My master is invincible

Chapter 128 Twin Flowers (33)

After the sound of firecrackers stopped, I stood in front of the Naihe Bridge with a serious face. I was very upset and dared not go on the bridge easily. There has been a saying in our Eight Immortals industry, "It is easy to get on the bridge and difficult to cross the bridge, just like Take a walk in the underworld'.

I was stunned for several minutes, and finally got cruel, but Naiheqiao, it is impossible to dissipate Liu Jianping's resentment, let alone find out the cause of Cheng Xiaocheng.

I first knelt down in the direction of Naihe Bridge, kowtowed three times, and burned some yellow paper, the fragrance was a sign of etiquette.

I slowly raised my left foot, stepped on the small wooden bench, stood firmly on the wooden bench, and then stretched out my right foot to stand on the Eight Immortals table.As long as you step on the Eight Immortals Table, you will be on the Naihe Bridge. If it is an ordinary Naihe Bridge, I will not be so nervous, but this time it is the Naihe Bridge for people who died in vain, so I can't help but not be nervous.

As soon as I stepped on the Naihe Bridge, I felt chills all over my body. I felt like something was staring at me from behind. I turned around abruptly, and there was nothing there. Now, my heart became more nervous.

According to the custom of crossing the Naihe Bridge, on the table of the Eight Immortals on the first floor, I need to play the role of a bull head and tell you some jokes. The jokes I tell in the countryside are all pornographic jokes, otherwise, no matter how funny a joke is, it will be unheard of in the countryside. It doesn't work.

Because Naiheqiao was sad, I wasn't in high spirits, so I only told them two dirty jokes that I heard others tell in school.

The first one is that a young man saw a young woman with her collar pulled down on the bus, and she was happy. The young man stared at the young woman's breasts and said, "It's really a good place for peach blossoms to bloom."

After hearing this, the young woman lifted her skirt and said, "There is still a place where you were born and raised."

The second joke is that on a certain bus, a man bumped into a shrew, and the shrew said angrily, "You can't even stand on three fucking legs." "Forget it, I won't quarrel with you. If you open your mouth, you won't win."

I have to say that in the countryside, no matter how elegant a yellow [color] joke is, when it comes to them, they can understand it immediately. Thunderous applause, and shy voices of those women.

This brief excitement dilutes the tense atmosphere of the scene, and I also let out a sigh of relief.But when I think about what to do next, my heart beats faster for no reason. This feeling is very mysterious, just thinking about it makes my heart beat faster.

Afterwards, I asked for some red envelopes from the 'main family' and the villagers present, as a way of auspiciousness. They may think that I told a good joke, so many people handed over some red envelopes.

At this time, Yang Yan walked under the Naihe Bridge and said, "Ninth Brother, it's almost 2 hours, you should take a shot of lidocaine first, otherwise, you may faint from the pain before the Naihe Bridge is over."

After finishing speaking, he wanted to climb up the Naihe Bridge, so I gave up and said, "Pass me the medicine and the syringe wrapped in yellow paper, and I will do it myself."

This Naihe Bridge is different from ordinary Naihe Bridge. Once someone climbs up, it will destroy the aura of the entire Naihe Bridge.

Afterwards, I took the potion he handed me, injected lidocaine into my arm, and prepared to open the 'Gate of Hell' with my shadow on my back.

The so-called opening the gate of the underworld is the opening of the Yin gate, which is just a ceremony, not the real opening of the Yin gate.Of course, the real yin door is not so easy to open. Even the top Taoist priests in China dare not say that they have the ability to open the yin door. Just listen to something.

The ceremony of opening the yin door is very simple, all you need is three pieces of yellow paper, three pillars of fragrance, three candles and three sets of clothes of the deceased, and burn them under the Eight Immortals Table in the middle of the first floor of Naihe Bridge.

The person who burned these three things was Yang Yan. After he finished burning these things, I poked the dust with the spirit-calling flag, stained a small amount of dust, then scraped off the dust with my thumb, and painted it on myself. on the forehead.

The ceremony of opening the yin door was completed, and I climbed to the second floor of Naihe Bridge with my shadow on my back.Sometimes, people feel really strange. As soon as I moved my feet, I felt a pair of eyes staring at me from behind. When I turned around, it was still the same, no one was there.

I was terrified by this feeling, but thinking of sending Liu Jianping and his wife to the mountain for burial in the afternoon, the time was a little tight, so I ignored the fear in my heart and bravely climbed up, and I was about to climb to the second place. When I was on the first floor, I felt a cold air coming from behind, I turned around suddenly, Mad, but there was still nothing.

I looked up at the sky, the sun was shining right now, where is the cold air coming from?Could it be that something dirty is staring at me?
Thinking of this, I didn't dare to climb up, so I asked Yang Yan to burn yellow paper in the coffin of Liu Jianping and his wife, and asked him to find some villagers to beat gongs and drums under the Naihe Bridge, so as to calm down the dirty things with the sound of gongs.

Suddenly, the loud sound of gongs and drums came, especially the sound of copper gongs, which made my ears hurt a little.I let out a breath and climbed up. At this moment, a pair of cold hands suddenly pushed my head, causing my forehead to slam on the Eight Immortals table with a 'bang'.

I turned my head abruptly, Ma De, there was still nothing, as if I had bumped into the Eight Immortals table just now.

"Ninth brother, are you okay! Is the pain on your body flared up?" Yang Yan shouted nervously from below.

I shook my head, not daring to say what I felt just now. Once I said it, I was afraid that the villagers who were beating gongs and drums would immediately disperse. Without the sound of beating gongs and drums, Naiheqiao would become even more sad.

"Ninth brother, it's really not good, just come down! It shouldn't be a big deal!" Yang Yan continued below.

To be honest, I am a little scared, the current situation is very clear, there is obviously something dirty nearby, and that dirty thing does not want me to cross the bridge of Naihe with Liu Jianping's shadow on my back. The woman in the car accident was Cheng Xiaocheng's twin sister or younger sister.

I said to Yang Yan: "I accidentally knocked on it just now, so it shouldn't be a big deal. Let the villagers ring the gong a little more."

After finishing speaking, I continued to climb up. Before I crossed the Naihe Bridge, I knew that there must be dirty things to make trouble. Fortunately, I was lucky. When I came to Liuyang Town, I met a pair of twins. They had some hair pulled on them.

Thinking of this, I climbed up and felt the old woman's hair from my waist. I was afraid that this was not enough, so I took out the finger from the cigarette case, wrapped it with the hair first, and then Tie a knot and hang on your arm.

Although this behavior seems a little disgusting, but in the current situation, I can only cross the Naihe Bridge safely by doing this. It is not for other reasons, but because it is said in the funeral scriptures that human remains get the energy of heaven and earth. Obviously, the spirit of the soul is weak, fear it.

ps: The mother-in-law is coming, there are only two updates today, and chapter 5 will be added tomorrow.

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