I directed the Xuanwumen Incident

Chapter 389 Isn't it awesome?Fight with Datang, do you Turkic have the strength? !
Zhi Shili subconsciously touched his red and swollen face.

"Disrespect to the venerable, it should be like this, obey, I obey..."

His tone was a little bitter.

People under the eaves have to bow their heads wow!

Before coming to Datang, he had already prepared himself for being humiliated, but even with psychological training, he still had no defense at this moment.

The one who humiliated him was not the Tang Emperor Li Shimin!He couldn't even meet Li Shimin face to face!

A small guard can block his way and slap his ass, and a Honglu temple minister can bully him so much that he can't lift his head up.

In a trance, he felt that he was inferior to the lowest Turkic slave!
"It's good to be satisfied."

Tang Jian twirled his beard and said with a smile,
"Oh yes, I don't know why the Turkic envoys came to Tang Dynasty, what's your business?"

Zhi lost his mind and suddenly raised his head.

"Tang Xianggong, Tang Xianggong! I am here on behalf of the Turkic Jieli Khan, and I am here to seek peace from the Tang Dynasty!"

His voice was trembling with excitement right now.

After staying in Chang'an for a few days, I finally got to the point!

"Hey, I'm not the minister of state affairs, so I don't deserve the word 'sister'."

Tang Jian waved his hands, and said with a half-smile,
"Begging for peace?"

"Do you think there is still a need for peace talks in the current situation between our two countries?"

Immediately, anxious eyes appeared in Zhizhi's absent-minded eyes.

"This...why not?"

He stepped forward and grabbed Tang Jian's arm, and hurriedly said,

"Tang...Brother Tang, Big Brother Tang! As you know, Tang and Turks have an alliance! Three years ago, it was on the Weishui River outside Chang'an City!"

"There, His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty and I, the Turkic Great Khan, signed the Weishui Alliance, agreeing not to invade each other!"

"The Tang Dynasty is a kingdom of heaven and a state of etiquette. How can it break the contract? This... this is treachery, which is despised by people!"

Tang Jian's face turned cold.

"Oh? You said Datang broke the contract?"

He sneered,

"The emissary, do you still remember how many covenants your country has had with our country since the founding of the Tang Dynasty? How many times have you made peace?"

"Marriage, no less than fourteen times! The peace covenant between the two countries, no less than twenty!"

"But how many rules have you followed?"

"Zero, it's actually zero! Are you surprised or surprised?"

Persevering in thinking: "..."

His face was a little stiff.

"Every time we get married and get my noble daughter princess from Tang Dynasty, she turns around and invades my border again!"

Tang Jian said sharply,
"Every time a covenant is signed, no matter whether it's beheading a chicken head and burning yellow paper, or drinking blood to make an alliance, if you make a vow and make an agreement, then turn your head and throw it into the swill bucket as a toilet chip, and then invade again!"

"This kind of thing, your Great Khan, is very handy!"

"Such a shameless leader, such a shameless country, dare to speak loudly in front of me, say something about treachery, say something that is contemptible?"

"Think about it yourself, are you worthy?"

"You are not worthy, and neither is Jieli Khan! Bah!"

Zhishenli was scolded head-on and covered his face, and his face turned red again, but he couldn't say a word.

"I, I am a Turkic barbarian, naturally..."

He held back for a long time, but in the end he could only hold back such half a sentence.

"Barbarians?"

Tang Jian smiled instead of anger, and scolded,
"Okay, that's right! The state of etiquette has the way of the state of etiquette, and the barbarians have their own way of playing!"

"Since you Turks are barbarians, why should we talk about etiquette? It's more like barbarism!"

"Now the Tang army is following your Turkic style of play, galloping across northern Xinjiang, robbing your cattle and sheep, robbing your women, making the Turks the most humble slaves of the Tang people, and making Jieli Khan the emperor of the Tang Dynasty. Your Majesty's dog, I want him to kneel in front of me, Emperor Tang, and kiss His Majesty's toes!"

"Now, all of this is going on! With my mighty General Manager of Zhengbei University, Xu Fenglei, here, the progress is going smoothly! The Jieli Khan you are talking about will soon turn into a barking dog!"

"You don't accept it? If you don't accept it, just hold back!"

Kaka.

Zhishisili clenched his fists, his eyes were full of anger and humiliation, infinite anger rose in his heart, but he could only hold it in his heart.

Because the guards beside Tang Jian had already drawn out their knives...

"Are you angry? Are you wronged? Are you going to cry?"

Tang Jian said cheaply,

"And I'm the opposite! I've never been so happy! Never have I wanted to laugh like I do now!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Brothers, are you happy? Are you happy? Hahahaha..."

He laughed loudly, laughing with the guards beside him.

In this laughter, there was a sense of elation and joy, but also a mockery of belittling the enemy.

Yoyo, isn't this the Turkic General?

I haven't seen you for a few days. What's the matter?
Not awesome?

Fight with Datang, do you have the strength? !

"Tang Honglu, you came to see me today..."

Losing his mind, he lowered his head and whispered,
"Is it just to humiliate me on behalf of the Great Tang Emperor?"

"If it is, then please continue as much as you want, I will bear it."

Tang Jian's smile slowly faded.

"Humiliation? I don't think so. I'm just speaking out and refuting your inappropriate remarks."

He snorted coldly,

"Forget it, I don't want to argue with you anymore. You may think that I am the Minister of Honghe Temple, but I am so mean, but I have this character. I don't know why His Majesty asked me to be the Minister of Honghe Temple, in charge of foreign affairs."

"In contrast, His Majesty is very magnanimous. He never beats a dog in the water. Even for an unreasonable person like you, he doesn't discriminate against him."

"I came today because His Majesty wanted to see you."

"Pack up your bags and let's go! Ben Honglu will take you into the palace."

Zhi lost his mind and suddenly raised his head.

"Don't clean up, just go like this!"

He resolutely said,

"I'm ready for everything!"

"Please lead the way, Tang Honghe!"

Just a moment ago, his mind was already ashamed.

But now, hope was ignited in his heart again!

Li Shimin is a tolerant person, as long as he can be moved, he can also win a breathing space for Khan!

Tang Jian glanced at him, seeing the hope in Zhishuisili's eyes, the corners of his mouth could not help but slightly raised, revealing a contemptuous smile.

This stupid big guy.

Even I can't convince you, do you really think His Majesty is easy to fool?

……

Taiji Palace, Haichi.

In front of the two VIP fishing positions, two men were leisurely fishing with fishing rods in their hands.

"Father."

Li Shimin looked at his father at the side, and said with a smile,

"I remember that you used to like fishing and playing chess the most, but now that you have Three Kingdoms Killing and playing cards, you don't seem to go fishing much."

"Which one do you think is the most interesting among the four?"

Li Yuan's beard trembled slightly.

Holding the fishing rod, he said casually:

"Fishing and playing chess use static skills, and you need to be calm in order to gain something."

"Three Kingdoms Killing, playing poker, etc., are the most noisy. The more yelling and impetuousness, the more interesting it is, and it can completely mobilize people's emotions!"

"Still and moving, each has its own advantages and disadvantages. I can't say which is better. If I have to judge, I can only say... I like them all."

Li Shimin couldn't help curling his lips when he heard this.

The old man installed it.

Look at how often you play poker and fight the landlord, it is called a whole night, forgetting to eat and sleep.

Look at the number of times you have fished again, this time you are called out because of the invitation.

Each has its own merits?like it all?

Ha ha.

I believe you a ghost.

wow wow.

Under the float, ripples spread out.

"Father, I'll get the fish first!"

When Li Shimin lifted the fishing rod, a lively carp burst out of the water and flew into the fish basket.

He glanced at his father's empty fish basket, and couldn't help showing a smug smile.

"Go on, go on, I'm coming too."

Li Yuan responded perfunctorily, looking at his own float that had no fluctuations, he couldn't help being a little irritable.

"Why is there no movement at all?"

"It's really boring, it's meaningless at all, it's better to play poker in the palace..."

"Ouch……"

He muttered, how could there be any time to calm down?
The state of mind at this moment is anything but impetuous.

This is like letting a gambler calm down and go fishing, it's completely impossible!
Unless you open a disk.

Whoa!Whoa!
Li Yuan caught nothing, but Li Shimin caught fish one after another, so happy that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear.

"Father, I'm here to fish again. I'm lucky today!"

"Father, another one, hahaha!"

"Hey, father, don't go away, let's go fishing for a while, the weather is so good today, how about we bask in the sun?"

"..."

Seeing that Li Yuan was so angry that he threw his pole and wanted to leave, Li Shimin hurriedly restrained his complacency, and stepped forward to stop Li Yuan.

"Father, father...don't worry, the son's bag is yours, and it's all for you."

He sloppily poured the fish from the fish basket into Li Yuan's fish basket, and even persuaded,
"Don't keep moving the fishing rod, it's easy to startle the fish, let's chat for a while."

"Recently, the cooking skills of the Imperial Dining Room have been greatly improved. How about making you some fresh fish soup later?"

Seeing that there were three more fish in his fish basket, and listening to Li Shimin's earnest words, the anger on Li Yuan's face finally dissipated a bit.

"Okay..."

He sat back in the pit again, muttering,

"You boy, you will be a son now. In the past, you showed your sharpness and often contradicted me..."

After throwing out the fishing rod again, Li Yuan just turned to look at Li Shimin, and asked in a deep voice:

"Then let's talk! I've been obsessed with entertainment recently, and don't ask about political and military affairs... Now I think of it, how is the war in northern Xinjiang? Is that kid Xu Fenglei good?"

"I feel very strange that you don't regard Li Jing as your commander! Although Li Jing has offended us once, he is definitely a good fighter!"

"The military exploits he has made over the years have already proved that this person is reliable. You should use him, use a civil servant... After all, it's a bit of a joke."

Although Li Yuan is old, his mind is still clear.

In his opinion, Erlang's selection of coach this time is really emotional.

"Father, don't worry, my son has already made proper arrangements."

Li Shimin smiled complacently, took out a battle report from his bosom, handed it over graciously, and said,

"Look at it."

The father and son were chatting, and Tang Jian walked up slowly with a sense of obsession.

"Please inform me."

Tang Jian cupped his hands slightly, and walked towards the guard road,
"Let's say that the Minister of Honglu Temple brought Turkic envoys to see His Majesty."

As soon as the imperial guard turned around, his voice was like Hong Zhong Dalu:
"Report to Your Majesty, Tang Jian, Minister of Honglu Temple, has brought Turkic envoys here!"

Li Yuan frowned and looked behind him.

"I lost my mind?"

He said in surprise,

"What is he doing here? Showing off his might again?"

Li Shimin laughed.

"Father will understand after reading this battle report."

he laughed,
"This barbarian came here to beg for peace with his tail between his legs."

"Father, in just three years, the offense and defense have changed!"

With that said, Li Er waved at the two of them and ordered:

"come on!"

After the guard searched, let the two pass.

"See Your Majesty, see the Supreme Emperor."

Tang Jian looked at the two emperors in front of him with a hint of doubt in his eyes.

His Majesty intends to meet with Zhi Shi Si Li with the Supreme Emperor?

Interested?
"See His Majesty the Great Tang Emperor!"

"See the benevolent and wise Great Tang Emperor His Majesty!"

"I, Zhishisili, on behalf of Turkic Jieli Khan, sing praises to His Majesty the Tang Emperor, and praise to His Majesty the Supreme Emperor!"

Compared with Tang Jian's simplicity and unpretentiousness, it seems a bit exaggerated to lose his mind.

First, he was reciting aloud, saluting towards Li Shimin and Li Yuan, his voice was full of emotion and cadence.

After saluting, he even danced!

"Hahaha... no courtesy, no courtesy."

Li Shimin laughed,
"I have lost my mind, what is the meaning of this?"

Zhi lost his mind and got up and cupped his hands and said:
"Back to His Majesty the Great Tang Emperor, this is the dance of praise. The Turkic people only dance this kind of dance when they worship the gods."

"Your Majesty is no different from a god in my eyes!"

"Oh, so it's like this..." Li Shimin twirled his beard and waved his hands again and again, "That's really frustrating to me. I am the Son of Heaven, and I can't stand shoulder to shoulder with the gods. This dance should be skipped. If you are three months earlier Nian Tiao, I may still be interested in watching it."

Hearing the words, he lost his mind, and his expression became stiff.

"Yes, wise and mighty..." he responded.

"Okay, okay, don't add such a long prefix, I don't like it."

Li Shimin stopped and said,

"Just call Your Majesty."

He paused for a moment, smiled lightly and said:
"I lost my mind, why did you come all the way from Turkic?"

"Go ahead."

Li Yuan's gaze was fixed on the battle report, and shock slowly climbed up his face.

A few seconds later, he suddenly raised his head to look at Zhishenli, and blurted out:
"I lost my mind, did you really come to beg for peace?"

Zhi lost his mind and looked embarrassed.

"Your Majesty, yes, I... am here to beg for peace between the two countries."

He fell to one knee and said earnestly,
"You know, the Tang Dynasty and the Turks have a peace covenant. For three years, I, the Turks, have always abided by the covenant. I have never dared to take a step beyond the threshold and invade the Tang Dynasty."

"Khan believes that the Shang Kingdom of the Tang Dynasty is a state of etiquette, and it is impossible to take the initiative to tear up the covenant and commit crimes."

"So... Khan finally thought that there might be some misunderstanding between the two countries, so he dispatched me to gallop thousands of miles to Chang'an to resolve this misunderstanding and avoid the two countries' confrontation."

"After all, when a war breaks out, the people who suffer are always the soldiers and civilians! The Tang Dynasty and the Turks are both peace-loving countries. I believe there are no conflicts that cannot be resolved."

Tang Jian looked surprised when he saw that he lost his mind.

This old boy has learned to be smart, and his confession is inconsistent!

(End of this chapter)