My master is invincible

Chapter 115 Twin Flowers (Twenty)

I don't know what was said on the other end of the phone, but I saw Liu Qi's complexion turned red suddenly, and he hesitated: "Wang...Wang...Mayor, can we not do this?"

I was a little puzzled, what did Mayor Wang say to make the head of a dignified police station look like this and stutter?
After waiting at the spot for about seven or eight seconds, he walked over with a bitter face and said, "Use my name to hold the funeral, let me explain first that this funeral is only held in my name, not as a filial son. .”

Only now did I understand why Liu Qi's face changed so quickly.According to the customs of funerals, whoever holds the funeral will be inferior to the deceased in terms of seniority, and to put it bluntly, it is to act as a son for the deceased.

Generally, when villages collect money to hold funerals, they do so in the name of the village head.But this time, the town government paid a large amount of money, so I had to go through them first, so I asked Liu Qi for his opinion first.

I suppressed a smile and nodded towards Liu Qi.I don't really care in whose name the funeral is held, as long as someone comes out to give a red envelope or something, it's not greedy for money, but etiquette cannot be broken, even if there is a penny in the red envelope, it is also a kind of etiquette.

Now that the main house is in place, it can be prepared for encoffining.However, most things like encoffining are during the day, and encoffining at night will bring part of the yin into the coffin, which will breed the resentment of the deceased, especially for such people who died in vain, and it is even more taboo to encoffin at night.

As far as the current situation is concerned, the deceased can only be allowed to rest on the side of the road for one night, and be carried back to the village in the early morning of the next day before discussing the matter of encoffining. I asked Liu Qi, "How far is Hehua Village from here?"

He pointed to not far away, and said, "Follow this road and go straight for one kilometer, and you will see Hehua Village."

I asked him again, "Where do I put the coffin I bought?"

He sighed and said angrily: "Don't mention it, it will make me angry. I asked the Eight Immortals of our town to carry the corpse back last night. I didn't know that they would not go to the corner of the mountain to carry the corpse. But in Hehua Village The villagers thought that the corpse would be carried back last night. They had already built a mourning hall at the entrance of the village and waited for the corpse to go back. However, they found that the mourning hall was still empty and the coffin was placed outside the mourning hall. The villagers in Hehua Village were very familiar with the empty mourning hall It is said that bad luck will bring disaster, and some unscrupulous people are already preparing to attack the mourning hall. Fortunately, our police station knew the news in advance and sent seven or eight police officers to guard there."

Hearing his words, I was a little taken aback, Empty Soul Hall, waiting for a corpse?Ma De, these Eight Immortals are really not human. The villagers' mourning hall has been built, but they let the mourning hall be empty because of fear.

This empty mourning hall is a big taboo, if it is not done well, a villager in Hehua Village will be killed, and it is a bad omen for a new deceased to fill that empty mourning hall.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Liu Qi asked me: "Chen Baxian, is there something wrong?"

With a sullen face, I said, "It's not just wrong, it's going to kill people. You should call Hehua Village quickly and ask them if anything happened!"

He took out his mobile phone and made a call. A few seconds later, he said to me: "It's calm, nothing happened!"

I scolded the Eighteenth Generation of the Eight Immortals in Liuyang Town in my heart, and said angrily: "There is nothing wrong now, and something may happen later, you two are guarding the corpse of Liu Jianping's family here, every half an hour , burn some yellow paper on the side of the road, I'm going to visit Lotus Village immediately."

After speaking, regardless of whether they agreed or not, he ran towards the direction of Hehua Village with a flashlight.While running, I took out my mobile phone and called Lao Wang, asking him to rent a motorcycle and come to Hehua Village overnight.

Lao Wang is very dedicated to the Eight Immortals industry, not to mention it is only before 12 o'clock, even if it is three o'clock in the middle of the night, as long as he hears that there is a need for the Eight Immortals, he will rush over immediately, not for money, but for the industry. respect.

After calling Lao Wang, I called Yang Yan again, my words were very simple, I told him: "Yang Yan, I have a 'violent' calamity on my back, I am worried that something will happen in this funeral , I need a doctor who can carry coffins, you go to Hehua Village, Liuyang Town overnight, and when you are done, go to the county town to see my girlfriend's illness."

Without saying a word, he immediately agreed to drive down immediately.To be honest, I was a little touched by his behavior.

However, I didn't have time to think so much, so I hung up the phone and ran towards the lotus village as soon as I ran away. If I was a second late, it might cause a life to die unjustly.Since I have accepted this funeral, I will absolutely not allow unjust death.

After running for about eight or nine minutes, a village appeared in front of me, with about twenty houses, most of which were red brick houses, with only a few small earthen houses. As far as the overall economy is concerned, this village is quite good.

A lonely mourning hall at the entrance of the village stands there, with two black lacquered coffins on the side. It looks very strange to me, as if there is an ominous atmosphere above the mourning hall and the coffins, which is slowly spreading into the village.

I accelerated my feet, ran to the entrance of the village, stopped, took a few deep breaths to calm down my breathing, and walked into the mourning hall.

The space in the mourning hall is not very large, about seven or eight square meters, and the inside is empty. Seven or eight police officers stand on the left side of the mourning hall, with a cigarette in their mouths, and the smoke in the mourning hall is lingering.

When they saw me go in, they were stunned for a moment, and a fat policeman came over, pushed me on the shoulder, and cursed: "His mother's, our director said, anyone who dares to destroy the mourning hall will be killed tomorrow." The coffin is buried under someone’s bed, your mother’s, you can’t understand human language, right? Get out of here quickly, or I’ll cut you a troublemaker.”

I was stunned by his scolding, this guy actually thought I was coming to the mourning hall and was about to explain, when another thinner policeman came over, he took advantage of my inattention and hugged my arms tightly, He said to the fat policeman, "Wang Tiezhu, why are you talking so much nonsense to these thugs? Just throw it out."

The policeman named Wang Tiezhu gave a strange laugh when he heard this, bent down and hugged my feet, and lifted me up, cursing and saying: "There are so many troublemakers in Hehua Village, his mother beat him away five times." There are six groups of people, and there are still people who are not afraid of death to come to the mourning hall."

I was a little angry, Ma De, and ran to Hehua Village in a hurry, and I was treated like this by two stupid coins. , I’m here for the funeral, you two are idiots, let me down quickly.”

"Yo ho! Now those who do funerals dare to call me Lao Tzu in front of the police. They have become fatter and bigger!" Wang Tiezhu screamed strangely, grabbed my legs suddenly, and walked towards the door, mouthing He yelled, "One, two, three, throw it far away."

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