My master is invincible

Chapter 184 Yang Coffin

I nodded, looking forward to the trip to Quyang. I really want to see Lord Jiang sooner, learn something from him, and if possible, I even want to worship him as a teacher. This is the first time in my life that I have the idea of ​​apprenticeship. .

Afterwards, the few of us talked a little bit, and Ada went to buy things that his natal family needed to prepare. Regarding the matter of inviting Long, I gave him the phone number of Gao Lao and asked him to discuss with Gao Lao. After all, I asked Gao Lao to pay attention to it earlier. Please dragon thing.

After Ada left, Jieba and I sat in the tail seat, Yu Qian drove, and Hu Qin sat next to her. Along the way, I asked Jieba how things were going, and he said: "Everything is done, Aunt Liu and others, yesterday have returned to the village."

When I asked him why he went to my house, he said: "In the first year of junior high school, Brother Jiu gave me a red envelope, which was regarded as a New Year greeting to my mother. I heard Aunt Liu said that my aunt's legs and feet were inconvenient, so I bought some. Nutrients for nourishing bones, I want to visit my aunt, and wish me a new year."

Hearing what he said, I didn't say anything. Stuttering is just like this. As long as he thinks he owes something to others, he must pay it back to be at ease.

The road was rickety for a while. During this period, I asked Yu Qian about the funeral. She told me that after Liu Kai took over the funeral, he brought over sixty people and made the scene very big. Now he is making arrangements The whole town hangs white.

Boss Yu was very satisfied with Liu Kai's behavior. If Yu Qian hadn't greeted him, Boss Yu might have signed another contract with Liu Kai at this time.However, even if Yu Qian said hello, Boss Yu still introduced Liu Kai to the Feng Shui master he brought from Hong Kong, and it is said that he went to Balipu to dig a grave.

Hearing this, I sneered in my heart. It looks like Boss Yu didn't give up and wanted to use this funeral to make money. If this is the case, I have no choice but to use other methods to ensure that the deceased gets enough respect.

What puzzled me was that he didn't tell Yu Qian that I pushed him into the coffin.As for the reason, I can only think of a very reluctant reason. He wanted to threaten me with this matter.

To be honest, I thought about letting Liu Kai handle the funeral, but when I thought of Ah Da, Hu Qin and Yu Qian crying in the tombstone shop, I was determined not to let the deceased become a tool for future generations to gather wealth. Give the dead the respect they deserve.

Along the way, I thought about a lot of things. What should I do if something goes wrong during the funeral? If nothing goes wrong, what should I do if the deceased is successfully carried up the mountain?As for the seven red papers at the bottom of the coffin, I don't have much confidence that no one will discover them. At least Ah Da has already discovered them. Now I am afraid that the feng shui master next to Boss Yu has real skills and will also find the seven red papers at the bottom of the coffin.

Once it is revealed that I did the seven red papers, my reputation in Dongxing Town will be discredited.There is no other way, in our business, it is most taboo to tamper with the coffin, let me ask, dare to invite the Eight Immortals who tamper with the coffin?

Thinking of this, cold sweat broke out on my back, and I regretted that I had tampered with the coffin, but when I thought of Fatty Guo and the others being beaten like that by Liu Kai, that regret disappeared again.

As the car bumped forward, unknowingly, the car drove into our village. Because it was the Chinese New Year, our village was very lively, no different from other villages. There were a few tables in front of the main room, and many women were watching, and occasionally burst out. A few foul words, "You stupid idiot, I told you not to play the first card, you insisted on playing the first card, let's fire it now! Your mother, pus and blood made you a stupid idiot come out."

This is the case here, four people play cards, there are often seven or eight people watching, or even more, I remember when I was in junior high school, when Widow Liu’s husband was still alive, her husband played cards all night, the first time The next day, Widow Liu went to our village to spread the word, saying that her husband was too addicted to drugs and wanted a divorce.

Anyone who has something to do asked her how she knew, and she said that she stood outside the window and watched all night.Then, the man replied, in winter, you can lie on the window and watch all night, so what qualifications do you have to say that you have a big addiction to men.

I was thinking about the joy of Widow Liu, when she appeared in front of me unexpectedly, she stared at us first, then stopped at Hu Qin for a long time, walked up to me, and He patted me on the shoulder and said, "Jiu Yazi, have you gotten rich? You made your mother look so good, which beauty parlor did she come from? Next time, my aunt will also go and dress up to fascinate the perverts in the village."

Before I could speak, Hu Qin rushed to speak before me, and she said, "Sister, am I really like Chen Jiu's mother?"

"Oh! My sister, don't scare me, you are the mother of the nine children, why are you talking Mandarin with me!"

After saying this, Widow Liu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly, she stretched out her hand, pointed at Huqin tremblingly, and said, "Damn it, I saw Jiuyazi's mother just now, why did she become so beautiful all of a sudden."

As she said that, she rubbed her face vigorously. Dingqing looked at her with a face full of disbelief. She grabbed my arm and said, "Jiuyazi, you asked us to go home yesterday, was it...was it... because of her?"

I shook my head and told her to go home and feed the pigs. After she left, I asked Hu Qin: "Now prove that I didn't lie to you!"

She nodded thoughtfully, without saying a word, turned around and walked to the trunk of the car, carrying two hands full of presents. Seeing that the outer packaging was all made in Hong Kong, she stammered and carried three gifts in the trunk of the car.

However, compared to the things Huqin carried, he looked a bit shabby, and smiled at me embarrassedly, meaning that he had a lot less things than Huqin.

I walked up to him, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "If you have a heart, my parents will be happy when you come. They don't care how much they have."

He smirked and clenched his fists. This is a very common scene in the countryside, but he planted a seed in Jieba's heart, a seed of desire for money. Among them, I work harder than anyone else, including me. In this respect, I really admire stuttering.

After picking up the things, several of us walked towards the village. Jiba and I walked in the front, and Hu Qin's mother and daughter walked behind anxiously.

If it was me and Stutter who entered the village, the villagers who played cards might just say hello and say, "Jiu Yazi is back", and now Huqin mother and daughter are behind them. Those villagers who played cards put down the cards in their hands and surrounded them , asked: "Jiuyazi, who is your relative behind that? Why have you never heard your father say that?"

This is the case in the countryside. As long as a relative with a little bit of power comes to someone's house, the whole village will come to ask questions. I didn't pay attention to them. I gave each of them a cigarette and took them home.

(End of this chapter)