My master is invincible

Chapter 133 Twin Flowers (38)

We stayed around the fire for a long time. Fatty Guo looked a little wrong, his legs kept rubbing against each other, and he held it in for a long time. He said to me: "Brother Jiu, after I came out of my mother's womb, I had to do three times a day. First thing, eat, second thing, sleep, third thing, guess what?"

I glanced at him lightly, how could I not know what this guy was thinking, so I said, "Let's go, I'm about to do the third thing."

"Okay, okay!" Fatty Guo relaxed, helped me to stand up, and handed me the crutches.

I greeted Lao Wang and the others, picked up a burning stick for lighting, and walked to the left side of the cemetery.

On the way, Fatty Guo asked me, "Ninth brother, why do I feel that the atmosphere tonight is not right, I am so scared that I dare not go pee alone."

I didn't say a word, but what I was thinking about was his words. The atmosphere tonight was really wrong. Judging from the weather during the day, there should be a moon tonight, but now the surroundings are completely dark, which seems to indicate that something big is going to happen.

Seeing that I didn't speak, he asked again, "Ninth brother, do you think Liu Jianping will come to see us?"

I glared at him angrily, and said, "Did you dig his ancestral grave? Or did Gong Jinnv marry his daughter-in-law? Remember to come to you when he was buried?"

After being scolded by me like this, Fatty Guo shrank his neck and didn't speak again. The two of us walked to a pile of grass, untied our belts, and booed for a while.

At this moment, I felt as if there was something behind me, rushing past me.When I turned around suddenly, I saw a cat all over in black, and ran towards the cemetery with a 'whoosh' sound.

When I saw this situation, I was very anxious. It was not a good omen for the black cat to run towards the cemetery. I put on my trouser belt and said to Fatty Guo, "Quickly, go to the cemetery and inform Lao Wang. Don't let that cat go to the cemetery." The black cat is close to the coffin, maybe it will cheat the corpse."

In our circle of Eight Immortals, there has always been a legend that once the black cat stands on the coffin, it will make the deceased cheat.As for the reason, no one can say. It is said that the black cat psychic is a substitute for the seducer of the underworld. It stands on the coffin and actually returns the soul to the deceased.Some people also say that the black cat's paws are the bridge connecting Yin and Yang. Who knows what it is?

If there are many rumors about this thing, more people will naturally believe it, and I firmly believe in this point.Of course, this is mainly related to my occupation. If I were like a normal person and had a normal job, I would naturally not believe in these things.

Fatty Guo listened to me, didn't have time to fasten his trouser belt, and chased after the black cat with his legs loose. I didn't dare to stay too long, so I chased in that direction with a cane.

When we arrived at the cemetery, the black cat suddenly disappeared. I was so disappointed that I had to sit down with Fatty Guo. Old Wang asked me suspiciously, "Jiuzi, what the hell are you doing with Fatty? Race?"

Before I could answer, Fatty Guo said out of breath, "Ninth Brother, Ninth Brother said that there is a black cat who came to the cemetery and will cheat on corpses."

As soon as Fatty Guo said this, the faces of the people present all sank. The corpse fraud is not a joke. If it really happened, it would scare people to death.

Lao Wang turned his head to me and asked, "Jiu Yazi, is there really a black cat running over?"

I nodded, took out my phone and checked the time, it was 21:[-], and the burial would be half an hour away.During this half hour, the black cat must not be allowed to approach the coffin, no matter whether the legend is true or not, it is always right to be on guard.Besides, black cats have not been auspicious things since ancient times.

Thinking of this, I asked Lao Wang, Gao Lao, and Liu Qi to stand near Liu Jianping's wife's coffin with some firewood, and me, Guo Fatty, Liu Tiannan, and Yang Yan to stand near Liu Jianping's coffin.

After dividing into teams, I led the three of them, and each of them guarded in one direction. I was afraid that Fatty Guo and Chen Tiannan were used to fooling around, so I said to them viciously: "Both of you cheer me up and keep an eye on it. There was an accident in the direction of the two of you at night, and I will kill you both alive tomorrow."

Fatty Guo shrugged his shoulders indifferently, then glanced at Yang Yan, and said slowly: "Ninth brother, you can rest assured that I will do things, because I am afraid that Dr. Changmao will be thinking about the corpse in the coffin, shaking his head, let The black cat came over."

I was a little puzzled, when did Yang Yan offend Fatty Guo? When I lifted the coffin earlier, I saw something was wrong with them.

"Fatty Guo, your fucking mouth should be cleaned with Fuyanjie." Yang Yan stared at Fatty Guo viciously, and said angrily.

"Hey, my mouth should be washed with Fuyanjie. Your hands have dissected countless corpses. Because of the corpses, you almost killed brother Jiu. In my opinion, your hands need to be cleaned. Not even sulfuric acid can wash away sin."

After hearing this, I realized that Fatty Guo was still fighting with Yang Yan over the matter of sealing the coffin, I glared at them both, and said, "Okay, Fatty Guo, stop yelling, two big Men are like shrews swearing at the street, so keep an eye on them."

The two of them glared at each other and didn't quarrel anymore. The few of us kept our eyes on the surroundings, for fear that the black cat would suddenly come out.

About ten minutes later, I became addicted to cigarettes. I fumbled around and took out a cigarette, lit it, took a few deep breaths, and exhaled the smoke to relieve my worries.

Suddenly, a very slight 'meow' sound reached my ears, I turned around abruptly, and saw a black cat standing on the coffin lid, its eyes glowed with blue light, and it was dead. staring at me.

I took a few steps back in fright. When did it jump on the coffin lid?I suppressed the doubts in my heart, and looked up at Fatty Guo and the three of them. The three of them were smoking cigarettes leisurely.

I didn't bother to call them, so I held up the crutch in my hand, and hit the black cat. The strange thing is, the black cat didn't hide when it saw the crutch coming, and let the crutch hit it.

What the hell, I've seen people seek death, and the first time I see a cat, it will also seek death. This does not conform to the rules of nature.

As soon as I hit the ground with my crutches, the body of the black cat fell to the ground. Fatty Guo and the three of them were shocked by this movement. He asked me what was wrong. I pointed to the black cat next to the coffin and said: "Something's not right."

After finishing speaking, I walked over on crutches and looked down at the black cat. It was lying motionless on the ground, its eyes were still staring at me. move.

I was a little puzzled in my heart, bent down, and reached out to touch the black cat's body. It felt very cold when I touched it, like a lump of ice. I was a little scared in my heart, could it be?This black cat?
I couldn't believe my own thoughts, and I poked towards the black cat's nose. This poking made my legs go limp, and I sat on the ground. How could this be?
(End of this chapter)