My master is invincible

Chapter 183 Yang Coffin (36)

Seeing what Ah Da said, Hu Qin's mother and daughter couldn't say anything more, so they looked at me, meaning to let me persuade.

I shook my head and didn't speak. The reason why Ada did this is because of another layer. He told the Huqin mother and daughter, "As a nephew, I can give the gift with all my worth. You are the direct descendants of the deceased." Relatives, what can you do? ', this is a disguised form of forcing the host to make the funeral bigger.

Thinking of this, I changed the way I looked at Ah Da, and quietly gave him a thumbs up. He pretended not to see it and scratched his head.

Afterwards, we exchanged a few words, Ah Da and Hu Qin mother and daughter went to the mourning hall, I promised yesterday that I would withdraw from the funeral today, if it is not good to go to the mourning hall, I will wait for Hu Qin and Yu Qian at the tombstone shop.

Suddenly, I remembered that yesterday I asked Jieba to call the Eight Immortals away, and I didn’t know where those Eight Immortals were now. I took out my mobile phone and was about to make a call, but when I was in Guizi Village, Liu Kai took out the battery of my mobile phone.

I bought a battery in the town, put it in my mobile phone, and made a call to the thin monkey among the Eight Immortals. After two rings, the call was connected, "Baxian Chen, the Eight Immortals are waiting for your news! What the hell is going on? What's going on, why quit this funeral for no reason, it's unlucky!"

I gave a general account of Liu Kai's robbery of the funeral. There was a long silence on the other end of the phone, and I said, "What does the master say? If there is no problem after the funeral, Liu Kai will send the deceased up the mountain smoothly. The master signed the contract, will they sue you?"

"It should be fine, I'll communicate with the master's house!" I said lightly, telling them not to go to New Year's greetings during this period, and try to find some Eight Immortals who are willing to carry the coffin in the first month. The salary is ten times the usual. He said hello and didn't say anything else.

Hanging up Shouhou's phone, I went to the hospital to see Mr. Gao. His hands were covered with plaster. The doctor said that he was sent to the hospital in time, and after a period of rest, there would be no sequelae on his arms.

Hearing what the doctor said, I felt relieved, and after chatting with Mr. Gao for a while, I walked away from the hospital.To my surprise, at the entrance of the hospital, I met an acquaintance, Zhang Yuanyuan, the little nurse that Fatty Guo was chasing so hard.

"Nurse Zhang, happy new year! How are you and Fatty Guo doing recently?" I cupped my hands at her.

She glanced at me and said lightly, "It's not that good, we're going to divide up soon."

I was taken aback for a moment, when did Fatty Guo get on good terms with her?Listening to this tone, it's been so good for a while, I'm completely in the dark.

Taking a look at her, I felt that it was not easy to find a nurse girlfriend with Fatty Guo's body shape, and it was a pity to break up, so I planned to make things up for Fatty Guo, so I said, "Why did you break up, Fatty Guo loves you so deeply. "

"It's a P deep, which is five centimeters." She glared at me, then turned and walked towards the hospital.

Hearing this, I was stunned for a long time, thinking about what five centimeters meant. After I figured it out, I almost laughed out loud, and immediately took out my phone and called Fatty Guo.

Soon, the call was connected. Before I could speak, I said first, "Fatty Guo, I met Zhang Yuanyuan at the hospital in the town. She said you are only five centimeters. Is it true?"

There is an idiom called 'Extreme Joy Begets Sadness'. Originally, I thought asking this idiom was pure nonsense, but now, I really believe it, because there was a voice on the phone that made me collapse.

"Jiuyazi, didn't you go to the county, why are you in the town?" It was his father's voice.

Ma De, how could Fatty Guo's cell phone be with his father? This is so illogical. Could it be that his father went to the county seat?This is obviously possible. Father hasn't been to the county seat for many years, so now?There is only one possibility, Fatty Guo is at my house.

After thinking about this, I changed my tone and said seriously: "Father, I just came back from the county seat. I went to the hospital to see a friend. I'm going home soon. Remember to cook my meal at noon. By the way, tell Fatty Guo, On the way back to the county just now, he left something with me, I told him not to look for it, and give it to him when we go back."

I'm betting, betting that Fatty Guo just arrived at my house, and he hasn't had time to tell his father about me.

However, one sentence from my father put me in the cold palace. He said: "I will tell him, and he also has something to tell you. He asked you to keep the ticket from the county to the town, and he will take it home and reimburse you."

Ma De, looking at it like this, my father may know that I didn't go to the county seat. In desperation, I had no choice but to tell my father that I have something to do in the town these two days, and I will go home immediately.

The father hung up the phone without saying a word with a sullen face.

Less than 3 minutes after I hung up the phone, the phone rang again. It was Fatty Guo’s call. I didn’t dare to speak, fearing it might be my father. I froze for a moment. Fatty Guo’s voice came from the phone. You slipped your tongue, I came last night, and you have been unable to get through on the phone. "

I really wanted to beat this fat man to death, and after scolding him, I asked him what happened to Zhang Yuanyuan.

He said in surprise, "It's nothing, I haven't caught up yet. The nurse is too hard to chase, has a lot of tricks, and the content of the chat is still pornographic. I blush when I chat with her."

Judging from Fatty Guo's tone, it seemed that nothing happened with Zhang Yuanyuan. Nine times out of ten, the little nurse was blackmailing Fatty Guo. I hung up the phone without saying anything.

After hanging up the phone, I wandered around the town with nothing to do, checked that the time was about the same, and went back to the Tombstone shop. After waiting for about ten minutes, Yu Qian drove the car and stopped at the door, and four people came down, Yu Qian, Hu Qin, Ah Da and stuttered.

I was about to get in the car and take them back to the village, when Ah Da came over and patted my shoulder with a slap on my shoulder. It hurt a little, and said lightly: "Everything is done in moderation, don't offend the dead, this is something I don't want to see, It's also something the Master doesn't want to see, and it's something Jiang Ye doesn't want to see, if there is something that can't be solved, just leave it to me, and I hope there won't be a next time."

Hearing this, I looked at him in disbelief. Others may not understand what this means.However, I absolutely understand that Ah Da meant to imply to me that he already knew that I pasted red paper on the bottom of the coffin, telling me to stop in moderation and not to offend the deceased.

I always thought that he was just a staff member of the tombstone shop and had a close relationship with Mr. Jiang, but I didn't expect him to have such a good eye.If he didn't guess wrong, he definitely didn't bend down to look at the bottom of the coffin, but felt that the atmosphere of the mourning hall was wrong when he burned incense. After all, my seven red papers pasted on the bottom of the coffin would affect the aura of the mourning hall. It's just... Ah Da, the staff of a tombstone shop are so good, so... Isn't Master Jiang really a living god?
Thinking of this, I nodded to him and cast a questioning look, meaning, have you torn the red paper?
He shook his head and said in a deep voice: "Remember to tell me when you encounter things in the future. After you go to Quyang, we will become our own people. Remember, you are not only surrounded by the Eight Immortals, but also this tombstone shop." , I just hope you can handle this funeral well."

(End of this chapter)