My master is invincible

Chapter 129 Twin Flowers (34)

The meaning of the words in the funeral sutra is very simple. It says that as long as the remains of the deceased appear, the soul of the deceased will be afraid. I am doing this, and I am also gambling. I bet that the dirty thing is the ghost of the person in the car accident. The head is the remains of the person in the car accident, and I bet that person and Cheng Xiaocheng are twins, only if these three are completely consistent, my actions will have an effect.

Sometimes, things like luck are so mysterious. As soon as I put on this thing, the chill behind me disappeared, and I breathed out a sigh of relief, and finally I can cross the bridge of Naihe with peace of mind.

Without any hesitation, I climbed to the third floor with my shadow on my back, put the spirit-calling banner in my hand on the table of the Eight Immortals, held the dustpans on the left and right with both hands, looked into the coffin along the white cloth, and read an opening sentence in my mouth. Soul curse.

After the mantra was finished, I signaled Yang Yan to set off a firecracker, kill a rooster to worship the gods, and then climbed down to the other side of the Naihe Bridge.

At this moment, I suddenly felt my back sinking. The shadow that was originally very light, for some reason, became extremely heavy, as if what I was carrying was not a shadow, but a real person.

I was already injured, and the gravity from my back made me slip and fall from the third floor. Fortunately, I usually react quickly, and when I was about to fall, I suddenly reached out and grabbed the Eight Immortals Table The legs of the table, the whole body is suspended in the air.

Although the Naihe Bridge is made of Eight Immortals Tables stacked three layers high, the height is more than ten feet. If you fall, you will not be crushed to pieces, but it is inevitable that you will break your arms and legs.

Seeing this situation, Yang Yan strode over and shouted anxiously: "Ninth brother, I'll go find a quilt and put it under, hold on!"

The weight of my whole body was all on my arms, so I didn't even have the strength to speak. If it wasn't for the lidocaine injection, the soreness from my arms alone would have been enough for me to hold on.

I took a deep breath and said with difficulty: "No, you ask the villagers to seal the coffin of Liu Jianping and his wife, and then rivet the rivets. Until An Ning, I can hold on for a while."

After I finished speaking, I turned my head and glanced at Yang Yan. He froze on the spot, refusing to leave. I angrily said, "Go and seal the coffin!"

"Ninth brother! You are injured, and if you fall down again, you may lose half your life!" Yang Yan said urgently.

"Made, hurry up and seal the coffin!" I yelled angrily, and I didn't know what was going on. There was a "squeak" sound from the Eight Immortals Table. I looked up following the sound, and saw the Eight Immortals Table slowly moving towards My side was tilted, and the white cloth strip was pulled very tightly, and the shape of the dustpan was changed.If the bridge of Naihe collapses, the coffins in the mourning hall will also be overturned.

"Go and seal the coffin!" I roared angrily, "Otherwise the dead will be shocked and people will die."

Yang Yan was stunned for a moment, and called Nine Brothers, and finally ran to the mourning hall, picked up a kitchen knife from the ground and chopped off the white cloth.

As soon as the white cloth was broken, I felt that the Naihe Bridge, which was already crumbling, collapsed with a bang, and several Eight Immortals tables fell to the ground with my body. The strange thing is that the Eight Immortals tables seemed to be held by something. Generally, when it hits my limbs, it doesn't hurt, but feels numb.I know this is because I have been anesthetized all over my body, otherwise, it must be very painful.

When the Naihe Bridge collapsed, the onlookers wanted to gather around to see me. With sharp eyes, I noticed that there was a spirit-calling banner on the inclined Eight Immortals Table sliding towards me. If the position is correct, its pointed tip was aimed at me. heart.

"Don't come over!" I turned my head and yelled angrily at the surrounding villagers, and tried to move my body to the left, but my limbs were pressed by the Eight Immortals table, and I couldn't move.

A strange thing happened, the direction of the soul-calling flag changed, as if it was hit by something, the tip tilted a little in the other direction, and it pierced my left bone with a 'swish' sound. It's not very high, pierced half a thumb deep.

In an instant, blood gushed out, gradually staining the ground red.Maybe it's because I shouldn't die. At this moment, Fatty Guo and Lao Wang rushed back. Seeing this situation, Fatty Guo and Chen Tiannan screamed: "Brother Ninth!" The Eight Immortals table on me moved away.

Life is alive, and the grass and trees are in autumn. Don’t ask how much money you can earn in your lifetime, how high your social status is, or how much glory you have, just ask for one or a few brothers to accompany you in this life. For us born in the 80s, Life is nothing more than this.

At that time, I felt that way, because when I saw Fatty Guo and Chen Tiannan moving the Eight Immortals table, they were sullen and did not speak, but silently moved as fast as they could, but their eyes were full of tears, one by one. It is said that men do not flick their tears lightly, but these tears... maybe only Fatty Guo and the others understand.

When they moved the Eight Immortals Table, I was already a blood man. Yang Yan came over, and he just said a word to me, "Ninth Brother, the coffins of Liu Jianping and his wife have been sealed, and there is no accident."

After finishing speaking, Yang Yan turned his head to the side and wiped his eyes with his hand. Although his movements were very secretive, I could feel that he was wiping away his tears.

When a group of men are together, it doesn't take long to get along, and it doesn't take long to get to know a person.The friendship between men, or brotherhood, is more sensitive than the love of women. Men are not good at expressing, they only have behavior.

Even when I recall it now, I still feel that during those ten years, the most worthwhile things I said were not how many strange things I encountered, nor the honors I gained from the government, but that I met such a group of coffin bearers, I met a group of brothers who lived and died.

Before I had time to feel more emotional, I saw Fatty Guo turned around with a ferocious face, raised his hand and punched Yang Yan in the face, and cursed: "Long Mao, I'm a muddy horse, brother Jiu was crushed under the Eight Immortals table , You f*cking went to seal the coffin, is Brother Nine important, or the dead? Are you human or not?" As he spoke, he punched him again.

Yang Yan didn't explain, he just let Fatty Guo hit him with his fist, walked up to me, and pulled out the soul-calling banner. He was afraid that my wound would be infected, so he lit a piece of yellow paper and burned it on my wound , sprinkle a little powder, and wrap it with white gauze.

During this period, Fatty Guo's fists never stopped, hitting Yang Yan with all his might.Fatty Guo, it’s hard for me to say anything about him. He has a very bad temper. He has a good side and a bad side. He always obeys my words all his life.

Sometimes, Fatty Guo always joked to me, "Ninth Brother, did I owe you anything in my previous life? Why am I not immune to your words in this life?"

(End of this chapter)