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Chapter 274 Princess Yunluo dies, easy to handle, full-level iron crotch skill
Chapter 274 Princess Yunluo dies, easy to handle, full-level iron crotch skill (seeking monthly ticket)
Daming Palace.
"Bastard!"
"What do you eat?"
"A bunch of trash!"
Seeing this question, Zhu Houzhao was furious. Although he still didn't know the answer, whether Princess Anning or the Queen Mother was kidnapped, it was a great shame and humiliation to him.
Especially the Queen Mother.
If the queen mother is taken away, the impact will be great!
All the court ladies and eunuchs prostrated themselves on the ground, trembling, not daring to breathe.
Zhu Houzhao reorganized the defense of the palace, and all the guards in charge of the security of the palace and the heads of the East and West Second Factory were punished.
And the live broadcast room is already boiling.
[Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Zhu Houzhao, it seems that your palace is not well defended, maybe one day you will be robbed or wiped your neck! 】
[Dayuan Emperor Kublai Khan: I think the empress dowager must be the one who was robbed, maybe Zhu Houzhao did it on purpose, after all, he doesn't want to have a queen dowager on his head. 】
[Emperor Zhu Houzhao of the Ming Dynasty: Nonsense! 】
[Four eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: I don't know who is so daring to go to the palace to rob people? 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: I guess it must be Princess Anning who was robbed, because Cheng Shifei saw the scene of robbing people, and he will definitely be able to rescue people in the future. Let a hero save the beauty, become a son-in-law, and reach the pinnacle of life just around the corner! 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: This statement is wrong!I guess the one who was robbed must be the queen mother. Cheng Shifei rescued the queen mother in the future and directly dealt with the mother-in-law. By then, he will be a son-in-law just around the corner! 】
[Blood Knife Patriarch: I guess Cheng Shifei is hiding in the palace. When the owner of the palace, Princess Yunluo or Princess Changping comes back, he will definitely take a bath as soon as possible. Become a consort successfully and reach the pinnacle of life! 】
[Xiong Niangzi: Bathing is a must!Just like when Duan Tianya and Shangguan Haitang went to check on Princess Lixiu's real time, didn't they also happen to see Princess Lixiu taking a bath? 】
[Very evil Yun Zhonghe: So Zhu Houzhao is already green? 】
[Xiong Niangzi: Which emperor doesn't have a gentle prairie above his head?Although eunuchs don’t have the tools to commit crimes, their desire for women is no less than that of complete men. Those queens and concubines like to have eunuchs bathe and change clothes. The eunuch helped them with tools! 】
[Blood Knife Patriarch: What tools do you want?If you have a hand, you can! 】
……
"Damn thief, must die!"
Zhu Houzhao was so angry in his heart.
Not only Zhu Houzhao.
The other emperors also looked constipated.
A thought suddenly popped up in their minds, could eunuchs not be used in the harem?
Especially now with the appearance of the live broadcast room.
There are more and more ways to restore integrity.
It is hard to guarantee which eunuch will recover.
Then in the harem...
OK.
……
Jiangfu.
"Yun Luo, the palace where Cheng Shifei hid seems to be your residence!"
As Yunluo's good sister, An Ning is very familiar with Yunluo's palace and recognizes it at a glance.
"Could it be that Cheng Shifei will become your son-in-law in the future?"
"I don't like Cheng Zhengfei's little bastard. He's ugly and doesn't know a few big characters. He's far worse than Brother Jiang Feng!"
Yun Luo curled her lips. With Jiang Fengzhuyu in front of her, she didn't like Cheng Shifei at all.
"You said he wouldn't really peek at you taking a shower when the time came, right?"
An Ning joked.
"how is this possible?"
Princess Yunluo clenched her fists tightly: "Dare to peek, see if I don't blow his dog's head off!"
Although he said it harshly.
But Yun Luo felt a little uneasy, she couldn't really be peeped, could she?
Didn't she also die with the society?
……
Studio.
"That's Yunluo's residence, B and D can be ruled out!"
Princess Changping looked at the remaining two answers and pondered:
"Is it the queen mother or An Ning who took away?"
"That's not right, An Ning's bedroom is not over there, the queen mother must have been robbed!"
Relying on her familiarity with the layout of the imperial palace, Princess Changping quickly came up with the answer and chose option A.
Cao Zhengchun is also familiar with the imperial palace, so he also chose option A.
Shangguan Haitang was not familiar with Gu Santong, so he could only guess by himself.
"Cheng Zhengfei is a pig's foot, and now he has obtained the martial arts of the ancient three links, but it is very difficult to become a son-in-law, unless the queen mother is dealt with!"
"And if you want to get rid of the Queen Mother, what is better than saving the Queen Mother's life?"
Shangguan Haitang locked two options, A and B.
"But does this palace belong to Princess Yunluo, or Princess Changping?"
"Although Princess Changping is with Young Master Jiang now, it should not be possible to be with Young Master Jiang in the future!"
"Princess Changping was selected into the live broadcast room, most likely it has something to do with the pig's feet, it must be her!"
Thinking of this, Shangguan Haitang confidently chose option B.
The ancient three links thought about the same thing.
According to previous experience, the lucky viewers selected to answer the questions in the live broadcast room are mostly key figures in the live broadcast.
The selection of Princess Changping has absolutely nothing to do with Cheng Shifei.
He also chose option B.
Simultaneously.
Gu Santong has a bold guess in his heart, Cheng Shifei is probably his son with Su Xin.
Based on previous live experience.
He and Zhu Wushi appeared first, usually the elders of pig feet, such as Zhang Cuishan and Jiang Feng.
Pig feet are usually their sons, such as Zhang Wuji, Hua Wuque, and Xiao Yuer.
Zhu ignored no sons.
Cheng Shifei has the same pronunciation and the same surname as Mrs. Cheng, the neighbor Su Xin entrusted to him, so it is very likely that he is his son.
Just can't be sure right now.
Everyone finished answering the questions.
Finding that both Jiang Feng and Princess Changping chose option A, Shangguan Haitang and Gu Santong knew that they had answered wrong!
really.
【Question time ends】
[Correct answer: choose A]
Only seen on the screen.
Princess Yunluo walked into the palace, and the maid Xiaonu took off her cloak for her, and lay comfortably on the chair.
"What was the noise outside just now?"
Princess Yunluo asked.
"I heard that there seems to be an assassin!"
"Assassins? Alright, I'm going to catch a few for fun!"
Princess Yunluo jumped up, her eyes were full of excitement, and she was about to go out to catch the assassin.
"Princess, it's been so long, the assassin must have already run away!"
Xiao Nu hurriedly stopped Princess Yunluo.
"What a disappointment!"
Yun Luo dissatisfied: "I thought there were some assassins coming outside, you can catch them and play with them!"
"Why did you run away so quickly!"
Cheng Shifei hid behind and stuck out his head to have a look:
"The princess?"
"It turns out to be the emperor's younger sister!"
"No wonder it's so beautiful!"
"It would be a pleasure to be my wife!"
[Blood Knife Patriarch: Boy, yes, you have vision! 】
[Xiong Niangzi: Don't be afraid, just go straight up! 】
[Ding Xiu: This girl is nice, very moist! 】
[Little young man Yang Guo: Cheng Shifei is so straightforward, it seems that Princess Yunluo must be Cheng Zhengfei's official match! 】
[Princess Yunluo: Hmph, who is his official match! 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: If Cheng Shifei appears here at this time, he will definitely be regarded as an assassin. I don't know how he will get out of trouble next? 】
……
Only seen on the screen.
Princess Yunluo heard that the assassin had escaped, and saw Cao Zhengchun's men again, and said indignantly:
"Does this princess need the protection of Cao Zhengchun, that yin and yang dog?"
"You two come here!"
Princess Yunluo called the two eunuchs from Dongchang to come forward and asked, "Do I need the protection of Cao Jiegou?"
"Ah...this..."
"talk!"
Princess Yunluo shouted.
"The villain dare not speak!"
The two eunuchs knelt down directly.
They dare not say such words.
"My princess, there are many masters with great martial arts skills!"
Princess Yunluo walked around the two of them and said:
"Shaolin, Wudang, Emei, everything!"
"This Cao Jie dog, relying on his own practice of boy kungfu for several years, can be invulnerable to a gun!"
"Hmph, what's the big deal!"
"Although knives and guns may not enter, they may not be able to block the internal strength of our family!"
A young eunuch raised his head and said flatteringly: "The princess is really well-informed, but our Eunuch Cao's qigong has been practiced to the peak. I heard that even the inner family's qigong can't get into it!"
"Oh, so you two are also from Dongchang. Cao Zhengchun also taught you a lot of kung fu!"
Princess Yunluo looked at them with malicious eyes: "It just so happens that my hands are itchy today, so do two tricks with me!"
The expressions of the two little eunuchs changed.
Not to mention whether they can beat Yunluo, even if they can, they dare not fight Yunluo.
An eunuch hurriedly said: "Princess, although we are Eunuch Cao's subordinates, we only learn dancing and writing, and we only prepare the four treasures of the study for the master!"
"Okay then, let's practice a few words with me!"
"Okay, little one, get ready!"
The two young eunuchs were overjoyed.
next moment.
Princess Yunluo grabbed a young eunuch, pressed his head into the ink pool, and then wrote directly using the person as the pen and the head as the front.
"Princess, please spare me!"
Following Princess Yunluo waving the body of the little eunuch, the four characters 'A Generation of Heroines' were written on the drawing board beside it.
"Not bad!"
Princess Yunluo nodded in satisfaction, and threw out the little eunuch in his hand.
Another young eunuch caught him, and seeing Princess Yunluo looking at him, he begged for mercy in horror: "Princess Yunluo, please spare me!"
"What are you asking for, what kind of man is he?"
"The princess is right, we eunuchs are not men at all!" The little eunuch cried.
"You are so bold, dare to talk back to me!"
Princess Yunluo turned to the other side of the drawing board, and said, "Okay, I'll write on you: not a man!"
【Very evil Yun Zhonghe: Can play! 】
[Xiong Niangzi: These eunuchs have no tools to talk back. If the princess princess wants to, the villain is willing to do it for her! 】
[Blood Knife Patriarch: I like this character! 】
[Flying Bat Ke Zhen'e: Although the eunuchs in Dongchang are not good people, it's too inhumane to use people to write! 】
[Sentimental son Hou Xibai: The eunuchs of Dongchang don't deal with the princess, so it's only natural for the princess to bully them! 】
……
"Ah, I feel like I'm going to die!"
Princess Yunluo watched the live broadcast and couldn't help covering her face, wishing she could find a crack in the ground and sneak in.
on the screen.
Cao Zhengchun came outside and said that an assassin had broken into the palace and asked about Yunluo's situation.
"It's okay, the princess is practicing calligraphy to calm down!"
Cao Zhengchun was about to leave, but when he heard the voice of the little eunuch inside, he rushed in with his men.
I saw the two little eunuchs lying limply on the ground.
There are four large characters written on the middle drawing board:
"Leave the dog!"
Cao Zhengchun's face changed slightly, he looked at the two little eunuchs on the ground:
"Go away, useless thing!"
The two young eunuchs didn't dare to stay for long and left quickly.
"The princess's martial arts are world-class, it seems that the assassins dare not offend the princess Feng Wei, the slave is overwhelmed, so I will leave!"
Cao Zhengchun led the people away in despair.
"Princess, you are frightening to death when you write these few words!"
Seeing Cao Zhengchun leaving, Xiao Nu hurried forward to speak.
"Hmph, this Cao Zhengchun is becoming more and more arrogant. If I don't go out and catch a few assassins to show off, his arrogance will only become more and more arrogant!"
After Princess Yunluo finished speaking, she suddenly heard Cheng Shifei hit a screen from behind, she jumped up, grabbed Cheng Shifei by the shoulder, and threw him onto the table.
Then he crossed his hips and stared at Cheng Fei.
"How could it be like this, the eldest girl stared at him!"
Cheng Shifei was horrified by the sight, and said bitterly: "Are you a nympho, all the girls in the palace are like this, they don't blink when they look at men!"
"What crazy words are you talking about, assassin? I'll have someone arrest you!"
"No, I'm not an assassin, I'm just passing through the noble realm!"
"Passing by the noble place? Who are you? Also, what's the tattoo on your hand?"
Yun Luo looked curiously at the tattoo on Cheng Fei's arm.
"This... says you are flaunting your prestige, and that you are a heroine of the generation, even I don't know?"
Cheng Shifei said flickeringly: "My nickname is Boxing Worldwide, I kick Kyushu Island, Yushu Linfeng, Wind Enchanted Thousands of Girls, the most powerful, the head of the top ten handsome men, a living dictionary of martial arts, the mighty dragon is right and wrong!"
"Hmph, these tattoos on my hands are the secret books of martial arts of various sects!"
"Now your uncle, I'm a little hungry. If you can feed me, I can teach you a half move when I'm happy!"
[Little boy Yang Guo: No way, no way, Princess Yunluo was fooled like this? 】
[Princess Yunluo: Nonsense!How could this princess be fooled by him! 】
[Blood Knife Patriarch: I just want to know, is this feeding serious? 】
[Xiong Niangzi: It must be dripped! 】
[The most vicious Yun Zhonghe: Hurry up and prepare the delicacies of mountains and seas, such as abalone and sea cucumber. 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: Cheng Shifei has the power of the ancient three links. Although he can't show it yet, it is not a problem to defeat Princess Yunluo. When he defeats Princess Yunluo, he must be able to fool around! 】
……
really.
on the screen.
Princess Yunluo didn't believe Cheng Shifei's words, and she caught Cheng Zhengfei with one move just now.
Cheng Shifei said that he was testing Princess Yunluo.
Princess Yunluo should even compete with Cheng right and wrong.
"Come on!"
When the two compared each other, Cheng Shifei didn't know how to move, and was knocked to the ground after a few moves.
Cheng is not satisfied with right and wrong.
second round.
Princess Yunluo kicked Cheng Shifei's ass and hit the dressing table.
"Where is Emei martial arts?"
Cheng Shifei immediately searched for it among various martial arts on his body.
"You still say it's very powerful? You can't stop it with one move!"
Princess Yunluo sneered.
Cheng Shifei ignored it, and looked for martial arts by himself. The next moment, he suddenly saw Emei's martial arts in the mirror, and immediately used them with confidence.
result.
Snapped!
Snapped!
Princess Yunluo directly gave him two big pockets.
"How could this be?"
Cheng Shifei was stupefied, but immediately realized that the mirror he looked at just now was reversed.
He came to Yun Luo again.
This time.
After a few rounds of right and wrong, he opened his bow left and right, and directly gave Princess Yunluo a big punch on the left and right cheeks!
Cheng Shifei looked excited.
At this time.
Princess Yunluo suddenly laughed while covering her swollen face.
"nerve……"
Cheng Shifei was taken aback.
"Well, no one has ever hit me before!"
"Come again!"
[Blood Knife Patriarch: It turns out that the Princess is like this, I like Patriarch! 】
[The vicious Yun Zhonghe: I like this kind of girl the most! 】
[Xiong Niangzi: Have personality! 】
[Yangzhou Double Dragon Kou Zhong: Envious!Not only did he get the lifelong skills of Gu Santong, but he also engraved martial arts secrets all over his body. If he can't beat it, he can take a look at it at any time. He is so happy! 】
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Xu Ziling: It's not just happiness, there is also a princess who can control it at will, envy and jealousy! 】
[Yin Gui Sect Saintess Hou Hou: Is this serious? 】
[Jin Zhuliu: Seriously! 】
……
Daming Palace.
"What a system!"
"It's so presumptuous!"
The empress dowager and the emperor were so angry that their chests hurt, and the majestic princess was slapped by a gangster.
What's even more exasperating is that he was still very happy afterwards.
"It's over!"
"The princess is dead!"
"It's all the fault of that dog, this princess must blow his dog's head off!"
Yunluo County advocated fighting with claws and claws, and was very angry.
And the more exasperating thing is still behind.
on the screen.
Princess Yunluo made a grabbing move and grabbed Cheng Shifei's arm.
Crying out in pain, Cheng Zhengfei was overjoyed when he saw Shaolin's split-muscular and distorted hand on his arm. He used it directly, twisted Princess Yunluo's arm with his backhand, and pressed Princess Yunluo on the table.
"it hurts!"
"It hurts, let me go!"
"let me go!"
Xiao Nu hurried over and said, "I'm going out to get someone to help!"
"do not want!"
"Can't...can't let people see me like this!"
Princess Yunluo said quickly.
"That's right, a generation of heroines was beaten up by her husband, and she couldn't move, and was messed up by her hands!"
Cheng Shifei sneered: "It's really shameless!"
"You still haven't let go!"
"Then you call me a good husband!"
"You are not afraid that I will kill your head!"
"You don't want to be known, and you are not my opponent, how can you kill my head?"
"One day, I will kill your head while you are not on guard!"
"Then you have to accompany me every day, make me happy, let me give you a chance to behead, how about it!"
"Isn't this sentence a success?"
"Which sentence?"
"Good husband!"
"You called, good boy!"
[Dali Prince Duan Yu: Seeing this, I suddenly thought of Yang Guo's trick Huo Dou at the Hero Conference!Call yourself a little beast! 】
[Prince of Great Yuan Huo Dou: You little bastard, you are looking for death! 】
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Kou Zhong: I'm curious, why did Cheng Shifei know how to use martial arts immediately after just looking at them? 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: In fact, these martial arts have been passed down to him by the ancient three links, but he can't use them himself. The martial arts engraved on his body are equivalent to passwords. When he sees the passwords, martial arts will naturally be used! 】
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Xu Ziling: This is too cool, it's even better than Xu Zhu's performance, Xu Zhu still needs to practice hard on his own! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: It seems that the princess is being manipulated to death!The son-in-law has no choice but to run away! 】
……
"Come right and wrong!"
"Dare to tease the princess, the princess must blow his head off!"
Princess Yunluo's chest heaved in anger.
Chest pain.
After practicing martial arts at Jiang Feng's house for a month, her strength has changed drastically.
She's talented herself.
Another martial idiot.
It's just that in the palace before, those people just perfunctory her, played with her, and didn't teach her real martial arts at all.
and so.
Her martial arts are so bad.
In Jiang Feng's place, not only are there all kinds of peerless martial arts, but Jiang Feng usually drinks spirit wine, which is a great helper for martial arts training.
The improvement of martial arts can be imagined.
She has already been promoted to innate.
Although Princess Yunluo was ashamed and angry, she still watched the live broadcast.
on the screen.
Princess Yunluo twisted her arms and looked at Cheng Zhengfei: "My masters teach me martial arts every day, and they say that if you learn it, you will be invincible in the world!"
"Why can't I beat you!"
"That's why you're stupid! They don't know how to teach you!"
"Then show me the martial arts on your body, and I'll give you 10 taels!"
"10 million taels?"
Cheng Shifei was stunned, but for the sake of acting, he still spoke boldly, saying that 10 taels was nothing, and he regarded money as dung.
"Then how do you want to show me?"
"You've already called me husband, so why don't you show it to your wife? Even if I'm naked for you to see, it's just for fun!"
"No matter how dirty your mouth is, I'll let someone kill you from the Nine Clans!"
Cheng Shifei asks Yunluo to make wine and food for him.
Yun Luo wanted to trap Cheng Shifei and clean up Cheng Shifei after he learned the martial arts of Cheng Shifei's body, so he asked someone to prepare food for him.
And the other side.
The emperor was furious because the queen mother had been taken away.
Cao Zhengchun caught three alive, but the other party also committed suicide by taking poison. They were all dead.
The screen freezes.
[Little boy Yang Guo: I didn't see it, Cheng Zhengfei is a bit flirtatious! 】
[Fengshen Yinde: Men are not bad, but women don't love them! 】
[Chief Executive Wei Xiaobao: Princess Yunluo still has personality. He was slapped twice and still smiled. It's the best! 】
……
Studio.
"I didn't expect Yunluo to be like this. No wonder I beat Yunluo that day, but she wasn't angry, and followed me happily!"
Princess Changping thought to herself.
She went back to a palace before.
As the saying goes, wealth does not return home, just like walking in brocade clothes at night.
Princess Yunluo is a martial idiot.
She was often bullied by Princess Yunluo in the past.
Now that he has practiced peerless martial arts from Jiang Feng, the first thing he does after returning to the palace is naturally to compete with Princess Yunluo.
And Princess Anning is also the master of restlessness.
Changping beat them both up.
then.
When Princess Changping came back, there were two followers behind her back.
Princess Yunluo and Princess Anning saw that Princess Changping, who they used to beat with one hand, followed Jiang Feng for a few months, and then turned around and beat them with one hand.
Where can they sit still?
Naturally, Princess Changping came.
[In this answer, Gu Santong and Shangguan Haitang answered wrongly]
【Please select the random punishment method for drawing】
"Wrong answer again!"
Both Shangguan Haitang and Gu Santong were a little frustrated, they chose to draw by themselves.
[Start to draw random punishments]
[The ancient three-way draw is randomly punished as follows]
[True. Undefeated urchin. 】
[Shangguan Haitang draws random punishments as follows]
[Begonia flowers bloom. 】
Seeing these two punishments, Gu Santong and Shangguan Haitang were a little puzzled.
next moment.
Two lights fell.
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Gu Santong turned from an old man into a six-year-old child.
Everyone suddenly realized that this is the real Undefeated Urchin.
What a naughty boy.
See Su Xin in the future.
I can only eat it.
On the other hand, a red begonia flower appeared between Shangguan Begonia's eyebrows, like a birthmark.
Shangguan Haitang seemed to have a feeling.
She reached out and touched it.
But no trace was found.
"Hai Tang, you have an extra flower between your eyebrows, but don't worry, it looks very good-looking, not only not ugly, but also more attractive!"
Princess Changping looked at Shangguan Haitang and said.
"I see!"
Shangguan Haitang suddenly realized that this was the punishment for the blooming of the Begonia flowers, which was acceptable.
At least it should look better than the previous peace of the world.
[Old naughty boy Zhou Botong: Hahaha, Unbeaten naughty boy, I thought you might get a milk baby, but I didn’t expect you to become a milk baby first, and you can let your son raise you, interesting and interesting! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: The undefeated naughty boy has become a real naughty boy! 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: Zhou Botong and Gu Santong are urchins at heart, if they keep their urchin bodies, they won't do those irresponsible things! 】
[Passionate son Hou Xibai: Fairy Haitang is a reward. Not only is she not ugly, but she looks more like a fairy descended from the sky! 】
……
Hulong Villa.
"The ancient three links have become a six-year-old urchin!"
Seeing this scene, Zhu Wushi secretly rejoiced.
A little kid, I can't compete with him for Suxin anymore.
You can't take it back to be a nanny, can you?
[This time, Li Cuiyu, Jiang Feng, and Cao Zhengchun answered the question correctly. 】
【Please select the method of drawing random rewards】
The three chose to draw by themselves.
[Start to draw random rewards]
[Li Cuiyu draws random rewards as follows]
[A box of lace coats: various colors, various styles, everything you expect, there is always one that suits you! 】
A light fell.
A box appeared in front of Princess Changping.
Looking at the box, Princess Changping's cheeks blushed.
For this thing.
She is no stranger.
Jiang Feng likes them to wear them for him to play with.
"Give you!"
Princess Changping kicked the box in front of Jiang Feng, and Jiang Feng put it in the space ring.
[Jiang Feng draws random rewards as follows]
[Golden Light Curse: Xuanzong of heaven and earth, the root of all qi.Practice extensively for billions of kalpas, and prove my supernatural powers.Taoist magical skills, attack and defense are integrated, powerful. 】
[Cao Zhengchun drew random rewards as follows]
[Full-level iron crotch skills: invulnerable to weapons, water and fire, mother no longer has to worry about getting hurt underneath me! 】
……
(End of this chapter)
Daming Palace.
"Bastard!"
"What do you eat?"
"A bunch of trash!"
Seeing this question, Zhu Houzhao was furious. Although he still didn't know the answer, whether Princess Anning or the Queen Mother was kidnapped, it was a great shame and humiliation to him.
Especially the Queen Mother.
If the queen mother is taken away, the impact will be great!
All the court ladies and eunuchs prostrated themselves on the ground, trembling, not daring to breathe.
Zhu Houzhao reorganized the defense of the palace, and all the guards in charge of the security of the palace and the heads of the East and West Second Factory were punished.
And the live broadcast room is already boiling.
[Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Zhu Houzhao, it seems that your palace is not well defended, maybe one day you will be robbed or wiped your neck! 】
[Dayuan Emperor Kublai Khan: I think the empress dowager must be the one who was robbed, maybe Zhu Houzhao did it on purpose, after all, he doesn't want to have a queen dowager on his head. 】
[Emperor Zhu Houzhao of the Ming Dynasty: Nonsense! 】
[Four eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: I don't know who is so daring to go to the palace to rob people? 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: I guess it must be Princess Anning who was robbed, because Cheng Shifei saw the scene of robbing people, and he will definitely be able to rescue people in the future. Let a hero save the beauty, become a son-in-law, and reach the pinnacle of life just around the corner! 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: This statement is wrong!I guess the one who was robbed must be the queen mother. Cheng Shifei rescued the queen mother in the future and directly dealt with the mother-in-law. By then, he will be a son-in-law just around the corner! 】
[Blood Knife Patriarch: I guess Cheng Shifei is hiding in the palace. When the owner of the palace, Princess Yunluo or Princess Changping comes back, he will definitely take a bath as soon as possible. Become a consort successfully and reach the pinnacle of life! 】
[Xiong Niangzi: Bathing is a must!Just like when Duan Tianya and Shangguan Haitang went to check on Princess Lixiu's real time, didn't they also happen to see Princess Lixiu taking a bath? 】
[Very evil Yun Zhonghe: So Zhu Houzhao is already green? 】
[Xiong Niangzi: Which emperor doesn't have a gentle prairie above his head?Although eunuchs don’t have the tools to commit crimes, their desire for women is no less than that of complete men. Those queens and concubines like to have eunuchs bathe and change clothes. The eunuch helped them with tools! 】
[Blood Knife Patriarch: What tools do you want?If you have a hand, you can! 】
……
"Damn thief, must die!"
Zhu Houzhao was so angry in his heart.
Not only Zhu Houzhao.
The other emperors also looked constipated.
A thought suddenly popped up in their minds, could eunuchs not be used in the harem?
Especially now with the appearance of the live broadcast room.
There are more and more ways to restore integrity.
It is hard to guarantee which eunuch will recover.
Then in the harem...
OK.
……
Jiangfu.
"Yun Luo, the palace where Cheng Shifei hid seems to be your residence!"
As Yunluo's good sister, An Ning is very familiar with Yunluo's palace and recognizes it at a glance.
"Could it be that Cheng Shifei will become your son-in-law in the future?"
"I don't like Cheng Zhengfei's little bastard. He's ugly and doesn't know a few big characters. He's far worse than Brother Jiang Feng!"
Yun Luo curled her lips. With Jiang Fengzhuyu in front of her, she didn't like Cheng Shifei at all.
"You said he wouldn't really peek at you taking a shower when the time came, right?"
An Ning joked.
"how is this possible?"
Princess Yunluo clenched her fists tightly: "Dare to peek, see if I don't blow his dog's head off!"
Although he said it harshly.
But Yun Luo felt a little uneasy, she couldn't really be peeped, could she?
Didn't she also die with the society?
……
Studio.
"That's Yunluo's residence, B and D can be ruled out!"
Princess Changping looked at the remaining two answers and pondered:
"Is it the queen mother or An Ning who took away?"
"That's not right, An Ning's bedroom is not over there, the queen mother must have been robbed!"
Relying on her familiarity with the layout of the imperial palace, Princess Changping quickly came up with the answer and chose option A.
Cao Zhengchun is also familiar with the imperial palace, so he also chose option A.
Shangguan Haitang was not familiar with Gu Santong, so he could only guess by himself.
"Cheng Zhengfei is a pig's foot, and now he has obtained the martial arts of the ancient three links, but it is very difficult to become a son-in-law, unless the queen mother is dealt with!"
"And if you want to get rid of the Queen Mother, what is better than saving the Queen Mother's life?"
Shangguan Haitang locked two options, A and B.
"But does this palace belong to Princess Yunluo, or Princess Changping?"
"Although Princess Changping is with Young Master Jiang now, it should not be possible to be with Young Master Jiang in the future!"
"Princess Changping was selected into the live broadcast room, most likely it has something to do with the pig's feet, it must be her!"
Thinking of this, Shangguan Haitang confidently chose option B.
The ancient three links thought about the same thing.
According to previous experience, the lucky viewers selected to answer the questions in the live broadcast room are mostly key figures in the live broadcast.
The selection of Princess Changping has absolutely nothing to do with Cheng Shifei.
He also chose option B.
Simultaneously.
Gu Santong has a bold guess in his heart, Cheng Shifei is probably his son with Su Xin.
Based on previous live experience.
He and Zhu Wushi appeared first, usually the elders of pig feet, such as Zhang Cuishan and Jiang Feng.
Pig feet are usually their sons, such as Zhang Wuji, Hua Wuque, and Xiao Yuer.
Zhu ignored no sons.
Cheng Shifei has the same pronunciation and the same surname as Mrs. Cheng, the neighbor Su Xin entrusted to him, so it is very likely that he is his son.
Just can't be sure right now.
Everyone finished answering the questions.
Finding that both Jiang Feng and Princess Changping chose option A, Shangguan Haitang and Gu Santong knew that they had answered wrong!
really.
【Question time ends】
[Correct answer: choose A]
Only seen on the screen.
Princess Yunluo walked into the palace, and the maid Xiaonu took off her cloak for her, and lay comfortably on the chair.
"What was the noise outside just now?"
Princess Yunluo asked.
"I heard that there seems to be an assassin!"
"Assassins? Alright, I'm going to catch a few for fun!"
Princess Yunluo jumped up, her eyes were full of excitement, and she was about to go out to catch the assassin.
"Princess, it's been so long, the assassin must have already run away!"
Xiao Nu hurriedly stopped Princess Yunluo.
"What a disappointment!"
Yun Luo dissatisfied: "I thought there were some assassins coming outside, you can catch them and play with them!"
"Why did you run away so quickly!"
Cheng Shifei hid behind and stuck out his head to have a look:
"The princess?"
"It turns out to be the emperor's younger sister!"
"No wonder it's so beautiful!"
"It would be a pleasure to be my wife!"
[Blood Knife Patriarch: Boy, yes, you have vision! 】
[Xiong Niangzi: Don't be afraid, just go straight up! 】
[Ding Xiu: This girl is nice, very moist! 】
[Little young man Yang Guo: Cheng Shifei is so straightforward, it seems that Princess Yunluo must be Cheng Zhengfei's official match! 】
[Princess Yunluo: Hmph, who is his official match! 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: If Cheng Shifei appears here at this time, he will definitely be regarded as an assassin. I don't know how he will get out of trouble next? 】
……
Only seen on the screen.
Princess Yunluo heard that the assassin had escaped, and saw Cao Zhengchun's men again, and said indignantly:
"Does this princess need the protection of Cao Zhengchun, that yin and yang dog?"
"You two come here!"
Princess Yunluo called the two eunuchs from Dongchang to come forward and asked, "Do I need the protection of Cao Jiegou?"
"Ah...this..."
"talk!"
Princess Yunluo shouted.
"The villain dare not speak!"
The two eunuchs knelt down directly.
They dare not say such words.
"My princess, there are many masters with great martial arts skills!"
Princess Yunluo walked around the two of them and said:
"Shaolin, Wudang, Emei, everything!"
"This Cao Jie dog, relying on his own practice of boy kungfu for several years, can be invulnerable to a gun!"
"Hmph, what's the big deal!"
"Although knives and guns may not enter, they may not be able to block the internal strength of our family!"
A young eunuch raised his head and said flatteringly: "The princess is really well-informed, but our Eunuch Cao's qigong has been practiced to the peak. I heard that even the inner family's qigong can't get into it!"
"Oh, so you two are also from Dongchang. Cao Zhengchun also taught you a lot of kung fu!"
Princess Yunluo looked at them with malicious eyes: "It just so happens that my hands are itchy today, so do two tricks with me!"
The expressions of the two little eunuchs changed.
Not to mention whether they can beat Yunluo, even if they can, they dare not fight Yunluo.
An eunuch hurriedly said: "Princess, although we are Eunuch Cao's subordinates, we only learn dancing and writing, and we only prepare the four treasures of the study for the master!"
"Okay then, let's practice a few words with me!"
"Okay, little one, get ready!"
The two young eunuchs were overjoyed.
next moment.
Princess Yunluo grabbed a young eunuch, pressed his head into the ink pool, and then wrote directly using the person as the pen and the head as the front.
"Princess, please spare me!"
Following Princess Yunluo waving the body of the little eunuch, the four characters 'A Generation of Heroines' were written on the drawing board beside it.
"Not bad!"
Princess Yunluo nodded in satisfaction, and threw out the little eunuch in his hand.
Another young eunuch caught him, and seeing Princess Yunluo looking at him, he begged for mercy in horror: "Princess Yunluo, please spare me!"
"What are you asking for, what kind of man is he?"
"The princess is right, we eunuchs are not men at all!" The little eunuch cried.
"You are so bold, dare to talk back to me!"
Princess Yunluo turned to the other side of the drawing board, and said, "Okay, I'll write on you: not a man!"
【Very evil Yun Zhonghe: Can play! 】
[Xiong Niangzi: These eunuchs have no tools to talk back. If the princess princess wants to, the villain is willing to do it for her! 】
[Blood Knife Patriarch: I like this character! 】
[Flying Bat Ke Zhen'e: Although the eunuchs in Dongchang are not good people, it's too inhumane to use people to write! 】
[Sentimental son Hou Xibai: The eunuchs of Dongchang don't deal with the princess, so it's only natural for the princess to bully them! 】
……
"Ah, I feel like I'm going to die!"
Princess Yunluo watched the live broadcast and couldn't help covering her face, wishing she could find a crack in the ground and sneak in.
on the screen.
Cao Zhengchun came outside and said that an assassin had broken into the palace and asked about Yunluo's situation.
"It's okay, the princess is practicing calligraphy to calm down!"
Cao Zhengchun was about to leave, but when he heard the voice of the little eunuch inside, he rushed in with his men.
I saw the two little eunuchs lying limply on the ground.
There are four large characters written on the middle drawing board:
"Leave the dog!"
Cao Zhengchun's face changed slightly, he looked at the two little eunuchs on the ground:
"Go away, useless thing!"
The two young eunuchs didn't dare to stay for long and left quickly.
"The princess's martial arts are world-class, it seems that the assassins dare not offend the princess Feng Wei, the slave is overwhelmed, so I will leave!"
Cao Zhengchun led the people away in despair.
"Princess, you are frightening to death when you write these few words!"
Seeing Cao Zhengchun leaving, Xiao Nu hurried forward to speak.
"Hmph, this Cao Zhengchun is becoming more and more arrogant. If I don't go out and catch a few assassins to show off, his arrogance will only become more and more arrogant!"
After Princess Yunluo finished speaking, she suddenly heard Cheng Shifei hit a screen from behind, she jumped up, grabbed Cheng Shifei by the shoulder, and threw him onto the table.
Then he crossed his hips and stared at Cheng Fei.
"How could it be like this, the eldest girl stared at him!"
Cheng Shifei was horrified by the sight, and said bitterly: "Are you a nympho, all the girls in the palace are like this, they don't blink when they look at men!"
"What crazy words are you talking about, assassin? I'll have someone arrest you!"
"No, I'm not an assassin, I'm just passing through the noble realm!"
"Passing by the noble place? Who are you? Also, what's the tattoo on your hand?"
Yun Luo looked curiously at the tattoo on Cheng Fei's arm.
"This... says you are flaunting your prestige, and that you are a heroine of the generation, even I don't know?"
Cheng Shifei said flickeringly: "My nickname is Boxing Worldwide, I kick Kyushu Island, Yushu Linfeng, Wind Enchanted Thousands of Girls, the most powerful, the head of the top ten handsome men, a living dictionary of martial arts, the mighty dragon is right and wrong!"
"Hmph, these tattoos on my hands are the secret books of martial arts of various sects!"
"Now your uncle, I'm a little hungry. If you can feed me, I can teach you a half move when I'm happy!"
[Little boy Yang Guo: No way, no way, Princess Yunluo was fooled like this? 】
[Princess Yunluo: Nonsense!How could this princess be fooled by him! 】
[Blood Knife Patriarch: I just want to know, is this feeding serious? 】
[Xiong Niangzi: It must be dripped! 】
[The most vicious Yun Zhonghe: Hurry up and prepare the delicacies of mountains and seas, such as abalone and sea cucumber. 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: Cheng Shifei has the power of the ancient three links. Although he can't show it yet, it is not a problem to defeat Princess Yunluo. When he defeats Princess Yunluo, he must be able to fool around! 】
……
really.
on the screen.
Princess Yunluo didn't believe Cheng Shifei's words, and she caught Cheng Zhengfei with one move just now.
Cheng Shifei said that he was testing Princess Yunluo.
Princess Yunluo should even compete with Cheng right and wrong.
"Come on!"
When the two compared each other, Cheng Shifei didn't know how to move, and was knocked to the ground after a few moves.
Cheng is not satisfied with right and wrong.
second round.
Princess Yunluo kicked Cheng Shifei's ass and hit the dressing table.
"Where is Emei martial arts?"
Cheng Shifei immediately searched for it among various martial arts on his body.
"You still say it's very powerful? You can't stop it with one move!"
Princess Yunluo sneered.
Cheng Shifei ignored it, and looked for martial arts by himself. The next moment, he suddenly saw Emei's martial arts in the mirror, and immediately used them with confidence.
result.
Snapped!
Snapped!
Princess Yunluo directly gave him two big pockets.
"How could this be?"
Cheng Shifei was stupefied, but immediately realized that the mirror he looked at just now was reversed.
He came to Yun Luo again.
This time.
After a few rounds of right and wrong, he opened his bow left and right, and directly gave Princess Yunluo a big punch on the left and right cheeks!
Cheng Shifei looked excited.
At this time.
Princess Yunluo suddenly laughed while covering her swollen face.
"nerve……"
Cheng Shifei was taken aback.
"Well, no one has ever hit me before!"
"Come again!"
[Blood Knife Patriarch: It turns out that the Princess is like this, I like Patriarch! 】
[The vicious Yun Zhonghe: I like this kind of girl the most! 】
[Xiong Niangzi: Have personality! 】
[Yangzhou Double Dragon Kou Zhong: Envious!Not only did he get the lifelong skills of Gu Santong, but he also engraved martial arts secrets all over his body. If he can't beat it, he can take a look at it at any time. He is so happy! 】
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Xu Ziling: It's not just happiness, there is also a princess who can control it at will, envy and jealousy! 】
[Yin Gui Sect Saintess Hou Hou: Is this serious? 】
[Jin Zhuliu: Seriously! 】
……
Daming Palace.
"What a system!"
"It's so presumptuous!"
The empress dowager and the emperor were so angry that their chests hurt, and the majestic princess was slapped by a gangster.
What's even more exasperating is that he was still very happy afterwards.
"It's over!"
"The princess is dead!"
"It's all the fault of that dog, this princess must blow his dog's head off!"
Yunluo County advocated fighting with claws and claws, and was very angry.
And the more exasperating thing is still behind.
on the screen.
Princess Yunluo made a grabbing move and grabbed Cheng Shifei's arm.
Crying out in pain, Cheng Zhengfei was overjoyed when he saw Shaolin's split-muscular and distorted hand on his arm. He used it directly, twisted Princess Yunluo's arm with his backhand, and pressed Princess Yunluo on the table.
"it hurts!"
"It hurts, let me go!"
"let me go!"
Xiao Nu hurried over and said, "I'm going out to get someone to help!"
"do not want!"
"Can't...can't let people see me like this!"
Princess Yunluo said quickly.
"That's right, a generation of heroines was beaten up by her husband, and she couldn't move, and was messed up by her hands!"
Cheng Shifei sneered: "It's really shameless!"
"You still haven't let go!"
"Then you call me a good husband!"
"You are not afraid that I will kill your head!"
"You don't want to be known, and you are not my opponent, how can you kill my head?"
"One day, I will kill your head while you are not on guard!"
"Then you have to accompany me every day, make me happy, let me give you a chance to behead, how about it!"
"Isn't this sentence a success?"
"Which sentence?"
"Good husband!"
"You called, good boy!"
[Dali Prince Duan Yu: Seeing this, I suddenly thought of Yang Guo's trick Huo Dou at the Hero Conference!Call yourself a little beast! 】
[Prince of Great Yuan Huo Dou: You little bastard, you are looking for death! 】
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Kou Zhong: I'm curious, why did Cheng Shifei know how to use martial arts immediately after just looking at them? 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: In fact, these martial arts have been passed down to him by the ancient three links, but he can't use them himself. The martial arts engraved on his body are equivalent to passwords. When he sees the passwords, martial arts will naturally be used! 】
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Xu Ziling: This is too cool, it's even better than Xu Zhu's performance, Xu Zhu still needs to practice hard on his own! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: It seems that the princess is being manipulated to death!The son-in-law has no choice but to run away! 】
……
"Come right and wrong!"
"Dare to tease the princess, the princess must blow his head off!"
Princess Yunluo's chest heaved in anger.
Chest pain.
After practicing martial arts at Jiang Feng's house for a month, her strength has changed drastically.
She's talented herself.
Another martial idiot.
It's just that in the palace before, those people just perfunctory her, played with her, and didn't teach her real martial arts at all.
and so.
Her martial arts are so bad.
In Jiang Feng's place, not only are there all kinds of peerless martial arts, but Jiang Feng usually drinks spirit wine, which is a great helper for martial arts training.
The improvement of martial arts can be imagined.
She has already been promoted to innate.
Although Princess Yunluo was ashamed and angry, she still watched the live broadcast.
on the screen.
Princess Yunluo twisted her arms and looked at Cheng Zhengfei: "My masters teach me martial arts every day, and they say that if you learn it, you will be invincible in the world!"
"Why can't I beat you!"
"That's why you're stupid! They don't know how to teach you!"
"Then show me the martial arts on your body, and I'll give you 10 taels!"
"10 million taels?"
Cheng Shifei was stunned, but for the sake of acting, he still spoke boldly, saying that 10 taels was nothing, and he regarded money as dung.
"Then how do you want to show me?"
"You've already called me husband, so why don't you show it to your wife? Even if I'm naked for you to see, it's just for fun!"
"No matter how dirty your mouth is, I'll let someone kill you from the Nine Clans!"
Cheng Shifei asks Yunluo to make wine and food for him.
Yun Luo wanted to trap Cheng Shifei and clean up Cheng Shifei after he learned the martial arts of Cheng Shifei's body, so he asked someone to prepare food for him.
And the other side.
The emperor was furious because the queen mother had been taken away.
Cao Zhengchun caught three alive, but the other party also committed suicide by taking poison. They were all dead.
The screen freezes.
[Little boy Yang Guo: I didn't see it, Cheng Zhengfei is a bit flirtatious! 】
[Fengshen Yinde: Men are not bad, but women don't love them! 】
[Chief Executive Wei Xiaobao: Princess Yunluo still has personality. He was slapped twice and still smiled. It's the best! 】
……
Studio.
"I didn't expect Yunluo to be like this. No wonder I beat Yunluo that day, but she wasn't angry, and followed me happily!"
Princess Changping thought to herself.
She went back to a palace before.
As the saying goes, wealth does not return home, just like walking in brocade clothes at night.
Princess Yunluo is a martial idiot.
She was often bullied by Princess Yunluo in the past.
Now that he has practiced peerless martial arts from Jiang Feng, the first thing he does after returning to the palace is naturally to compete with Princess Yunluo.
And Princess Anning is also the master of restlessness.
Changping beat them both up.
then.
When Princess Changping came back, there were two followers behind her back.
Princess Yunluo and Princess Anning saw that Princess Changping, who they used to beat with one hand, followed Jiang Feng for a few months, and then turned around and beat them with one hand.
Where can they sit still?
Naturally, Princess Changping came.
[In this answer, Gu Santong and Shangguan Haitang answered wrongly]
【Please select the random punishment method for drawing】
"Wrong answer again!"
Both Shangguan Haitang and Gu Santong were a little frustrated, they chose to draw by themselves.
[Start to draw random punishments]
[The ancient three-way draw is randomly punished as follows]
[True. Undefeated urchin. 】
[Shangguan Haitang draws random punishments as follows]
[Begonia flowers bloom. 】
Seeing these two punishments, Gu Santong and Shangguan Haitang were a little puzzled.
next moment.
Two lights fell.
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Gu Santong turned from an old man into a six-year-old child.
Everyone suddenly realized that this is the real Undefeated Urchin.
What a naughty boy.
See Su Xin in the future.
I can only eat it.
On the other hand, a red begonia flower appeared between Shangguan Begonia's eyebrows, like a birthmark.
Shangguan Haitang seemed to have a feeling.
She reached out and touched it.
But no trace was found.
"Hai Tang, you have an extra flower between your eyebrows, but don't worry, it looks very good-looking, not only not ugly, but also more attractive!"
Princess Changping looked at Shangguan Haitang and said.
"I see!"
Shangguan Haitang suddenly realized that this was the punishment for the blooming of the Begonia flowers, which was acceptable.
At least it should look better than the previous peace of the world.
[Old naughty boy Zhou Botong: Hahaha, Unbeaten naughty boy, I thought you might get a milk baby, but I didn’t expect you to become a milk baby first, and you can let your son raise you, interesting and interesting! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: The undefeated naughty boy has become a real naughty boy! 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: Zhou Botong and Gu Santong are urchins at heart, if they keep their urchin bodies, they won't do those irresponsible things! 】
[Passionate son Hou Xibai: Fairy Haitang is a reward. Not only is she not ugly, but she looks more like a fairy descended from the sky! 】
……
Hulong Villa.
"The ancient three links have become a six-year-old urchin!"
Seeing this scene, Zhu Wushi secretly rejoiced.
A little kid, I can't compete with him for Suxin anymore.
You can't take it back to be a nanny, can you?
[This time, Li Cuiyu, Jiang Feng, and Cao Zhengchun answered the question correctly. 】
【Please select the method of drawing random rewards】
The three chose to draw by themselves.
[Start to draw random rewards]
[Li Cuiyu draws random rewards as follows]
[A box of lace coats: various colors, various styles, everything you expect, there is always one that suits you! 】
A light fell.
A box appeared in front of Princess Changping.
Looking at the box, Princess Changping's cheeks blushed.
For this thing.
She is no stranger.
Jiang Feng likes them to wear them for him to play with.
"Give you!"
Princess Changping kicked the box in front of Jiang Feng, and Jiang Feng put it in the space ring.
[Jiang Feng draws random rewards as follows]
[Golden Light Curse: Xuanzong of heaven and earth, the root of all qi.Practice extensively for billions of kalpas, and prove my supernatural powers.Taoist magical skills, attack and defense are integrated, powerful. 】
[Cao Zhengchun drew random rewards as follows]
[Full-level iron crotch skills: invulnerable to weapons, water and fire, mother no longer has to worry about getting hurt underneath me! 】
……
(End of this chapter)
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