My master is invincible

Chapter 134 Twin Flowers (39)

I found that the black cat was not breathing, and its body had been stiff for a long time, unlike the one just killed, that is, the black cat had been dead for a long time.But, Fatty Guo and I saw it just now.

"Fatty, come and see if this black cat is the one we met when we peed just now." I yelled at Fatty Guo.

He walked over, turned over the black cat with a stick, his complexion changed, he pointed at the black cat's paw, and said in a very frightened tone: "Brother Jiu, this is the black cat, when I was chasing it just now, , I saw a red rope on its paw, why is it dead, and its body is still so hard, it doesn't look like it died just now!"

The more Fatty Guo spoke, the more excited he became. He squatted down on the ground, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

I followed his finger and saw that there was indeed a red rope on the black cat's paw. It must have been tied to it for a long time, probably more than half a month. I stretched out my hand and pulled the red rope. Pull it and it will break.

Damn it, how could a dead cat appear in front of us and jump on the lid of the coffin? So as not to be caught off guard during the burial.

I took out my mobile phone and checked the time. It was 9:25, and there were still 5 minutes before I could be buried.Now that the signs have come out, I am afraid that there will be fraudulent corpses, so I let Lao Wang and the others bury Liu Jianping's wife's coffin first, and I found an ink fountain, riveted a wooden nail into the head of the coffin, and pulled out an ink fountain thread, A knot was tied on the wooden nail, and it was wound around the head of the coffin, and the forefinger was pierced, and a few drops of blood dripped on the wooden nail.

The reason why I did this was that the ink fountain thread could ward off evil spirits, and the virgin blood could ward off evil spirits. The combination of the two should be able to play a role.

To be honest, after doing this action, I don't know what to do. After all, I am not a professional, and I lack knowledge in this area, so I can only act according to what I usually see and hear.

After tying up the coffin, I found a white cloth, put some yellow paper on it, and wrapped the black cat's body on it. Fatty Guo was a little puzzled and asked me: "Ninth brother, what are you doing?" Woolen cloth?"

I glanced at him and said, "Since the black cat's body can come near Liu Jianping's coffin, there should be some relationship between them. I plan to bury its body with Liu Jianping, maybe it will have some effect."

"Is it unlucky?" Fatty Guo asked me uncertainly.

I said lightly: "It shouldn't matter. Let them be buried together in the same tomb, just like twin flowers. Although there will be fights, they will eventually cherish each other or become enemies. It depends on the fate of the two of them."

"Ninth brother!" Chen Tiannan came over and asked, "I don't understand, since they are like twin flowers, why not bury them separately, at most we will work harder and dig a small hole to bury the black cat."

"This black cat will not come here for no reason. Since it is here, and it happens to be at the time of the burial, if we don't bury them together, I'm afraid something will happen to us all tonight!" I said lightly. an explanation.

As soon as the words finished, Yang Yan walked up to me, thought about it, and said in a deep voice: "Brother Ninth, isn't it good for us to make such claims? What if the deceased didn't mean it?"

I thought about it for a while, and felt that Yang Yan's words were reasonable, so I said to him, "You're right, let's ask the deceased what he thinks first."

Hearing this, Fatty Guo made a mournful face, and stammered, "Ninth Brother Nine, ask...ask...ask the deceased? Don't scare me, I'm cowardly!"

I glanced at him contemptuously, and without explaining to him, I took out a pair of Yin-Yang hexagrams. Fatty Guo looked at the Yin-Yang hexagrams in my hand, his curiosity arose, and he didn't care about the fear in his heart, so he asked me: " Brother Nine, what are these two three-inch-long bamboo shoots in your hand?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Tiannan and Yang Yan also approached me, looked at me curiously, and asked, "Brother Jiu, is this something? Why does it look like a tool that women use in the middle of the night?"

The person who said this is Chen Tiannan, I’m so drunk, a fat man is enough, this Chen Tiannan is worse than Guo Fatty, I gave him a fierce look, and said: "This is the yin and yang hexagram, two pieces make one pair , the smooth side is the positive side, and the concave-convex side is the opposite. You can use this thing to ask the meaning of the deceased. After throwing the Yin-Yang Gua on the ground, the positive and negative sides of the Gua can be used to distinguish the meaning of the deceased. Two pieces of Yin-Yang Gua on the front Chaodi is a yin hexagram, and facing the sky is a yang hexagram, one positive and the other negative represent the great auspiciousness of yin and yang."

As I said that, I separated the yin and yang hexagrams and asked them to look at the pros and cons. The yin and yang hexagrams are an essential tool for us Eight Immortals. Whenever we encounter things that we cannot decide by ourselves, we use the yin and yang hexagrams to determine the good and bad.

After I finished speaking, I ignored them and made three bows to the east, then breathed out on the Yin-Yang hexagram, and made three more bows to Liu Jianping's coffin, and said, "I am Dongxing Town Ao Chen Jiu from Zicun came to handle your funeral at the request of Liu Qi from the Liuyang Town Police Station, but before the burial, a dead cat came and I wanted to bury it with you, I don't know what you want!"

After finishing speaking, I looked up at the sky slightly, and threw the Yin-Yang hexagram in my hand to the ground. After waiting for about three seconds, I looked towards the ground, and my heart relaxed. Hexagram, good luck.

"Brother Nine, isn't that too nonsense? This shit can determine bad luck?" Fatty Guo rushed over, took advantage of my inattention, picked up the Yin-Yang hexagram from the ground, and said, "Liu Jianping, do you think I'm handsome or not?" .”

As he said that, he threw the Yinyin hexagram to the ground, the face of the Yinyang hexagram was facing down, it was the Yin hexagram. Fatty Guo asked me what it meant, and I said, the deceased didn’t think you were handsome. ugly.

"Fuck, Brother Nine, you must be fooling me! How can you be so evil!" Fatty Guo cursed at me, and then, holding up the yin and yang hexagram, he said, "Liu Jianping, do you think I'm handsome or not!"

As he said that, he threw the Yin-Yang hexagram directly on the ground, and the face of the two Yin-Yang hexagrams was still facing down, which was the Yin hexagram.

"Fuck!" Fatty Guo cursed angrily, picked up the Yin-Yang hexagram from the ground, handed it to Chen Tiannan, and said, "Brother Tian, ​​if you throw it, just ask Liu Jianping if I'm handsome."

Chen Tiannan glanced at me, seeing that I didn't speak, he stretched out his hand to take the Yin-Yang hexagram handed over by Fatty Guo, followed my example, and made three bows towards the east, then breathed out on the Yin-Yang hexagram, and looked at it. Liu Jianping made three more bows to the coffin, and asked respectfully, "Do you think the fat man next to me is handsome?"

After finishing speaking, he threw out the Yin-Yang hexagram, and I leaned over to take a look, and the surface of the hexagram shocked me a lot.

(End of this chapter)