I directed the Xuanwumen Incident

Chapter 388 Write a nasty "love letter" to Xu Fenglei? !

Cuckoo, cluck, cluck...

The hot mushroom soup is boiling in the hot pot, escaping the heat.

Li Shimin picked up a lump of meat with his chopsticks, piled it on a plate, picked up the plate and put it in his mouth.

"Oh, look at your food."

Changsun Wugou said with a look of disgust,
"The children are all here, can you pay attention to your own image? Return to Emperor Fan."

"Is it because you heard that you are not here, and no one cares about your diet, so you start doing anything wrong?"

Li Shimin babbled off a plate of meat and wiped his mouth vigorously.

"Happy, so happy!"

"Hahaha……"

He laughed wantonly,

"Guanyin maidservant, I am happy today, can't you let me relax for a while?"

"We eat hot pot, and there are Wen Chi and Wu Chi. This is how I eat Wu just now. It's so cool!"

When the children heard this, their eyes lit up and they stood up one after another.

"I also want to eat martial arts, it's too boring to take a slice!"

"I want to be bored!"

They all followed suit, imitating the appearance of their father, stuffing meat into their mouths desperately, and chewing desperately.

"Hey hey!"

Changsun Wugou frowned and reprimanded,
"Don't learn from your father! Eating like this will ruin your stomach!"

"Fucking around again, watch out for me..."

"Hey." Li Shimin stopped her scolding, waved his hands and laughed, "Forget it, today is a happy day, so don't talk about so many rules, it's okay to eat and drink once in a while."

Changsun Wugou rolled his eyes and hummed:

"What are you happy about?"

Li Shimin frowned.

"You don't know how big a face Ting Ming has given me this time!"

He beamed, and began to talk,
"Without losing a single soldier, they occupied Dingxiang, the Turkic stronghold. Frightened, Jieli Khan ran away with his tail between his legs, and captured countless spoils of war!"

"There is also the act of ordering Li Ji to ambush in Baidao in advance, which is a stroke of genius! These two moves directly defeated Jieli Khan!"

"Thinking about the way that guy Jieli is showing off his might in front of me, and thinking about how he is running away like a mouse, I feel more refreshed than drinking iced grape wine in summer!"

"Cool..."

Changsun Wugou curled his lips.

"Okay, okay, you've been rambling since you came in, you've said this almost three times!"

she joked,

"I can almost recite it."

"Only three times? I haven't said enough! I want to talk about him thirty times, three hundred times!"

Li Shimin took a sip of wine, his face turned red, he pointed to the north and said,
"When Tingming comes back, I will add an official to him and set up a monument for him, so that everyone, including future generations, will remember his great achievements, remember that Datang has such a handsome talent comparable to Wei Huo Hanxin! "

"And such a handsome talent was discovered by me and reused by me! There is no doubt about my knowledge of people!"

The more outstanding Xu Fenglei's military exploits are, the more outstanding his Li Er's exploits will be.

It's like Wei Huo's military exploits piled up the image of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty as a hero!
"Father, are you praising Master, or are you praising yourself?"

"Have they all?"

"I think he is bragging about himself through Master."

"Makes sense..."

The children's childish words fell into Li Er's ears, which made his old face a little uncomfortable.

"You guys, what are you talking about?"

Li Shimin stared at Li Chengqian and the others, and ordered,
"Father wants to write back a letter to your master, and you disciples also have to write a letter to your master, telling him what you want to say to him."

"Don't be perfunctory! It's not easy for your master to fight on the front line. If he can receive your sincere letter and feel your passionate feelings, he will be very happy, and he will have more confidence in fighting!"

"Have you heard everything?"

All the children looked terrified.

They miss Master a little bit. Without Master, this deep palace compound is very boring and boring.

"I'm stuffed!"

Li Lizhi jumped off the dining table and shouted,

"Lizhi misses Master, so write now!"

Deng Deng Deng!
She took small steps and rushed into the study beside her, studying ink to find paper.

"I'm full too."

"Me too."

"Father, Queen Mother, please take your time, I'm full too."

Li Qingquan, Li Chengqian and Li Ke also put down their chopsticks and rushed into the study.

Only Li Tai was left frantically stuffing things into his mouth.

"Me too... um..."

With bulging cheeks, the little fat man chewed the full meat in his mouth with a ferocious face, jumped off the stool, and ran into the study.

"These guys..."

Li Shimin helped his forehead, and smiled helplessly,

"As soon as I wrote a letter to Master, I didn't eat, and even Qingque left."

"Did you miss it so much?"

His words had a sour taste.

"That's natural. You have been fighting outside all year round, and when you come back occasionally, you treat them very seriously. The children lack fatherly love, and they don't have a complete childhood. It is because of listening to this master that they have given them sufficient love and a happy childhood. Let them get on the right track and thrive.”

Grandson Wugou responded,
"Just talking about Cheng Qian, I can really feel that he is much more cheerful than before, and he has regained a bit of his rare innocence."

"In their hearts, the master's status may be on par with your father..."

Li Shimin looked sideways slightly, looking at the children in the study who were biting their pens, with a hint of guilt in their eyes.

"Master, master, a teacher for one day and a father for life."

he murmured,

"Perhaps, it's not neck and neck, but above me..."

"However, what right do I have to be jealous? Over the years, I have also known that I am not a qualified father, and what the children lack, can only be made up for by hearing clearly..."

"Hey, don't mention this."

Li Shimin withdrew his gaze, and sent a piece of tender meat to Changsun Wugou's plate.

"Guanyin maidservant, tell me, how should I write this letter?"

He looked at his wife and said seriously,

"I don't want to be like those ordinary reward orders, it seems too emotionless."

"You have always been emotional, can you help my staff, how to write it so that it looks kind?"

The eldest grandson Wugou looked around.

"It's not difficult to be kind. It's nothing more than succinct and colloquial words, so that he can feel that you are talking to him and greeting him."

She suddenly smiled and said,
"Erfeng, would you like something nasty?"

Li Shimin was startled.

"Nauseating?"

he asked,
"What kind of nasty method? Come on, teach me."

The eldest grandson Wugou pursed his lips and smiled.

"Write it like you would write a love letter to a lover, and you'll be sure he'll get goosebumps when he reads it."

She said with a smile,

"Come on, get up."

"Let's sum it up and give him a different reward order."

……

In Chang'an City, in a branch of Honglu Temple Station.

The Turkic man gnawed on Chang'an's special naan bread with a sad face, his mouth moved mechanically, crushed the hard naan bread, and poured it into his stomach.

Galloping from Iron Mountain, he ran and killed three horses, and finally arrived in Chang'an within three days.

But in this deserted and dilapidated post house, he also stayed for three full days!

Three days!
Except for a small official with a bad attitude who received him at the beginning and arranged a place for him, no one cared about him anymore.

As a Turkic envoy, he came with an urgent diplomatic mission, so he was ignored and forgotten by the Tang people? !

boom!
Swallowing the last mouthful of naan bread with difficulty, the whole person became angry like a lion.

"I want to go out!"

He went to the door and roared,
"I am an envoy of the Turks. I want to meet His Majesty the Emperor of Tang. You can't treat me like this!"

While roaring, while crossing the threshold!
But after only two steps, he was blocked by two sharp long knives.

"You can't go out."

The guard said with a blank face.

"Then how do we get out?"

Losing his mind, he said angrily.

"Am I your prisoner?!"

The guard remained expressionless, and responded:

"The Tang Dynasty and the Turks are at war. As the envoy of the Turks, you are a member of the enemy country. You can't walk around Chang'an at will, you can only move around in the post."

"As long as the two countries are no longer at war and you are no longer a member of the enemy country, you can go out."

Zhi lost his mind and his face turned red.

"I'm here for this battle!"

He continued,
"If you don't let me go out, how can I meet the Emperor of Tang and talk to him?"

"Brothers, as long as you let me out, I will be able to promote the peace talks between the two countries and turn hostility into friendship!"

"Please let me out!"

The guard glanced at him.

"As I said, Shangguan ordered you to be treated like an enemy country. Unless the two countries cease fighting, you cannot be released. This is the rule."

he said again.

"If you don't let me go out, how can I facilitate the peace talks!" The voice that lost his mind was raised an octave!

"Only when the two countries are no longer at war can you be released,"

The guard emphasized.

Lost in thought: "@#￥%...&*@!!!"

I X you XX, you XXXX!
At this moment, he felt that he was about to become a madman!

Just when he was about to go mad, a slightly fat figure appeared outside the post house.

"See Shangguan."

"See Shangguan."

When several post officials and guards saw the person coming, they all saluted respectfully.

And Zhishen Li also raised his head at this moment, and when he saw this person's appearance clearly, tears were about to flow out!
"Tang Jian, Tang Jian!"

he yelled,

"It's me, I'm obsessive! I'm a Turkic envoy!"

"I want to see the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, I want to see Li Shimin! National affairs are urgent, so don't delay!"

The person who came was Tang Jian, Minister of Honglu Temple.

But at this moment, when he heard the yelling that he lost his mind, his expression changed.

"I have lost my mind, it seems that the lesson I gave you three years ago is not deep enough."

Tang Jian walked up to the one who had lost his mind, and snorted coldly,
"Is the name of His Majesty the Tang Dynasty a taboo, and you can call it directly?"

"Since the Turkic people are still so domineering, they should push forward when they see our army, and push Na Jieli Khan a few times to see if you still dare to be tough."

Perseverance lost; "!!!"

"I, I, I, I... I made a mistake, I made a mistake."

He was startled, and hurriedly confessed,

"It's His Majesty the Tang Dynasty, His Majesty the Emperor, His Majesty the Emperor Tang!"

"I'm a barbarian, I don't know etiquette, please don't blame me, don't blame me."

Three years ago, even in front of Li Shimin, he had been stubborn for a long time.

But this time, it was just facing Tang Jian, but he coaxed him very quickly.

Today is different...

"Ha ha."

Tang Jian rubbed his hands together and said calmly,

"Admit your mistake verbally and you're done? Although Turkic is a barbarian country, there seems to be a clearer distinction between superior and inferior, right?"

"The lowly people call the venerable by his name, how can he be punished? I don't understand the Turkic rules very well, so please tell us something about it?"

Zhi lost his mind and his face froze.

"A lowly person who calls the venerable by his name should be slapped thirty times and flogged twenty times."

He responded with some difficulty.

"Oh--"

Tang Jian suddenly realized, and said with a smile,
"So, please?"

"Here, I..." Zhishisili showed an embarrassing expression like constipation.

Tang Jian touched his chin.

"It seems that you are not in a hurry. I came early."

He waved his hand,

"Forget it, goodbye!"

With that said, he turned around and was about to leave.

"Don't, don't!"

Zhishenli hastily pulled him back, and said anxiously,

"I made a slip of the tongue, I should punish myself, punish myself!"

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!
clap clap clap!
clap clap clap!
The sound of crisp slaps can be heard endlessly.

It's unambiguous to lose one's mind, he is really trying hard on his face!After thirty blows, half of the face was swollen, and the mouth was almost split.

I don't know if there is any element of self-mutilation out of remorse.

"Get a whip."

Tang Jian ordered,
"Ah? This..."

Zhi lost his mind and was startled, unwilling in his heart.

He thought that thirty slaps would be enough, and he had received this killing blow.

But who knows, Tang Jian is not satisfied!
"Since it's a punishment, it's natural to have a full set."

Tang Jian took the long whip from the guard and said with a smile,

"Otherwise, it will humiliate the majesty of my Great Tang Emperor."

Snapped!
The whip slammed on Zhishili's buttocks, making a louder sound than the slap just now.

clap clap clap!
clap clap clap!
"Huh, huh..."

Tang Jian smoked seven or eight times, gasping for breath, so he said to the guard beside him,
"You come, you come for me."

"Turkic people are rough-skinned and thick-skinned, so don't be merciful, just use all your energy."

The guard smiled honestly and nodded.

Snapped! !

"what!!!"

Desperately screamed loudly.

This strength is more than three times stronger than before!
At this moment, he was extremely resentful, why did he say the word "Li Shimin" just now?

hate it!

After a burst of horrific screams, the guard finally put away his long whip, scratched his head and said:

"Shangguan, I accidentally smoked a few more times, is it okay?"

Tang Jian laughed.

"It's not in the way, it's not in the way, a few extra strokes will count as a gift for him!"

He patted the guard on the shoulder, Le said,
"Your strike is ruthless, yes, there will be a chance to transfer you to the Ministry of Punishment in the future!"

The guard laughed hehehe.

The expression on Zhizhi's mindless face was even uglier than crying.

He already felt that the ripped buttocks were no longer his own.

"I have lost my mind, this is a punishment."

Tang Jian restrained his smile, looked at the Turkic man in front of him, and said with his hands behind his back,
"Are you satisfied?"

(End of this chapter)