My master is invincible

Chapter 126 Twin Flowers (31)

After Old Wang and Fatty Guo left, I took Yang Yan to the mourning hall, and I stopped Liu Qi from following to the mourning hall. I arranged for him to guard at the entrance of the village in case Chen Papi led a group of eight immortals to make trouble.At first, he disagreed desperately, saying that his name was a signboard in Liuyang Town, and as long as Chen Papi knew he was here, he would not dare to come.

I persuaded him for a long time before I persuaded this living Bodhisattva to the entrance of the village. I was afraid that he would not care about the seriousness of the matter, so I called Lang Gao and told him all the seriousness of the matter, and told him to warn Liu Qi.

After arriving at the mourning hall, I asked Yang Yan to kowtow to Liu Jianping and his wife a few times, and burn some yellow paper, which is a little token of my heart!
Afterwards, I looked around in the mourning hall, and everything was the same as before, without any change. I breathed a sigh of relief, picked up Liu Jianping's shadow from the side, put it at the end of the coffin, and found a piece of bamboo , Drenched with ink from head to tail, one end is connected to the coffin, and the other end is followed by the shadow, which plays the role of a soul transition.

It is rumored that bamboo pieces are necessary for crossing the Naihe Bridge. In real life, bamboo can cross water, and the customs of the underworld are mostly based on the customs of the underworld. Who knows the specifics?After all, few people who have died have ever returned to Yangjian. Even if they returned to Yangjian, how many people would believe what that person said?At most, the man had a dream.

After finishing the bamboo slices, I lit three pieces of yellow paper and swept them on the ink-smeared bamboo slices. This trick was to expel the stale air from the bamboo slices, so that the soul of the dead could easily possess the shadow.

Immediately afterwards, I chanted some spells in my mouth, finally took a sip of water, and sprayed it towards the shadow.

When the mouthful of clear water was sprayed out, the temperature in the mourning hall immediately dropped a bit. I could clearly feel that something was wrong around my body. I couldn't say what it was. It was just a feeling.

I don’t panic either. The Eight Immortals who have worked for such a long time understand more or less. If some things cannot be seen, it doesn’t mean they don’t exist. The Eight Immortals, give him a good ride. This has been passed down from China for thousands of years, and it has penetrated into the bones of the Chinese people. It is not something that can be forgotten with a more developed society.

I waited in place for about 3 minutes, burned some yellow paper at the end of the coffin, and then stretched out my hand to carry the shadow behind my back. It was very light, just like a normal scarecrow.

At this time, Yang Yan came over and said, "Ninth brother, it's not good to carry it like this. You are injured. Holding the shadow behind your back with your hands for a long time will cause muscle convulsions. Why don't you tie it to your body with a rope?" ?”

I thought about it, if other things were used to tie the shadow to the body, it would cause discomfort to the soul of the deceased, but hemp rope seemed to be the only one that could do it.I said to him not very sure: "Find a hemp rope and try it. If the weight of the shadow does not change, use the hemp rope to tie it behind me."

He nodded, turned around and left, and came back after a while, holding a hemp rope in his hand, with a thick little finger.

He sized me up and said, "Brother Nine, do you want to tie me up?"

I said 'hmm', and said something in my heart, this is the first time I have crossed the Naihe Bridge with my back. I don't understand many things very well, so I can only try it out. Reason, etiquette. (The descendants are all present, and the one who crosses the bridge with his back is the eldest son of the deceased.)
He tied the shadow to me with a hemp rope and asked me, "How does it feel? Has the shadow gotten heavier?"

I shook my back, nothing changed, just as light as before.I pulled my arm back from behind the shadow, but just now, my arm became very heavy. If I was conscious, I should be sore.

After finishing the shadow, I made three bows to the coffin, burned some yellow paper, took a porcelain bowl and stood it upside down on the coffin lid, and greeted Yang Yan, when I shouted to throw the bowl, I must throw it immediately, he promised Come down and stand by the coffin.

Afterwards, I found a new kitchen knife, held the kitchen knife in my left hand, and put my right hand on my chest. I walked to the door of the mourning hall. There were many villagers standing outside watching. I took a deep breath and read: "My friends All the villagers should listen clearly, the filial man holds the kitchen knife in the air, and there is something under Baosteel. Conquering the east made it take command, conquering the west made it a Yuan Rong, conquering the south made it secure the world, conquering the north made it perform military exploits, and Han Gaozu cut the white snake, so it was this Baosteel. Now the kitchen knife in hand was tempered by Baosteel. If you want to run away from the coffin, you must not, hit three sounds of soul attachment, and three sounds of soul separation, the five ghosts hide aside, the ghosts and spirits of Fulu will keep you safe, and the camp will be safe and sound, and relatives and friends will be rich and prosperous for generations to come."

After saying this word, I took a kitchen knife and knocked on the top of the tung tree next to me three times, then I raised my hand at Yang Yan, motioning him to smash the bowl. In just a few seconds, I heard the sound of broken bowls coming from behind me.

Although it went smoothly, I didn't dare to relax in my heart. The funeral of a person who died in vain cannot be so smooth. The smoother the front, the more difficult things will be in the future.

My face suddenly sank. To be honest, I hope that there is a problem in this link. In this way, there are many ways to solve it. But now, the porcelain bowl is broken when I shake it. I can't change anything, so I have to put down the kitchen knife in my hand. , took a piece of soul-calling banner from the side, and continued the funeral.

This soul-calling banner is a bit special, it has a pointed piece of iron under it, and a banner made of white cloth on top, with the names of Liu Jianping and his wife written on it, as well as their birth date.

According to Liu Jianping's birth date, he is forty-six this year. I asked Yang Yan to find 46 pieces of yellow paper and put them on the ground. iron head.

According to a normal funeral, the life of Liu Jianping's wife should be included in it, plus an equal amount of yellow paper.But this funeral is too special, and I have nothing to fear from his wife, except Liu Jianping causing trouble.To put it more bluntly, all three members of the family died because of Liu Jianping, and he died the worst, and he had the heaviest resentment.

After finishing the summoning banner, I stepped out of the mourning hall, and said to the surrounding villagers, "Anyone aged 12, 24, 36, 48, 60, 72, or 84 years old, leave quickly, don't watch, be careful If I commit a crime, I, Chen Jiu, have no way to save people."

As soon as the words were finished, seven or eight people left indistinctly, and the rest looked at me curiously. Looking at the expressions on their faces, they were very interested in the matter of crossing the Naihe Bridge.

There's nothing I can do about it. I'll be on the Naihe Bridge later. According to the custom, I need to play the bull's head, open the 'Gate of Hell', tell some stories to everyone, and then ask for red envelopes from the host of the funeral and the villagers present.There are few entertainments in the countryside. With such fun, they naturally don't want to leave.

(End of this chapter)