My master is invincible
Chapter 1842 Yin Yang Rice
Chapter 1842 Yin Yang Rice (46)
I have arranged it this way, and there are certain considerations in it.
Carrying the coffin is no better than a coffin bearer. If it is said that carrying the coffin depends entirely on the strength of the shoulders, then it depends entirely on the strength of the arms.
To put it bluntly, if you hold the coffin, if you are not careful, your entire arm can be removed.
Because of this, I let Zheng Xiguan and Fatty Bai walk in the front, because they both look tall and strong, and relatively stronger, while the person walking in the middle is quite slender, let them walk in the front In the middle, the force used is quite small.
I walked with another person at the end, the reason is that the back is definitely more strenuous than the front, and my body is different from ordinary people, I have a lot of strength, walking in the back can control the overall situation.
Taking ten thousand steps back, if the coffin is about to fall to the ground, I can still save it.
After I arranged the number of people, Yuan Zhenghua brought out a bowl of yin-yang rice.
What puzzled me was that the bowl of yin-yang rice he brought out was still steaming, as if it had just been made, and some incense ash was sprinkled on the surface of the rice.
Seeing all this, I looked at Yuan Zhenghua and asked him, "Did you just do that?"
He hummed and explained: "Master, when you took my grandma out, I started making this yin-yang rice."
I said a word, and didn't ask in detail, mainly because I felt that everything Yuan Zhenghua did was like listening to Mrs. Yuan, which made me even have a thought, that is, Mrs. Yuan is not dead, Instead, he hid in secret and taught Yuan Zhenghua.
Otherwise, why would Yuan Zhenghua immediately move out Mrs. Yuan every time there was a dispute, as if he had encountered it beforehand.
This made me look at Yuan Zhenghua with a little more vigilance.
Considering that the coffin was about to be lifted, I didn't ask any more questions, so I took the yin and yang food from him and placed it in the middle of the golden coffin, and found a gray blanket to cover the whole coffin.
After finishing all this, the few of us stood beside the coffin, our eyes fixed on the door.
I took a deep breath, roughly counted the days, and asked Yuan Zhenghua for his grandfather's birthday.
In less than a moment, I figured out one thing, that is, there is a zodiac that is incompatible with this coffin, and the coffin must not be carried. This zodiac is a snake.
Fortunately, I was prepared in advance, so I asked Yuan Zhenghua to take out the police cap he wanted from the police station, and then asked Zheng Xiguan and the others if there were any people who belonged to snakes. Don’t worry, there really is a person whose zodiac sign is a snake among them people.
Without any hesitation, I immediately took a police cap and put it on the man, considering that snakes are similar to dragons, after all, snakes have a nickname called Xiaolong.So, I asked them if there were any dragons, and to my surprise, there were actually two dragons.
This makes me depressed. According to my original idea, one of the three police hats is for the owner Yuan Zhenghua to wear, and the other two are reserved for spares. Who would have thought that there are only five people, and there are actually three people whose zodiac signs are snakes and dragons.
This made me very embarrassed. In desperation, I had no choice but to give the final police cap to one person, and to the other person, I tied my Fire Dragon Chunyang Sword with a rope and hung it around his waist.
After finishing all this, I let out a heavy breath and didn't stay for long, mainly because the time was coming, so I made a slogan and prepared to carry the coffin out.
"Get ready, the coffin will be lifted soon."
As soon as these words came out, Zheng Xiguan and the others all looked dignified, their whole bodies were in the shape of a half moon, and they firmly grasped the bottom of the coffin with both hands.
"rise!"
I yelled again.
In an instant, the six of us exerted strength at the same time. What surprised me was that before I had time to exert strength, the entire coffin was lifted up with a brush.
I frowned, what's going on, how could this coffin be so light?
No, when the golden coffin was smashed down, it weighed at least [-] catties, but now the strength that falls on my hands is only about [-] catties.
Matt, what's going on?
The lightest coffin in our country weighs about 100 catties, but looking at the situation now, the coffin weighs at most [-] catties.
Damn it, what kind of coffin is this? How could it be so evil.
Then Zheng Xiguan probably also felt that the coffin was too light, so he didn't move forward, but looked at me, wondering: "Little brother, this coffin..."
Before he finished speaking, I shook my head and said, "Don't talk, just put your head down and lift the coffin onto the truck."
Hearing what I said, Zheng Xiguan hurriedly walked forward.
Following his walk, all of us hastily stepped forward and walked over.
It's okay if I don't leave. After walking like this, I feel that the coffin on hand has become lighter. If it was about twenty catties before, then the weight of the coffin on hand is only about ten catties now.
Shit, what's the matter?
How could this coffin be so light? It's too evil!
"Master, I think they carried it quite easily, and their steps were also very relaxed. Why is there so much sweat on your forehead?" Yuan Zhenghua walked beside me, wondering.
I turned my head to look at him, shook my head, and didn't speak, but my heart became more and more confused.
If the coffin weighed about three hundred kilograms, I might not think too much about it, but now the coffin only feels about sixty or seventy kilograms to me.
It made my heart sink like iron.
As the saying goes, if something goes wrong, there must be a demon, which is enough to show that there is definitely something hidden in this golden coffin.
Wait, could it be that this golden coffin is just an empty shell?
The moment this thought flashed through my mind, a group of us carried the coffin out the door, and Yuan Zhenghua locked the door behind and followed.
About halfway through the journey, the strength on my hand became less and less. When I got close to the side of the truck, I felt that what I was holding in my hand was not a coffin, but a tree, which was still dried in the sun.
Grass.
How could it become so light.
Ma De, the strength I have now is only one or two catties.
At this moment, Zheng Xiguan couldn't take it anymore, looked at me again, and said in a deep voice: "Little brother, we brothers are all honest people, you can't trick us!"
I understand what he means, he feels that this coffin is too evil.
I thought about it for a while, if I didn't say a few words of comfort to them at this time, Zheng Xiguan and the others probably would have let go immediately.
Immediately, I quickly explained: "Old Zheng, this coffin may be a legendary coffin."
"Changing into a coffin?" Zheng Xiguan stared at me suspiciously, and stopped on his feet.
I was taken aback. To be honest, what I just said about changing the coffin was just a word that I said later, but since Zheng Xiguan asked, I naturally had to answer him.
So, with a look on my face, I quickly explained: "It's like this. I heard from the seniors that some ghost craftsmen are extremely skilled. When they open the coffin, they will add some special materials to make the coffin extremely light. Will even let the coffin appear weightless."
"Ah!" Zheng Xiguan exclaimed, apparently not believing my words.
I smiled wryly, what I said was too nonsense, and was about to explain a few words, suddenly, my face changed drastically, and my eyes were fixed on the coffin in front of me, my mind was full of disbelief.
At the same time, Zheng Xiguan and the others, like me, also changed their faces drastically, staring fixedly at the coffin in front of them, especially Zheng Xiguan, whose legs were trembling, and his hands were also trembling inexplicably.
(End of this chapter)
I have arranged it this way, and there are certain considerations in it.
Carrying the coffin is no better than a coffin bearer. If it is said that carrying the coffin depends entirely on the strength of the shoulders, then it depends entirely on the strength of the arms.
To put it bluntly, if you hold the coffin, if you are not careful, your entire arm can be removed.
Because of this, I let Zheng Xiguan and Fatty Bai walk in the front, because they both look tall and strong, and relatively stronger, while the person walking in the middle is quite slender, let them walk in the front In the middle, the force used is quite small.
I walked with another person at the end, the reason is that the back is definitely more strenuous than the front, and my body is different from ordinary people, I have a lot of strength, walking in the back can control the overall situation.
Taking ten thousand steps back, if the coffin is about to fall to the ground, I can still save it.
After I arranged the number of people, Yuan Zhenghua brought out a bowl of yin-yang rice.
What puzzled me was that the bowl of yin-yang rice he brought out was still steaming, as if it had just been made, and some incense ash was sprinkled on the surface of the rice.
Seeing all this, I looked at Yuan Zhenghua and asked him, "Did you just do that?"
He hummed and explained: "Master, when you took my grandma out, I started making this yin-yang rice."
I said a word, and didn't ask in detail, mainly because I felt that everything Yuan Zhenghua did was like listening to Mrs. Yuan, which made me even have a thought, that is, Mrs. Yuan is not dead, Instead, he hid in secret and taught Yuan Zhenghua.
Otherwise, why would Yuan Zhenghua immediately move out Mrs. Yuan every time there was a dispute, as if he had encountered it beforehand.
This made me look at Yuan Zhenghua with a little more vigilance.
Considering that the coffin was about to be lifted, I didn't ask any more questions, so I took the yin and yang food from him and placed it in the middle of the golden coffin, and found a gray blanket to cover the whole coffin.
After finishing all this, the few of us stood beside the coffin, our eyes fixed on the door.
I took a deep breath, roughly counted the days, and asked Yuan Zhenghua for his grandfather's birthday.
In less than a moment, I figured out one thing, that is, there is a zodiac that is incompatible with this coffin, and the coffin must not be carried. This zodiac is a snake.
Fortunately, I was prepared in advance, so I asked Yuan Zhenghua to take out the police cap he wanted from the police station, and then asked Zheng Xiguan and the others if there were any people who belonged to snakes. Don’t worry, there really is a person whose zodiac sign is a snake among them people.
Without any hesitation, I immediately took a police cap and put it on the man, considering that snakes are similar to dragons, after all, snakes have a nickname called Xiaolong.So, I asked them if there were any dragons, and to my surprise, there were actually two dragons.
This makes me depressed. According to my original idea, one of the three police hats is for the owner Yuan Zhenghua to wear, and the other two are reserved for spares. Who would have thought that there are only five people, and there are actually three people whose zodiac signs are snakes and dragons.
This made me very embarrassed. In desperation, I had no choice but to give the final police cap to one person, and to the other person, I tied my Fire Dragon Chunyang Sword with a rope and hung it around his waist.
After finishing all this, I let out a heavy breath and didn't stay for long, mainly because the time was coming, so I made a slogan and prepared to carry the coffin out.
"Get ready, the coffin will be lifted soon."
As soon as these words came out, Zheng Xiguan and the others all looked dignified, their whole bodies were in the shape of a half moon, and they firmly grasped the bottom of the coffin with both hands.
"rise!"
I yelled again.
In an instant, the six of us exerted strength at the same time. What surprised me was that before I had time to exert strength, the entire coffin was lifted up with a brush.
I frowned, what's going on, how could this coffin be so light?
No, when the golden coffin was smashed down, it weighed at least [-] catties, but now the strength that falls on my hands is only about [-] catties.
Matt, what's going on?
The lightest coffin in our country weighs about 100 catties, but looking at the situation now, the coffin weighs at most [-] catties.
Damn it, what kind of coffin is this? How could it be so evil.
Then Zheng Xiguan probably also felt that the coffin was too light, so he didn't move forward, but looked at me, wondering: "Little brother, this coffin..."
Before he finished speaking, I shook my head and said, "Don't talk, just put your head down and lift the coffin onto the truck."
Hearing what I said, Zheng Xiguan hurriedly walked forward.
Following his walk, all of us hastily stepped forward and walked over.
It's okay if I don't leave. After walking like this, I feel that the coffin on hand has become lighter. If it was about twenty catties before, then the weight of the coffin on hand is only about ten catties now.
Shit, what's the matter?
How could this coffin be so light? It's too evil!
"Master, I think they carried it quite easily, and their steps were also very relaxed. Why is there so much sweat on your forehead?" Yuan Zhenghua walked beside me, wondering.
I turned my head to look at him, shook my head, and didn't speak, but my heart became more and more confused.
If the coffin weighed about three hundred kilograms, I might not think too much about it, but now the coffin only feels about sixty or seventy kilograms to me.
It made my heart sink like iron.
As the saying goes, if something goes wrong, there must be a demon, which is enough to show that there is definitely something hidden in this golden coffin.
Wait, could it be that this golden coffin is just an empty shell?
The moment this thought flashed through my mind, a group of us carried the coffin out the door, and Yuan Zhenghua locked the door behind and followed.
About halfway through the journey, the strength on my hand became less and less. When I got close to the side of the truck, I felt that what I was holding in my hand was not a coffin, but a tree, which was still dried in the sun.
Grass.
How could it become so light.
Ma De, the strength I have now is only one or two catties.
At this moment, Zheng Xiguan couldn't take it anymore, looked at me again, and said in a deep voice: "Little brother, we brothers are all honest people, you can't trick us!"
I understand what he means, he feels that this coffin is too evil.
I thought about it for a while, if I didn't say a few words of comfort to them at this time, Zheng Xiguan and the others probably would have let go immediately.
Immediately, I quickly explained: "Old Zheng, this coffin may be a legendary coffin."
"Changing into a coffin?" Zheng Xiguan stared at me suspiciously, and stopped on his feet.
I was taken aback. To be honest, what I just said about changing the coffin was just a word that I said later, but since Zheng Xiguan asked, I naturally had to answer him.
So, with a look on my face, I quickly explained: "It's like this. I heard from the seniors that some ghost craftsmen are extremely skilled. When they open the coffin, they will add some special materials to make the coffin extremely light. Will even let the coffin appear weightless."
"Ah!" Zheng Xiguan exclaimed, apparently not believing my words.
I smiled wryly, what I said was too nonsense, and was about to explain a few words, suddenly, my face changed drastically, and my eyes were fixed on the coffin in front of me, my mind was full of disbelief.
At the same time, Zheng Xiguan and the others, like me, also changed their faces drastically, staring fixedly at the coffin in front of them, especially Zheng Xiguan, whose legs were trembling, and his hands were also trembling inexplicably.
(End of this chapter)
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