: "Look, does that fox look like a dog? It's like a dog!"
Yang Li was silent for a while, then turned off the GoPro and said, "Looking at your arrogance today, it seems that your status is different?"
Gulina turned off the phone without showing weakness: "So what? I can't do what you can do?"
Yang Li smiled and said, "Hey! Since we both have the same identities, then don't be so cynical. I'm not afraid of any humiliation, but your behavior will only make the master hate you."
Gulina: "You talk nonsense, brother-in-law won't..."
Yang Li: "No one likes a husky that demolishes the house, and no one likes a cat that scratches people. Cats, cats and dogs, it's better to be well-behaved. Don't cause trouble for the owner! Ma Xiaoshu is a person who is afraid of trouble."
Gulina: "Hmph!"
When Ma Xiaoshu came back with the fox in his arms, he was surprised to find that Gu Lina and Boss Yang had a much closer relationship, and they were also holding hands, talking and laughing, which was amazing.
(End of this chapter)
It was quite cold in Northern Europe in the early spring. After falling asleep, the three of them huddled together. Gulina got into Ma Xiaoshu's arms directly, and Teacher Sha Yi stuck to Ma Xiaoshu from behind. This made Master Ma very embarrassed.
After a few pushes, he found that Lao Sha had fallen asleep, and Ma Xiaoshu had no choice.
Early the next morning.
The three sat beside the dying fire, drinking milk tea in a daze.
A cup of milk tea is divided into three parts, which is still somewhat weak.
The dog was happily eating dog food beside it, of course it was just delivered by the drone of the program group.
"Is there no beef in the dog food now? Isn't the program crew abusing dogs? Is there any humanity?"
Sha Yi cleared away the work and checked the dog food carefully. There was indeed no beef granules, and the breakfast was completely useless. Just like this, he didn’t forget to grab a few dog food, and gave Ma Xiaoshu and Gulina two each, and ate them. stand up.
Gulina has no psychological burden at all to eat dog food, after all...
Ma Xiaoshu didn't eat dog food, so he gave it to Gu Lina.
He took a slingshot to the shipbuilding workshop to hunt birds and was going to get some food, but he returned disappointed. In the early morning, the pigeons all went out to find food.
It seems that the pigeons can only be shot in the afternoon.
Ma Xiaoshu went to check the mousetraps redeployed last night again, and two of them were triggered, but there was no trace of mice, only a little blood and internal organs, which were eaten by something again.
Damn, I have become a middleman?
Ma Xiaoshu was very angry.
In the end, Ma Xiaoshu had no choice but to climb up the steel frame of the factory building, touch the pigeon nests one by one, and get more than ten pigeon eggs, and everyone barely made up for a meal.
Pigeons raised in captivity can reproduce five or six times a year, but wild pigeons only lay eggs once a year due to various reasons, and the number is not large, so pigeon eggs are not so easy to steal.
Teacher Sha is even more amazing. He boils water directly to drink soy sauce and sugar. Seasoning is sometimes more than just seasoning.
This behavior looks stupid, but it is actually quite effective. Sugar provides calories, and salt keeps people strong.
The bullet screen is full of emotion:
"It's indeed much more difficult here than in the wilderness."
"I knew that Ma Xiaoshu should have shot more pigeons yesterday."
"He did his best."
"Lucky enough to have meat last night."
"The pigeons are on a business trip!"
"This period is really too difficult."
"Haha, dogs are treated much better than them."
"It's the patron's father who comes to work."
"Yesterday I was still Master Bei, but today I'm starving Druid."
At this time, Gulina finally spoke of the second mission in the wilderness.
"A gas welder?"
Ma Xiaoshu looked at Gulina in disbelief.
Gu Lina nodded: "Yes, the program team said that there is a gas welding machine somewhere in this factory area, but you haven't found it. Therefore, the task of unlocking the two flying guests is to find the gas welding machine."
In fact, the original task prepared by the program team was not this, but because Ma Xiaoshu couldn't find the gas welding machine, so he temporarily changed it to this.
If Ma Xiaoshu finds a gas welder, he doesn't need to blow up the door at all, although that looks cool.
He can directly cut large iron doors with a gas welder.
So, the three of them started to act to find the legendary gas welding machine.
Sha Yi also took action, but instead of finding a gas welding machine, he found a big Lieba in the cabinet on the third floor, which is a large Russian-style bread, weighing a full five catties. This thing is also a specialty in the Northeast. The teacher likes it.
The program group is still a bit conscientious.
After a while, Ma Xiaoshu found the gas welder in the basement at the other end of the workshop, carried it out, and went to carry the acetylene tank.
It can really be used.
Ma Xiaoshu found wood, iron and springs from the cart, and prepared to make a crossbow.
At the station of the program group, Deng Neng and Yang Li are being searched by the staff. They are about to go to record the program, and the program group does not allow them to bring extra items.
Deng Neng's lighter and toilet paper were all confiscated, and he shouted: "What if I shit? Wait for it to dry?"
Yang Li suppressed a smile, her chest was bulging, she stretched out her arms and let the female staff take away the things in her pockets, and then complained: "Your show is too inhuman! Why can't you bring combs? Wigs Is it too much to charge for the movie?"
The volume of her hair on the front of her head is worrying, and two wigs are usually clipped when recording programs, but they were also searched.
Boss Yang only felt a chill on his forehead.
chug chu...
The helicopter carried the two of them to the abandoned factory area. This time, the helicopter landed directly on the ground.
Three resident MCs gathered around to greet him.
Like a curious baby, Deng Neng wandered around with Sha Yi and listened to Teacher Sha bragging.
Yang Li followed Ma Xiaoshu and helped him with his work. Although Boss Yang was delicate, he actually worked very hard.
After Gulina slipped away, Yang Li turned off the GoPro and took Ma Xiaoshu to find a remote place to hide.
Ma Xiaoshu said angrily, "What are you doing?"
Sister Li opened the collar of the sweater, reached in and touched it: "Sister brought you something delicious."
Ma Xiaoshu: "You are crazy!"
slap~
Yang Li was slapped and staggered, holding a meat bun in his hand: "Ah... this bun is quite delicious."
Ma Xiaoshu realized that she had made a mistake, and touched her face: "I'm sorry, boss, I thought you had a fever..."
Yang Li: "It's okay, I'm used to being beaten by you anyway, eat it while it's hot, there's another one here."
She took out another bun from the other chest.
For the sake of symmetry, Sister Li stuffed a steamed stuffed bun on one side of her chest, which looked quite well-proportioned. Her breasts were originally very big, and no one suspected that she stuffed two steamed stuffed buns.
Ma Xiaoshu was also embarrassed to refuse, and started to eat: "Sister, we have already found Da Lieba, there is no need for you."
Yang Li smiled and said, "I didn't plan to bring them. I saw on the real-time screen that you don't like to eat Daliba, so I stuffed two."
It's still the big sister who knows how to love others.
After eating Sister Li's big buns, Ma Xiaoshu went back to make crossbows.
Deng Neng and Sha Yi were outside shooting birds with slingshots. The pigeons didn’t return home and flew outside, so they couldn’t hit them at all. On the contrary, Deng Neng ran too fast and kicked the steel plate and sprained his ankle. Sha Yi was very considerate to him. Made a crutch.
Lao Sha was very happy, finally it wasn't him who got hurt.
Yang Li and Deng Neng brought the ultimate task of the program group: to make a car with the materials around them.
Neuropathy!
Because there is a car, the engine is a bit problematic, but the wheels are all there.
Ma Xiaoshu directly ignored this task, and played first, Sister Li finally came to this show once, so she must have a good time with her.
In the afternoon, the crossbow was ready.
The crossbow arrows are cut out with soldering iron, ten centimeters long iron bars.
Ma Xiaoshu was sure that there was some wild animal in the factory area, so he took Yangli and Gulina to hunt. Judging from the fact that the animal ate mice, it must not be a large animal.
Walking among the icy buildings, Yang Li asked curiously, "What kind of animals are there in this kind of factory area? Wild dogs?"
Gulina said: "It may be a wretched fox. It even eats mice. If you catch it, you will kill it."
Yang Li: "Are there any foxes here? It's so cold."
Gulina: "Why not? I can smell the smell, hey! It's so sexy!"
Yang Li gritted his teeth and ignored her: "Xiao Shu, this program is too harsh, let them relax a little bit."
Ma Xiaoshu gave Gu Lina a brain break, and then said to Yang Li: "Actually, it's okay, only Lao Sha and I were a little more difficult when we first landed, and it became easier after that."
"That's tiring enough."
"It only takes three or four days to be tired. Who would be tired of making money?"
When passing by a fence, Ma Xiaoshu climbed up first, then picked up Boss Yang and put him on the other side before jumping over by himself.
Gulina: "Brother-in-law, and me."
Ma Xiaoshu: "Climb yourself."
Gulina used all her strength to climb over the fence, and she hated Yang Li even more.
In fact, Ma Xiaoshu is not partial to Yangli, but she is a guest. Besides, it is impossible for Yangli to climb over with Yangli's body. Gulina is different. His adaptability is super strong, and his physical strength is better than Sha Yi's.
After walking for a while, Ma Xiaoshu found a big turtledove on the eaves obliquely in front, so he took out his crossbow and aimed it.
The two women also held their breath.
Cluster~
bingo!
Gulina immediately jumped up: "Brother-in-law shot too accurately! Awesome!"
Yang Li smiled slightly, but said nothing.
Because, Zhong was hit, but the turtledove landed on the roof of a three-story building, and it was impossible to get it.
Ma Xiaoshu scratched his head: "I'm careless...the shooting angle is wrong, I should aim against the wall."
After walking for a while, through the barbed wire, Ma Xiaoshu saw a fox with brown fur and big ears, walking furtively in the grass.
"Shh! Squat down."
Ma Xiaoshu told them to hide, and took out his crossbow to aim at it.
cluster!
bingo.
The crossbow arrows made of welding rods directly nailed the fox to the ground, and the fox struggled a few times and then stopped moving.
Gulina cheered again: "Brother-in-law is amazing! Sao Fox! Go to hell!"
Yang Li smiled and said, "Ma Xiaoshu, how did you find it?"
Ma Xiaoshu: "There must be more than one fox or wild cat that ate my three mice, so I know there are many small animals in this area. I also found a pigeon that was bitten to death on the steel frame. It should be done by wild cats." .”
The fox has been hunted, but it's a pity that Ma Xiaoshu can't get through through the barbed wire.
However, it is impossible to make him give up.
Ma Xiaoshu went to the shipbuilding workshop and brought more than ten rubber gaskets for exhaust fans, each with a diameter of one meter.
Gu Lina added oil to Ma Xiaoshu a few times, and said to Yangli, "Do you smell the bad smell? You're still so dirty when you're dead."
Yang Li: "No."
Gu Lina: "Then you have a bad nose, I think there are still foxes in this factory."
Yang Li: "Maybe."
Gulina: "Look, does that fox look like a dog? It's like a dog!"
Yang Li was silent for a while, then turned off the GoPro and said, "Looking at your arrogance today, it seems that your status is different?"
Gulina turned off the phone without showing weakness: "So what? I can't do what you can do?"
Yang Li smiled and said, "Hey! Since we both have the same identities, then don't be so cynical. I'm not afraid of any humiliation, but your behavior will only make the master hate you."
Gulina: "You talk nonsense, brother-in-law won't..."
Yang Li: "No one likes a husky that demolishes the house, and no one likes a cat that scratches people. Cats, cats and dogs, it's better to be well-behaved. Don't cause trouble for the owner! Ma Xiaoshu is a person who is afraid of trouble."
Gulina: "Hmph!"
When Ma Xiaoshu came back with the fox in his arms, he was surprised to find that Gu Lina and Boss Yang had a much closer relationship, and they were also holding hands, talking and laughing, which was amazing.
(End of this chapter)
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