My master is invincible

Chapter 135 Twin Flowers (40)

I saw that the two pieces of yin and yang gossip were standing on the ground, and the back was leaning against the coffin. I wiped my eyes in disbelief, and Dingqing looked, yes, it was indeed standing on the ground. The Yin-Yang hexagram can also be typed out, and I couldn't hold back my laughter and said, "Fatty Guo, you're not ugly, you just have a lot of meat."

"Ninth brother, you..." Fatty Guo said angrily.

The few of us laughed, and after a while, the atmosphere of the whole scene relaxed.At this time, Lao Wang came over and said, "Jiu Yazi, that coffin has been covered with soil, so let's set off firecrackers now or later." After speaking, he pointed to Liu Jianping's coffin.

I thought for a while, took out my phone and checked the time, it was exactly 09:30, and said, "Bury Liu Jianping first, and let's set off firecrackers together!"

Old Wang nodded, turned around and waved his hands behind him, shouting, "Gao Lao, Director Liu, come and carry the dragon's coffin for burial."

The burial of those who died in vain is very particular. I didn't let them bury them directly. Instead, I found a porcelain bowl, chanted a spell in my mouth, and smashed the porcelain bowl on the coffin lid.To tell you the truth, this trick is broken. It is useless, but it is necessary. Funerals are like this. Many steps can be saved, but they can't be saved. If they are saved, they will be ill-mannered and easy Offend the dead.

I was lucky, the porcelain bowl hit the coffin lid, and it shattered with a bang, which meant that the deceased agreed to be buried.Some people will definitely ask, why not use the Yin-Yang hexagram to ask the deceased, I can only say that this is etiquette, and there is no need to explain it.

After the porcelain bowl was broken, I sprinkled some whole grains in the grave, and burned some yellow paper in it. I wanted to throw the black cat's body in before the burial. After thinking about it, I decided to throw the black cat first. The dead body would cause a preconceived feeling to the deceased, so he dismissed the idea.

Seeing that I had finished the tomb, Lao Wang called out to me: "Jiu Yazi, can you carry the coffin and bury it?"

Listening to what he said, I don't know why I feel a little uncomfortable, especially where the body is injured, it seems like ten thousand ants are biting. The strange thing is that it doesn't feel painful, it just feels itchy.

I couldn't help scratching it, and didn't care too much, so I said to Lao Wang, "Be careful when lifting the coffin, this Liu Jianping carried a murder case before his death, so don't make any mistakes."

They collectively hummed, each of them held the dragon frame with one hand, and slowly lifted the coffin.At this moment, a cool wind suddenly blew over, the wind was not strong, but the fire sticks in our hands were extinguished at this moment, and then, just one or two kilometers away from us, there was a thunderous sound.

When I looked up, I saw a bolt of lightning striking a mountain, and then I saw a raging fire burning there.I was taken aback for a while watching this scene, and I was very puzzled, what's going on?There is neither wind nor rain in this big night, where is the thunder coming from?Could it be that in response to the sentence on the Internet, someone pretended to be hacked by Han Tianlei?

For a while, I couldn't figure out what the truth was, so I asked Lao Wang and the others to bury the coffin quickly. I didn't know what was going on. When the coffin was about to reach the grave, Lao Wang's body softened and they all fainted When he came over, the coffin lost the binding force of the person, and it slid down all of a sudden, and hit the grave with a 'bang' sound. The sound was very loud, as if a piece of iron had fallen to the ground.

How can I still care about the coffin, I took out my mobile phone, and with the help of the faint light emitted by the mobile phone screen, I ran to Old Wang and the others with a cane, and stretched out my hand to press the position among them, waking them up one by one , I asked Pharaoh: "What's the matter? Every one of the coffins passed out? Are you hungry?"

After Lao Wang woke up, he reached out to touch the back of his head, looked at me suspiciously, and asked, "Jiu Yazi, did you hit me on the back of the head just now?"

After finishing speaking, he shook his head and continued: "No, you were standing near the tomb just now, and you couldn't hit it at all, but when I was carrying the coffin just now, I felt someone hit me on the back of the head with something."

"Yes, I feel the same way. It seems that someone hit me on the back of the head just now!" Fatty Guo came over from the side.

Immediately afterwards, Chen Tiannan, Yang Yan, and Liu Qi all said that when the coffin was being lifted for burial just now, someone patted the back of their heads, which made them go limp.

After listening to their words, I felt a chill down my spine. We were the only ones in the cemetery. They were carrying the coffin just now, and I was at the front of the tomb, some distance away from the coffin, so I couldn't hit them at all.

I couldn't believe what they said, and asked again emphatically, "Do you really feel like someone hit you on the back of the head?"

Without the slightest hesitation, they collectively nodded.At this moment, I felt a little scared in my heart. I always felt that there was something staring at us nearby. If I guessed correctly, it was most likely the person who caused the car accident.

Thinking of this, I was about to get up when the phone screen suddenly went black, and even the fire not far away was extinguished at this moment, and the entire cemetery was suddenly plunged into darkness.

I pressed the lock screen button desperately, and found that the phone was out of battery. I yelled at Pharaoh and the others, "If you have a phone, turn on the screen and shine some light!"

I waited for more than ten seconds, but the cemetery was still pitch black, and I couldn't see my fingers. I said again: "Turn on the phone screen and shine some light."

"Ninth brother, my phone seems to be out of battery, I pressed it for a long time and there is no response!" This is the voice of Fatty Guo.

"Mine too." Chen Tiannan's voice.

Afterwards, Pharaoh and the others expressed their opinions one by one, saying that the phone did not respond when pressed.At this moment, we all realized that something was wrong. I hurriedly took out the lighter and slid it a few times. There was only a flicker of cremation, but it couldn't be lit at all.

Several of them also took out their lighters and tried them, similar to my situation. I took advantage of the light from the cremation to write down their positions. Pharaoh squatted in the first row on the left, followed by , Gao Lao, Liu Qi, Yang Yan, Chen Tiannan, Guo Fatty.

To be honest, I was a little scared in my heart, I thought that the "fierce" word robbery on my body had crossed the Naihe bridge, but the situation in front of me seemed to remind me that the "fierce" character robbery hadn't passed yet. cross over.

"Jiu Yazi, it's pitch black, what should we do with the coffin?" Old Wang's voice trembled, as if he was very scared.

I coughed in a low voice, trying to calm down my voice. For Fatty Guo and Lao Wang, I am their spiritual support now. As long as I show some fear, I am afraid they will not even be able to sit still now. .

(End of this chapter)