My master is invincible

Chapter 116 Twin Flowers (21)

Wang Tiezhu and the others carried me and were about to throw it away. I grabbed the thin policeman's collar and held it tightly. The two of them shook it hard, and I leaned forward a little to tighten the collar. It was not thrown out by them.

This time, I was completely furious. After stabilizing my body, I turned around, raised my hand and punched the skinny policeman in the face, and cursed angrily, "Master Draft, I'll see how Liu Qi will deal with you later."

I was afraid that they would surround me and beat me, so I quickly took out my mobile phone, dialed Liu Qi's number, put the phone on speakerphone, and said angrily, "Liu Qi, why are you the director of the department, encouraging your subordinates to murder ordinary people, right?"

"What's wrong?" The other end of the phone asked quickly.

"Ma De, your subordinates threw me out of the mourning hall, are you fucking trying to kill the villagers of Hehua Village?" I couldn't suppress the anger in my heart, and yelled at the phone.

"Fuck, his mother, who dares to touch you!" There was a rage on the other end of the phone, which made my ears temporarily deaf.

As Liu Qi's words fell, I raised my eyes and took a look at the seven or eight police officers. They were all like beaten eggplants, especially the two police officers who were about to throw me just now, standing with trembling legs. That.Presumably Liu Qi has a lot of prestige in the hearts of these police officers, otherwise they wouldn't be afraid of this.

I hung up the phone, wanting to slap each of them in the face to relieve my anger.However, considering that I came to Hehua Village to do business and I will need their help later, I suppressed the bad breath in my heart, glared at them, and said angrily: "Hurry up and find Sijou stool, and carry the coffin in."

When they heard my words, they laughed very brightly. Wang Tiezhu was the happiest among them. Two, two on the right, the distance between them is not very large, about one meter.

Afterwards, several of them carried the coffin to the mourning hall and placed it on a wooden bench. Originally, the mourning hall was not very spacious, but after two coffins were stuffed in, the mourning hall seemed a bit crowded in an instant.

I waved at them to signal them to go out. Fortunately, they felt that they owed me, so they didn't say anything nonsense, and a few of them walked out shoulder to shoulder.

Looking at their backs, I felt a burst of emotion in my heart. This is society. Some people can solve things that most people can't do in a lifetime. If Liu Qi hadn't yelled on the phone, how could this group of living Bodhisattvas be so easy to talk to.

Shaking off the bad emotions in my heart, I straightened my expression and tidied up my clothes. Except for a faint smell of corpses, other aspects were normal, so I planned to do some "dao things" in the mourning hall.

I first made three bows to the two coffins, then found some yellow paper and burned it in front of the coffins, and said in my mouth: "The mourning hall is empty, the mourning hall is empty, the mourning hall is empty, the living people come, the living people come, the mourning hall is full, the mourning hall is full." Ah, the mourning hall is full, the full mourning hall does not accept people."

After reading these words, I lit eight pieces of yellow paper, and burned two sheets in each of the four directions of the mourning hall, and I would read the words just now.

After burning the yellow paper, I found half a stick of fragrance. Some people may ask, what is the matter with half a stick of fragrance?

This half column of fragrance is a bit delicate, you need to exhale at the whole column of fragrance first, and then break off at two-thirds of the column.As for "folding", there is also particularity, it must be broken once, not twice or more, otherwise it needs to be replaced with another fragrance.

As far as the fragrant wood is concerned, it is a bit like bamboo slices, and it is not so easy to fold. Sometimes even if it is broken, there will be some entanglements.

I walked to the middle of the two coffins with a half-column, and looked around. According to the tradition of men left and women right, Liu Jianping's body must be placed on the left side when encoffined tomorrow, so I inserted the half-column of incense on the ground, slightly to the left Pour some, as a way of showing respect for the dead.

I can’t say what effect this half stick of fragrance has, I just follow the instructions in the funeral scriptures. The funeral scriptures say that half a stick of fragrance can change the aura in the mourning hall, making life more powerful than death. It can suppress the bad luck brought by the mourning hall.

Some things are like that, never know what it's for.However, many people still use it, just like every year and festival. Everyone says they don’t believe in superstition, but everyone will offer incense to respect their ancestors. If you ask them why they use fragrance to respect their ancestors, they can’t answer, at most one sentence , everyone does it.

After finishing all these tasks, I shouted outside the mourning hall, "Wang Tiezhu, come in."

He walked in with a smile on his face, saw half a stick of fragrance stuck between the two coffins, frowned, and asked me, "What's the matter?"

I said: "These two empty coffins must not be placed in the mourning hall. We need to find two living people to sleep in for a night. Otherwise, people in Hehua Village may die, or two more people will die. In my opinion, we The two of you will sleep in this coffin for one night, and the other police officers will watch over you, what do you want?"

After saying this, his face darkened, seeing that he was unwilling to sleep in the coffin, I changed my tone and continued: "Of course, if you don't agree, I can call Director Liu and ask him to order you Sleeping in a coffin. In this way, the situation is different. Not only will you not receive credit, but you will also be scolded when Director Liu comes over tomorrow. Now that you agree to sleep in a coffin, it means that you take the initiative to solve problems for the leader. Glad to promote you as a deputy director."

"Really?" he asked me.

I nodded and said solemnly: "Of course it is true. As a subordinate, as long as you are happy with the leader's ass, do you still worry about your future?"

"That's true. Before I came to the police station, my mother specially greeted me and asked me to hold the leader's ass well so that I will be successful in the future." He was stunned for a while, and finally threw out such a sentence.

I wanted to laugh, but I held back, pointed to the coffin on the right, and said, "You sleep in that coffin, if it feels wrong, just put the yellow paper on your chest."

As I was talking, I handed him a stack of yellow paper. To tell the truth, sleeping in a coffin is not a good thing. It is said that it will affect people’s fortune in the next three years. As for guiding in a good direction, it is still a bad thing. Direction guidance, which depends on the virtues accumulated in one's ancestors.

He nodded, and after thinking for a while, he asked me, "Can I just lie in there and not sleep?"

"Okay, as long as you lie in it and don't leave the coffin empty, you don't need to worry about other things." I explained to him, and asked the police outside to come in and help, and got me and Wang Tiezhu into the coffin.

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