My master is invincible

Chapter 120 Twin Flowers (25)

After finding out the truth of the matter, Fatty Guo and the others dragged me away, refusing to let me bury Liu Jianping, saying that I was too tired and not suitable, and asked Yang Yan to pick up Qingxuanzi to help.

I'm a little angry, I've told them clearly before, if this goes on, this funeral may encounter more strange things, not to mention that this funeral is related to Cheng Xiaocheng's illness, can I stand?
They pushed and dragged me to the door of the mourning hall, and I said angrily: "Let go of me, who dares to stop me, don't blame me Chen Jiu, turn your face and deny anyone." I said this a bit cruelly, but, in front of the profession , I have always had this kind of character, sometimes because of this character, friends turned against each other, of course, these things happened to me later.

"Okay, don't talk about it, my ninth brother has such a personality. He will definitely do what he decides to do, and no one can stop him." Fatty Guo opened Chen Tiannan's and Yang Yan's hands and let him I stand there alone.

I lifted my leg and walked three steps, my whole body felt as if thousands of embroidery needles had been pierced into my flesh at the same time, I couldn't help but take a step back in pain, took a deep breath, turned to look at Yang Yan, and asked if he had anything Can relieve pain.

He hesitated for a while, then spoke slowly, and said: "You said on the phone that something will happen this time. I brought a lot of medicines, including a medicine called lidocaine, which can anesthetize your local area. After the anesthesia, the pain will go away. It is greatly reduced or even not, but each time is only 2 hours old, and the pain will come back after that. You must be anesthetized every two hours. In addition, after anesthesia, your body will lose consciousness, and you can't distinguish between hot and cold. Even if your body is on fire, you still don't feel the slightest bit, Brother Jiu, it's just a funeral, do you really want to fight like this? It will hurt your body a lot!"

I gave up and said, "Every funeral, I will do my best, and there will be no mistakes. Give me some lidocaine injections!"

As I said that, I stretched out my arm. Doctors are sometimes good at this. No matter what time they are, they always have syringes and medicines on them. When Yang Yan saw me stretching out my hand, he gave a wry smile and took out a bottle of tiny doses of medicine. Syringe, put some lidocaine in my arm.

About 10 minutes later, although the pain in the whole body has not completely disappeared, but it is much better than before. I didn't say anything, and I asked Liu Qi to go to the village to ask for Liu Jianping's family's birthday.

He said: "The village has prepared these things a long time ago. Well, here they are! It's just that the little girl doesn't have a horoscope for her birthday. According to our custom, just find a mat to wrap it in, dig a hole and bury it."

Regarding this custom, I was quite helpless, but there was nothing I could do. I took the paper that Liu Qi handed over, and took a general look at it.

I asked Fatty Guo and the three of them to fiddle with the little girl's corpse. How could I know that when Yang Yan heard that there was a corpse to fiddle with, he gave a shout of joy, took Fatty Guo and Chen Tiannan by the arms, and walked towards the entrance of the village where the corpse was placed. He yelled: "Brothers, let me show you what a doctor is today."

Looking at their backs, I was also drunk, and I was still a sick person. When I heard the corpse, I even forgot the identity of the doctor.

At this time, Liu Qi pushed behind me and asked suspiciously: "Chen Baxian, the people in our police station are very taboo about ghosts and gods. Those few good-for-nothings are spreading rumors early in the morning, saying that the mourning hall is haunted." .Although your explanation is reasonable, but I know the courage of those police officers, see if this works, let them go back to the police station first, and I will stay!"

I took a look at him. I didn't expect that Liu Qi would be so concerned about his subordinates while running the train with his mouth full. This made me admire him. Anyway, it's useless for those police officers to stay here, so I said to him: " OK, let them go first!"

Afterwards, the two of us discussed about encoffining. I asked him to prepare more red envelopes. When he needed red envelopes, he would send them to me. The size of the red envelopes was according to the wishes of the police station.

After telling Liu Qi some things to pay attention to, I called Lao Wang and Gao Lao over and asked them to help with the coffin later. After all, the corpse must be put together as best as possible. I am a sick person. I can't handle these things alone.

The two of them didn't agree directly, but looked at each other, Lao Wang said, "Jiu Yazi, I don't know if I should tell you something."

I froze for a moment, and asked him, "What are you talking about, just say it."

"According to the rules of our Eight Immortals, it is not in line with the rules to come to other towns for funerals, and we must obtain the consent of the Eight Immortals in this area. Otherwise, we are robbing business. When the time comes, those Eight Immortals will make things difficult for us, and we may not be able to get out. Liuyang Town." Old Wang explained to me.

Before I could open my mouth, Liu Qi got angry first. He said, "What kind of rules is this? If they don't accept funerals, other eight immortals are not allowed to accept them? Which of the eight immortals in our Liuyang Town dares to say such a thing, I will lock him up tomorrow. Go inside."

Lao Wang sighed and said: "Director Liu, you don't know something. Although there are only a few people in our Eight Immortals business, there are too many rules to die. If the old scholar hadn't told me in a dream that Jiuyazi was in danger, The old man really doesn't want to go to other towns to carry the coffin, and he doesn't want to be scolded by people pointing at his spine when he is in his 50s, which is unreasonable."

After finishing speaking, Lao Wang stared at me and said, "Jiu Yazi, although you are very famous in our Dongxing Town, but in Liuyang Town, you have no foundation. If you really hold this funeral, this land The Eight Immortals will not let you go to Liuyang Town. If you are a bit grumpy, you may come to make trouble during the funeral. You must know that Liu Jianping is an extinct man, and his family has no descendants to support him. Those Eight Immortals are unscrupulous. It’s good to think about it carefully. If you have to do it, it’s best to call the Eight Immortals in Liuyang Town first and ask them what they think. If they don’t want to do it, let you do it, so we won’t be unreasonable.”

What Lao Wang said is not unreasonable. Our Eight Immortals are like this. This does not mean that there are many rules, but that the source of income in the countryside is only a little bit. If the Eight Immortals in every place are running around, then other The Eight Immortals have no way out.As the Eight Immortals, to put it bluntly, who doesn't look forward to the dead every day, and only when the dead have a source of income.

I nodded to Lao Wang and said, "Okay, I'll call the Eight Immortals here, and it's considered a pier."

(End of this chapter)