My master is invincible

Chapter 122 Twin Flowers (27)

After hearing this, Lao Wang didn’t say anything more. He had done many funerals with me, and he knew my temper well, so he said to me: “That’s fine, when you are doing Taoist affairs, be careful and beware of Chen’s pickpocketing. Their group of Eight Immortals came to make trouble, otherwise, when the time comes, they will not only offend the dead, but also put themselves in it."

After finishing speaking, Lao Wang asked the village head to take them to dig the tomb, and gave me some instructions before leaving.

After they left, I walked out of the mourning hall and took a look. The entrance of the mourning hall was an open space of more than 100 square meters, covered with some cement, which should be used for drying rice during the busy farming season.

As far as Liu Jianping's funeral is concerned, I don't plan to follow the traditional funeral, but use the method of "Naihe Bridge" to save the deceased, alleviate his sins during his lifetime, and allow him to reincarnate as soon as possible.

Crossing the Naihe Bridge requires a large space, and the concrete floor in front of you is just right. Some people will definitely ask, isn’t there a Naihe Bridge in the underworld?Then I can only tell you, you will know after reading the following.

I told Liu Qi about my crossing of the Naihe Bridge, and he neither objected nor supported it, so he said, "You can do whatever you want, I don't understand this."

To be honest, I don't really want to use the ceremony of Naihe Bridge to hold funerals. The process is extremely complicated and there are many things to pay attention to. If the deceased is unwilling to pass, many strange things will happen.

However, in the current situation, there is no other way except Naihe Bridge. If the traditional funeral is used, Liu Jianping has no descendants. To open the way, many relatives and relatives will follow the Taoist priest to go around the ashram. Even if it is in vain, it will only deepen the resentment.

Thinking of this, I asked Liu Qi to help borrow thirteen Eight Immortals tables and put them on the ground, while I went to find a suit of black clothes, mainly the white gauze I was wearing. Host, it's definitely not okay to dress like this.

After borrowing a suit of black clothes in Hehua Village, I cut off the collar on the top of the clothes because the funeral of the unjustly dead cannot have a collar.As for the reason, this collar is like a rope. Wearing clothes with a collar for funerals is said to make the deceased uncomfortable in the underworld, as if being pulled by the neck by a rope.

After finishing the clothes, I burned some yellow paper in the mourning hall, and placed a wooden stool on the left side of Liu Jianping’s coffin, and placed three eggs on the wooden stool. On the edge of the wooden bench, if there is a slight disturbance, the egg will hit the ground.

The purpose of putting eggs is to prevent the soul of the deceased from running around in the mourning hall if he does not want to cross the bridge of Naihe. These three eggs can calm the dead.

Of course, ordinary eggs are not acceptable. This kind of eggs must be born by black hens. Fortunately, there is a family in Hehua Village. I only borrowed three eggs.

After laying out the eggs, I took a kitchen knife and placed it on the right side of the coffin of the deceased. The function of this kitchen knife is to ward off evil spirits, so it could have been omitted.However, thinking that the deceased had bumped into and killed someone before he was alive, he was afraid that the ghost of that person would come to take revenge, so he put the kitchen knife and thought about things more carefully, there must be nothing wrong.

As for the coffin of the deceased's wife, I also took some measures, sprinkled some white lime under her coffin, and drew a symbol of * on the white lime to suppress her evil spirit.

For the same two coffins, I used different measures. The reason is very simple. The protagonist of this funeral is Liu Jianping. As long as he is dealt with, this funeral will basically end perfectly.

After finishing all this, I made three bows to the two coffins, lit some candles and ingots, inserted them around the coffins, and lit a firecracker, which was the prelude to the funeral.

I have to say that the villagers in Hehua Village are more united in the funeral. When I walked out of the mourning hall, there were not only thirteen tables for the Eight Immortals, but also a dozen people who came to help. When they arrived at me, they collectively thanked me, saying what, my bodhisattva heart will accept this funeral.

These words made me very depressed. The main reason why I accepted this funeral was definitely not because of my good conscience, but because of Cheng Xiaocheng's affairs, which made me have something to do with this funeral.Otherwise, at this price, I would not pay for it, not to mention that the deceased had hit and killed someone before his death. I hate those hit-and-run victims the most in my life, and I will never feel pity for the deceased.

However, thinking this way in my heart, I still have to do superficial work, otherwise they will chill their hearts. I cupped my hands at them and said, "It should be, it should be."

At this time, Liu Qi came over, and he asked me how to build the Naihe Bridge. I said: "First, use six Eight Immortals tables to bridge a Naihe Bridge, and put three Eight Immortals tables on the bottom, and two Eight Immortals tables on the second floor. The first floor is an Eight Immortals table, and two dustpans are tied to the left and right sides of the Eight Immortals table on the third floor."

"Is the orientation important?" Liu Qi handed me a cigarette and asked suspiciously.

I took the cigarette, nodded, and said, "For the two dustpans on the top to be aligned with Liu Jianping's coffin, you need to pull a 27-meter-long white cloth from the end of the coffin to cover the entire Naihe Bridge Wrap it in a white cloth."

"Is that all right?" He seemed not to believe me.

I didn't explain it to him, so I said, "Build Naihe first, and then you can watch the rest. By the way, Director Liu, crossing the Naihe bridge is not a joke. The evil spirit is very strong. If Chen Papi and the others come to make trouble at this time, not only will something happen to me, I am afraid that the whole lotus village will have an accident. In my opinion, you'd better let the previous police come back and stand guard at the intersection of the village. Even if Chen Papi and the others come, those The police can also pester them for a while."

"Fuck, Chen Baxian, you don't believe me, do you? I'm definitely not jealous of the gun in my hand. If they dare to make trouble, I'll beat Chen up." He said arrogantly.

I was a little helpless, and said, "Director Liu, can we stop bragging? If someone comes to make trouble, you will beat him up? Do you believe this?"

He smiled awkwardly, and said: "Okay, you just have to take care of your funeral, you don't need to worry about Chen's pickpocketing. I am not like Lang Gao in Liuyang Town. I was afraid of shrews. Afraid of discipline, she looks like a bitch. A word from Lao Tzu is sometimes more effective than the words of Mayor Wang. Even if the county magistrate goes to the countryside for inspection, he will give me a kind smile when he sees me. Let me tell you, The last time someone came from the province..."

Hearing that he was blowing more and more outrageous, I hurriedly gave up and said, "I don't care how good you are, as long as you don't let Chen pick up the skin and make trouble."

(End of this chapter)