My master is invincible

Chapter 127 Twin Flowers (32)

I was afraid that some villagers would not be willing to leave just to have fun, so I cleared my throat and said: "Everyone whose zodiac signs are in conflict, leave quickly, don't make fun of your own life, this evil spirit is heavy, once it conflicts, the skin will peel off even if you don't die. "

It's like this in the countryside, and some words have to be repeated several times.As soon as I said this, several people really left slowly, turning their heads to look at me from time to time, with reluctance in their eyes.

Looking at the rest of the villagers, I took a look at them, with Liu Jianping's shadow on my back, and holding the soul-calling flag in my right hand, I stepped into the Seven Star Big Dipper Formation, chanting scriptures while walking, walking seven steps and kneeling once, three times. Step by step for a bow.

Although the cement floor is only so big, it is still a bit far away when placed on a table. After turning eighteen times in the Seven-Star Big Dipper Formation, my head was dizzy. Fortunately, the shadow behind me was not heavy.Otherwise, I will have to collapse.

This eighteen circles is called "Dragon Eighteen" in funerals, which means that the dragon has eighteen knots. After turning eighteen circles with the shadow of the dead on his back, it means that the dead will be reincarnated in the next life and can enter the Dragon Gate.

Then, I rested on the spot for more than ten seconds, lit [-] pieces of yellow paper, lit it towards the Naihe Bridge, and read in my mouth: "There are [-] festivals in the dragon, and there are [-] pieces of yellow paper today. Longyou Liu Jianping stepped into the dragon gate. Prosperity and wealth for thousands of years!"

After reading, I gestured to Yang Yan to signal him to light the firecrackers. Immediately, the sound of crackling firecrackers resounded around the mourning hall. Immediately afterwards, Yang Yan handed a red envelope on behalf of Liu Qi, which was very thin, estimated to be 12 yuan. money.

I took the red envelope and said in a loud voice: "I received a red envelope from the master's family. I wish the master a long life, a long life, a son, wealth and a bright future." As I spoke, I bowed to Yang Yan as a sign of etiquette.

The next thing to do was very exhausting. I took a few deep breaths, took off my shoes, threw them aside, took out a lighter, and lit the yellow paper under the spirit-calling flag.

Immediately afterwards, I stood up abruptly and got into the Seven-Star Big Dipper Formation. My steps were extremely fast. I needed to puncture all the tiles under the seven Eight Immortals tables before the yellow paper was burned. Only in this way can I go smoothly. If there is a problem with any link in the process of climbing to the Naihe Bridge, you need to start all over again.

If there are future generations, at this stage, future generations can drive away the guides. There are many ways to drive away, but there are no more than two kinds. One is to light the yellow paper and throw it on the ground to burn the guide's feet; Burn the clothes of the guide with the fragrance of incense. These two methods mean to let the guide run quickly, so as not to delay the time for the deceased to cross the Naihe Bridge.

After I got into the Seven-Star Big Dipper Formation, I ran to the first table of the Eight Immortals. First, I took a deep breath and roared, "Zha", holding up the soul-calling flag in my hand, I slammed into the tiles, and there was a crisp sound of broken tiles. .

I looked happy, and stopped at Yang Yan, signaling him to set off firecrackers.Note: Seven tables of the Eight Immortals, seven broken tiles, seven firecrackers are needed, and the sound of firecrackers has the effect of crossing evil spirits.

Yang Yan reacted very quickly in this regard, as soon as he saw my movements, he immediately lit the firecrackers.When the firecrackers sounded, I ran to the second Eight Immortals table and punctured the tiles, which went smoothly.

I smashed six tiles in one breath, and my heart was relieved a lot. I ran to the seventh table of the Eight Immortals. The yellow paper was burnt and there were still a few sparks left. As long as I puncture this tile, I can climb the Naihe Bridge smoothly. .

I was afraid of accidents, so this time I used a lot more force than the previous few times, holding up the banner of summoning souls, and poking it down violently.

At this moment, an accident happened. The pointed tip of the summoning banner slid along the back of the tile to the left. The tile lay on the ground intact, with only one scratch on it, which was caused by the pointed tip of the summoning banner. .

Just this moment, not only my face changed, but everyone present also changed. This tile is not broken, and everyone knows in their hearts that this means that the deceased refused to cross the Naihe Bridge, which means that he still had a wish not to be fulfilled during his lifetime.

Fortunately, during lunch time, I was afraid of accidents, so I asked the villagers about Liu Jianping, and I knew more or less his wishes.

Thinking of this, my face became a little more relaxed, and I didn't say a word, so I asked Yang Yan to find 46 pieces of yellow paper, and then pierced it with the soul-calling banner, and then circled a few times in the Seven Star Big Dipper Formation.

While turning around in the Seven-Star Big Dipper Formation, I was chanting Liu Jianping's wish during his lifetime, and my steps were a little fast. Going down, it was still the same as before, the soul-calling banner slipped past, and the tiles couldn't be pierced at all.

Now, those surrounding villagers were overwhelmed. If they couldn’t pierce once, they might be skaters. If they didn’t get punctured twice, they weren’t skaters, but something really strange happened. Some timid ones already Terrified, he started to retreat home.

The whole scene became very quiet in an instant, no one dared to speak, they were all afraid of offending the deceased if they opened their mouths, even the villagers walking back, their footsteps were very light.

I froze on the spot and didn't know what to do. According to the principle, the funeral should be done according to the wish of the deceased. As long as the wish of the deceased is met, there will be no problems in this link, but now How to explain the situation?Could it be that the news I got from the villagers' mouths is false?

I yelled to the surrounding villagers, "Everyone, think about it, Liu Jianping had unfulfilled wishes during his lifetime."

Immediately, they started chattering, but the wish they said was the same as the news I found out at noon. I said it just now in the Seven Star Big Dipper Formation, and it was all wrong.

What's the matter?If the tiles are not broken, something will happen once you get on the Naihe Bridge.

At this moment, Yang Yan came over, and he said, "Ninth brother, is Liu Jianping's wish related to the car accident? After all, he is now an extinct man, so those wishes must be wrong."

Hearing this, I thought about it and found it reasonable, so I said to the seventh Eight Immortals table: "Liu Jianping, if you still worry about the car accident last time, I will definitely grant your wish."

After finishing speaking, I held up the soul-calling banner and stabbed it down suddenly. With a 'bang', the tiles shattered, and the expressions of the surrounding villagers relaxed. Even Yang Yan who stood aside smiled heartily.

But, I couldn't laugh, on the contrary, my whole body tensed up.Unexpectedly, this funeral was really related to the car accident last time, so the next thing will be really difficult.

"Brother Jiu, what's wrong? The tiles are broken, why are you still in a daze?" Yang Yan pushed me aside.

Without saying a word, I motioned him to light the firecrackers. He nodded and lit a firecracker. There was a "cracking" sound, and my heart was suspended along with the sound. There was only one thought in my mind, that this Naihe bridge might not be possible. better off.

(End of this chapter)