My master is invincible

Chapter 1843 Yin Yang Rice (47)

"Little brother, this... this... what's going on, why is the coffin weightless?" Zheng Xiguan stared at him, trembling.

I swallowed.

To be honest, I don't know what's going on, I just know that what I just said is all nonsense.

However, now the coffin has really lost any weight.

Mad, hell.

What's the situation.

It doesn't fit the physics!

It is said that most of the general supernatural events do not conform to physics, but they are not too far away from physics.

However, the current situation is a huge coffin without any weight.

I didn't speak, my feet trembled a few times involuntarily, and I carefully felt the importance of my hands. It was exactly as Zheng Xiguan said, the golden coffin was completely weightless, as if we were holding air.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Zheng Xiguan turned pale and said tremblingly: "Little brother, I have taken you as my son-in-law, you can't hurt your old father-in-law!"

I glanced up at him, and tremblingly said: "Don't worry, get the coffin to the truck first."

While speaking, I exerted a little force on my hand, and the whole person walked forward.

It seemed that Zheng Xiguan was reluctant to leave, and stood there motionless, while the other few people were in the same situation as him, they all stood there motionless.

At this moment, Yuan Zhenghua came over and asked me: "Master, you..."

Before he finished speaking, I gave up, signaled him not to speak, and then glanced at Zheng Xiguan and the others.

To be honest, I now have two options in my mind. The first option is to make this golden coffin more serious and tell them that once they encounter this kind of coffin, they must bury it in the ground, otherwise they will suffer retribution.

The second way is to be honest with them, and then move them with emotion and reason.

Between these two methods, I weighed them for a while, and it was a bit difficult to decide. If we talk about the first method, it is highly feasible. After all, Zheng Xiguan and others are from rural areas, and they should believe in retribution very much.

On the contrary, the second method is a bit tricky, mainly because of the large number of them. If one person is not persuaded, the coffin cannot be put on the truck.

After thinking about it for about 1 minute, I decided to adopt the first method, because the first method is effective quickly.

Just when I was dazed for a while, Zheng Xiguan spoke again, and he said anxiously: "Little brother, you are talking, I'm still waiting for you!"

I glanced at him and said in a deep voice, "Are you sure you want to know?"

"Hmm!" He nodded.

I didn't hide anything, so I said: "Brother Zheng, it's like this. I cheated you. This coffin is different from other coffins. Once you touch this coffin, you have to bury it in the ground. Otherwise, I'm afraid... .”

"What will happen?" Zheng Xiguan and others said in unison.

I glanced at them, and said unhurriedly: "I'm afraid it will bring retribution. If you are not careful, you will be decapitated. You have also seen it before. This coffin is a bit evil..."

Before I could finish speaking, Zheng Xiguan let out a rage, "I'm an idiot, you're not cheating on us, how can you be like this, we have no enmity with you in the past, and we have no grievances in the present, what's the matter?"

After all, he seemed to want to throw away the coffin in his hand, I quickly said: "Brother Zheng, the matter has come to an end, instead of complaining here, it's better..."

"Fuck you, Chen Jiu, remember for me, after this coffin is buried, our brothers will definitely let you come out sideways."

When he said this, Zheng Xiguan's eyes were red, and he stared at me firmly, and the people around him almost had the same eyes.

Looking at their eyes, I feel quite uncomfortable, mainly because I feel that I have deceived them and have a psychological burden. You must know that I have rarely deceived people since I entered the industry.

"Brother Zheng, after the matter is over, I will give you a satisfactory explanation." I quickly explained.

He stared straight at me and said angrily: "I don't have the good fortune to be your brother Zheng. A white-eyed wolf like you will be hacked by Han Tianlei sooner or later. Fortunately, I still want to marry my daughter to you!" you."

Hearing this, I stood still and didn't speak, and Yuan Zhenghua pulled me a few times. I just gave him a look and didn't speak.

Just like that, the whole scene fell silent, and none of us spoke.

After a full minute, Zheng Xiguan looked at the people around him, and asked a few words in a low voice, basically asking them, what should we do now?
I guess it was my words that made a difference. Those people looked at me and I looked at you, and finally agreed, saying that they would bury this coffin first, and then clean up me.

I really don't know what to say about this.

Fortunately, they agreed, so I can't say anything more.

Soon, all of us walked towards the truck with the coffin in hand.

Because the coffin is weightless, the steps of the few of us are very easy, but the few of us are extremely uneasy.

Just like that, it took a few of us a few minutes to lift the coffin to the side of the truck.

As soon as we got to the side of the truck, the driver jumped out of the cab immediately.

"Little brother, you're here." The driver walked up to me and greeted me.

I hummed, and was about to speak, when Zheng Xiguan spoke, and he said, "Brother driver, don't get too close to him, he is a man who eats people without spit out bones."

As soon as the words came out, the driver first glanced at me, then stared at Zheng Xiguan, and said suspiciously: "No, I think this little brother is honest and sincere, do you have any misunderstandings about him? what?"

"Misunderstanding? How can I misunderstand him?" Zheng Xiguan guessed that he was really angry, and stared at me.

I smiled bitterly, and it was hard to say anything, I felt that everything I said now was wrong, so I might as well not say anything.

Ever since, I stood there without saying a word, and let Zheng Xiguan add embellishments.

After about 3 minutes, Zheng Xiguan finally finished speaking.

What I didn't expect was that the moment he finished speaking, the driver actually said, "Brother Zheng, you made up a good story. I believe this little brother is not that kind of person."

"Fuck, why don't you get in oil and salt? Just look at the coffin we're entrusting you with." Zheng Xiguan winked at the driver as he spoke, meaning to ask the driver to touch the coffin. .

How could I not understand what he meant, he was planning to drag another person into the water, I hurriedly said: "Brother Zheng, it's almost enough, don't worry, I will give you an explanation afterwards, instead of having a quarrel now, it would be better It’s better to get this coffin done sooner.”

(End of this chapter)