My master is invincible

Chapter 132 Twin Flowers (37)

Thinking of this, I gave up to Fatty Guo and the others, and said, "I have to go to the funeral. You guys should be careful when you carry the coffin later. The coffin of a person who died in vain is a bit troublesome."

When they saw me saying this, they didn't say anything more.A group of us came to the main room. Because of injuries, I borrowed a crutch from the villagers, and I could barely walk normally.

Since the Eight Immortals, every time there is a funeral, I have to hang dots on my body more or less. Sometimes, I wonder, am I not suitable for this job?Forget about changing jobs. After all, I am talented and still have a great youth, so there is no need to waste it in the Eight Immortals.

But when I thought about what Lao Wang said, everyone rides on the bridge and who lifts it?I gave up that idea in my heart again, and was determined to do this job.I have such a personality, I will finish the things I have chosen, even if I kneel down, even if the road ahead is rough and difficult, I will finish it.

Just as it is now, even if I am covered in scarves, I still have to go to the funeral, one is for Cheng Xiaocheng, and the other is for a job. Respect for a job means respect for the deceased.

About ten minutes later, Pharaoh and the Eight Immortals tied up the two coffins and divided the work. I don’t know whether it was intentional or unintentional. The eight Immortals who followed Chen Papi were arranged to carry Liu Jianping’s wife’s coffin. The Eight Immortals, who were fairly strong, carried Liu Jianping's coffin together with Pharaoh.

I stood at the entrance of the mourning hall, holding a cane in my left hand and a banner in my right hand. I took a look at Lao Wang and the others. Seeing that their faces were serious, I comforted me, "Don't worry, Liu Jianping will be fine after crossing the Naihe Bridge." question."

"I hope!" Old Wang said in a deep tone.

I wanted to say something else, but seeing their expressions, I swallowed the words that came to my lips, gave Liu Qi a look, and signaled him to light the firecrackers and get ready to drive.

With the sound of firecrackers, the two black lacquered coffins were lifted and slowly moved towards the tomb. I limped and led the way, reciting scriptures.

The tombs of Liu Jianping and his wife are not far away, about 300 meters away, of which there are more than 200 meters of large roads, which are very flat, and only 60 meters away is a rice field. The path of the coffin is the smoothest.

After a while, we walked to the rice field, and I looked back at the Eight Immortals who were carrying the coffins. The two coffins were carried smoothly and smoothly, and nothing went wrong.

If you want to cross the paddy field, you must walk the small path in the field. I let them step on the field. Fortunately, there is no water in the paddy field, and the soil in the field is still hard. Half a thumb deep.

To be honest, I was worried that something would go wrong in the field, and I kept staring at the feet of the Eight Immortals. I have to say that I was lucky, and there was no problem in this field. In this way, I hope that I can lift the coffin smoothly.

I thought the funeral would go very smoothly, but what happened next was beyond my psychological capacity.

Soon, the Eight Immortals carried the coffin to the tomb. I looked at the surrounding environment. Behind the cemetery was a high mountain. The sandy slope is not too steep. As far as Feng Shui is concerned, this cemetery is just average.

According to the custom, the coffin of such a person who died in vain cannot be buried directly. It needs to wait for three hours in the cemetery. As for the reason, I can't say.It is said that these three hours are an opportunity given by the King of Hades to the deceased to repent the sins of his previous life. No one can tell exactly what it means. Anyway, the ancestors passed it down like this, and it is right for us descendants to follow suit.

After the Eight Immortals put the coffin away, it was already dark. I took out my mobile phone and checked the time. It was 6:9 pm. According to the custom, the burial time would not be until [-]:[-] pm.

We just sat down, before our butts were hot, the group of Eight Immortals brought by Chen Papi clamored to go home, saying that they had already carried the coffin to the cemetery, so there was no need to spend it with us here, and asked me to settle the salary immediately give them.

Ma De, if these Eight Immortals were in Dongxing Town, I would slap them to death. I really thought that lifting the coffin was just a lift. I was about to get angry when Old Wang patted me on the shoulder and said softly: "We are from other towns. , don’t offend them because of this trivial matter, we still have five people, Director Jiana Liu, there are enough people for the burial, settle the salary, let them go!”

I was stunned for a moment, thinking that what Lao Wang said was reasonable, the funeral is almost over, there is no need to make trouble anymore.Fortunately, there was no problem during the process of carrying the coffin, otherwise, if these grandchildren ran away, I would be really helpless.

Thinking of this, I paid 11 yuan to 200 of them, and they froze in place. One of the thinner people asked, "Where are the cigarettes? Where are the shoes? And where are the towels?"

I feel a burning anger in my heart, I want to beat them, I really want to beat them, Ma De, I am just contracting funerals, these things are my business, even if I want them, I just ask the master for them, Looking at them like that, it is impossible not to know that Liu Qi is the master.

The reason why they asked me for these things was that nine times out of ten they thought I was a bully, and I was about to run away. Lao Wang stopped me again and said, "Jiu Yazi, don't be so angry. You belong to the Eight Immortals. It is inevitable that we will meet again in the future, if you want to beat them up, there will be plenty of opportunities in the future." When Lao Wang said this, I could clearly feel the sound of his teeth grinding.

Listening to Lao Wang's words, I endured it and asked each of them for 30 yuan, which was considered as money for cigarettes, shoes and towels.Fortunately, they didn't push forward, otherwise, I was very worried that I would explode. In other things, my temper is not so violent, but this funeral, my character has always been to abide by the rules. If anyone breaks the rules, I can't wait ate him raw.

After they left, the few of us sat on the grave, smoking and chatting. I don’t know how many cigarettes we smoked. The darkness gradually swallowed up the remaining light in the sky. There were no stars or moon in the sky, and we were surrounded by darkness. .

Lao Wang and the others found some firewood, lit the fire, and let the originally dark cemetery have a glimmer of light. A few of us gathered around the fire, and no one spoke. Even Fatty Guo, who has always been active, rarely calmed down. Sitting quietly next to me smoking a stuffy cigarette.The entire cemetery became extremely quiet. At some point, a cold wind blew up in the cemetery, making the dragon rope on the coffin whistling.

I don't know why, but my heart has become a little heavy, and I always feel that something will happen tonight, and it will be a major event.

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