My master is invincible

Chapter 121 Twin Flowers (26)

I asked Liu Qi for a phone number, and he said that the owner of this number was Chen Daosheng, the most famous Eight Immortals in Liuyang Town. Carried halfway, and then asked the owner to add red envelopes, known as Chen Baxian, nicknamed Chen Papi.

I am a little dumbfounded, this person actually has the same name as me.However, in terms of personality, they are quite different, at least I can't do that immoral thing, but, because I am in his territory, I still have to make this call.

I took out my mobile phone and called him. The phone rang for a long time, and an impatient voice said, "Who is it?"

I hurriedly said, "Hello, I am the Eight Immortals of Dongxing Town. I was invited by Director Liu Qi to come to Hehua Village of Liuyang Town to handle the funeral of Liu Jianping's family of three. I would like to ask you to visit the pier. What do you want?"

The main reason why I was so polite to him was because I crossed the line, trying to be as polite as possible in terms of tone.

Unexpectedly, the other end of the phone hung up the phone without saying anything. I was a little taken aback, and asked Lao Wang suspiciously, "What does he mean?"

Old Wang said with a sullen face, "It's very obvious what he means, he just doesn't want us to get involved in this matter, Jiu Yazi, let's go! It's not good to break the rules!"

If it was an ordinary funeral, I might have listened to Lao Wang and walked away and let them handle the funeral.But the problem now is that this is not an ordinary funeral at all, and more importantly, it involves Cheng Xiaocheng.

"I want to stay and finish the funeral." I told Lao Wang my determination.

"We can't fight Chen Papi and them. This is their territory. I discussed it with Old Wang for a while. We can't do this funeral. Once we do it, we will completely fall out with the Eight Immortals of Liuyang Town. Old Wang That sentence is very correct, whether we can get out of Liuyang Town is unknown." Gao Lao interjected from the side.

Liu Qi had been standing by the side and listening. When he heard Gao Lao's words, he took out his pistol, raised it in his hand, and said, "What are you arguing about? I invite you to come to the funeral. He Chen Papi dared to make a fuss, so I shot him dead." As he said that, he made a motion to shoot.

"Director Liu, there is really nothing we can do about this funeral..." Before Old Wang finished speaking, Liu Qi gave up and said, "How can I not know about your Eight Immortals' nonsense, Hengyang Balcony has reported it several times , that is put in another place, in Liuyang Town, I, Liu Qi, have the final say."

After finishing speaking, Liu Qi looked at me and asked, "Chen Baxian, I'll help you with other matters. Tell me, do you want to do this funeral or not?"

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The voices of Lao Wang and Gao Lao sounded at the same time, I hesitated for a while, and said: "Damn, Chen Papi and they didn't want to accept it, so I stepped in. It's not a business grab, and we didn't make any mistakes. The big deal is that when carrying the coffin, Give them a few places. Everyone is not allowed to do funerals that they don't do? Do you want the dead to lie in the mourning hall for the rest of their lives?"

After Liu Qi heard this, he patted my shoulder and said with a smile: "Boy, I admire you very much. The candidate recommended by Lang Gao is indeed right. I thought you were timid and would run away in battle! "

Lao Wang and the others saw that I agreed to come down, shook their heads with wry smiles, and said nothing. I walked up to them, gave each of them a cigarette, and said, "Old Wang, Mr. Gao, I know you The two think we are unreasonable, and think that I can't accept this funeral. But I have my own bottom line in life. Because Chen Papi and the others were afraid of carrying the corpse, they let the mourning hall empty for a day and a half, and almost killed the villagers of Hehua Village. If it is true Let them do this funeral, I'm afraid there will be a lot of strange things, we are the Eight Immortals, we can't stick to the rules, we must be worthy of the dead!"

After saying this, I took a look at them, and continued: "You two go back to Dongxing Town or stay here to help? No matter what you choose, you are my elders, Chen Jiu."

They were stunned for a while, Lao Wang lit a cigarette, took a few deep breaths, exchanged a look with Gao Lao, and said: "Just do it, anyway, it's an old bone and a thick skin, it's not bad !"

Afterwards, the few of us chatted a few words casually, waved away the unhappiness in our hearts, and focused all our minds on the funeral.

About seven or eight minutes later, we cleaned up the mourning hall with a broom, rinsed it again with warm water, and made the mourning hall as clean as new.

Then, we went to move the bodies of Liu Jianping and his wife. As for the body of the little girl, it was carried away by Fatty Guo and the three of them. As for where it was buried, I have no interest in knowing.After all, children's corpses are generally not taken seriously, as long as they are buried, some yellow paper and candle ingots are burned.

After the bodies of Liu Jianping and his wife were brought in, several villagers from Hehua Village came to help. One of them was the village chief, who expressed his gratitude to us, and then got busy in the mourning hall.

After busying for a while, some preparatory work was almost finished. I sprinkled some charcoal ashes on the bottom of the two coffins to make it absorb the resentment of the dead. The effect of this charcoal ashes is better than that of wood ash. They are all used in the coffins of those who died in vain.

Afterwards, I sprinkled some yellow paper on it, adding up to 108 sheets, and spread a golden [color] quilt on top of the yellow paper, and then put the body of Liu Jianping's wife in the coffin on the right.

Liu Jianping's corpse was in some trouble. I asked Lao Wang and the others to help, first carried his body in, and then put his limbs on the corpse as they were before.I also reorganized the intestines in his abdomen, stuffed them into his stomach, and tore off the white cloth tied around his neck, for fear of breaking his head, I asked Lao Wang and the others to hold the deceased's body Head, I'm afraid he will break it.

After putting the dead body into the coffin, it seemed very simple, but in fact, I was so tired that I was already sweating profusely. The sweat seeped into my wound, and my whole body was painful and itchy.However, in order for the funeral to proceed smoothly, I gritted my teeth and persisted.

Just after the burial, Lao Wang gave me a worried look and said, "Jiu Yazi, Liu Jianping's family died so badly, I'm afraid it will be difficult to deal with the Taoist affairs later, you are injured, let me talk to Gao Lao Let’s do it, you’re chanting on the sidelines, do you think it’s okay?”

I shook my head and said: "I'm afraid you can't do this person who died in vain. If you are not careful, you will fall into the way of the dead. If something happens to you, why should I go back and explain to Aunt Wang? You should still tell Gao Lao and the others." , let’s dig two tombs first. If there are not enough people, you can ask the villagers of Hehua Village to help. After digging two tombs before [-]:[-] p.m., I will calculate their wages for two days. Let's discuss it again."

(End of this chapter)