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Chapter 275 Zhu Houzhao died, and Princess Lixiu was actually a man?
Chapter 275 Zhu Houzhao died, and Princess Lixiu was actually a man? (seeking a monthly ticket)
Full level iron crotch skill?
[Blood Knife Patriarch: Damn it!Awesome, I really want my ancestor, Cao Xiegou has completely stood up, it's hard! 】
【Chief Executive Wei Xiaobao: Master, I want to learn this! 】
[Very evil Yun Zhonghe: Is this a result of accumulation?jealous!I used to want to practice too, as long as I can do it, those little beauties will not be cured by me until they cry and beg for mercy?It's a pity that practicing this thing is too painful. It's simply not practiced by humans. I guess I haven't practiced it yet. I'm already useless! 】
[Xiong Niangzi: Full-level iron crotch skill, I'm so envious!In the future, Eunuch Cao will rule the harem, even if there are three thousand beauties, they can only be killed and defeated! 】
[Cheng Shifei: Awesome!This is the rise of the dynasty, and the later come from behind! 】
……
The world was in uproar.
Iron Crotch Kung Fu is not a rare secret martial art. Most forces have copies of Iron Crotch Kung Fu.
But those who can practice it are very few.
Can be practiced to perfection.
It is even rarer.
Because the iron crotch skill is practiced at the bottom, and the practice of external skills is already very painful, let alone that place.
Now that Cao Zhengchun didn't suffer any hardships, he directly obtained the Perfect Iron Crotch Kungfu, which man would not envy him?
Don't talk about men.
I don't know how many women are envious of hot eyes.
……
Studio.
Cao Zhengchun's expression was very bright, he never expected that he was still a eunuch before, not only recovered in a blink of an eye, but now he has obtained the full-level iron crotch skill.
He didn't know whether to be excited or sad?
"It doesn't matter, anyway, it is impossible to be a eunuch, and it is impossible to be a eunuch in this life!"
Feeling his own strength, Cao Zhengchun didn't want to give up, and secretly made up his mind that even if he quit the position of Governor of the East Factory, his treasure would not be lost.
Besides, with his martial arts and previous reputation, even if he is not a eunuch, he can do well in the court.
After all, he is a master at the Grand Master level.
If he improves his strength further.
Not to mention the treatment.
"Full-level iron crotch skill? I don't know how powerful it is?"
Princess Changping was a little curious:
"But no matter how powerful he is, he's not as powerful as Brother Jiang Feng!"
Mind this.
Princess Changping's fair cheeks flushed instantly, and a shyness flashed in the depths of her beautiful eyes.
She had tried it before.
God soldiers can't be broken.
"Cao Yigou is really lucky!"
Shangguan Haitang was at odds with Cao Zhengchun, seeing that Cao Zhengchun answered a question correctly again, and also got a full-level iron crotch skill, she felt envious and jealous.
In contrast, although Jiang Feng's Golden Light Curse is powerful, it seems a bit 'ordinary'.
[The third question is over, and the live broadcast continues. 】
【All lucky viewers please watch carefully and prepare to answer the questions. 】
At this time, the voice in the live broadcast room sounded, and Princess Changping calmed down her wild thoughts and prepared to answer the questions seriously.
Everyone takes their places.
The original live broadcast was broadcast again.
on the screen.
Cheng Shifei ate and drank in the bedroom of Princess Yunluo.
Eat and drink well.
Under Yun Luo's explanation, Cheng Shifei discovered what luxury is.
"I'm a little sleepy, it's time to sleep for a while!"
Cheng Shifei glanced around and saw Princess Yunluo's small bed where he usually rested, his eyes lit up, he ran over and lay down directly.
"Hey, you can't sleep, you promised to teach me martial arts!"
Princess Yunluo chased after her.
"I have it, you can find it yourself!"
Cheng Shifei lay on it and was about to sleep.
Snapped!
Princess Yunluo slapped Cheng Shifei on the belly.
"what!"
Cheng Shifei cried out in pain, bent over and sat up, clutching his stomach: "You don't want to be so vicious, okay?"
"Slap down with one palm, and everything you eat will be spit out!"
"Tell me who your master is? I'll go and worship him as my teacher!"
"My master is an expert outside the world, how can it be so easy to accept disciples, you should give up this heart..."
Cheng Shifei was arguing with Princess Yunluo, obviously he didn't want to talk about it.
"Okay, I'll agree to whatever conditions he wants!"
"His old man likes to travel all over the world. Finding him is harder than climbing to the sky!" Cheng Shifei said foolishly again.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, as long as you have the determination to grind the iron pestle into a needle, take me to him tomorrow!" Princess Yunluo said with high spirits.
Cheng Shifei looked Yunluo up and down, raised his eyebrows and said, "Princess, princess, I find you are so cute and silly!"
"Bold, the princess is talented, intelligent, and cute. How dare you call me stupid?"
"A man like me, like a beggar, broke into the Forbidden Palace at night, defeated you with two random blows, and then ate and drank here!"
Cheng Shifei looked at Yunluo like a fool: "You don't ask me why I broke into the Forbidden Palace at night, what is the reason, and I will go to the rivers and lakes with me tomorrow? Are you not wary of me at all?"
"Why should you be wary?"
"I might be the big bad!"
"You don't look like it!"
"Have you seen the Big Bad?"
"I've seen it, Cao Zhengchun!"
Cheng Shifei: "..."
[The extremely vicious Yun Zhonghe: Chi slip!Such a silly and innocent princess is really the best. If I met her, she would have been unable to get out of bed a long time ago! 】
[Princess Yunluo: You shameless thief, you are dead, see if the princess doesn't blow your dog's head off, you wait for the princess! 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: Princess Yunluo lived in the palace since she was a child. 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: It seems that Cheng Zhengfei is not bad, if he meets Xie Xiaofeng, Princess Yunluo must be lying on the bed and wiped out by now!When he wakes up again, he will definitely not find Xie Xiaofeng! 】
[Cheng Shifei: Of course!Although I'm a little bastard who steals things, there is a way to steal things. I can't do things like eating and wiping it up, pulling up my pants and leaving! 】
[Dali Prince Duan Yu: It seems that the chief of Yunluo County has followed Cheng Shifei to venture into the rivers and lakes. By then, we will share weal and woe and love each other for a long time! 】
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Kou Zhong: Thinking that the big villain Yunluo County has seen is Cao Zhengchun, I don’t know how Eunuch Cao feels? 】
……
Studio.
The corners of Cao Zhengchun's mouth twitched, it turned out that he was the image of a big villain.
He continued to watch the live broadcast.
on the screen.
Cheng Shifei didn't bother to say more to Princess Yunluo, and perfunctory Yunluo took her to find her master tomorrow and then went to bed.
Princess Yunluo finally asked Cheng Shifei what his master's name was.
"The Undefeated Urchin!"
Hearing this name, Princess Yunluo didn't know who it was, but she felt very powerful when she heard it.
"Princess, you don't really want to leave the palace, do you?"
The little slave stepped forward and said in fear: "I'm afraid I won't be able to bear the burden!"
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'll give you a mark, and they won't blame you!"
"What mark?" Xiao Nu was overjoyed.
Princess Yunluo clenched her fists tightly, punched her in the face, and said, "Do you want this one?"
"No more!"
"Princess, I think you'd better bring your servant with you!"
"Well! Go find two men's clothes!"
"Oh!"
The next day, Cheng Shifei brought Yunluo and Xiaonu to the casino with the money from Princess Yunluo.
The casino owner came out to bet against Cheng in person.
Under Yun Luo's secret instruction.
Cheng Shifei shattered the dice directly with his internal force, leaving no points left, and won the opponent's three points.
Princess Yunluo was very excited.
Although winning 500 taels is of no use to her, what she enjoys is the feeling of winning, not the money.
Everyone in the casino left.
Princess Yunluo also seemed to feel that the atmosphere was not right, and asked, "What are they going to do? Are they going to fight?"
"They didn't just want to fight, they wanted me to die!"
"Okay, let's have a big fight!" Princess Yunluo clenched her fists and said excitedly.
"Aren't you afraid?"
"With you here, I'm not afraid!"
"Okay, from now on, as long as I'm here, no one will touch your hair!"
Cheng Shifei felt an indescribable satisfaction in his heart, full of pride.
immediately.
Fighting broke out.
Although Cheng Shifei obtained the power of the ancient three links, he was not very good at using it. He was outnumbered and trapped by everyone.
Shall not.
Cheng Shifei had no choice but to use the indestructible magic of King Kong to transform into a little golden man, invulnerable to guns, with infinite strength, and sent everyone flying with one move, saving Princess Yunluo.
Princess Yunluo didn't know the transformed Cheng Shifei, so Cheng Shifei simply called himself the "undefeated naughty boy" Gu Santong.
"The undefeated urchin?"
Princess Yunluo exclaimed: "Are you the master of Cheng Right?"
"Can you accept me as a disciple?"
"Yes, but you have to study with Cheng Shifei for two years and listen to him in everything. If you behave well, I will teach you martial arts myself!"
"I'll be good, I'll be good, I will be good!"
Cheng Shifei takes Yunluo out of the casino and meets people from Dongchang.
It turned out that Xiaonu saw that the situation was not good and went back to rescue the soldiers.
Eunuch Sun asked:
"Princess, are you not surprised?"
[The most ferocious Yun Zhonghe: If it were my uncle, she would have been frightened a long time ago! 】
[Blood Knife Patriarch: You know how to play right and wrong!This kind of simple and cute chick, my ancestor, I love it the most! 】
[Wudang Zhang Wuji: Gu Santong told Cheng Shifei that the Vajra Invincible magic skill can only be used five times, but he used it twice like this, which is simply too wasteful, especially the first time! 】
[Little young man Yang Guo: There is no such restriction on the indestructible magic of King Kong. In the future, Cheng Shifei will definitely not be able to resist using it when he encounters danger. At that time, he will know that he can use it more than five times! 】
……
"Damn it!"
"How dare you pretend to be the ancient three links to tease the princess, the princess will definitely blow his head off!"
Princess Yunluo is so angry.
"It's not that you are stupid, don't lie to you!"
Princess Anning attacked without hesitation.
"You are stupid!"
"Look how I clean up you!"
Yunluo County advocated that he would rush towards An Ning with his claws and claws.
"Ah, don't grab there..."
on the screen.
Princess Yunluo said that it was her master who saved her, but turned around but saw no one.
follow closely.
Cheng Shifei came running from the side, saying that his master had left, and asked Princess Yunluo to listen to him carefully.
As long as Princess Yunluo behaves well, Gu Santong will come back and teach Yunluo martial arts in person.
Princess Yunluo was a little frustrated, but there was nothing she could do.
At this time.
Cheng Shifei saw Zhang Laosan and asked the Eunuch Sun who brought him into the palace to arrest him.
Seeing that there is a special relationship between right and wrong and Yunluo, Eunuch Sun asked people to arrest Zhang Laosan.
Cheng Shifei gave Eunuch Sun a piece of silver: "Eunuch Sun, you still need one person in Jamsil, adding him will be just right!"
"Not bad!"
Eunuch Sun took the money, and with a smile on his face, he took Zhang Laosan back to the palace.
Cheng Shifei asked Princess Yunluo to call him a good brother and followed Yunluo back to the palace.
the other side.
The emperor summoned Cao Zhengchun and Zhu Wushi to discuss the robbery of the Queen Mother.
They didn't know that the Queen Mother was actually robbed by Karasuma.
And imprisoned the queen mother in a jar.
He also plans to humiliate and enjoy the Queen Mother after the matter is completed.
[Emperor Zhu Houzhao of the Ming Dynasty: Presumptuous!The little Izumo country dared to kidnap the queen mother, and should be punished! 】
[Izumo Kingdom General Karasuma: Your Majesty, I am wronged. This Karasuma and Princess Toshihide are definitely fakes. Our Izumo Kingdom will never dare to be an enemy of Daming! 】
[Very evil Yun Zhonghe: This Karasuma tastes a bit heavy, it's fine for beauties like princesses, princesses and queens, but he can even talk to the queen mother? 】
[Xiong Niangzi: This Karasuma is abnormal at first glance, it must be a pervert! 】
……
Studio.
"Damn Karasuma, the little Izumo country, dare to blaspheme the queen mother, damn it!"
Princess Changping watched the live broadcast, furious in her heart.
She couldn't see the bullet screen at the moment, and she didn't know that Karasuma was a fake.
on the screen.
this day.
Karasuma suddenly entered the palace to meet the saint, and he was very sharp, saying that he must see the emperor and queen mother.
Cao Zhengchun refused on the grounds that the Queen Mother was ill, but Karasuma pointed out that he is the No.
Cao Zhengchun had no choice but to pretend to be the Queen Mother. Anyway, Karasuma is a man, so he can only feel the pulse of the Queen Mother with a red thread through the gauze, so it doesn't matter who is lying on the bed.
The emperor was overjoyed and pointed out that it was a good plan.
The next day, Karasuma came back as expected to feel the Queen Mother's pulse, but in fact it was using internal strength to test the Queen Mother's authenticity.
He finds out that the queen mother is disguised by Cao Zhengchun, and the two compete and fight. Karasuma sees through Cao Zhengchun's identity, but loses to Cao Zhengchun's martial arts, so he has to leave temporarily.
Afterwards, Karasuma and Princess Lixiu entered the palace again. Karasuma accused the Celestial Dynasty of hiding their heads and showing their tails, and the two insisted on seeing the Queen Mother.
the other side.
Princess Yunluo was sued by Cao Zhengchun, saying that she almost ruined his affairs, so Zhu Houzhao ordered Yunluo not to interfere with the queen mother's affairs.
Yun Luo was furious, and wanted to take revenge on Cao Zhengchun, but at the same time do something that would impress everyone.
Princess Yunluo looked at Cheng Shifei with burning eyes: "Good brother, that Cao Zhengchun has always looked down on me, I want to punish him, can you help me?"
"Not good! You look terrible like this, and you will definitely let me do something extremely dangerous."
Cheng Shifei was used to thieves and dogs since he was a child. Seeing Princess Yunluo's expression, he didn't know that there was something dangerous waiting for him.
He refused without hesitation.
"No, it's very simple!"
"I beg you to let me go!"
"Okay, if you don't help, next time I see Master, I will say that you insulted me!"
"Wow! You can say such a thing!"
"Then can you help?"
"Anyway, you're going to frame me, so I'll insult you first!"
Cheng Shifei clasped his hands into claws, raised them to his chest, and was about to grab Princess Yunluo.
"you dare!"
Princess Yunluo turned around and faced Cheng Shifei.
"Don't dare!"
Cheng Shifei retracted his hands and sat on the table to eat.
"I don't dare to forgive you!"
Princess Yunluo came to Cheng Shifei's side: "Okay, good senior brother, your martial arts are so powerful, why don't you go and punish that Karasuma?"
Cheng Shifei refused without hesitation. Karasuma fought with Cao Zhengchun before, Cheng Shifei also saw it, and he was very vicious.
Although he has acquired the power of the ancient three links, he can't master it well, and he is not sure how to deal with Karasuma.
But after Princess Yunluo took out 20 taels.
Nothing is a thing.
[Fengshen Yinde: Sure enough, money can turn ghosts around! 】
[Blood knife patriarch: Cheng Shifei is really cowardly, such a good opportunity, if I were the patriarch, I would have already shocked the princess! 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: I don't know how Princess Yunluo will let Cheng Zhengfei deal with Karasuma?Direct use of force is definitely not acceptable! 】
[Peach Blossom Island Huang Rong: Before Cao Zhengchun pretended to be the queen mother, I feel that Princess Yunluo will let Cheng Zhengfei pretend to be the queen mother! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: No way?No way!again? 】
……
Just now.
The live broadcast confirmed Huang Rong's guess.
on the screen.
Karasuma and Princess Lixiu insisted on seeing the queen mother, and when everyone didn't know what to do, there was a lotus call in the inner hall.
"The Queen Mother is here!"
I saw Princess Yunluo holding the Queen Mother's hand and slowly advancing.
Everyone looked at it, but they didn't recognize the queen mother at all.
The empress dowager was embarrassing because Yun Luo asked Cheng to pretend to be right and wrong.
After everyone met, Karasuma came forward and complained:
"My queen mother is blessed. This envoy was ordered by the king of Izumo to escort Princess Lixiu to Beijing to marry your country as a concubine. The ministers of your country obstructed it in every possible way, saying that the queen mother is ill and it is not appropriate to announce it."
"Eunuch Cao pretended to be the empress dowager and was discovered by the envoy. This will damage the friendship between the Izumo Kingdom and the Daming brothers!"
"Look at the Empress Dowager's enlightenment!"
Cheng Shifei walked up with Yunluo, looked at Cao Zhengchun, and said, "Eunuch Cao, you are so misbehaving, I will spank your ass tomorrow!"
The corners of Cao Zhengchun's mouth twitched, but since Karasuma and Princess Lixiu were here, he didn't dare to expose the pretense of right and wrong.
"The slave deserves death! The crime deserves death!"
"Come here, give Eunuch Cao a taste of the White Jade Parrot Pot from this palace!"
Cheng Shifei ordered.
The eunuch, who had been prepared for a long time, took out a urinal and handed it to Cao Zhengchun.
Cao Zhengchun was suffocated by the stench, and couldn't help but take a step back.
"Eunuch Cao, it's a rare reward from the Queen Mother!"
Princess Yunluo laughed heartily and said, "You are still thankful!"
"Could it be that you want to resist the edict and beheaded?" Cheng Shifei threatened.
"The slave dare not, the slave leads the order to thank you!"
Cao Zhengchun wanted to have a fit but didn't dare, so he had to admit it, took a sip from the urinal, and almost spat him out.
[Little boy Yang Guo: Eunuch Cao is a bit miserable! 】
[Dali Prince Duan Yu: More than just a tragic word! 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: Which fool pretended to be this Karasuma? It's too unprofessional. How dare the little Izumo country call Da Ming a brother?Dare to say that the princess is getting married? 】
[Four Eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: With just this sentence, Karasuma's head can be chopped off! 】
[Wudang Zhang Wuji: Karasuma caught the Queen Mother, he knew that the Queen Mother was a fake, I wonder if he would expose it as right and wrong? 】
……
Jiangfu.
"Cao Yigou really deserves what he deserves!"
Princess Yunluo couldn't help laughing and gloating when Cao Zhengchun was forced to drink the fine liquid in the urinal.
It's a pity that she may not have such an opportunity now.
"I wonder if I can handle Karasuma?"
Princess Yunluo and everyone mentioned it with one heart.
Only seen on the screen.
As the queen mother, Cheng Shifei wanted to give Princess Lixiu, the future daughter-in-law, a token.
Karasuma stepped forward to receive the token for Princess Lixiu, and took the opportunity to test out the truth.
Cheng Shifei was grabbed by Karasuma, and he quickly found a secret manual on his thigh - Huagong Dafa.
Karasuma absorbed a lot of power from being called right and wrong, and collapsed on the ground, so she had no choice but to ask Princess Lixiu to pick up the token in person.
Cheng Shifei asked Princess Lixiu to come forward.
"Princess Lixiu is really beautiful, I love the woman from Izumo Kingdom the most!"
Cheng Shifei's lsp nature was exposed, and he approached Princess Lixiu, Princess Yunluo stretched out his hand and twisted Cheng Shifei's back hard.
Cheng Shifei didn't dare to be presumptuous anymore, and proposed three tests.
The first test is to ask Princess Lixiu to embroider clothes.
The second test is to ask Princess Lixiu to wash the urinal.
The third test is to ask Princess Lixiu to massage the soles of his feet.
Princess Lixiu couldn't do it, so she had to follow suit, but she used kung fu to plot against Cheng Shifei when she massaged her, but Cheng Shifei used the method of transforming kung fu to resolve it.
At last.
Cheng Shifei bestowed a title on Princess Lixiu: "A Bird Flying Concubine!"
[The most vicious cloud crane: a bird flying Feifei?This title is awesome! 】
[Xiong Niangzi: Interesting!Cao Zhengchun and Princess Lixiu were teased miserably! 】
[Blood Knife Patriarch: This kid is a talent, a bird flying concubine?I don't know how he thought of it! 】
[Little young man Yang Guo: Now it's time to make it real, Cheng Shifei is a pig's foot, and the Queen Mother will definitely be rescued by Cheng Fei in the end! 】
[Wudang Zhang Wuji: Cheng Shifei got the ancient three-link skill at the beginning of the game, and also succeeded in handling the silly princess Baitian, so happy! 】
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Kou Zhong: You are also a pig's foot after all, hugging left and right, beautiful women like clouds.Hey, they are also punks, why is there such a big gap, woo woo! 】
……
The streets of Yangzhou.
Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling watched the live broadcast, thinking that they too would be taught by masters, soar to the sky from then on, eat meat, drink in big bowls, sleep with the most beautiful woman, and reach the pinnacle of life from then on.
They watched the live broadcast with envy.
on the screen.
After Karasuma and Princess Lixiu retreated, the emperor asked Yun Luocheng who was right and wrong?
Yun Luo casually pointed out that he is the "No. [-] Counterfeit Master in the World" in "No. [-] Village in the World", and he is best at impersonating others.
The emperor was dubious, and Shenhou and Haitang rushed to them, saying that they had never heard of a "No. [-] counterfeit master in the world" in the "No. [-] Villa in the World".
Shenhou decided to investigate who this so-called 'world's number one counterfeit master' who claimed to be an apprentice of Gu Santong was?
At this time, Cheng Shifei is still pretending to be the queen mother, domineering;
Shenhou came and asked him where is the ancient three links?
And it is necessary to punish right and wrong.
Princess Yunluo was worried about Cheng Shifei, so she taught Cheng Fei to take her as a hostage, and then fled.
After Cheng Shifei fled, Yunluo girl was worried about Cheng Shifei and was very worried, so she ordered Xiao Nu to find out his whereabouts, and found that the places he often haunted were 'gambling houses' and 'brothels'.
"What is a brothel?"
Yun Luo was a little puzzled.
"I've heard people say that a brothel is a place for literati to talk about state affairs and recite poems!"
"Recite poems to make right?"
Princess Yunluo pondered and said: "Cheng Shifei probably wouldn't go to a brothel, he's not like a literati!"
[Little boy Yang Guo: Hahaha, Cheng Shifei is indeed not a literati, but he often goes to brothels! 】
【Very evil Yun Zhonghe: Not only literati go to brothels, men like to go there, it's a place to sell newspapers! 】
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Kou Zhong: Young Master Ling, you are also a gangster, why is there such a big gap between us?We can't get enough to eat, Cheng Shifei not only went to the gambling house, but also went to the brothel?It's really enviable and jealous! 】
[The Saintess of the Yingui Sect, Houhou: There is no way, she is a pig's feet, but you are not! 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: It seems that the princess is going out of the palace again to find right and wrong, but luckily he didn't go to a brothel, otherwise it would be interesting! 】
……
Jiangfu.
"What the hell is a brothel?"
"A newspaper seller?"
Princess Yunluo was still in a daze at the moment, but from what everyone said, she knew that a brothel was not a good place.
But she still didn't know where it was.
"Brothels are places like brothels and Jiaofangsi. Men go there and spend money to have fun with the women inside..."
Princess Anning understood a little bit, and whispered in Princess Yunluo's ear.
"Ah... how disgusting..."
Princess Yunluo's pretty face blushed, and the picture of the brothel had already appeared in her mind.
And live broadcast.
Princess Yunluo left the palace and found Cheng right and wrong in the gambling house.
Cheng Shifei originally wanted to escape again, so as not to cause trouble;
But Yun Luo lured Cheng Shifei to help find the Queen Mother with 20 taels of profit. Cheng Shifei's eyes lit up, and he immediately agreed, and decided to investigate Karasuma and Princess Lixiu.
On the other hand, Shenhou also ordered Duan Tianya to investigate Karasuma.
Tianya and Cheng Shifei arrived at the post house at about the same time. Duan Tianya is good at ninjutsu and hides outside the station. Seeing Li Xiu scolding Karasuma, pointing him not to spoil her marriage, Karasuma is obedient.
Duan Tianya finds out that Cheng Shifei is also eavesdropping on the other side, but Karasuma has already discovered Cheng Shifei and comes out to pursue him.
Cheng Shifei fled to the yard, but seeing nowhere to go, he turned around and fought Karasuma;
Fortunately, Duan Tianya came out on the way, and Cheng Shifei took the opportunity to slip away. Karasuma and Duan Tianya fought, and their martial arts were as good as brothers.
Cheng Shifei ran away desperately, but unfortunately he met the drum array and the powerful warriors again in the back garden, and in the end he was doomed and was captured with nothing.
Duan Tianya managed to escape with ninjutsu.
Cheng Shifei was forced to confess by Karasuma, and he was stuffed into a jar like a cartilaginous man. Later, he found out that the queen mother was in the jar next to him. It turned out that Karasuma had arrested the queen mother!
The letter of credence of the king of Izumo has arrived, and Karasuma and Toshihide are about to enter the palace.
They have obtained images of Duan Tianya, Guihai Yidao and Haitang from nowhere, and Karasuma reminds Lixiu to be careful of these secret agents, especially Duan Tianya, because the other party is a ninja, and he is the strongest kind— —'Junin'.
Duan Tianya told Shenhou what he overheard in the posthouse, and Shenhou ordered Duan Tianya and Gui Hai to monitor Princess Lixiu.
Guihai never accepted Duan Tianya, thinking that he should be No. [-] in Tianzi, so he made a bet with him, whoever made great achievements in this mission will be No. [-] in Tianzi, and Duan Tianya agreed.
Cheng Shifei learned many secrets in the palace from the empress dowager, and the empress dowager thought she would die, and she didn't want to keep any secrets.
But the power of success is too high, and the injury will heal automatically after enough rest, but the limbs are dislocated, and the internal strength can't help, so I have to do it in a hurry.
In the middle of the night, Duan Tianya discovered that Princess Lixiu had walked out of the imperial garden and jumped off the lotus pond in an attempt to commit suicide. Duan Tianya rushed to save her, and Lixiu took the opportunity to stab Duan Tianya with a hairpin.
Duan Tianya helped Lixiu back to his room, and suddenly felt his whole body was soft and hot, it turned out that he had been hit by Lixiu's balm.
Lixiu tore off her clothes and shouted 'flower picker', and Dongchang Changwei rushed over.
Duan Tianya was poisoned by obscenity, and his whole body was hot. The guards of the East Factory captured Duan Tianya, but Duan Tianya couldn't argue with it.
Guihai saw it on the fence with a knife, and rushed to tell Shenhou.
Knowing that Duan Tianya had offended Li Xiu, the emperor was furious and wanted to execute Duan Tianya.
"Your Majesty, this servant has an idea!"
"Say!"
"Your Majesty, please hand him over to the slave."
Zhu Houzhao was a little puzzled when he heard this.
Cao Zhengchun said: "Isn't there a cleansing room in Dongchang, my servant? Duan Tianya violated the law of sex, so I just asked my servant to cleanse his body for him. After that..."
"Eunuch Cao, I didn't expect you to come up with such a good idea!"
Zhu Houzhao was very satisfied with this method: "It is indeed more uncomfortable to let him not be a man in the future than to kill him!"
"Then I will make him a man and woman!"
While speaking, Zhu Houzhao patted Cao Zhengchun on the shoulder.
The smile on Cao Zhengchun's face froze.
unmasculine things...
[Little boy Yang Guo: Haha, please ask Eunuch Cao's psychological shadow area at this moment! 】
[The most vicious Yun Zhonghe: It seems that Zhu Wushi's inner secret agent is not that powerful, and he was so easily plotted against! 】
[Xiong Niangzi: After all, Princess Lixiu is also considered a stunning beauty. Such a beauty committed suicide by jumping into the river. As a man, how could Duan Tianya hold back? 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: Duan Tianya was caught straight, even if he is a brave god, he can't protect him. The only hope is to expose the true face of Princess Lixiu. Only in this way can he be exonerated! 】
[Wudang Zhang Wuji: Duan Tianya should also be considered a pig's foot, and he will definitely be fine!But if it falls into the hands of Cao Zhengchun, he must suffer! 】
[Blood Knife Patriarch: Cao Zhengchun must be procrastinating in doing things, saying to cleanse Duan Tianya, but Duan Tianya must not be cleansed in the end! 】
……
Everyone stared at the live broadcast.
I want to see how Duan Tianya gets out of trouble.
on the screen.
Zhu Wushi came to plead for mercy, Cao Zhengchun fanned the flames, Zhu Houzhao was even more furious, and ordered Shenhou not to take care of this matter.
Shenhou had no choice but to retreat with Shangguan Haitang and Gui Hai. Shangguan Haitang was determined to save Duan Tianya, but Shenhou said that the king's order must not be violated, so he had to find a way.
Duan Tianya was tortured and forced to confess by Cao Zhengchun, who asked him to tell the secret of Hulong Mountain Villa. Duan Tianya refused and endured the pain. Remembering that Liu Shengxueji wanted to persevere and not give up before his death, Duan Tianya had no choice but to persevere.
Fortunately, after that, Gui Hai killed Duan Tianya with a single blow and rescued Duan Tianya.
Duan Tianya asked him why he did this, and Gui Hai pointed out that Duan Tianya was so defeated. He won the number one in Tianzi, and he was invincible. He must go back to the palace to find out the truth. .
On the other hand, Cheng Shifei took advantage of the guards of the Izumo Kingdom to feed them, and asked for a lot of water, forced the water out with internal strength, bounced back towards the wall, broke the jar, fell to the ground, and then sprayed a jet of internal force water on the ground, hitting himself. To the ceiling, smash the shoulder joints back into the socket, and then connect the joints of the legs to save the Queen Mother from the post house.
When he fled, he took away the bone powder, Midu powder and so on from the cabinet.
When Karasuma was ready to go, Cheng Shifei suddenly appeared provocatively. Karasuma chased and killed him, but he ran away instead of fighting.
In the end, he fled back to the dungeon, and the pot of melted bone meal on the door was all poured on Karasuma, and Karasuma's bones and flesh melted into water, leaving only the clothes.
Cheng Shifei happily left with the Queen Mother.
[Little boy Yang Guo: Cheng Zhengfei's operation is a bit embarrassing! 】
[Blood Knife Patriarch: The pig's feet are luck against the sky, so he turned against the wind and successfully rescued the mother-in-law and the queen mother. Now the son-in-law has no choice but to run away! 】
[The vicious Yun Zhonghe: Karasuma was awesome, but he died so miserably in the end, it's true that extreme joy begets sorrow! 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: When the queen mother returns to the palace, Princess Lixiu will be exposed, and Duan Tianya should be released too! 】
[Xiong Niangzi: If Cao Yigou had eunuched Duan Tianya that night, Duan Tianya would be a member of his East Factory. As expected, the villains like to wait for death! 】
……
Studio.
"Failed!"
When Cao Zhengchun saw the queen mother was rescued, he knew that Duan Tianya would definitely be released the next day, and he had no chance to eunuch her.
He should be eunuched directly.
Even directly killed Duan Tianya.
In this way, even if the truth comes out later, he can't be blamed, but Duan Tianya can only blame himself for being stupid.
It's a pity.
"You must remember this lesson in the future. Those people have the halo of pig feet, and they must be killed if they have the opportunity, otherwise they will be the ones who are unlucky!"
Cao Zhengchun secretly warned himself.
He continued watching the live broadcast.
on the screen.
Cao Zhengchun came to the palace to report the situation to the emperor.
"Duan Tianya, is that bastard cleansed?" Zhu Houzhao asked.
"Let him suffer some flesh and blood first, and cleanse him tomorrow!" Cao Zhengchun replied.
"Did Princess Lixiu be frightened that day?" Zhu Houzhao asked again.
"Li Xiu is the princess of the Izumo Kingdom. She must have been spoiled and spoiled. This fresh flower, when it first encounters a violent storm, will inevitably be a little frightened?" Cao Zhengchun said.
"I'm a little uneasy!"
Zhu Houzhao stood up, and said slowly: "I blamed Princess Lixiu by mistake, and guarded her so closely, but I never expected that my subordinates would take the opportunity to invade me. I really neglected the beauty!"
"Since the emperor has a heart of pity and tenderness, why don't you drive to Yuxiu Palace where Princess Lixiu lives, to express condolences and to show the emperor's benevolence!"
"The Qing family's words are just in line with what I want, and the decree is that I will go to Yuxiu Palace to visit the princess later."
"The slave leads the order!"
soon.
Zhu Houzhao came to Yuxiu Palace.
Princess Lixiu came out to greet her:
"Welcome to the Emperor!
"Be flat!"
"The emperor originally came to say Shen Shi, and Li Xiu wanted to take a shower and change clothes to welcome the emperor, but..."
Princess Lixiu hesitated.
"I just want to see Princess Lixiu sooner. It doesn't matter, you can just take a shower and change clothes, I will be here later!"
Zhu Houzhao laughed.
"Wouldn't that be neglecting the emperor!"
"I told you to take a bath, you just go."
"Then trouble the emperor to wait for a while, Lixiu will come out to accompany you immediately!"
Princess Lixiu turned and went into the room to take a bath.
Zhu Houzhao said to Cao Zhengchun, "The princess is so delicate and beautiful, how can she have a different heart?"
"Go and guard outside the palace!"
"The slave obeys the order!"
Cao Zhengchun and others left, and Zhu Houzhao went to Princess Lixiu's bedroom.
【Very evil Yun Zhonghe: Let go of that princess, let me do it! 】
[Blood Knife Ancestor: Let the ancestor come, you all line up! 】
[Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: It turns out that Zhu Houzhao's way of distinguishing people is to see if they are beautiful. As long as they are beautiful, they are good people! 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: I'm sure, the emperor will be assassinated later! 】
[Peach Blossom Island Huang Rong: Before Zhu Houzhao said that Lixiu was frightened, he came to comfort him, so he did it himself, this comfort is really good! 】
[Shaomin Princess Zhao Min: You can tell it's an LSP at first glance! 】
【Emperor Kublai Khan of the Great Yuan Dynasty: Even dying under a peony flower and being a ghost is also romantic! 】
……
Daming Palace.
"hateful!"
"Bastard!"
Zhu Houzhao looked embarrassed, his image was completely ruined this time.
wrong.
When Jiang Yuyan was there last time, it was already ruined once.
"Convex (Fuck Duck)!"
Zhu Houzhao felt very aggrieved, why did he always grab him. ,
There are so many emperors in Kyushu, why not mess with others?
At least get someone to accompany him, he doesn't feel so uncomfortable!
"I hope you don't make my death too ugly!"
Zhu Houzhao knew that Princess Lixiu most likely wanted to assassinate him, so if he went in alone, there would be more danger than luck.
Live streaming.
Zhu Houzhao walked into the bedroom, and Princess Lixiu took off her coat and walked into the bath.
Zhu Houzhao watched Princess Lixiu take a bath through the screen with squinting eyes.
The screen freezes.
[Question [-], what happened after Zhu Houzhao?How is Lee Soo? 】
【A. Zhu Houzhao was lingering with Princess Lixiu, and was controlled by Princess Lixiu's fascination. Cheng Shifei rushed to the queen mother with him, beat Princess Lixiu to death, and saved the emperor. 】
【B. Zhu Houzhao was in love with Princess Lixiu. Just when Lixiu was about to kill Zhu Houzhao, Duan Tianya came out, rescued Zhu Houzhao, and joined hands with Gui Hai to kill Lixiu. 】
[C. Lixiu made a sudden move to kill Zhu Houzhao. Duan Tianya rescued Zhu Houzhao, and then joined forces with Guihai to deal with Lixiu. When the three were in a stalemate, Cheng Shifei appeared and grabbed Lixiu's big bird to defeat him. Duan Tianya Yu Guihai took the opportunity to kill him. 】
[D. Lixiu made a sudden move to kill Zhu Houzhao, Duan Tianya rescued Zhu Houzhao, and then joined hands with Gui Hai to deal with Lixiu. When the three were in a stalemate, Cheng Shifei appeared and grabbed Lixiu Daniao, making him break the merits, and killing him kill. 】
……
(End of this chapter)
Full level iron crotch skill?
[Blood Knife Patriarch: Damn it!Awesome, I really want my ancestor, Cao Xiegou has completely stood up, it's hard! 】
【Chief Executive Wei Xiaobao: Master, I want to learn this! 】
[Very evil Yun Zhonghe: Is this a result of accumulation?jealous!I used to want to practice too, as long as I can do it, those little beauties will not be cured by me until they cry and beg for mercy?It's a pity that practicing this thing is too painful. It's simply not practiced by humans. I guess I haven't practiced it yet. I'm already useless! 】
[Xiong Niangzi: Full-level iron crotch skill, I'm so envious!In the future, Eunuch Cao will rule the harem, even if there are three thousand beauties, they can only be killed and defeated! 】
[Cheng Shifei: Awesome!This is the rise of the dynasty, and the later come from behind! 】
……
The world was in uproar.
Iron Crotch Kung Fu is not a rare secret martial art. Most forces have copies of Iron Crotch Kung Fu.
But those who can practice it are very few.
Can be practiced to perfection.
It is even rarer.
Because the iron crotch skill is practiced at the bottom, and the practice of external skills is already very painful, let alone that place.
Now that Cao Zhengchun didn't suffer any hardships, he directly obtained the Perfect Iron Crotch Kungfu, which man would not envy him?
Don't talk about men.
I don't know how many women are envious of hot eyes.
……
Studio.
Cao Zhengchun's expression was very bright, he never expected that he was still a eunuch before, not only recovered in a blink of an eye, but now he has obtained the full-level iron crotch skill.
He didn't know whether to be excited or sad?
"It doesn't matter, anyway, it is impossible to be a eunuch, and it is impossible to be a eunuch in this life!"
Feeling his own strength, Cao Zhengchun didn't want to give up, and secretly made up his mind that even if he quit the position of Governor of the East Factory, his treasure would not be lost.
Besides, with his martial arts and previous reputation, even if he is not a eunuch, he can do well in the court.
After all, he is a master at the Grand Master level.
If he improves his strength further.
Not to mention the treatment.
"Full-level iron crotch skill? I don't know how powerful it is?"
Princess Changping was a little curious:
"But no matter how powerful he is, he's not as powerful as Brother Jiang Feng!"
Mind this.
Princess Changping's fair cheeks flushed instantly, and a shyness flashed in the depths of her beautiful eyes.
She had tried it before.
God soldiers can't be broken.
"Cao Yigou is really lucky!"
Shangguan Haitang was at odds with Cao Zhengchun, seeing that Cao Zhengchun answered a question correctly again, and also got a full-level iron crotch skill, she felt envious and jealous.
In contrast, although Jiang Feng's Golden Light Curse is powerful, it seems a bit 'ordinary'.
[The third question is over, and the live broadcast continues. 】
【All lucky viewers please watch carefully and prepare to answer the questions. 】
At this time, the voice in the live broadcast room sounded, and Princess Changping calmed down her wild thoughts and prepared to answer the questions seriously.
Everyone takes their places.
The original live broadcast was broadcast again.
on the screen.
Cheng Shifei ate and drank in the bedroom of Princess Yunluo.
Eat and drink well.
Under Yun Luo's explanation, Cheng Shifei discovered what luxury is.
"I'm a little sleepy, it's time to sleep for a while!"
Cheng Shifei glanced around and saw Princess Yunluo's small bed where he usually rested, his eyes lit up, he ran over and lay down directly.
"Hey, you can't sleep, you promised to teach me martial arts!"
Princess Yunluo chased after her.
"I have it, you can find it yourself!"
Cheng Shifei lay on it and was about to sleep.
Snapped!
Princess Yunluo slapped Cheng Shifei on the belly.
"what!"
Cheng Shifei cried out in pain, bent over and sat up, clutching his stomach: "You don't want to be so vicious, okay?"
"Slap down with one palm, and everything you eat will be spit out!"
"Tell me who your master is? I'll go and worship him as my teacher!"
"My master is an expert outside the world, how can it be so easy to accept disciples, you should give up this heart..."
Cheng Shifei was arguing with Princess Yunluo, obviously he didn't want to talk about it.
"Okay, I'll agree to whatever conditions he wants!"
"His old man likes to travel all over the world. Finding him is harder than climbing to the sky!" Cheng Shifei said foolishly again.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, as long as you have the determination to grind the iron pestle into a needle, take me to him tomorrow!" Princess Yunluo said with high spirits.
Cheng Shifei looked Yunluo up and down, raised his eyebrows and said, "Princess, princess, I find you are so cute and silly!"
"Bold, the princess is talented, intelligent, and cute. How dare you call me stupid?"
"A man like me, like a beggar, broke into the Forbidden Palace at night, defeated you with two random blows, and then ate and drank here!"
Cheng Shifei looked at Yunluo like a fool: "You don't ask me why I broke into the Forbidden Palace at night, what is the reason, and I will go to the rivers and lakes with me tomorrow? Are you not wary of me at all?"
"Why should you be wary?"
"I might be the big bad!"
"You don't look like it!"
"Have you seen the Big Bad?"
"I've seen it, Cao Zhengchun!"
Cheng Shifei: "..."
[The extremely vicious Yun Zhonghe: Chi slip!Such a silly and innocent princess is really the best. If I met her, she would have been unable to get out of bed a long time ago! 】
[Princess Yunluo: You shameless thief, you are dead, see if the princess doesn't blow your dog's head off, you wait for the princess! 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: Princess Yunluo lived in the palace since she was a child. 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: It seems that Cheng Zhengfei is not bad, if he meets Xie Xiaofeng, Princess Yunluo must be lying on the bed and wiped out by now!When he wakes up again, he will definitely not find Xie Xiaofeng! 】
[Cheng Shifei: Of course!Although I'm a little bastard who steals things, there is a way to steal things. I can't do things like eating and wiping it up, pulling up my pants and leaving! 】
[Dali Prince Duan Yu: It seems that the chief of Yunluo County has followed Cheng Shifei to venture into the rivers and lakes. By then, we will share weal and woe and love each other for a long time! 】
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Kou Zhong: Thinking that the big villain Yunluo County has seen is Cao Zhengchun, I don’t know how Eunuch Cao feels? 】
……
Studio.
The corners of Cao Zhengchun's mouth twitched, it turned out that he was the image of a big villain.
He continued to watch the live broadcast.
on the screen.
Cheng Shifei didn't bother to say more to Princess Yunluo, and perfunctory Yunluo took her to find her master tomorrow and then went to bed.
Princess Yunluo finally asked Cheng Shifei what his master's name was.
"The Undefeated Urchin!"
Hearing this name, Princess Yunluo didn't know who it was, but she felt very powerful when she heard it.
"Princess, you don't really want to leave the palace, do you?"
The little slave stepped forward and said in fear: "I'm afraid I won't be able to bear the burden!"
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'll give you a mark, and they won't blame you!"
"What mark?" Xiao Nu was overjoyed.
Princess Yunluo clenched her fists tightly, punched her in the face, and said, "Do you want this one?"
"No more!"
"Princess, I think you'd better bring your servant with you!"
"Well! Go find two men's clothes!"
"Oh!"
The next day, Cheng Shifei brought Yunluo and Xiaonu to the casino with the money from Princess Yunluo.
The casino owner came out to bet against Cheng in person.
Under Yun Luo's secret instruction.
Cheng Shifei shattered the dice directly with his internal force, leaving no points left, and won the opponent's three points.
Princess Yunluo was very excited.
Although winning 500 taels is of no use to her, what she enjoys is the feeling of winning, not the money.
Everyone in the casino left.
Princess Yunluo also seemed to feel that the atmosphere was not right, and asked, "What are they going to do? Are they going to fight?"
"They didn't just want to fight, they wanted me to die!"
"Okay, let's have a big fight!" Princess Yunluo clenched her fists and said excitedly.
"Aren't you afraid?"
"With you here, I'm not afraid!"
"Okay, from now on, as long as I'm here, no one will touch your hair!"
Cheng Shifei felt an indescribable satisfaction in his heart, full of pride.
immediately.
Fighting broke out.
Although Cheng Shifei obtained the power of the ancient three links, he was not very good at using it. He was outnumbered and trapped by everyone.
Shall not.
Cheng Shifei had no choice but to use the indestructible magic of King Kong to transform into a little golden man, invulnerable to guns, with infinite strength, and sent everyone flying with one move, saving Princess Yunluo.
Princess Yunluo didn't know the transformed Cheng Shifei, so Cheng Shifei simply called himself the "undefeated naughty boy" Gu Santong.
"The undefeated urchin?"
Princess Yunluo exclaimed: "Are you the master of Cheng Right?"
"Can you accept me as a disciple?"
"Yes, but you have to study with Cheng Shifei for two years and listen to him in everything. If you behave well, I will teach you martial arts myself!"
"I'll be good, I'll be good, I will be good!"
Cheng Shifei takes Yunluo out of the casino and meets people from Dongchang.
It turned out that Xiaonu saw that the situation was not good and went back to rescue the soldiers.
Eunuch Sun asked:
"Princess, are you not surprised?"
[The most ferocious Yun Zhonghe: If it were my uncle, she would have been frightened a long time ago! 】
[Blood Knife Patriarch: You know how to play right and wrong!This kind of simple and cute chick, my ancestor, I love it the most! 】
[Wudang Zhang Wuji: Gu Santong told Cheng Shifei that the Vajra Invincible magic skill can only be used five times, but he used it twice like this, which is simply too wasteful, especially the first time! 】
[Little young man Yang Guo: There is no such restriction on the indestructible magic of King Kong. In the future, Cheng Shifei will definitely not be able to resist using it when he encounters danger. At that time, he will know that he can use it more than five times! 】
……
"Damn it!"
"How dare you pretend to be the ancient three links to tease the princess, the princess will definitely blow his head off!"
Princess Yunluo is so angry.
"It's not that you are stupid, don't lie to you!"
Princess Anning attacked without hesitation.
"You are stupid!"
"Look how I clean up you!"
Yunluo County advocated that he would rush towards An Ning with his claws and claws.
"Ah, don't grab there..."
on the screen.
Princess Yunluo said that it was her master who saved her, but turned around but saw no one.
follow closely.
Cheng Shifei came running from the side, saying that his master had left, and asked Princess Yunluo to listen to him carefully.
As long as Princess Yunluo behaves well, Gu Santong will come back and teach Yunluo martial arts in person.
Princess Yunluo was a little frustrated, but there was nothing she could do.
At this time.
Cheng Shifei saw Zhang Laosan and asked the Eunuch Sun who brought him into the palace to arrest him.
Seeing that there is a special relationship between right and wrong and Yunluo, Eunuch Sun asked people to arrest Zhang Laosan.
Cheng Shifei gave Eunuch Sun a piece of silver: "Eunuch Sun, you still need one person in Jamsil, adding him will be just right!"
"Not bad!"
Eunuch Sun took the money, and with a smile on his face, he took Zhang Laosan back to the palace.
Cheng Shifei asked Princess Yunluo to call him a good brother and followed Yunluo back to the palace.
the other side.
The emperor summoned Cao Zhengchun and Zhu Wushi to discuss the robbery of the Queen Mother.
They didn't know that the Queen Mother was actually robbed by Karasuma.
And imprisoned the queen mother in a jar.
He also plans to humiliate and enjoy the Queen Mother after the matter is completed.
[Emperor Zhu Houzhao of the Ming Dynasty: Presumptuous!The little Izumo country dared to kidnap the queen mother, and should be punished! 】
[Izumo Kingdom General Karasuma: Your Majesty, I am wronged. This Karasuma and Princess Toshihide are definitely fakes. Our Izumo Kingdom will never dare to be an enemy of Daming! 】
[Very evil Yun Zhonghe: This Karasuma tastes a bit heavy, it's fine for beauties like princesses, princesses and queens, but he can even talk to the queen mother? 】
[Xiong Niangzi: This Karasuma is abnormal at first glance, it must be a pervert! 】
……
Studio.
"Damn Karasuma, the little Izumo country, dare to blaspheme the queen mother, damn it!"
Princess Changping watched the live broadcast, furious in her heart.
She couldn't see the bullet screen at the moment, and she didn't know that Karasuma was a fake.
on the screen.
this day.
Karasuma suddenly entered the palace to meet the saint, and he was very sharp, saying that he must see the emperor and queen mother.
Cao Zhengchun refused on the grounds that the Queen Mother was ill, but Karasuma pointed out that he is the No.
Cao Zhengchun had no choice but to pretend to be the Queen Mother. Anyway, Karasuma is a man, so he can only feel the pulse of the Queen Mother with a red thread through the gauze, so it doesn't matter who is lying on the bed.
The emperor was overjoyed and pointed out that it was a good plan.
The next day, Karasuma came back as expected to feel the Queen Mother's pulse, but in fact it was using internal strength to test the Queen Mother's authenticity.
He finds out that the queen mother is disguised by Cao Zhengchun, and the two compete and fight. Karasuma sees through Cao Zhengchun's identity, but loses to Cao Zhengchun's martial arts, so he has to leave temporarily.
Afterwards, Karasuma and Princess Lixiu entered the palace again. Karasuma accused the Celestial Dynasty of hiding their heads and showing their tails, and the two insisted on seeing the Queen Mother.
the other side.
Princess Yunluo was sued by Cao Zhengchun, saying that she almost ruined his affairs, so Zhu Houzhao ordered Yunluo not to interfere with the queen mother's affairs.
Yun Luo was furious, and wanted to take revenge on Cao Zhengchun, but at the same time do something that would impress everyone.
Princess Yunluo looked at Cheng Shifei with burning eyes: "Good brother, that Cao Zhengchun has always looked down on me, I want to punish him, can you help me?"
"Not good! You look terrible like this, and you will definitely let me do something extremely dangerous."
Cheng Shifei was used to thieves and dogs since he was a child. Seeing Princess Yunluo's expression, he didn't know that there was something dangerous waiting for him.
He refused without hesitation.
"No, it's very simple!"
"I beg you to let me go!"
"Okay, if you don't help, next time I see Master, I will say that you insulted me!"
"Wow! You can say such a thing!"
"Then can you help?"
"Anyway, you're going to frame me, so I'll insult you first!"
Cheng Shifei clasped his hands into claws, raised them to his chest, and was about to grab Princess Yunluo.
"you dare!"
Princess Yunluo turned around and faced Cheng Shifei.
"Don't dare!"
Cheng Shifei retracted his hands and sat on the table to eat.
"I don't dare to forgive you!"
Princess Yunluo came to Cheng Shifei's side: "Okay, good senior brother, your martial arts are so powerful, why don't you go and punish that Karasuma?"
Cheng Shifei refused without hesitation. Karasuma fought with Cao Zhengchun before, Cheng Shifei also saw it, and he was very vicious.
Although he has acquired the power of the ancient three links, he can't master it well, and he is not sure how to deal with Karasuma.
But after Princess Yunluo took out 20 taels.
Nothing is a thing.
[Fengshen Yinde: Sure enough, money can turn ghosts around! 】
[Blood knife patriarch: Cheng Shifei is really cowardly, such a good opportunity, if I were the patriarch, I would have already shocked the princess! 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: I don't know how Princess Yunluo will let Cheng Zhengfei deal with Karasuma?Direct use of force is definitely not acceptable! 】
[Peach Blossom Island Huang Rong: Before Cao Zhengchun pretended to be the queen mother, I feel that Princess Yunluo will let Cheng Zhengfei pretend to be the queen mother! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: No way?No way!again? 】
……
Just now.
The live broadcast confirmed Huang Rong's guess.
on the screen.
Karasuma and Princess Lixiu insisted on seeing the queen mother, and when everyone didn't know what to do, there was a lotus call in the inner hall.
"The Queen Mother is here!"
I saw Princess Yunluo holding the Queen Mother's hand and slowly advancing.
Everyone looked at it, but they didn't recognize the queen mother at all.
The empress dowager was embarrassing because Yun Luo asked Cheng to pretend to be right and wrong.
After everyone met, Karasuma came forward and complained:
"My queen mother is blessed. This envoy was ordered by the king of Izumo to escort Princess Lixiu to Beijing to marry your country as a concubine. The ministers of your country obstructed it in every possible way, saying that the queen mother is ill and it is not appropriate to announce it."
"Eunuch Cao pretended to be the empress dowager and was discovered by the envoy. This will damage the friendship between the Izumo Kingdom and the Daming brothers!"
"Look at the Empress Dowager's enlightenment!"
Cheng Shifei walked up with Yunluo, looked at Cao Zhengchun, and said, "Eunuch Cao, you are so misbehaving, I will spank your ass tomorrow!"
The corners of Cao Zhengchun's mouth twitched, but since Karasuma and Princess Lixiu were here, he didn't dare to expose the pretense of right and wrong.
"The slave deserves death! The crime deserves death!"
"Come here, give Eunuch Cao a taste of the White Jade Parrot Pot from this palace!"
Cheng Shifei ordered.
The eunuch, who had been prepared for a long time, took out a urinal and handed it to Cao Zhengchun.
Cao Zhengchun was suffocated by the stench, and couldn't help but take a step back.
"Eunuch Cao, it's a rare reward from the Queen Mother!"
Princess Yunluo laughed heartily and said, "You are still thankful!"
"Could it be that you want to resist the edict and beheaded?" Cheng Shifei threatened.
"The slave dare not, the slave leads the order to thank you!"
Cao Zhengchun wanted to have a fit but didn't dare, so he had to admit it, took a sip from the urinal, and almost spat him out.
[Little boy Yang Guo: Eunuch Cao is a bit miserable! 】
[Dali Prince Duan Yu: More than just a tragic word! 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: Which fool pretended to be this Karasuma? It's too unprofessional. How dare the little Izumo country call Da Ming a brother?Dare to say that the princess is getting married? 】
[Four Eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: With just this sentence, Karasuma's head can be chopped off! 】
[Wudang Zhang Wuji: Karasuma caught the Queen Mother, he knew that the Queen Mother was a fake, I wonder if he would expose it as right and wrong? 】
……
Jiangfu.
"Cao Yigou really deserves what he deserves!"
Princess Yunluo couldn't help laughing and gloating when Cao Zhengchun was forced to drink the fine liquid in the urinal.
It's a pity that she may not have such an opportunity now.
"I wonder if I can handle Karasuma?"
Princess Yunluo and everyone mentioned it with one heart.
Only seen on the screen.
As the queen mother, Cheng Shifei wanted to give Princess Lixiu, the future daughter-in-law, a token.
Karasuma stepped forward to receive the token for Princess Lixiu, and took the opportunity to test out the truth.
Cheng Shifei was grabbed by Karasuma, and he quickly found a secret manual on his thigh - Huagong Dafa.
Karasuma absorbed a lot of power from being called right and wrong, and collapsed on the ground, so she had no choice but to ask Princess Lixiu to pick up the token in person.
Cheng Shifei asked Princess Lixiu to come forward.
"Princess Lixiu is really beautiful, I love the woman from Izumo Kingdom the most!"
Cheng Shifei's lsp nature was exposed, and he approached Princess Lixiu, Princess Yunluo stretched out his hand and twisted Cheng Shifei's back hard.
Cheng Shifei didn't dare to be presumptuous anymore, and proposed three tests.
The first test is to ask Princess Lixiu to embroider clothes.
The second test is to ask Princess Lixiu to wash the urinal.
The third test is to ask Princess Lixiu to massage the soles of his feet.
Princess Lixiu couldn't do it, so she had to follow suit, but she used kung fu to plot against Cheng Shifei when she massaged her, but Cheng Shifei used the method of transforming kung fu to resolve it.
At last.
Cheng Shifei bestowed a title on Princess Lixiu: "A Bird Flying Concubine!"
[The most vicious cloud crane: a bird flying Feifei?This title is awesome! 】
[Xiong Niangzi: Interesting!Cao Zhengchun and Princess Lixiu were teased miserably! 】
[Blood Knife Patriarch: This kid is a talent, a bird flying concubine?I don't know how he thought of it! 】
[Little young man Yang Guo: Now it's time to make it real, Cheng Shifei is a pig's foot, and the Queen Mother will definitely be rescued by Cheng Fei in the end! 】
[Wudang Zhang Wuji: Cheng Shifei got the ancient three-link skill at the beginning of the game, and also succeeded in handling the silly princess Baitian, so happy! 】
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Kou Zhong: You are also a pig's foot after all, hugging left and right, beautiful women like clouds.Hey, they are also punks, why is there such a big gap, woo woo! 】
……
The streets of Yangzhou.
Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling watched the live broadcast, thinking that they too would be taught by masters, soar to the sky from then on, eat meat, drink in big bowls, sleep with the most beautiful woman, and reach the pinnacle of life from then on.
They watched the live broadcast with envy.
on the screen.
After Karasuma and Princess Lixiu retreated, the emperor asked Yun Luocheng who was right and wrong?
Yun Luo casually pointed out that he is the "No. [-] Counterfeit Master in the World" in "No. [-] Village in the World", and he is best at impersonating others.
The emperor was dubious, and Shenhou and Haitang rushed to them, saying that they had never heard of a "No. [-] counterfeit master in the world" in the "No. [-] Villa in the World".
Shenhou decided to investigate who this so-called 'world's number one counterfeit master' who claimed to be an apprentice of Gu Santong was?
At this time, Cheng Shifei is still pretending to be the queen mother, domineering;
Shenhou came and asked him where is the ancient three links?
And it is necessary to punish right and wrong.
Princess Yunluo was worried about Cheng Shifei, so she taught Cheng Fei to take her as a hostage, and then fled.
After Cheng Shifei fled, Yunluo girl was worried about Cheng Shifei and was very worried, so she ordered Xiao Nu to find out his whereabouts, and found that the places he often haunted were 'gambling houses' and 'brothels'.
"What is a brothel?"
Yun Luo was a little puzzled.
"I've heard people say that a brothel is a place for literati to talk about state affairs and recite poems!"
"Recite poems to make right?"
Princess Yunluo pondered and said: "Cheng Shifei probably wouldn't go to a brothel, he's not like a literati!"
[Little boy Yang Guo: Hahaha, Cheng Shifei is indeed not a literati, but he often goes to brothels! 】
【Very evil Yun Zhonghe: Not only literati go to brothels, men like to go there, it's a place to sell newspapers! 】
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Kou Zhong: Young Master Ling, you are also a gangster, why is there such a big gap between us?We can't get enough to eat, Cheng Shifei not only went to the gambling house, but also went to the brothel?It's really enviable and jealous! 】
[The Saintess of the Yingui Sect, Houhou: There is no way, she is a pig's feet, but you are not! 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: It seems that the princess is going out of the palace again to find right and wrong, but luckily he didn't go to a brothel, otherwise it would be interesting! 】
……
Jiangfu.
"What the hell is a brothel?"
"A newspaper seller?"
Princess Yunluo was still in a daze at the moment, but from what everyone said, she knew that a brothel was not a good place.
But she still didn't know where it was.
"Brothels are places like brothels and Jiaofangsi. Men go there and spend money to have fun with the women inside..."
Princess Anning understood a little bit, and whispered in Princess Yunluo's ear.
"Ah... how disgusting..."
Princess Yunluo's pretty face blushed, and the picture of the brothel had already appeared in her mind.
And live broadcast.
Princess Yunluo left the palace and found Cheng right and wrong in the gambling house.
Cheng Shifei originally wanted to escape again, so as not to cause trouble;
But Yun Luo lured Cheng Shifei to help find the Queen Mother with 20 taels of profit. Cheng Shifei's eyes lit up, and he immediately agreed, and decided to investigate Karasuma and Princess Lixiu.
On the other hand, Shenhou also ordered Duan Tianya to investigate Karasuma.
Tianya and Cheng Shifei arrived at the post house at about the same time. Duan Tianya is good at ninjutsu and hides outside the station. Seeing Li Xiu scolding Karasuma, pointing him not to spoil her marriage, Karasuma is obedient.
Duan Tianya finds out that Cheng Shifei is also eavesdropping on the other side, but Karasuma has already discovered Cheng Shifei and comes out to pursue him.
Cheng Shifei fled to the yard, but seeing nowhere to go, he turned around and fought Karasuma;
Fortunately, Duan Tianya came out on the way, and Cheng Shifei took the opportunity to slip away. Karasuma and Duan Tianya fought, and their martial arts were as good as brothers.
Cheng Shifei ran away desperately, but unfortunately he met the drum array and the powerful warriors again in the back garden, and in the end he was doomed and was captured with nothing.
Duan Tianya managed to escape with ninjutsu.
Cheng Shifei was forced to confess by Karasuma, and he was stuffed into a jar like a cartilaginous man. Later, he found out that the queen mother was in the jar next to him. It turned out that Karasuma had arrested the queen mother!
The letter of credence of the king of Izumo has arrived, and Karasuma and Toshihide are about to enter the palace.
They have obtained images of Duan Tianya, Guihai Yidao and Haitang from nowhere, and Karasuma reminds Lixiu to be careful of these secret agents, especially Duan Tianya, because the other party is a ninja, and he is the strongest kind— —'Junin'.
Duan Tianya told Shenhou what he overheard in the posthouse, and Shenhou ordered Duan Tianya and Gui Hai to monitor Princess Lixiu.
Guihai never accepted Duan Tianya, thinking that he should be No. [-] in Tianzi, so he made a bet with him, whoever made great achievements in this mission will be No. [-] in Tianzi, and Duan Tianya agreed.
Cheng Shifei learned many secrets in the palace from the empress dowager, and the empress dowager thought she would die, and she didn't want to keep any secrets.
But the power of success is too high, and the injury will heal automatically after enough rest, but the limbs are dislocated, and the internal strength can't help, so I have to do it in a hurry.
In the middle of the night, Duan Tianya discovered that Princess Lixiu had walked out of the imperial garden and jumped off the lotus pond in an attempt to commit suicide. Duan Tianya rushed to save her, and Lixiu took the opportunity to stab Duan Tianya with a hairpin.
Duan Tianya helped Lixiu back to his room, and suddenly felt his whole body was soft and hot, it turned out that he had been hit by Lixiu's balm.
Lixiu tore off her clothes and shouted 'flower picker', and Dongchang Changwei rushed over.
Duan Tianya was poisoned by obscenity, and his whole body was hot. The guards of the East Factory captured Duan Tianya, but Duan Tianya couldn't argue with it.
Guihai saw it on the fence with a knife, and rushed to tell Shenhou.
Knowing that Duan Tianya had offended Li Xiu, the emperor was furious and wanted to execute Duan Tianya.
"Your Majesty, this servant has an idea!"
"Say!"
"Your Majesty, please hand him over to the slave."
Zhu Houzhao was a little puzzled when he heard this.
Cao Zhengchun said: "Isn't there a cleansing room in Dongchang, my servant? Duan Tianya violated the law of sex, so I just asked my servant to cleanse his body for him. After that..."
"Eunuch Cao, I didn't expect you to come up with such a good idea!"
Zhu Houzhao was very satisfied with this method: "It is indeed more uncomfortable to let him not be a man in the future than to kill him!"
"Then I will make him a man and woman!"
While speaking, Zhu Houzhao patted Cao Zhengchun on the shoulder.
The smile on Cao Zhengchun's face froze.
unmasculine things...
[Little boy Yang Guo: Haha, please ask Eunuch Cao's psychological shadow area at this moment! 】
[The most vicious Yun Zhonghe: It seems that Zhu Wushi's inner secret agent is not that powerful, and he was so easily plotted against! 】
[Xiong Niangzi: After all, Princess Lixiu is also considered a stunning beauty. Such a beauty committed suicide by jumping into the river. As a man, how could Duan Tianya hold back? 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: Duan Tianya was caught straight, even if he is a brave god, he can't protect him. The only hope is to expose the true face of Princess Lixiu. Only in this way can he be exonerated! 】
[Wudang Zhang Wuji: Duan Tianya should also be considered a pig's foot, and he will definitely be fine!But if it falls into the hands of Cao Zhengchun, he must suffer! 】
[Blood Knife Patriarch: Cao Zhengchun must be procrastinating in doing things, saying to cleanse Duan Tianya, but Duan Tianya must not be cleansed in the end! 】
……
Everyone stared at the live broadcast.
I want to see how Duan Tianya gets out of trouble.
on the screen.
Zhu Wushi came to plead for mercy, Cao Zhengchun fanned the flames, Zhu Houzhao was even more furious, and ordered Shenhou not to take care of this matter.
Shenhou had no choice but to retreat with Shangguan Haitang and Gui Hai. Shangguan Haitang was determined to save Duan Tianya, but Shenhou said that the king's order must not be violated, so he had to find a way.
Duan Tianya was tortured and forced to confess by Cao Zhengchun, who asked him to tell the secret of Hulong Mountain Villa. Duan Tianya refused and endured the pain. Remembering that Liu Shengxueji wanted to persevere and not give up before his death, Duan Tianya had no choice but to persevere.
Fortunately, after that, Gui Hai killed Duan Tianya with a single blow and rescued Duan Tianya.
Duan Tianya asked him why he did this, and Gui Hai pointed out that Duan Tianya was so defeated. He won the number one in Tianzi, and he was invincible. He must go back to the palace to find out the truth. .
On the other hand, Cheng Shifei took advantage of the guards of the Izumo Kingdom to feed them, and asked for a lot of water, forced the water out with internal strength, bounced back towards the wall, broke the jar, fell to the ground, and then sprayed a jet of internal force water on the ground, hitting himself. To the ceiling, smash the shoulder joints back into the socket, and then connect the joints of the legs to save the Queen Mother from the post house.
When he fled, he took away the bone powder, Midu powder and so on from the cabinet.
When Karasuma was ready to go, Cheng Shifei suddenly appeared provocatively. Karasuma chased and killed him, but he ran away instead of fighting.
In the end, he fled back to the dungeon, and the pot of melted bone meal on the door was all poured on Karasuma, and Karasuma's bones and flesh melted into water, leaving only the clothes.
Cheng Shifei happily left with the Queen Mother.
[Little boy Yang Guo: Cheng Zhengfei's operation is a bit embarrassing! 】
[Blood Knife Patriarch: The pig's feet are luck against the sky, so he turned against the wind and successfully rescued the mother-in-law and the queen mother. Now the son-in-law has no choice but to run away! 】
[The vicious Yun Zhonghe: Karasuma was awesome, but he died so miserably in the end, it's true that extreme joy begets sorrow! 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: When the queen mother returns to the palace, Princess Lixiu will be exposed, and Duan Tianya should be released too! 】
[Xiong Niangzi: If Cao Yigou had eunuched Duan Tianya that night, Duan Tianya would be a member of his East Factory. As expected, the villains like to wait for death! 】
……
Studio.
"Failed!"
When Cao Zhengchun saw the queen mother was rescued, he knew that Duan Tianya would definitely be released the next day, and he had no chance to eunuch her.
He should be eunuched directly.
Even directly killed Duan Tianya.
In this way, even if the truth comes out later, he can't be blamed, but Duan Tianya can only blame himself for being stupid.
It's a pity.
"You must remember this lesson in the future. Those people have the halo of pig feet, and they must be killed if they have the opportunity, otherwise they will be the ones who are unlucky!"
Cao Zhengchun secretly warned himself.
He continued watching the live broadcast.
on the screen.
Cao Zhengchun came to the palace to report the situation to the emperor.
"Duan Tianya, is that bastard cleansed?" Zhu Houzhao asked.
"Let him suffer some flesh and blood first, and cleanse him tomorrow!" Cao Zhengchun replied.
"Did Princess Lixiu be frightened that day?" Zhu Houzhao asked again.
"Li Xiu is the princess of the Izumo Kingdom. She must have been spoiled and spoiled. This fresh flower, when it first encounters a violent storm, will inevitably be a little frightened?" Cao Zhengchun said.
"I'm a little uneasy!"
Zhu Houzhao stood up, and said slowly: "I blamed Princess Lixiu by mistake, and guarded her so closely, but I never expected that my subordinates would take the opportunity to invade me. I really neglected the beauty!"
"Since the emperor has a heart of pity and tenderness, why don't you drive to Yuxiu Palace where Princess Lixiu lives, to express condolences and to show the emperor's benevolence!"
"The Qing family's words are just in line with what I want, and the decree is that I will go to Yuxiu Palace to visit the princess later."
"The slave leads the order!"
soon.
Zhu Houzhao came to Yuxiu Palace.
Princess Lixiu came out to greet her:
"Welcome to the Emperor!
"Be flat!"
"The emperor originally came to say Shen Shi, and Li Xiu wanted to take a shower and change clothes to welcome the emperor, but..."
Princess Lixiu hesitated.
"I just want to see Princess Lixiu sooner. It doesn't matter, you can just take a shower and change clothes, I will be here later!"
Zhu Houzhao laughed.
"Wouldn't that be neglecting the emperor!"
"I told you to take a bath, you just go."
"Then trouble the emperor to wait for a while, Lixiu will come out to accompany you immediately!"
Princess Lixiu turned and went into the room to take a bath.
Zhu Houzhao said to Cao Zhengchun, "The princess is so delicate and beautiful, how can she have a different heart?"
"Go and guard outside the palace!"
"The slave obeys the order!"
Cao Zhengchun and others left, and Zhu Houzhao went to Princess Lixiu's bedroom.
【Very evil Yun Zhonghe: Let go of that princess, let me do it! 】
[Blood Knife Ancestor: Let the ancestor come, you all line up! 】
[Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: It turns out that Zhu Houzhao's way of distinguishing people is to see if they are beautiful. As long as they are beautiful, they are good people! 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: I'm sure, the emperor will be assassinated later! 】
[Peach Blossom Island Huang Rong: Before Zhu Houzhao said that Lixiu was frightened, he came to comfort him, so he did it himself, this comfort is really good! 】
[Shaomin Princess Zhao Min: You can tell it's an LSP at first glance! 】
【Emperor Kublai Khan of the Great Yuan Dynasty: Even dying under a peony flower and being a ghost is also romantic! 】
……
Daming Palace.
"hateful!"
"Bastard!"
Zhu Houzhao looked embarrassed, his image was completely ruined this time.
wrong.
When Jiang Yuyan was there last time, it was already ruined once.
"Convex (Fuck Duck)!"
Zhu Houzhao felt very aggrieved, why did he always grab him. ,
There are so many emperors in Kyushu, why not mess with others?
At least get someone to accompany him, he doesn't feel so uncomfortable!
"I hope you don't make my death too ugly!"
Zhu Houzhao knew that Princess Lixiu most likely wanted to assassinate him, so if he went in alone, there would be more danger than luck.
Live streaming.
Zhu Houzhao walked into the bedroom, and Princess Lixiu took off her coat and walked into the bath.
Zhu Houzhao watched Princess Lixiu take a bath through the screen with squinting eyes.
The screen freezes.
[Question [-], what happened after Zhu Houzhao?How is Lee Soo? 】
【A. Zhu Houzhao was lingering with Princess Lixiu, and was controlled by Princess Lixiu's fascination. Cheng Shifei rushed to the queen mother with him, beat Princess Lixiu to death, and saved the emperor. 】
【B. Zhu Houzhao was in love with Princess Lixiu. Just when Lixiu was about to kill Zhu Houzhao, Duan Tianya came out, rescued Zhu Houzhao, and joined hands with Gui Hai to kill Lixiu. 】
[C. Lixiu made a sudden move to kill Zhu Houzhao. Duan Tianya rescued Zhu Houzhao, and then joined forces with Guihai to deal with Lixiu. When the three were in a stalemate, Cheng Shifei appeared and grabbed Lixiu's big bird to defeat him. Duan Tianya Yu Guihai took the opportunity to kill him. 】
[D. Lixiu made a sudden move to kill Zhu Houzhao, Duan Tianya rescued Zhu Houzhao, and then joined hands with Gui Hai to deal with Lixiu. When the three were in a stalemate, Cheng Shifei appeared and grabbed Lixiu Daniao, making him break the merits, and killing him kill. 】
……
(End of this chapter)
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